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500 years later, the monkey was reborn as the bandit leader Zhizunbao, Bajie was the second master, and Drifting was a blind man.

Unfortunately, the Supreme Treasure was hit by the Kunlun Sansheng's Seven Injuries Fist, and ran into the monster sisters who planned to eat Tang Monk's flesh-Spider Jingchun Thirty Niang and Bone Jingjing Bai Jingjing.

It turned out that 500 years ago, Monkey and Bai Jingjing had a love affair, so Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao fell in love at first sight.

At this time, the god Bodhi Patriarch (Tathagata) appeared, told Supreme Treasure their identities as monsters, and started dealing with the two monsters together with the robbers.

Bai Jingjing injured Chunsanniang in order to save Zhizunbao, but was poisoned and injured.Zhizunbao came to find Chunsanniang for Bai Jingjing, but was misunderstood by Jingjing.Bai Jingjing committed suicide in despair.Supreme Treasure uses the Moonlight Box to turn back time, but it goes back 500 years.

Back to the Supreme Treasure 500 years ago, but met a woman of destiny——Zixia Fairy (the daughter of Amitabha).

Fairy Zixia once made an oath that whoever can pull out the Ziqing sword in her hand is the one she likes.Not wanting the sword to be pulled out by Supreme Treasure with a bang, Zixia decided to agree with her body, but Supreme Treasure refused.

Zixia got lost in the desert and was rescued by the Bull Demon King.The Bull Demon King forced Zixia to marry him.At the critical moment, the Supreme Treasure realized his true love - Fairy Zixia, and became Monkey King again...

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In Tushita Palace, Li Ye chatted with Laojun a lot, and finally left.

After Li Ye returned to the lower realm, he frowned. He found that the heavenly secrets were out of order. What seemed to have happened?

His eyes flickered with strange light, illusions were born and disillusioned, there was a scene of ancient stars circulating, chaos opening up the sky, and all falsehoods were pierced by him.

"Oh~" Li Ye sighed.

Li Ye completely understood everything about Supreme Treasure.

This is a bureau, a bureau set up by two saints, Amitabha and Taoist Zhunti:

Fairy Zixia is the daughter of Amitabha, and Supreme Treasure is his son. Li Ye knows what Amitabha wants to do - he wants to marry him.

Journey to the West was originally directed by Amitabha Buddha with only one purpose, to marry his daughter to my son

Li Ye was very helpless, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh?

He felt a headache even more when he saw the monkey and the Bull Demon King robbing Zixia.

The monkey is his own son, and the Bull Demon King is also his own son. The backs of his hands and the palms of his hands are full of flesh. Which side should he help?

However, Li Ye still showed up.

This is a small town with a dark sky and incongruous scenery.

On a high platform, a monk with a thin body and shackles was tied.

The monk didn't have the slightest sense of being a hostage, so he taught the little demons on both sides: "Humans and goblins are born by mothers, different people are born by human mothers, and demons are born by demons..."

Seeing the monk's face and hearing such words, the two little demons almost went crazy.

"I can't stand it~" The little demon on the right howled miserably, took out a dagger from his bosom, and stabbed it into his heart, then fell to the ground with a 'plop'.

The top monk turned his head and asked the little demon on the left: "What's your mother's name?"

"Ah—" Xiao Yao howled miserably.

The monk continued: "So to be a demon is like being a human being. You must have a benevolent heart. With a benevolent heart, you will no longer be a demon, but a human demon."

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"Give thanks to heaven and earth~"

Below, the Bull Demon King is full of ambitions and is about to marry a woman.

This woman is Zixia Fairy, she said: "Wait a minute."

The supreme monk said to the little demon, "Look, it's the younger sister who wants to save the older sister now, wait a little while, the older sister will save the younger sister..."

The little demon on his left had a face full of pain, and directly tied a rope and wound it down from the beam above. The little demon moved quickly and was knotting the rope.

Fairy Zixia asked the Bull Demon King to promise her to let her sister Qingxia go. The Bull Demon King nodded in agreement, and Zixia cut off the rope that tied her sister with a dagger.

Unexpectedly, after Qingxia got out of trouble, she grabbed the dagger and said to Bull Demon King: "Bull Demon King, I will not let my sister marry you."

The Bull Demon King was furious and said, "What did you say?"

The supreme monk looked at the little demon and said, "Look, am I right?"

The little demon on the left was so sad and angry that he quickly put his neck into the rope and hanged himself to death.

"It's actually faster than me, you're really good~" The monk looked admiring.

……

Just when the situation below reached a critical moment.

The Bull Demon King is forcing Fairy Zixia to worship the heaven and earth with him, and Fairy Zixia's face is full of tears.

On the far horizon, a colorful cloud swirls over, and suddenly there is a strong wind, flying sand and rocks.

The supreme monk yelled again: "Be careful~ it's thundering, it's raining, collect your clothes~"

"Puff-"

The little demon below fell down.

After the colorful clouds dispersed, a wild monkey appeared. He did a few somersaults and then made a very creative poos. Put a lethal fart!

The Bull Demon King was furious, and the two started fighting, but the monkey was able to beat the Bull Demon King, which is unbelievable.

Just when all the demons were astonished, a young man appeared, and this young man was extremely handsome.

But after that, no one could associate this young man with the word Qingxiu. He stretched out his two hands and grabbed the bull demon king and the monkey in such a natural way.

"Brother, what are you fighting for?"

After Li Ye caught the two of them, he said depressedly.

At the same time, his eyes fell on the top-ranking monk.

This monk is playing the role of Tang Seng, but in fact, this monk is not Tang Seng.

"Amitabha!" Li Ye's eyes moved slightly.

He had seen Amitabha before, so he recognized it at a glance. The monk playing the Tang monk was Amitabha, or in other words, a clone of Amitabha.

Li Ye was speechless for a while, because he really couldn't find anything to say.

It turns out that in Journey to the West, the true identity of the top-notch and long-winded Tang monk is Amitabha, the number one sage of Western religion, and also a Taoist guide.

"As expected of my father, he is as good as my mother said, he is a good man!" Bull Demon King sighed in his heart, with stars in his eyes, he didn't care at all that he was caught by Li Ye, obviously, he already knew that Li Ye was his father.

The monkey's wildness disappeared, and he looked at Li Ye pitifully: "Master, why are you here, and this cow and I are just sworn brothers, not real brothers."

Li Ye touched his nose and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, you are all my sons."

He looked at the Bull Demon King: "You little bastard, a woman who gave birth to my grandson and even robbed my younger brother is really worthless."

"Brother? Younger brother..." The Bull Demon King pondered carefully, and stared blankly at the monkey. Could it be that the monkey is really his own brother?

Speaking of it, the Bull Demon King was indeed born before Wukong, because Wukong entered the stone and was born after many years.

At this time, Amitabha Buddha turned into the best monk Tang nodded and said: "Wukong, it's true, you and the Bull Demon King have the same father."

"..." The monkey opened his mouth, and finally shouted at Li Ye: "I'll torture you! Dad, you came earlier, I became the Monkey King, and I'm going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Li Ye laughed: "The journey to learn Buddhist scriptures is long, and if you bring a comfort woman with you, you won't be lonely anymore."

The monkey blushed a lot, and looked at Fairy Zixia, a little afraid to look directly.

Fairy Zixia stepped forward and said to Li Ye: "Daughter-in-law has seen her father-in-law."

"Uh..." Li Ye's face was gloomy, being called a father-in-law, this feeling...

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