Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 14: His Majesty the King, Kind and Generous

Zhang Jingyi really couldn't afford to show off things like cardboard boxes. That's not how you entertain guests. Even if the guests were illegal workers from a war-torn country in the Middle East, you couldn't let them sleep in cardboard boxes.

Zhang Jingyi had no choice but to flatten the sofa and make beds on the floor for them.

The small living room was so furnished with mattresses on the floor that there was no place to even stand.

There are ten people at home, so Zhang Jingyi doesn't cook for himself. It's impossible to cook for ten people in a short time. Tonight, he'll splurge and order takeout. A portion of pork elbow rice costs 19.9 yuan, and a portion of sliced ​​Cantonese sausage is also included. Let's order ten portions.

200 yuan was gone in the blink of an eye. It’s unbearable!
This time, Zhang Jingyi finally realized what "expensive labor costs" meant.

Place your order and put down your phone.

He saw eight cat girls looking at him pitifully.

Zhang Jingyi: "What's wrong?"

Sanhua: "Hungry meow!"

Zhang Jingyi shook his phone: "Don't worry, I have already ordered something delicious."

"You can get food with this little cube, meow?"

"What kind of magic item is this, meow?"

"Is the food made by magic delicious?"

Zhang Jingyi: "You will know in a moment."

The eight little cat girls all rushed to the door, opened the security door, and looked at the stairs with anxious eyes...

"Don't be so anxious. It will take at least 40 minutes to be delivered."
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40 minutes later……

A delivery guy in a yellow robe climbed up with difficulty, cursing this bad order as he climbed.

What deliverymen hate most are old-style buildings without elevators.

Six floors! Six full floors! And there were ten lunch boxes, which were extremely heavy.

The delivery guy cursed in his heart: I wonder which psycho placed an order like this.

When he thought of this, he happened to walk to the door of Zhang Jingyi's house.

What caught my eye were eight innocent and cute Cosplayers, eight pretty faces, eight pairs of innocent big eyes, eight pairs of furry pointed ears, and eight furry big tails...

Just looking at you, staring at you.

The delivery man's CPU started smoking instantly.

Sanhua: "Wow, our meal is here meow."

Xiaobai: "I smell meat, meow."

The delivery man's original unhappy mood had long since dissipated: "Ah! This is the meal you ordered. Here... please take it... I wish you a pleasant meal."

Sanhua: "Brother brought us food, meow."

Xiaobai: "What a nice guy, meow."

"I like my brother, meow."

"Brother, please come more often, meow."

The delivery man was completely lost... lost...

I've delivered 320 orders in my life, but this is the first time I feel that this job of delivering food is so healing. It makes my whole body full of strength, the strength is surging, ah ah ah ah ah.

The delivery man rushed downstairs, increasing the delivery speed by 32%.
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In the small living room, ten people were holding disposable lunch boxes.

Zhang Jingyi was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, I'm not well prepared today, so I can only eat something simple!"

Sanhua was the first to open the lid of the lunch box, and the aroma of braised food immediately wafted out.

The pork elbow was cut into slices and neatly arranged on the rice, with half a boiled egg next to it and a small pile of pickles.

The cat man doesn't like pickles, so he ignored it. But the pork elbow next to it was glowing. Glowing.

The eight cat girls' eyes lit up and their mouths watered...

"This... is such a good thing, meow?"

"His Majesty is a kind and generous king, meow."

"Woo, I've never eaten anything so delicious before."

Elizabeth couldn't help but sighed beside him, thinking: It's my husband's style. He said sorry for the lack of preparation and simple food, but the meat he brought out was marinated with a lot of spices. This is the aristocratic style. Even if he is entertaining the humble cat people, he has to use top-quality ingredients.

Even a queen like me thinks this is a luxury, how can poor cat people afford it?

Then the living room fell silent.

No one was talking, everyone was eating.

Zhang Jingyi was a little guilty at first, worried that he would be looked down upon for ordering such a cheap lunch box, but he didn't expect the eight Coser girls to eat so happily that they finished the whole box of lunch in no time. After eating, they touched their stomachs with satisfaction and laughed, "I'm so happy, meow... I had a really good meal today, meow!"

Zhang Jingyi: "Ah, as long as you like it."

Sanhua: "I like it so much, meow."

Xiaobai: "Thank you, Your Majesty, meow."

"His Majesty the King is so kind to us meow."

Zhang Jingyi: "It's just a box lunch, no need to be so... "

"Eating is the most important thing, meow."

"Your Majesty the Great King meow!"
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That night, Zhang Jingyi and Elizabeth slept in the bedroom, and the eight cat girls stayed in the living room.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Jingyi woke up because he had to urinate and went to the toilet.

When I walked into the living room, I found that all eight cat girls were gone.

He was really scared. Seeing that the window was open, he quickly leaned out and looked out. Under the dim light of the street lamp, the calico cat girl was standing in the alley downstairs. Not far in front of her, the tabby cat boss was standing.

The invincible tabby cat boss was actually suppressed by the three-flowered cat in terms of momentum!
After the man and the cat looked at each other for a few seconds, the tabby cat leader suddenly turned around and fled.

Zhang Jingyi couldn't help but laugh and shook his head: "They stayed up late at night and ran out to play with wild cats. These Coser girls are really cat lovers."

He looked away and walked towards the bathroom.

He didn't know that at the moment he had just looked away, Sanhua's body shook, and the whole person jumped several meters high, and landed lightly on the wall next to him, then dodged again and chased after the tabby cat boss.

The scream of the tabby cat boss rang out in the night: "Meow! Meow meow meow!" (What kind of monster are you? Don't come over here.)——
"Oops, I'm going to be late again."

Zhang Jingyi jumped out of bed, picked up his clothes and rushed out.

As soon as I opened the door, I suddenly remembered, oh no, there are eight Coser ladies in the living room, and I am sure they will be scared with my disheveled appearance.

However, he soon realized that he was worrying too much. The eight young ladies turned around and clearly saw his bare chest and boxer briefs, but they did not scream at all and behaved very calmly.

"Good morning, Your Majesty."

"Greetings to His Majesty the King, meow."

Zhang Jingyi thought: My underwear was seen by the ladies, aren't they shy? Well, you guys don't care, and if I, a man, make a fuss, I'll be in a bad position.

Pretending to be calm, I put on my pants and zipped them up...

Open the door and run away instantly.

Sanhua: "His Majesty is indeed a wise man, his muscles are not strong meow."

Xiaobai: "His Majesty is good at magic and alchemy, so he doesn't need a lot of muscle meows. His wisdom can match countless muscle warriors meows."

The cat ladies were discussing this when Elizabeth appeared at the bedroom door. She said to them with a serious face, "Did you eight sneak out to play last night? Luckily nothing happened. From now on, you are strictly prohibited from running around, or you will be sent back to the Magic Kingdom. I'm serious."

(End of this chapter)