Violent striker

Yang Mo was deeply moved by Milicic's infatuation, he felt that Milicic was simply the incarnation of Cupid.But Paris Hilton, who was the person involved, was not moved at all, she was only surprised: Is this guy a psycho?Is he confessing his love to me or helping me match superyng?But... I don't even know him!

Milicic has a deep love, but it's a pity that Paris Hilton has become a donkey's liver and lungs.All her thoughts were on Yang Mo, when a handsome giant suddenly appeared and said some inexplicable words to her, what else could she be but surprised?Are you moved?

For Milicic, this was something that took all her courage and even gave up all her happiness, but here at Paris Hilton, it only brought her troubles.

This is the distance between love and not love.

"Paris, I think this handsome giant is very nice. Is he confessing to you?" Taylor Swift whispered in Paris Hilton's ear, half joking and half serious.

"Huh..." Paris Hilton frowned with disgust: "I only have superyng in my heart now!"

For Hilton's answer, Taylor Swift was a little disappointed, because she also had a superyng in her heart.In her opinion, if Paris Hilton was chased away by this handsome giant, her chances would undoubtedly increase a lot.But it's a pity that the sky didn't come true. Paris Hilton, the goddamn, doesn't care about the deep affection of the handsome guy in Eastern Europe.

At this moment, Spike Lee, who was sitting not far from the sidelines, yelled at Milicic loudly: "Hey, Darko, don't be fooled by this bitch, she's a slut in essence." woman, she is not good enough for you."

"No, you're the bitch!" Milicic turned his head sideways, glared at Spike Lee and roared angrily, then quickly ran forward to continue defending. [

At the moment Milicic scolded Spike Lee, Paris Hilton suddenly felt that Milicic was so cute again.However, this was just a momentary thought, and soon, her heart was fully occupied by superyng again.

Paris Hilton thought Milicic was cute, but Spike Lee, who was scolded, felt that Milicic had taken a shot: I remind you kindly, but you still scolded me?Sooner or later, you will be ruined by this slut, and you will not even be able to walk on the court!

Spike Lee's kindness was taken as a donkey's liver and lungs, just as Milicic's affection was taken as trouble by Hilton.This is the frightening thing about unrequited love. The so-called "falling flowers have intentional flow of love" is probably what it means.

Yang Mo didn't want to get involved in the relationship between the three of them, but in fact he was always the one who got shot while lying down.

However, JR Smith deliberately ran to Yang Mo's side and laughed at him: "You Knicks are so confused. I didn't expect your woman Milicic to want to fuck too. Does it mean that you can fuck a female star as a teammate with you? You Shouldn't it be sending your girlfriend out to fuck your teammates before gaining the position of leader!"

I have to say that JR Smith's mouth stinks a hundred times worse than a septic tank.

The moment Yang Mo's ears received the words, his fists were tightly clenched, but in the end he didn't wave out his angry fists, but slowly let go, but he clenched his teeth. But Jin was stuffed hard into the blood.Then, slowly said: "You will pay a terrible price for your words!"

"Cut! Tragic? Do you think you are God?" JR Smith dismissed it, turned around and reached out to Billups for the ball.Seeing him running out of space, Billups hesitated and handed him the ball.

When JR Smith received the ball and just turned around, Yang Mo clung to him like a shadow.

Seeing that Yang Mo was only [-] to [-] centimeters away from him, jr Smith held the ball with both hands and tried to make a fake move to trick Yang Mo away, and then made a quick breakthrough.But just when he was holding the ball and was about to sink his shoulders to the right... Boom!

A loud noise was born above the basketball he held tightly in both hands like an explosion. Immediately afterwards, he felt complete numbness in both hands from fingertips to shoulders. Immediately afterwards, the basketball disappeared from his grasp. After that, Yang Mo quickly It flashed in front of him and ran behind him.

When he reacted and turned his head, the basketball had already been photographed by Yang Mo in the frontcourt. At this time, his arm was still paralyzed.

Swish!

Yang Mo, who rushed to the frontcourt, actually stayed outside the three-point line, and then took off and hit a three-pointer!

The three-point net made Madison cheer again. Amidst the cheers, Yang Mo ran over with a livid face and no joy. When he passed by JR Smith, he said in an extremely disdainful voice: "Tonight, I'm going to score sixty points off your head. And you, you won't score more than double digits."[

"Do you think you are Michael Jordan? Sixty points, go dreaming!" Although his arms were still numb, his mouth was still sharp.

"Hmph." Yang Mo sneered, and didn't argue with him anymore, anyway, he was going to beat him to shame tonight.

TNT commented on the opening two balls as Billups slid in with the ball.

"Tonight, Yang's desire for offense is very strong. He scored five points in less than one minute of the opening game. According to this efficiency, at least he will break his own scoring record?" Collins said.

"In fact, Superyng is used to attacking the opponent's unsteady footing at the beginning of the game, and then enters the state of playing dead. Although he will make one or two three-pointers from time to time, most of his points are concentrated in the first quarter. The first 3 minutes or the last 3 minutes of the last quarter.” Senior Yangmi Charles Barkley scratched the back of his head and said with a smile: “So, you don’t have to expect superyng to break the scoring record.”

"No." Jeff Van Gundy, who replaced Kenny Smith in the commentary seat, shook his head and said, "The superyng in the past didn't exist as an attacker, he was more of a supplement for the entire team." position, and now he has become the strongest attacker in tactics, so his scoring record is likely to be refreshed tonight."

After Kenny Smith kissed Charles Barkley's ass in front of the national live broadcast, he announced that he would suspend his commentary work and return to his post after the psychological shadow was eliminated.Therefore, tnt recruited former nb famous head coach Van Gundy to serve as a ball commentator.However, Charles Barkley doesn't like this partner. He thinks Van Gundy is too funny, and he is always doing so-called technical analysis.Although this is what a ball commentator does, he is used to making jokes with Kenny Smith, how could he accept the conservative Van Gundy all of a sudden.

In fact, messages like "We want Kenny" are constantly being refreshed on TNT's scrolling message board. Obviously, the fans also prefer the unlucky Kenny Smith to sit in the commentary booth.

For the sake of ratings, the director kept urging Charles Barkley in the headset to make some explosive points.

There is no way, Barkley can only start from the sidelines: "I don't know if you have noticed that Milicic was showing love to Paris Hilton just now, and as we all know, Paris Hilton's favorite person is superyng. Then, you think Milicic will be in the game Conflict with superyng?"

"If Milicic really likes Paris Hilton, there must be a knot in his heart, and the cooperation between them will definitely be compromised." The honest Van Gundy fell into Barkley's hook unconsciously.

"Then let's take a gamble. If the cooperation between Milicic and Superyng is not discounted, then...you will wear a wig next time, okay?" Seeing that Van Gundy took the bait, Barkley immediately revealed his evil true face: "Because I have a deep stereotype about your bald head, which always reflects the light from above into my pupils."

Van Gundy is not a person who can joke. His coaching style is known for being rigid. Compared with his brother, he is more of a serious academic head coach.However, Barkley is obviously questioning his professional analysis ability now, so he immediately slapped the table and agreed: "If there are more than eight assists between Yang and Darko tonight, then I will be in the next game." Explaining in a wig."

"It's a women's wig!" Charles Barkley said aggressively on purpose.

Van Gundy is really a temper tantrum. Once he was so excited by Barkley, he actually agreed to Barkley's increase: "Okay, women's wigs are women's wigs. But if I win, do you dare to kiss Kenny back?" Smith's naked ass?"

As soon as Van Gundy said this, it was Barkley's turn to be stunned. Buckley didn't expect that the honest man would still have such a deep calculation in his heart, and he would turn against the general.

He proposed the bet. If he shrinks his eggs at this time, he will definitely become a laughing stock.However, if they really agree, what if they don't have eight assists between them?A team can only have about [-] assists in a game. How is it possible that there are so many assists between the shooting guard and the center?It's so unrealistic!

Barkley originally wanted to make fun of Van Gundy, but now he has been turned into a difficult situation.

Honest people are really not easy to bully!

Barkley sighed, and finally agreed with a slap on the thigh: "Okay, I'll make a bet with you, if you win, I'll kiss Smith's ass..."

"No!" Before Barkley finished speaking, the strict Van Gundy corrected him: "It's a naked butt, don't you want to play any word games."

"Bare butt is bare butt, I'm not afraid!" Barkley was heartbroken and agreed directly.Now that the matter has come to this point, he doesn't care about anything else, just keeps his head down.Anyway, Superyng hasn't let him lose yet, so the bet is here! !

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[Thanks to "Xiaopang 001" and "Green Mia" for their rewards, ps, this is still the update tonight, but I will code it later and update it tomorrow morning. 】