Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage
Chapter 189 The old cow returning at dusk is my companion
Chapter 189 The old cow returning at dusk is my companion
Gareth Hoof twitched his silly big nose, withdrew his hand a little embarrassedly, and scratched his own buttocks. Then he said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, scratching my buttocks is a habit, it's hard to change."
Zhang Jingyi: “…”
Gareth: "The Thickhoof tribe would like to express our sincere gratitude and apologies for our previous disrespect."
He sighed softly, "For hundreds of years, we, the Thickhoof tribe, have been hiding in the western forests. We rarely interact with people outside and only live with nature. So when we saw your werewolves coming to cut down trees, we were worried that they would destroy the nature around our village, so we drove them away. We didn't mean to hurt anyone... Oh, we know they are werewolves, and they can heal themselves."
Zhang Jingyi: "Don't worry about what happened before. I understand."
Gareth: “You have such a big heart.”
Zhang Jingyi changed the subject: "However, some werewolves are very angry."
Gareth: “…”
Zhang Jingyi: "It took me a lot of effort to calm their anger and stop them from seeking revenge."
Gareth breathed a sigh of relief again: "Huh, thank you for your trouble for us."
Zhang Jingyi: "You have been living in the forest for hundreds of years, so you must be completely ignorant of the outside world, right?"
Gareth nodded. "Occasionally, we hear about the outside world from the goblin merchant Mizimi. We know that things have changed outside. A coup has taken place in the kingdom. Archmage Antonio killed the previous king, Elizabeth IX. The wise king Ugumantai stood up and defeated Antonio and inherited the throne. At the same time, the Church of Light has become the state religion and is now clearing out pagans everywhere..."
Zhang Jingyi thought: Okay, what you know is slightly different from the facts. I guess most people in the entire magic kingdom only know this story. This is the story made up by the victor Ugumantai.
Since ancient times, victors have had the right to make up stories at will!
Zhang Jingyi: "The Church of Light is very powerful now, messing around everywhere. They hate the Church of Darkness the most, after all, darkness is directly against light. And you Druids, I'm afraid it will be difficult..."
Gareth said with a bitter face: "This... the God of Plenty, Sananus, has a pair of horns. The Holy See of Light insisted that Satan also has horns, so Sananus is Satan. There is nothing we can do about it."
"In the future, the attacks from the Holy See of Light will continue in waves." Zhang Jingyi: "They will not stop until they completely rule this country."
Gareth's nose twitched in annoyance. "We don't want to fight! But if the other side bullies us, we have no choice but to fight."
Zhang Jingyi: "You don't even have a village anymore. Will your life be a problem in the future?"
Gareth: “Uh…”
Their small village was set on fire and burned to ashes. Everyone fled in panic on their kodo beasts, without having time to take anything.
All the food, clothes, daily necessities in the house are gone.
Under such circumstances, it is not so easy to survive in the Western Forest.
It is now the time when spring and summer are about to change.
There were almost no fruits to pick in the forest at this time. The only thing that could be picked were a lot of mushrooms...
You can't live on mushrooms alone.
Gareth frowned. "If we really can't survive, we can only go west to the other side of the forest, to the sea, and then turn into seals and catch fish in the sea to eat."
Zhang Jingyi thought: Druids are really convenient! They can go up to the sky and down to the sea, they are really omnipotent.
He thought so in his heart, but said: "That would be very hard. Adult male minotaurs might be able to survive, but the elderly, the weak, women and children would have a very hard time." Gareth: "Brave minotaurs are not afraid of hardship."
Zhang Jingyi: "What if the Holy See of Light chases us to the seaside? Are we going to run away with our wives and children again?"
Gareth: “…”
Zhang Jingyi: "I think what I'm going to do is, you come with us and live in our town."
Gareth looked at a picture of the complex races around Jingyi: dwarves, cat-people, humans, dog-headed people, and werewolves who were not present. How did they manage to live together with so many strange sub-human races?
Gareth: "Won't our arrival cause you trouble? The Holy See of Light will come again."
Zhang Jingyi smiled: "We have a way to prevent the Holy See of Light from coming."
The temptation of this sentence is quite great!
Gareth thought carefully for several seconds. "If it doesn't cause you any trouble, we'd be happy to go."
Zhang Jingyi: "The area around our town is not very environmentally friendly. If someone cuts down trees, you won't beat them up, right?"
Gareth shook his big head from side to side. “Although we love nature, we respect the balance of nature even more… Humans must cut down trees. Cutting down trees can help humans survive. If humans are not allowed to cut down trees, they will die, and the balance will also be destroyed.”
At this point, Gareth showed a very thoughtful expression: "The real natural balance is to respect other people's lifestyles."
Zhang Jingyi applauded: "What a great idea!"
Gareth: "However, I always feel that the whole world is a little unbalanced recently. The sun, sunset and sunrise seem to be a little bit wrong. I don't know who is secretly doing things to destroy the balance of the whole world."
Zhang Jingyi felt a little uneasy: Are you talking about me? I have been moving this and that between the two worlds. Although I try hard to balance, sometimes the balance of some things is not accurate enough.
For example, Zhang Jingyi sent a large pile of gems to the Magic Kingdom, but what he brought back to the modern world was a large pile of ochre. Although they are all stones, the content of subtle elements may not be exactly the same.
In short, his energy balance is very rough...
Now he is really being criticized by the Minotaur!
Zhang Jingyi asked with a guilty conscience: "What's wrong with the sun, the morning glow, and the evening glow?"
Gareth: "Although it may be my hallucination, I always see the sun hitting the morning glow and the evening glow hitting the sun."
Zhang Jingyi: "It's an illusion, no doubt about it! The sun is a planet, far away from the earth, and the sunset and morning glow are both in the earth's atmosphere. They can't possibly fight each other. What you see is all an illusion."
Gareth: “???”
Gareth couldn't understand astronomy.
But he didn't intend to figure it out, as the Tauren had a lot of things to do right now.
By this time, the kobold slaves had cleaned up the battlefield and buried the bodies of the temple knights on the spot. Their armor was seized, pushed onto carts, and transported to the town of Gilneas.
The minotaurs followed beside them...
Zhang Jingyi couldn't help but hum a song: "Walking on the country road, the old cow returning home at dusk is my companion..."
(End of this chapter)
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