Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 229: What can I use to impress the elves?
In the evening, the sun had several bumps on its head and squatted below the horizon crying.

Zhang Jingyi, Xiao Zhen, Zhang Yang, and their rich second-generation friends sat in a cafe in the Cultural and Creative Park, enjoying the evening breeze of the Jialing River.

Xiao Zhenzhen boasted to other second-generation rich people: "Let me tell you, my shooting skills have improved recently. I can hit a ten-ring, and then another ten-ring. Even Xiao Li's flying dagger is not as accurate as me."

The second-generation rich all laughed: "You're just bragging! You're only good at shooting. If something happens, you'll get nervous and shoot at the outline of a human body."

Xiao Zhen: "Fuck, I don't accept it! I have to try this."

Zhang Yang: "How do we try this?"

Xiao Zhen: "You go put on a mask and come to Lao Lao to rob me. I'll try to see if my shooting skills are accurate when I'm robbed by a masked gangster."

Zhang Yang: "Fuck, are you going to kill me?"

The rich second generations all laughed.

Zhang Jingyi was also smiling. Not long ago, he shot several people from the Knights Templar with an AK. He had experienced actual combat, so when he saw these rich second-generations who grew up in a harmonious society fighting for this, a very calm and confident expression appeared on his face.

This expression did not escape the eyes of the rich second generation. Zhang Yang glanced at him and said, "I think that brother Zhang Jingyi's mentality is much more stable than yours. If something really happens, his shooting skills will definitely be more useful than yours."

Xiao Zhen: "I don't accept it!"

After he said these three words, he suddenly noticed Zhang Jingyi's subtle expression, and his heart couldn't help but shudder: No! Zhang Jingyi might be really strong. Last time, I was knocked over by a few gangsters with the Big Black Star, and it was Zhang Jingyi who saved me. Although he downplayed the process, maybe he really had experienced actual combat.

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhen stopped bragging and patted Zhang Jingyi on the shoulder: "Okay, Brother Zhang, protect me from now on."

Everyone laughed.

At this moment, Luna and Elizabeth walked through the bustling crowd of tourists in the Cultural and Creative Park and came in front of everyone.

Her noble and elegant temperament made the rich second-generations dazzled. They stopped talking and laughing unconsciously and greeted her properly: "Hello, sister-in-law!"

"Speaking Chinese, sister-in-law, can you understand?"

"How about I say something in English?"

"Hello!"

"Didn't you study abroad in London? How come you only know this one sentence of English?"

"I didn't go to London. I pretended to go to London by plane, but I was actually hiding in China with the tuition my dad gave me."

"Fuck me!"

Although Elizabeth was an exiled queen, Antonio had taught her royal etiquette since she was a child. Facing her "husband's friends", Elizabeth showed her graceful temperament and smiled gently: "Hello, gentlemen. I have something to ask my husband."

The second-generation rich all laughed: "Don't take him away, we are having a great chat."

Elizabeth: "I won't take him away. I just want to ask my husband a question. It would be nice if you can help me with some advice."

Everyone: "?"

Elizabeth: "I want to have a good relationship with the elves. What should I use to impress them?"

"Elf?" The rich second generation was confused. They looked at the queen's long dress on Elizabeth and thought about the style of the entire cultural and creative park. They immediately understood that this was a program of the cultural and creative park. Of course, everyone had to show off in front of their sister-in-law.

A second-generation rich man raised his hand: "Give the elves dried bananas, they love it the most."

"Fuck you!" A rich second-generation man next to him kicked him over and said, "Fuck you, don't talk so frivolously in front of your sister-in-law."

Elizabeth was a little confused and didn't quite understand what dried bananas were. However, her royal etiquette prevented her from asking questions easily. She didn't delve into things she didn't understand and just kept smiling.

Everyone thought about it seriously and said, "Gorgeous clothes, female elves are very beautiful, and beautiful women like gorgeous clothes."

"Jewelry and diamonds?"

"Yes, this is definitely a good way to improve your impressions."

What the hell is this? Zhang Jingyi complained in his heart: It seems that my wife has found the elves in the forest and now wants to form an alliance with them, so she asked this question. This question is a bit difficult, because the elves seem to be a very intelligent race.

Simply put, elves are the beautiful, rich and pretty girls in the world of sword and magic!
How easy is it to impress a beautiful, rich and white girl?

Giving two pieces of clothing, a brand-name bag, a watch, or a diamond, these things can only be used to impress loser girls. For a real beautiful, rich and white girl, if you give her a diamond, she might give you a Rolex in return.

This kind of thing cannot be exchanged for true friendship from them.

At this moment, Xiao Zhen suddenly raised his hand: "I know, I know, the elves like to use bows! Giving them a good bow will improve their favorability."

Huh?
Elizabeth showed her delight: "This plan sounds very good."

However, she immediately hesitated. Something was wrong. The elves possessed the best bow-making technology in the world. If one of their "elf longbows" occasionally flowed into Middle-earth, it would become a treasure and be snatched up by nobles and preserved as a work of art.

How could I be so worthy as to get a bow that could impress the elves?

She was struggling with this matter, Zhang Jingyi leaned close to her ear and whispered: "Wife, go to the utility room at home and look in the cabinet on the right. There is a pretty good bow."

Elizabeth: "Do you have a bow at home?"

Zhang Jingyi nodded: "Yes, you forgot, I recently signed up for a training course and am learning to use a compound bow. That bow was given to me by Xiao Zhen."

Elizabeth then remembered that her husband seemed to have gone to some kind of training class with Xiao Zhen recently to learn shooting techniques, and he seemed to have brought a bow home.

She said goodbye to the rich second generations with a smile, went back home, opened the cupboard, and there really was a bow lying inside.

A modern carbon composite bow with dual cam and dual bearing design, CNC machined wheels, S3 laminated limbs, and a maximum bow force of 70 pounds.

This bow is quite expensive. It costs nearly five thousand if you buy it online. Xiao Zhen bought it in a physical store. It came with a hundred arrows and cost more than eight thousand yuan. He gave it to Zhang Jingyi for practice.

As a magician, Elizabeth knew nothing about bows. She took the bow in her hand, looked at it left and right for a long time, but was confused.

This bow was completely different from the bows she had imagined. Why was it so complicated? There were wheels and bearings on it. It was so strange.

However, she still believed in Zhang Jingren very much. Since her husband said that this bow was good, it must be good. She would take the bow and go to meet the elves to try it out.

She still remembered how her husband tricked the dwarf last time. If she followed the same procedure, there should be no problem, right?

(End of this chapter)