Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 24 It’s not that bad
Zhang Jingyi was a little curious. Why did you buy it back for us? Aren't you going to help the war-torn Gilneas? Never mind. It seems that my wife wants to study it herself and play with it. A noble lady like her might be more curious about agricultural machinery.

Pamper her!

Zhang Jingyi opened Taobao and started buying general-purpose fertilizers, fertilizer application tools, water pumps, and all kinds of light agricultural machinery, along with a few small barrels of diesel used as fuel for the agricultural machinery.

"Honey, I've bought them! A courier will deliver them in about three to four days. I might be at work by then, so I left the address of the cat food processing factory and your phone number and asked the courier to deliver them directly to the cat food processing factory. Please pay attention to receive the goods at the factory."
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A few days later, in the Magic Kingdom, in an unnamed village of the cat people.

Elizabeth stood in the center of the village carrying a bunch of large and small bags and a heavy water pump.

The captain of the guards was standing beside her, using [Detection Technique] to scan the pile of strange things in front of him.

The fertilizer artifact was made of plastic. The captain of the guards couldn't figure out what material it was made of, which made him a little confused.

However, the magician is good at understanding matter in the form of "elements" or "energy". As long as he uses [Detection] to carefully feel the internal composition of the plastic, he can barely understand it: "Its essence seems to be resin, a strange resin-like substance made by alchemy. Fortunately, we only need to cut down a tree and send it over to balance it."

The captain of the guards used the [Detection Technique] on the "fertilizer" again.

This made him even more confused. Fertilizer was undoubtedly the culmination of alchemy. The various elements contained in it were so rich that he exclaimed "awesome".

"We can balance this with soil, rotten leaves, animal carcasses and the like. Well, it can be solved by cutting down a big tree."

As for the water pump...

After watching it work for a while, the captain of the guards couldn't help but fall into deep thought: "This treasure is too outrageous. It is made of a lot of metal and strange oil... Oops, how can I balance it?"

Elizabeth was also a little distressed: "I have also used [Detection] to study it. The fertilization artifact and fertilizer mentioned above can be simply balanced. But this last water pump is really... I don't know how to get the corresponding equivalent. I can only ask my teacher for help."

The chief guard hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed: "It seems that we can only use the simplest and stupidest equivalent object as a substitute."

Elizabeth: "?"

Chief of the Guards: "Gold! Gold is a metal with extremely high energy density. We only need a small piece of gold to correspond to all the metal elements contained in this pump."

Elizabeth: "What about this strange oil?"

She pulled out a small barrel of diesel from her back. "In order to ensure that the pump can run for a long time, I also brought a few barrels of this strange oil. Look, there are two words 'diesel' written on this barrel. Do we have diesel in our Magic Kingdom?"

The captain of the guards fell into deep thought again: "This strange oil seems to be the key to the operation of the water pump. It will burn inside the machine and transform into fire magic. The fire magic drives the metal inside to rotate, and then transforms into lightning magic to drive the machine... Without this strange oil, this machine cannot be used."

"Well, it's the key!" Captain of the Guards: "If we can't find an equivalent to this strange oil, it won't work properly."

[Detection]

The chief guard began to study diesel fuel, the basic material... figured out... the elemental composition... figured out...

After a while, the chief guard showed a strange expression: "After careful study, its elemental composition seems to be very close to 'tree' and 'carbon'."

"Trees and carbon?" Elizabeth: "How is that possible? I can't associate these two things with oil."

Chief of the Guards: "Elements don't lie. Its name is also called diesel oil. Could it be the oil squeezed from wood? Isn't that a tree?"

Elizabeth: "Okay, then we can just cut down the trees and send them over?"

The captain of the guards nodded in confusion: "Yes, although I can't understand it, but cutting down trees seems to work. Of course, the energy density of this oil is very high. We'd better cut down trees with high energy density to make equal materials. Otherwise, we will need more trees. Cutting down trees and transporting them will be troublesome enough for us." Now that we have come to this, let's cut down trees!
The thing that is most abundant in the Western Forest is trees.

However, the energy density of most trees is very low. Elizabeth's eyes were fixed on a birch tree. "This tree seems good. It is a high-quality tree for making longbows. Let's cut it down."
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it's dark!
Zhang Jingyi rode a shared bicycle to his cat food processing factory.

Today Elizabeth called him and told him that she would not be going home for dinner, and asked him to go directly to the cat food processing factory after work.

He bought a fried chicken burger downstairs of the company and rushed to the processing plant.

When we arrived at the factory, we could hear the roar of the production line working.

Eight kittens are working vigorously.

Elizabeth stood by and quietly broadcast the live broadcast...

She can actually broadcast live now!
Learn very quickly.

However, she obviously didn't know the words used by those anchors, and she couldn't even coax the audience. She could only look at the screen calmly and let the audience say anything without saying a word to them.

Nowadays, most beautiful anchors are either being cute or showing off their bodies, trying all kinds of ways to please the audience. It's really rare to see an anchor like her who doesn't give face to the audience.

Many people came to the live broadcast room just to see her standing there, wearing a snow-white dress, a crown on her head, and posing like a noble queen.

"Her Majesty the Queen!"

"Long live Her Majesty the Queen!"

"Always follow my queen."

The style of the barrage in the live broadcast room is quite wrong...

But this wrong barrage seemed right to Elizabeth, there was nothing wrong with it.

Seeing Zhang Jingyi coming over, her noble temperament instantly disappeared, and she regained a little girl's innocence: "Husband, you are here."

Zhang Jingyi raised the bag in his hand and said, "I brought you some food."

Elizabeth smiled and said, "Thank you, husband."

After saying hello, Zhang Jingyi went to look at the trash can as usual.

Every night when I get home, I have to check if there is any strange garbage in the trash can. But today I was not at home, but in the processing plant, and the familiar trash can was gone. Zhang Jingyi breathed a sigh of relief and thought: I won’t create any strange garbage today, right?

Just as I thought of this, I saw Elizabeth turn off the live broadcast, then took out a gold bar as big as a fist from somewhere and slammed it on the table with a bang.

Zhang Jingyi immediately took a sip of Sichuan jelly: "Silk!"

Elizabeth: "I got it from me, you can take it, husband."

Zhang Jingyi held his head: "Not really!"

(End of this chapter)