Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 1: My Flash Marriage Wife
公元2024年，5月23日，下午19：12分。

The center of the universe, Shuangqing City.

Wanxia had no moral principles and attacked from behind with a club.

The sun was careless for a moment and did not dodge, so it was hit and fell below the horizon.

Without the sun, the sky quickly darkened.

Zhang Jingyi turned off the company computer, left work, and went home.

He graduated from a fake college last year, a junior college, so of course he couldn't expect to find a great job. To put it nicely, the job he does now is called "office administration", but to put it bluntly, it's called "gofer".

He was responsible for almost all the lousy things in the lousy company, such as occasionally making a lousy spreadsheet, occasionally writing a lousy document, and occasionally managing the company's lousy website and lousy forum that no one cared about...

Of course, the income from doing these crappy things won’t be very high.

Zhang Jingyi earned 4,000 yuan a month but lived a miserable life without any hope in sight.

but!

But today he was in a very good mood, because from today on, he had a wife waiting for him to come home.

That's right, he was married, and to a blonde, blue-eyed foreign beauty.

The kind of flash marriage!
We fell in love at first sight, got married at second, didn't ask for dowry, didn't ask for a car or a house, didn't want a wedding banquet. We got married yesterday, moved into his house last night, and last night was our wedding night.

I never dreamed of doing this.

The company is not far from home, 600 meters away in a straight line, but Shuangqing City has a strange terrain. If you take a taxi, the car will have to travel five kilometers. If you walk, you have to climb more than steps, pass through four small alleys, and pass through the territory of the five tabby cat bosses on the way.

I was sweating profusely and finally walked back to the front of the house I rented.

No, I can't go home empty-handed to meet my new wife.

Zhang Jingyi set his eyes on the braised beef at the "Yanjing Braised Food Shop" downstairs, which costs 88 yuan per pound.

I picked the smallest piece, which weighed 6 taels. It was a bit painful, but my wife, who I married suddenly, seemed to have said that she liked eating beef. For the sake of her smile, I decided to do it.

Zhang Jingyi asked the boss to help cut the braised beef into thin slices and put it in a bag. Then he tidied himself up and looked handsome, then carried the bag upstairs.

It was an old, run-down neighborhood, with cheap rental houses. There was no elevator in the building, so one had to climb six more floors before reaching the door of the rental house.

Zhang Jingyi took a deep breath, took out the key and opened the door.

"Elizabeth! I'm back!"

The first words he said when he entered the door were full of vitality, completely different from the usual lifeless look when he came home from get off work.

A beautiful blonde woman was sitting on the sofa in the living room. She waved at him but did not stand up to greet him or jump over to him like a little bird.

The way she sat on the sofa, she looked dignified and elegant, with a unique, captivating temperament. She was not the type of woman who would jump up to greet her husband like an ordinary woman.

Zhang Jingyi even suspected that she was the eldest daughter of an old British aristocratic family, who had run away from home and escaped to my country. Perhaps in a few days a group of men in black suits would come to her house and take her home.

When the time comes, will I fight to the death with the man in the black suit?
Fortunately, although Elizabeth is noble, she is not cold and proud.

She smiled at Zhang Jingyi and said elegantly and enthusiastically, "Welcome home, my husband."

Zhang Jingyi raised the bag in his hand: "I bought some braised beef."

Elizabeth took the beef handed to her by Zhang Jingyi, opened the bag, and immediately smelled the spices. She couldn't be sure what spices were in it, but there was no doubt that there were spices.

Spices are very expensive in her world, comparable to gold!
I'm still fighting to restore my country! Eating something like this seems a bit too extravagant.

Elizabeth was a little touched and smiled at Zhang Jingyi, but she looked embarrassed the next second: "I wanted to cook dinner for my husband myself, but... it seems... my cooking skills failed..."

"It doesn't matter." Zhang Jingyi thought: It's not surprising that the eldest daughter who ran away from home has never done housework. Looking at her dignified temperament, it is clear that she has never been to the kitchen.

He walked into the kitchen, tying an apron on himself, and said, "It's okay, I'll make dinner, ok? By the way, what dish did you fail at?"

Elizabeth said awkwardly, "Roasted lizard man... such a simple dish... I can't even make it well. The fire was too strong and I accidentally burned the lizard man to ashes, leaving only a tail. Oops." Zhang Jingyi: "What? What did you say?"

Elizabeth: "Roasted lizard man."

Zhang Jingyi laughed. His newlywed wife looked dignified and serious, but she was very aggressive when joking: "Stop joking. Where did lizard people come from in this world?"

Elizabeth blushed slightly, a little embarrassed: "Yes, this place is really harmonious, there is not a single sub-human race. I captured it when I returned to the Magic Kingdom. I wanted to make a delicious meal for my husband, but I didn't expect... my cooking skills are so poor."

Zhang Jingyi smiled and shook his head. His wife was very serious when she told jokes. If he tried to question her at this time, he would appear to have no sense of humor. He couldn't keep up with his wife's pace, so he smiled and said, "I see. I know."

As he spoke, he opened the refrigerator door, took out two eggs, cracked them in a bowl, and threw the eggshells into the trash can...

Huh?
No, what is this thing in the trash can?

Black and long!
A whole, huge lizard tail, with an unpleasant, burnt smell.

Zhang Jingyi suddenly realized that his wife had roasted a big lizard, but as she said, she didn't control the heat well, and the lizard's body was burnt to ashes, leaving only a big tail.

She deliberately said "roasted lizard" as "roasted lizard man". The addition of the word "man" made it much more interesting.

My wife is so cute!
Zhang Jingyi ignored the large lizard tail and burnt ashes in the trash can, quickly prepared the meal, and brought it to the table: "Wife, it's time to eat."

Elizabeth was touched. "Thank you! You took care of me on the first day I came into this world. Thanks to you, I can maintain a basic life in this strange place and feel safe. If it weren't for you..."

A few days ago, she was surrounded by a group of pursuers. In a hurry, she used teleportation magic to escape and accidentally came to this world. The first person she met was the man in front of her.

Seeing that she seemed to be in a very sorry state, the man kindly helped her, bought her food and clean water, and kindly sent her to the hospital, bandaged her wounds, and even paid for her medical expenses.

It's love at first sight, and getting married at second sight is just a natural thing.

Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "We are husband and wife, we have obtained a marriage certificate, why are you saying these polite words? Let's eat quickly."

Elizabeth hummed softly...

She felt a little sorry for the man in front of her. All the identity materials she used to apply for the marriage certificate were conjured up by magic. Although she didn't understand the laws of this world, she knew that a certificate made with fake materials would definitely be invalid.

If this kind man knew this, would he be very angry?

Of course it will!

However, although the certificate is fake, my feelings for him are not fake.

She liked him, liked the fact that he didn't have any bloody smell, was gentle and kind, and gave people a very clean feeling.

It's not just about keeping your body clean, the most important thing is to keep your mind clean.

The wind surrounding him carried the message brought by the wind elf. The elf would not lie. If it said he was a good man, then he must be a good man.

She had never seen a man so full of life in the Magic Kingdom, not even one.

Zhang Jingyi: "Wife, what are you thinking about? Eat quickly."

Elizabeth: "Ah! Yes, my husband."

Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "Don't keep calling me 'my husband'. It's too weird. Just use the common name here and call me 'husband'."

Elizabeth hummed and said softly, "Husband."

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