Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 333 Then I'll Have to Kill You
The black-hearted wizard was shocked: This is a rural village next to the capital, and they are actually discussing something that happened sixteen years ago? Can an imposter spread the news so quickly?
He moved in an instant and was behind the two farmers: "How dare you talk about this?"

The two farmers were startled. When they turned around, they saw a gloomy middle-aged man standing behind them. They couldn't help but exclaimed: "We didn't talk about anything."

"I've heard it." The Black-hearted Master laughed sinisterly. He pointed at the farmer who was "listening" and said, "This is the first time you've heard this. You're the one who was listening. You're not guilty."

Then he turned to the farmer who had initiated the conversation and said, "Who did you hear this from? Spreading such false news is a serious crime. If you tell me the source of this story, I will forgive you."

The farmer was terrified, his mouth chattering and making unpleasant sounds: "I... I... I heard from a bard... He is just ahead... in a village not far ahead, singing a story from sixteen years ago..."

"Okay, I forgive your sins." As soon as the Blackhearted Mage finished saying this, an ice arrow shot out from his hand, and with a "puff" sound, it pierced the farmer's heart: "Of course the dead can no longer be guilty."

The living person next to him was so scared that tears and snot started flowing.

The Blackhearted Master patted him on the shoulder and said, "Go away. Tell everyone you meet that if you spread the false story from sixteen years ago, you will surely die."

The farmer was so scared that he pissed himself, while the black-hearted wizard activated [Wind Sprint] and rushed towards the small village desperately.

When they arrived at the place, they saw a bard sitting in the square in the middle of the village, holding a harp, playing and "singing stories". He actually made a song about the coup d'état sixteen years ago, singing in a strange accent: "The ambitious man... the ambitious Ugumante is coming... he is coming, he is coming... he is coming with the rebels... Antonio released the white owl, and the black-hearted wizard summoned the vicious magic war eagle... they are fighting in the sky, they are soaring, they are crying... the palace is burning..."

"Shut up." The black-hearted wizard rushed over, pointed his hand at the bard, and an ice arrow shot over.

But the bard was not as defenseless as the farmer. He suddenly slid to the side and dodged far away in an instant. The ice arrow hit the place where he had just stood, and the villagers nearby were scared and fled in all directions.

The Blackhearted Wizard missed a spell and couldn't help but feel a little surprised: this poet might not be an ordinary guy.

Be careful!

He swung his hand and several ice cones flew over.

The bard laughed and jumped up, performing the [Graceful Dance]. His body kept spinning, weaving in and out of the icicles like a butterfly flying through flowers. His movements were very seductive. Soon, all the icicles had passed him by.

The Blackhearted Wizard pulled out a forearm-long magic wand from his sleeve and tapped the water tank next to him. All the water in the tank flew up and flew towards the bard as if controlled by something.

The water splashes spread out and turned into water droplets all over the sky, each of which carries a powerful magical attack power.

The sky was full of water droplets, and it was impossible to avoid them by dancing.

The bard suddenly put the harp in his left hand, and with his right hand, he pulled out a pitch-black dagger from behind the harp. He swung it forward, and a black light flashed from the tip of the blade, cutting through all the water droplets wherever it passed.

The Blackhearted Mage was furious: "So you are the president of the Black Blade Thieves Guild, Chris. You don't want to be the president anymore, but you actually come out to be a poet and sing stories everywhere? Do you have the nerve to ask an impostor to leave the guild?"

Chris laughed. "The impostor doesn't have such a big face. Of course, Ugumantai doesn't have it either. The only thing that can persuade me to come out of retirement is money."

The Blackhearted Master said angrily: "How much did the impostor give you? We can give you more!" Chris' eyes lit up: "Hey, you really want to give more?"

Black-hearted Master: "We own a country, can't we afford it?"

Chris: “That’s great.”

He took out a black bag from his pocket and shook the contents of the bag onto his palm. Huge diamonds piled up in his palm.

Chris said, "Look, this is the compensation my current employer gives me. If you can give me more, I will be yours immediately. The Black Blade goes to the highest bidder."

Blackhearted Mage: “Shit!”

He only glanced at it with his naked eyes, and before he could take a closer look, he was shocked by the diamonds. This was too much. Just this handful of diamonds could almost be enough to cover Ugumantai's military expenditure for most of half a year, right?
It's easy to tell that Ugumantai couldn't possibly come up with so much money just to shut up a thieves guild.

The black-hearted wizard was trembling all over. "How ridiculous! How ridiculous! Does the impostor have a mine at home? This is ridiculous! He actually took out such a large amount of military funds to bribe a group of dirty thieves. It's stupid, absolutely stupid! It's crazy and unreasonable."

Chris: "I can't pretend I didn't hear you. It's okay for you to insult me, but you can't insult my employer, unless... you become my new employer."

Black-hearted wizard: "I have insulted you, what do you want?"

Chris chuckled: "Then I can only kill you."

Black-hearted Master: "By you?"

Chris picked up the harp, plucked his fingers, and sang: "The Black-hearted Wizard led his troops to guard the Huangsha Pass... The soldiers at the Huangsha Pass did not withdraw, but the Black-hearted Wizard was in the capital, in the capital... So... the Black-hearted Wizard was left alone... left alone..."

The Blackhearted Wizard was shocked and thought to himself that this was not good: This guy knows that I am alone, and as the president of the Thieves Guild, he must have subordinates around him.

Just as he thought of this, the bushes behind him suddenly parted, and a thief wrapped in a black robe jumped out, wielding two black daggers, and stabbed him hard in the vest.

The Blackhearted Wizard quickly turned on the [Ice Shield] and heard a crisp sound behind him. The ice shield blocked the thief's dagger, but cracks also appeared on the shield.

He turned around and shot an [Ice Spear] at the thief. The thief jumped back and instantly turned into a ball of black mist and disappeared. The [Ice Spear] missed.

The next moment, another thief jumped out from the bushes behind the Blackhearted Wizard, and stabbed him in the back with two black daggers at the same time.

The Black-hearted Wizard seemed to have anticipated this attack. He slashed the ground behind him with his backhand, and a wall of fire suddenly emerged behind him, protecting his entire back.

The thief didn't dare to rush into the wall of fire, so he had to cancel the attack, jumped back, and instantly turned into black mist and disappeared.

(End of this chapter)