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Chapter 395: Caught a bunch of stupid thieves

"Report to Her Majesty the Queen and His Majesty the King, we have caught a group of stupid thieves."

A werewolf soldier ran in and reported loudly: "Outside the alchemists' research institute, a group of stupid thieves came from nowhere. They were really stupid. They actually stepped on a very conspicuous and low-level [Spider Web Trap]. I can't believe there are still such stupid thieves these days."

Elizabeth: "Huh? In front of the institute?"

Zhang Jingyi was delighted when he heard this: "Wow! We caught a thief in a strange place."

Elizabeth: "Is he really a very stupid thief?"

Werewolf Soldier: "Yes, if you are not stupid enough, it is unlikely that you will step into the trap. The trap is not set for intelligent creatures at all, but is used to prevent wild animals from invading the research institute."

Elizabeth: "When I heard the word 'research institute', I thought it was a spy from the Desert Kingdom who came to steal the information, but now that you mention it, it seems that it is not a spy from the Desert Kingdom."

Werewolf soldier: "It's a spy! We found the refining information of black oil in their hands."

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "Bring the person up here for us to see."

Soon, the werewolves came with several people tied up.

The Desert Kingdom's top spies gathered together. Although they fell into the hands of the enemy, they did not look at Zhang Jingyi with hostility. Instead, they all stared at one of their companions with anger.

Zhang Jingyi: "Hey, hello everyone. I know you are from the Desert Kingdom without having to guess. Why do you hate your companions so much?"

Without even thinking, several people shouted at Johnny English at the same time: "This guy is harming us."

Johnny English: "I'm not. I don't."

Elizabeth was full of doubts. "Are these guys really spies from the Desert Kingdom? I don't believe it. The Desert Kingdom was founded by assassins from the Brave Squad. It has always been famous for its excellent spies. How could there be such a thing?"

As soon as she said this, those real top spies almost shed tears of grief and anger. They should never, ever, ever play with Johnny.

At this time, the maid behind Zhang Jingyi suddenly stepped forward and whispered, "Your Majesty, they are really top spies. Look at that man... That's Ethan Hunt, who specializes in 'Mission Impossible'. He once infiltrated our Black Blade Guild, and we tried our best but couldn't keep him. I didn't expect him to be caught like this. It's really outrageous."

Zhang Jingyi: "Wow, it's actually the real thing!"

Only then did everyone in the room believe that this group of stupid thieves were really the top spies of the Desert Kingdom.

"Since he is a spy, he should be put to death."

A judicial minister who had just defected from Ugumantai said, "Spies have no human rights. Even if we want to use them for ransom, we can't. The Desert Kingdom will not acknowledge their existence. They are of no use to us at all."

Another minister said, "Yes, there is no other use except execution."

Elizabeth nodded slowly. Indeed, spies have no human rights.

At this moment, Zhang Jingyi suddenly spoke up, "Don't be anxious. Fighting and killing is not good. I was planning to send someone to the Desert Kingdom to do some business, but I was still worrying about who to send. Now that there is a group of prisoners from the Desert Kingdom here, I don't have to choose people myself."

Everyone: "?"

Zhang Jingyi turned to the spies. As a man, of course his eyes could not help but stay on the Black Widow for a few more seconds. Tsk, pretty, but poisonous, don't mess with her. Finally, he dispersed the focus of his pupils: "Everyone, in fact, it's useless for you to steal this black oil refining technology. I estimate that the alchemists in your country will soon succeed in their research. There is really no need to steal it from me. The refining technology of this thing is super simple."

Several spies were silent. Professional spies would not utter a word after being captured by the enemy, except for cursing. Of course, non-professional spies were different.

Johnny said, "Really?"

"Really." Zhang Jingyi: "When you were caught, your country might have already succeeded in the research."

Several spies: "..."

Johnny: "Oh! No!"

Zhang Jingyi: "Spies are supposed to be executed, but I have always been kind and compassionate, and now we need to establish good relations between our two countries, so I will not kill you. I hope to contact your top officials through you and discuss the black oil business."

Johnny: "Talk about business? What business?"

Zhang Jingyi: "I need to buy black oil from your country to refine gasoline, diesel, and asphalt. Moreover, the quantity I need is very, very large. It is not a matter of one or two barrels, but a big business of tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of barrels. We need to form a fixed business alliance and long-term supply."

The eyes of several top spies flickered slightly.

It's easy to guess that they are estimating the price of black oil in their minds...

Zhang Jingyi: "I can guess that through a series of reconnaissance in my country, you have already known that black oil is very useful to me, so you are thinking about how to raise the price for me."

Although what they said came true, the spies did not feel ashamed. Working for the benefit of the country was not something to be ashamed of. Instead, they felt proud of it.

Zhang Jingyi: "But I regret to remind you that I am the only one in the world who knows the use of black oil and can use it. I am your only customer... If you raise the price to me, both sides may suffer."

Spies: "..."

Zhang Jingyi: "So, everyone should be harmonious and make profits for both sides, that's good business. The most taboo thing in doing business is to take all the benefits yourself and let others not make any money. Such a business will not last long."

After laying the groundwork, Zhang Jingyi finally made his move: "Someone, bring out a cabbage bucket."

A camel man over two meters tall walked in carrying a huge bucket.

He swung the bucket to the ground, making a loud bang.

Zhang Jingyi: "Open the lid."

The camel man opened the lid of the barrel...

I saw that it was filled with a bucket of water cabbage, and it was still fresh. It turned out that this was the water cabbage that Zhang Jingyi got as a "farmer assistance". After it was delivered here, he immediately asked the time magician to use a "time slowing" magic on the bucket to lock in the freshness.

Zhang Jingyi didn't say any more nonsense. He placed the big bucket of cabbage in front of the spies, took out a water cabbage from it, and threw it to the camel driver next to him: "This is a reward for you."

The camel man was overjoyed: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The camel man loves this kind of vegetable with high water content. He opens his mouth wide and throws the water cabbage into his mouth, which makes a crunchy sound.

The Time Wizard appears in Final Fantasy Tactics, and his magic can speed up or slow down time.

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