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Chapter 135 Transformed Slime

For a sect, nothing is more important than preaching.

Ace's request was easy to understand.

Zhang Jingyi had a strange expression on his face: "So, you already know who the impostor is?"

Ace said, "We have spent most of the winter in Gilneas. If I still haven't figured out who the impostor is, how low must my intelligence be? If my intelligence is too low, I won't be able to use divine magic."

Zhang Jingyi spread his hands.

Ace gave Zhang Jingyi a big salute: "Your Majesty! Please let the Dark Church contribute a little bit of its strength."

Having said that, Zhang Jingyi stopped pretending: "Well, now it seems that cooperation between our two sides may be the best way. My wife also needs more friends on the road to restoring the country. Let's take a look at the methods of the Dark Church."

Ace was overjoyed: "Okay, please allow me to spread the news immediately."

When he first arrived in Gilneas with a dozen of his followers, he immediately sent one of his men back to the Vatican headquarters with the news to meet the Pope. The follower lived up to expectations and spent a whole winter on the trip, and has just returned. (For those who have forgotten, please read Chapter 101)
This time the believers also brought a cage of carrier pigeons.

Ace quickly picked up the pen and wrote down that His Majesty the King had agreed to cooperate with the Dark Church, explained the actions of the Light Church and Ugumantai, and requested the Dark Church to take immediate action to help Her Majesty the Queen resolve this crisis.

Pigeon release...

Zhang Jingyi saw that the carrier pigeon was flying towards the north.

It seems that the Dark Church's lair should be hiding somewhere on the western border.

I hope the Dark Church can find a way to fix it...
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Magic Kingdom of Farran, Northwest Frontier, Lost City.

The Lost City is located in the mountains in the northwestern part of the kingdom. To the north of the mountains is a poor and weak desert country called the Desert Kingdom of Kote.

To the north of this desert is Rhodes, the country of knights.

The desert kingdom of Kurt is sandwiched between two powerful countries, the knight kingdom of Rhodes and the magic kingdom of Fran, trying to survive in the cracks, like a fence-sitter, constantly swaying.

The marginal areas of such small countries often become gray areas where no one is in charge.

The Lost City is located in such an area.
The wise king Ugumantai of the Magic Kingdom has no mood to care about this place, and the light of the God of Light cannot shine into here... The beauty praised by poets has nothing to do with this place.

Countless fugitives, political losers, marginalized lower-class citizens, etc., flocked here and eventually formed a gloomy city.

There is a black church in the city, which is the headquarters of the Dark Church, the "Dark Temple". An old man covered in a black robe is sitting on a pitch-black chair, and a large group of black-robed archbishops are standing in front of him.

The old man is the Pope of the Dark Church.

He said in a slightly excited tone: "Just now, a carrier pigeon delivered Ace's letter. The identity of the impostor has been confirmed. It is Elizabeth X, who has been missing for 16 years, the legitimate heir to the throne, and a thorn in Ugumentai's side."

A black-robed archbishop said, "Your Holiness, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"That's right!" The Pope smiled. "This is exactly why I called everyone to this meeting. Sixteen years ago, the Holy See of Light formed an alliance with Ugumantai and helped Ugumantai in the war of usurpation, helping Ugumantai overthrow the kingdom and seize the throne. In return, Ugumantai indulged the Holy See of Light in stirring up trouble. I don't need to say more about the situation in the past sixteen years."

The black-robed cardinals looked grim.

Pope: "And now, a similarly good opportunity has appeared before us. If we form an alliance with Elizabeth X and help her restore her country successfully, then the era of our Dark Church will be here."

The black cardinals: “!!!”

Pope: "Everyone! Use all your strength to help Elizabeth to the throne." The black-robed cardinals: "Die, die, Nastanalu die..."

Pope: "First we need to solve the crisis in the western forest! Who has a solution?"

A black-robed archbishop stepped out and said, "Your Holiness, I have a good idea."

Pope: "Oh? You said!"

The black-robed archbishop whispered, "I captured a 'transformed slime' a few days ago."

The Pope was delighted: "Transformer slime? The rare slime that can transform into any form?"

The Black Cardinal: "Yes! We can transform it into the appearance of Elizabeth X, and send 40 of our men to wear armor and disguise as her guards. We can find a random place along the border to stroll around for a few laps, exercise, and then run north into the desert kingdom."

Pope: "Good plan! Do it immediately."

The black cardinal soon brought a transformed slime.

This thing is soft like a piece of jelly, and it rolls around on the ground. It can’t speak, but can only make sounds like “squeak…ah…wu…”

The Pope was also a little confused after seeing this thing: "Can it really transform into a human form?"

The black-robed archbishop kicked the transforming slime and said, "Transform for me!"

The deformed slime was beaten and had no choice but to compromise. It began to transform rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it became exactly like the Pope.

The Pope blinked, and it blinked back.

The Pope was a little panicked. This thing could actually become exactly like me. If the black cardinal killed me and replaced me with this thing, wouldn't he be passing on my orders and controlling the entire Dark Church? Horrible! This thing is too terrible.

Pope: "Can you speak like me?"

Transformed Slime: "Ah, squeak, wooo!"

The Pope then breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, this thing doesn’t speak human language, so it can’t impersonate me and it is very easy to be detected.

Pope: "Let's see if we can be Queen Elizabeth X."

Transformed Slime: "Squeak, woosh, ahhh!"

The black-robed archbishop next to him said, "Your Holiness, it cannot change someone it has never seen. It has no idea what Queen Elizabeth X looks like."

A light bulb lit up above the Pope's head. "Elizabeth X has royal blood in her veins. She should look a lot like her mother, Elizabeth IX. Does anyone have a portrait of the previous Queen Elizabeth IX? Her portraits should be everywhere, right? Bring one to the Transformer Slime."

"I have!"

A black-robed cardinal ran out and came back a moment later with a portrait of Elizabeth IX in his hand, but... it was not a realistic painting at all, but an artistic painting.

The slime suddenly changed and became exactly like the one in the painting. However, when everyone looked at her from left to right, they felt that she did not look like a human being. Instead, she looked like a cartoon character walking out of a painting.

"Ugh! This won't work!" The Pope said, "If this abstract appearance can fool Ugumantai and the Holy See, how stupid must they be?"

(End of this chapter)