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Chapter 150 We Are All Gentlemen
Chapter 150 We Are All Gentlemen
A large number of tourists poured into the Cultural and Creative Park and then dispersed to various areas in an instant.
The buildings with full details received unanimous praise from everyone.
Many girls picked up their cameras and started taking pictures.
Oh no, I dialed the wrong number. It was many girls’ boyfriends who picked up the cameras, and the girls posed and started taking pictures.
Up to here, the style is pretty normal.
However, the situation suddenly changed when the boys discovered a shop that sold armor, swords, and rented armor.
A large group of men rented plate armor, put on it, and posed coolly with dragon slayers in their hands. The girls picked up their cameras and took pictures of their boyfriends.
Then a question mark popped up: This is not right! Usually he takes pictures of me, how come I suddenly take pictures of him?
The girls angrily slammed the counter of the armor shop, "Why are there no armor for women? You are going too far!"
The goblin slave behind the counter trembled in fear: "Women do not wear armor on the battlefield, so there is no female armor, my friend."
The girls were furious: "You are discriminating against gender! If you discriminate against us like this, don't blame us for discriminating against you too. You are a shorty, a stinky dwarf, a three-inch nail, a dwarf who can't grow tall, and you can only make a living by cosplaying as a goblin here."
Goblin: “…”
The poor goblin didn't dare to talk back after being scolded, because he was not a free goblin, but just a weak, pitiful and helpless slave. How could he dare to argue with the young ladies? He could only take the scolding.
After the young ladies got angry, they suddenly realized that the employees of this cultural and creative park had a very good service attitude and did not talk back even when they were scolded.
The ladies were not bad guys who would not give up even if they were right. They said, "Go and order the women's armor as soon as possible. We will rent it to take pictures next time we come here."
Goblin: "As you wish, my friend."
Zhang Jingyi couldn't help laughing when he heard this. He quickly opened WeChat and contacted the merchant who customized the aluminum alloy plate armor for him: "Brother, I need to order a batch of women's plate armor."
Merchant: "Ah? This... Where can I copy the design? I can't even copy it in Europe."
Zhang Jingyi: "Don't copy women's armor in real life, it's really hard to copy. You can copy it in games. I'll recommend a few games for you. If you want a realistic style, copy the female knights in Mount & Blade or Elder Scrolls 5. If you want a romantic style, copy Lineage 2 or World of Warcraft... Well, I personally prefer the style in Lineage 2, hehehe... As for women's armor, the stronger the defense... the less you wear it, you know."
Merchant: "I see, hehehe, the stronger the defense, the less you wear, hehehe, I understand."
Zhang Jingyi arranged the armor and walked towards the werewolf area. He saw Sevi leading a hundred werewolves, practicing battle formations and attacks on the playground of the old factory. Hundreds of werewolves lined up in a queue, with the front row holding up their shields...
The new Full Moon Knights shouted and rushed forward together, slashing with spears and one-handed swords.
They are real warriors, not actors.
Their movements were truly powerful and as majestic as those of soldiers.
Tourists gathered around the playground to watch, and the sound of their screams could be heard everywhere.
"So handsome!"
"The battle performances in this scenic area are so damn cool."
"Take a picture now."
"Mobile phone, record it, record it."
"Oh my god, I need to upload this video immediately. It will definitely go viral."
Another block...
Cat people area!
The houses here are shabby and not very interesting, but eight little cat girls, along with a large group of Cos cat girls arranged by Xiao Zhen, are strolling around here.
The male tourists looked and said: Damn, a whole village of catgirls!
How can we walk like this?
A large number of male tourists flocked into the cat village and invited the cat ladies to take pictures. The eight real cat people did not like to be photographed and ran away immediately.
But those cosplay cat ladies were happy to take photos with tourists. They all showed sweet smiles, made scissors hands, and took snaps with tourists, having a lot of fun.
The three blocks were clearly not enough to satisfy these tourists who were having fun. Many of them leaned over the construction wall and peeked at the fourth block under construction: "Oh, is that the human town area? It looks very interesting."
“It’s a pity that it’s not open yet!”
"Hey, don't flip over, the construction site is dangerous."
A few brave tourists were trying to climb over the wall when the female security guard Luna jumped out and pulled the tourists down with one hand.
Luna bared her canine teeth and roared, "If it weren't for the King's strict order not to beat tourists, I would beat you all into pig heads."
"Ah, beautiful security sister, hit me!"
"I want you to step on my face with your foot."
Luna was shocked: "Fuck, you perverts, don't come over here."
Of course, this is only the sunny side of the scenic area.
There is also a dark side to the scenic area.
In a small alley in the Werewolf Town area, Ace stopped two male tourists and whispered to them, "Gentlemen, are you interested in learning about the Dark Church?"
When tourists hear this opening, they feel it is a sales pitch and of course they shake their heads and leave.
Ace: "It doesn't cost money anyway, so just trust me a little."
The tourists continued walking, not wanting to pay any attention to him.
Ace: "Eh? You really don't want to learn more about it? This book in my hand is very interesting to read."
The two male tourists froze, turned their heads slowly, and smiled strangely and ambiguously. Then they said in a sinister tone: "You scumbag..."
Estarchi: "Huh? You...you actually know how to do that?"
The two male tourists chanted as if speaking in secret: "Die scum, die scum..."
Ace suddenly burst into tears: "I didn't expect that my church members are also here. I am so moved."
Two male tourists: "We are all gentlemen!"
Ace: "I see. In this world, church members all call themselves gentlemen, right?"
The male tourist nodded: "Yes, gentleman, hehehe."
Ace pointed at himself: "Gentleman."
Then he pointed at the two tourists: "Gentlemen."
The two tourists nodded together. The friendship between the men took root so easily. What simple and kind men they were.
The three of them whispered together: "Die scumbag..."
An unknown smell spread in the alley.
The scenic spot has become very popular!
The kind of fire that is extremely hot.
Tourists were running around everywhere, and countless of them were posting videos, photos, travel diaries and all sorts of other things online. Social software such as XiaoXshu, Doubaba and Manshou were all filled with posts about the Cultural and Creative Park, and shops that had not yet been rented out were snapped up in an instant.
(End of this chapter)
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