Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage
Chapter 144 I Want to Slide on My Knees
Chapter 144 I Want to Slide on My Knees
As soon as Manager Zheng entered the cultural and creative park, the first thing that caught his eye was the Kobold Mine.
As soon as he took a look at it, he exclaimed in his heart: This place is built quite realistically.
But what’s the use of realism?
No matter how realistic the appearance is, it is meaningless without a soul.
He buried his head in the mine and immediately heard the sound of hammers hitting iron blocks.
Looking forward, I saw a dog-headed man sitting in front of a crude stove, waving a small hand hammer used only by dog-headed men and hitting a red-hot iron block.
"Fuck!" Manager Zheng was shocked: "What the hell."
When he first looked over, he almost mistook the dog-headed man for a real dog-headed man, but then he realized, how could there be a real dog-headed man? This was a short worker who was dressed as a dog-headed man, working as a tinsmith.
"This gimmick is pretty good." Manager Zheng couldn't help but put away his crooked mouth and gave a positive comment: "The props are made with great care, and the Coser is also very professional. It looks like a real kobold, but the blacksmithing skills seem a bit poor."
"Woof woof woof!" The kobold let out an angry bark. He did not think that his blacksmithing skills were bad. The human's criticism of his skills without any reason made the kobold feel extremely angry and wanted to bite him.
but……
The werewolf overseer standing nearby in the form of a giant wolf with his feet upright immediately swung his whip: "Snap!"
After being whipped, the dog-headed man quickly shut his mouth and dared not bark again.
Manager Zheng: "Huh? Huh? What is this?"
The werewolf bowed slightly and saluted Zheng Jingxing: "I'm sorry, dear guest, this kobold slave was rude to you. It's my fault for not disciplining him well."
Manager Zheng was surprised: "Kobold slave? Wow! This Coser has a character? Judging from your outfit, you are a werewolf?"
The werewolf nodded. "We defeated the kobolds, captured them and made them slaves. Now we ask them to make iron tools for us... They are probably a little proud of their craftsmanship. Your Excellency just said that his ironmaking skills are not good enough, so he might not accept it! Don't worry, I will use the whip to tell him that your Excellency's words are the truth, and a slave has no right to refuse to accept it."
Manager Zheng broke into a sweat and shook his head, saying, "No need to teach him a lesson. I just said it casually... ahem..."
The kobold glanced at the whip in the werewolf's hand and didn't dare to retort. However, he was still a little stubborn. He swung the hammer and hammered the red-hot iron block. In a short while, the iron block was beaten into a dagger.
The kobold dipped the dagger into the water nearby. Swish! Steam rose up. It was done.
He swung the dagger at Manager Zheng's feet, stepped back and sat down, then picked up a piece of iron and started hammering...
Manager Zheng looked down and saw that this dagger was well made.
"Shh!" Manager Zheng turned to Zhang Jingyi and said, "You hired a real blacksmith to cosplay as a kobold? This blacksmith actually knows how to forge iron using the traditional method?"
Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "Yes, it was brought in from a war-torn country in the West. It's the real medieval ironmaking technique! It's authentic."
Manager Zheng: “!!!”
This is really shocking!
How much does it cost to hire a Cosplayer like this?
Manager Zheng couldn't help but say to the dog-headed man: "You are very powerful. I apologize for what I said just now."
The dog-headed man was finally no longer angry: "Woof woof woof!" He barked three times with a hint of joy in his voice.
The werewolf supervisor next to him said, "You have won the appreciation of the distinguished guest and earned honor for the master. I will give you two more pieces of meat for dinner tonight."
The kobold was overjoyed. He jumped up and somersaulted.
Manager Zheng was a little shocked, thinking: This scenic spot gives me a head start right at the entrance, so fucking awesome! Next, I have to put away my contempt and take a good look. He began to walk through the mine seriously.
After walking a few steps, I saw a kobold forging iron. After walking a few more steps, I saw a kobold for mining... Of course, the blacksmith was really forging iron, but the mining was fake, but his movements were professional!
There was also a kobold carrying wood, preparing to support and reinforce the mine.
He was small in stature, only half the height of Manager Zheng, but his movements were skillful and experienced. In a short while, he had the pillar upright and was holding it firmly.
Manager Zheng was dazzled: "I am convinced! I am so convinced! This is not a scenic spot at all, it is simply a large-scale cultural performance site."
Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "This is just the beginning. Don't worry, there are more interesting things to come."
Manager Zheng thought: Can you do it more professionally than this? I don’t believe it!
Thinking of this, he had already come out from the other side of the mine.
Entering the werewolf town area...
As soon as he walked in, he saw a patrol of werewolf warriors walking past him.
All of them transformed into giant wolves, walking upright on their feet and passing in front of him.
Manager Zheng: “Fuck!”
This really scared him, but he immediately realized that they were just staff members wearing giant wolf costumes, not real giant wolves.
"This patrol team is quite unique!" said Manager Zheng.
Zhang Jingyi: "They are young warriors from the Full Moon Knights. In order to protect their town, they patrol the town every day."
Manager Zheng: "The Knights of the Full Moon? The characters are very detailed."
Zhang Jingyi smiled: "It will be more engaging if it is more detailed."
Continuing to walk around with Manager Zheng, they soon arrived at an open space in the center of the werewolf town, where they saw a large group of tin can men lined up in neat rows, practicing battle formations.
Manager Zheng was shocked: "Fuck, so many extras?"
Zhang Jingyi said: "Not many, only about 200 people in total, but they all wear tin cans, which looks very eye-catching."
Manager Zheng took a quick glance and saw more than 200 soldiers wearing tin cans, standing in neat rows. They looked so fierce and handsome! So handsome that it was unbelievable.
Manager Zheng: "Are these clothes rented?"
Zhang Jingyi shook his head: "No, I paid for all of them. They will be stationed in the scenic area and perform from time to time. They are just queuing now. When tourists really come in, they will perform offensive battle formations."
"Fuck!" Manager Zheng said, "What a big deal! How much will it cost to build a scenic spot like this? Are you going to lose a lot of money?"
“It doesn’t matter whether we lose money or not.” Zhang Jingyi: “I just want to make the scenic spot authentic.”
Manager Zheng was convinced now, really convinced.
This scenic spot is so awesome!
He had looked down on it on the way here, and it was indeed his fault. Now he just wanted to make Zhang Jingyi slide to his knees...
By the way, after looking around, I feel a little thirsty.
(End of this chapter)
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