Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage
Chapter 33: You have to take off your clothes to transform
Chapter 33: You have to take off your clothes to transform
Zhang Jingyi was a little flustered by her solemn thanks.
Isn't this etiquette too much?
Play so big?
But...
The person my wife brought this time was finally not a Coser, and she spoke much more seriously. Is this a good thing?
Zhang Jingyi looked at Luna carefully. Seeing her ragged linen clothes, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This is the daughter of the Gilnean chief, and she is dressed so raggedly. Wouldn't ordinary people be dressed even worse? This shows how poor the Gilnean people are. It's so miserable.
"Miss Luna, you're too kind." Zhang Jingyi stretched out his hand to help her up, but he failed. Luna was very strong. Although she was not tall, her strength was incredible.
Zhang Jingyi: "Ms. Luna is very strong."
Luna grinned, showing her small canine teeth on both sides: "I am a warrior, I can't be weak."
Zhang Jingyi thought: Children of poor families have to grow up early. In a poor and war-torn country, such a lovely girl has to go to the battlefield. Alas! May the world be peaceful.
Of course Luna would not embarrass her benefactor. She stood up following Zhang Jingyi's words, her nose twitched slightly, and a strange expression appeared on her face: "This... this rice... contains pepper, pork, chicken, beef, beans, sauerkraut, mushrooms, tomatoes... It's so luxurious."
As he was talking, his saliva was already flowing down!
It's not her fault, the wolf's nose is too sharp, and she rarely has a good meal. The people of Gilneas have been poor for 16 years, the kind of poverty that can't even fill their stomachs with bread, and now they smell a luxurious ten-person portion of meat tofu, how can they resist it.
Zhang Jingyi's heart skipped a beat: Oh no! I only bought ten servings, but now there are eleven people, and this poor Gilnean girl seems to have never eaten enough, maybe she will eat two servings. I can't even present the meat tofu pudding in my hand.
Just as he was struggling with this, he heard Sanhua's voice: "Ah, this doesn't smell as good as cat food, meow. We want to eat cat food, meow."
Xiaobai: "That's right, meow. Only stinky dogs would eat these messy things, meow."
Sanhua: "Stinky dog eats everything meow."
A question mark slowly popped up above Zhang Jingyi's head.
Luna turned her head quickly and said angrily: "Stupid cat!"
Sanhua and Xiaobai said together: "Stinky dog meow!"
There are question marks spinning above Zhang Jingyi’s head. Children, do you have many question marks?
Elizabeth gently pulled Zhang Jingyi's sleeve and said, "Hubby, don't mind them. There's something between these two races... ahem... it's a tradition for them to quarrel when they meet. Just ignore it."
Zhang Jingyi: "What kind of strange tradition is this?"
Elizabeth: "Anyway, it's good to have solved the problem of eating."
"Ah, that's true."
Zhang Jingyi opened the lid of the meat tofu pudding, took out three disposable plastic bowls, filled them with rice, and gave the first bowl to Luna first.
Luna: "Dining with the two kings... I feel so stressed."
Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "Eat it!"
Luna: "Then I am offended."
After saying that, she picked up a chopstick in each hand, and like a clumsy student in a chemistry experiment class, she used two small sticks to pick up a piece of meat and finally put it into her bowl.
Zhang Jingyi: “…”
Elizabeth: “…”
Zhang Jingyi covered his face with his hands: "I'm sorry, I didn't think it through. Foreign friends are not good at using chopsticks. I should bring back some spoons or forks."
As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Luna pick up the bowl, then open her mouth, put the whole bowl of rice together with the piece of meat into her mouth, and swallowed it all.
Zhang Jingyi: “…”
Luna licked her lips and said, "It smells so good. Food with pepper is so delicious. No wonder pepper is more valuable than gold. Thank you, Your Majesty, for your generosity. I can eat such delicious food... Can I have another bowl?"
Zhang Jingyi: “…”
Got hard control!
I was speechless for three full seconds.
When I realized what was happening, I realized that I had unconsciously prepared another bowl of rice for her and handed it to her. Luna picked up a chopstick in each hand and picked out several pieces of meat from the large bowl of meat tofu pudding. She didn't mind beef, pork, or chicken, and she liked vegetarian dishes too, so she picked a few pieces of mushrooms, tofu pudding, and vegetables and put them in her bowl.
Then he opened his mouth and shoveled the whole bowl of rice into his mouth.
Ouch...
swallowed!
Zhang Jingyi: “…”
Elizabeth: “…”
Luna: "Can I have another bowl?"
Zhang Jingyi sighed inwardly: How pitiful! The people of Gilneas are so pitiful. They really look like they have never eaten good food in their lives. It makes me feel sorry for them.
He simply placed a large plastic bowl of rice for ten people in front of her and said, "Eat as much as you want."
"Ah? For His Majesty the King and the Queen..."
"It doesn't matter!" Zhang Jingyi said, "We can just eat some vegetables, and we can lose weight."
Luna was deeply moved: "Your Majesty, your generosity."
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Luna starts eating mode.
Half of the meat tofu pudding was gone in an instant, and half of the rice in the rice bowl was also gone.
Zhang Jingyi leaned close to Elizabeth's ear and whispered in a mosquito-like voice: "It is right to provide assistance to the Gilneans. They are really too pitiful. Look at this child, it's as if he has never seen food in his life."
Elizabeth nodded: "Yes!"
Zhang Jingyi: "Let's increase our support for Gilneas. I'll take a closer look and see what else they need."
Elizabeth: "Thank you, husband."
Zhang Jingyi's research immediately turned to Luna's clothes.
Such a lovely girl, but she was wearing ragged coarse linen clothes. Sigh, he asked, "Miss Luna, your Gilneas town's textile industry is very weak now, right?"
"Textile industry?" Luna: "Not weak! There is absolutely no weak industry!"
Zhang Jingyi: "Where do you get your cloth from?"
Luna: "16 years ago, there were some left. I could occasionally exchange some from goblin merchants, and I could occasionally pick them up at the edge of the forest."
awful!
Zhang Jingyi said, "No wonder you're wearing this kind of clothes... Well, after dinner, I'll go to the shopping district and buy you a new set of clothes."
Luna's eyes lit up instantly: "Wow? You want to give me new clothes?"
His Majesty is truly generous.
She was happy for less than three seconds, and suddenly said sadly: "Although I like new clothes very much, they won't last long on me before I ruin them."
Zhang Jingyi: “Huh?”
Luna: "If you take off your clothes a little too slowly when you transform, they will get stretched out."
A huge question mark popped up above Zhang Jingyi's head again: "Transformation?"
"Werewolves!" Luna grinned, revealing two beautiful little canine teeth. "We in Gilneas are all werewolves. When we transform, our bodies will become bigger and our clothes will be torn, so we have to take off our clothes quickly."
At this point, she showed a pitiful expression: "Male werewolves are fine. As female werewolves, if we take off our clothes too quickly, they will be seen naked. If we take off our clothes too slowly, they will be torn. It's really troublesome."
Zhang Jingyi: Damn, I thought she was a normal poor girl. But it turned out that she was just like my wife, with a set purpose.
(End of this chapter)
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