Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 256 Several Possibilities

Elf Grandma: “!!!”

Miss Dragon Eagle Archer: "!!!"

This poem is beautiful! It is so beautiful! My God, this poem was written by a soldier.

The elves were under great pressure: "These two poems... these... do these two poems really exist? Are you lying to us?"

Zhang Jingyi spread his hands and said, "Wise Elf Chief, poetry is not a machine, nor is it magic, nor is it an illusion. How can it be fake? The moment you hear it, all its connotations are revealed in front of you, and you can taste everything about it."

Elf Grandma: “!!!”

This is indeed the truth.

The old elf lady was a little panicked. Things like agriculture, machinery, forging, and bow-making were all lost, and the rich and beautiful girls didn't care. But culture and art could not be lost, as it was the biggest gap between civilization and barbarism.

If the elves are ahead in culture and art, they can still maintain their sense of superiority that "we are a reclusive and superior race."

But if they lag behind in the cultural field as well, they will become "barbarians hiding in the forest". They will no longer be essentially different from races like gnolls, ratmen, and lizardmen, and will all be classified as "backward races."

"Ahhh!" The old elf grandmother couldn't help but say, "There can't be many such beautiful poems created by humans, right? There can't be many, right?"

Zhang Jingyi: "More? How about I recite 50 more for you?"

This sentence scared the old lady: "There are so many?"

Zhang Jingyi: "Actually, you can memorize another 500 poems."

Not to mention 500 poems, even 50 is not enough. Without the help of Baidu, relying only on the English poems stored in Zhang Jingyi's mind, memorizing five poems would have killed him. He can't memorize them now, and he has to rely on his aura to suppress the old lady.

However, when he showed his "I can recite another thousand or eight hundred poems at any time" attitude, the old lady was also panicked. She didn't dare to respond to this move, she didn't dare to respond...

The old lady wiped her sweat and said, "Don't rush to recite it! Good literary works should be savored slowly in a quiet environment, and should not be heard hastily in a crowded and noisy place like this. It's really blasphemous to them. Alas! I really didn't expect that human poetry is now so good..."

"Not only poetry, but also art, music, novels and other fields, all blossomed." Zhang Jingyi hummed a few lines of the English song Right Here Waiting, not much, just a small melody, mainly because he could not memorize all the lyrics, he only knew that one line.

But these few sentences were enough. With just a hum like this, the old elf lady and the eight dragon eagle archers all pricked up their ears, afraid that they would miss a note.

Zhang Jingyi: "Look, this is the artistic power that has exploded after humans have resolved the pressure of survival and have delved deeply into the field of culture and art."

The old elf woman frowned tightly. "Mr. Zhang! Our trip to Gilneas has really broadened our horizons. We have witnessed the rapid development of human agriculture and mechanical technology, and also got a glimpse of human cultural and artistic level... This makes me feel very anxious. I need some time to go back and digest what I have seen and heard today."

Zhang Jingyi nodded: "Yeah, this really needs to be digested. By the way, I want to send a collection of poems to your village later, and send you a few novels... When the time comes, I will send a boat over, and you must not block my boat outside the village."

When the old elf lady heard this, her eyes lit up: "Poetry collection? Novels? Oh, this is really great! The Elf Village welcomes you."

As soon as she said this, Elizabeth and Antonio beside her couldn't help but feel ecstatic: She allowed us to enter the elf village? So amazing! My husband (His Majesty) is really amazing. We didn't know where to start with the elves, but my husband (His Majesty) just made up a few poems and settled them. So powerful.

The elves boarded the dragon eagle and returned to the elven village. In a moment, they disappeared into the western sky.

At this time, everyone was able to speak up, and everyone looked at Zhang Jingyi with admiration.

"Surely the two poems you just recited were not written by the farmer and Jim? Did you write them on the spot?"

“You are so amazing!”

"The greatest poet in the Magic Kingdom is not even a ten-thousandth as good as you."

Zhang Jingyi spread his hands and refused to explain!
It was too shameful to copy poems, and he was too embarrassed to continue bragging about his pen in front of his own people. When he was bragging about his pen just now, he was too embarrassed to say that these two poems were written by himself, so he pulled the farmer and Jim out as a shield.

"Well, anyway, we finally convinced the elves." Zhang Jingyi said, "Next, I will go to the elf village to take a look and try to deepen the communication, and then discuss with the elves the issue of resisting the Desert Kingdom. Leave this matter to me, and everyone should go about their business."

Everyone bowed and dispersed, going about their business.

Only Kirby was a foreign guest with nowhere to go.

He followed behind Zhang Jingyi with a look of admiration: "I didn't expect that Mr. Zhang not only knows a wide range of knowledge, but is also a great artist."

"Ahem!" Zhang Jingyi's old face turned red. He could not admit this even if he died. "General Kirby, it's almost time for you to return to Sunshine City. Please keep the matter that happened in the forest a secret from Sunshine City."

Kirby was a little embarrassed: "Such a big thing, the Desert Kingdom wants to use the forest as cover to land, as a soldier, how can I not report it?"

Zhang Jingyi: "If the subhuman races in our forest unite to stop the Desert Kingdom, there will be no need for you to report it."

Kirby: "That being said..."

Zhang Jingyi: "You might as well think about it from another perspective. Even if we report it, will it be useful? The Holy See of Light will not allow the subhumans to be in the limelight. If this matter is reported, the Holy See of Light might deliberately trip us up and attack the subhumans from behind when we join forces to resist the Desert Kingdom, which will result in a bitter ending for our loved ones and joy for our enemies."

Kirby: “!!!”

This sounds scary, but it is not impossible.

Zhang Jingyi added: "Even if the Holy See of Light doesn't make trouble, he will be happy to sit back and watch the Desert Kingdom and the Demi-Humans fight and perish together."

Kirby: “!!!”

Zhang Jingyi continued: "Assuming that our subhuman race wins the battle and successfully blocks the Desert Kingdom, the Holy See of Light will not let this happen to us. They will try their best to suppress the truth and say that it is their credit... You see, these are the three possible outcomes after you report this matter."

Kirby: "There is a fourth one. If you lose, the Desert Kingdom will land successfully."

Zhang Jingyi: "You don't need to report it then. We will send people to Sunshine City to inform Grand Duke Soleimani. It's not too late for you to send troops. Believe me, we value this country as much as you do."

(End of this chapter)