Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 40 You are selling poisonous mushrooms

After Xiao Zhen ordered the dishes, he turned his eyes to the cat food processing factory across the street. He never looked at the counter and did not even notice Zhang Jingyi.

Zhang Jingyi was too lazy to greet him and went into the kitchen to cook.

After a while, the three dishes were ready.

Luna came over with the water chestnut and hoof flower soup.

Xiao Zhen's attention was still on the other side of the road. He just glanced at the table casually and snorted, "I knew it was more hype than reality. The so-called aquatic grass hoof soup is actually kelp hoof soup. A serving of hoof soup is 29 yuan in the restaurant, but you're selling it for 198 yuan here. It's totally unscrupulous."

Luna: "What is kelp? Can it be compared to waterweed?"

Xiao Zhen picked up a piece of waterweed with chopsticks: "Isn't this kelp?"

Luna: "This is a waterweed! It's very ferocious. When you swim past it, it will wrap around your feet and drag you under the water to drown. It's an extremely ferocious underwater predator."

Xiao Zhen: "Tsk! Kelp can even entangle submarines. Haven't you seen the news? The American nuclear submarine lost contact for five days and it turned out to be entangled by kelp. Can your waterweed entangle a nuclear submarine?"

Luna was angry: "Why are you talking so much? Are you still going to eat?"

Xiao Zhen: "I paid for it, why don't you eat it?"

After saying that, he was about to put the small handful of water chestnuts picked up by the chopsticks into his mouth.

However, a moment before the water chestnut entered his mouth, he remembered something and put down his chopsticks.

"Ah, I have to pray before eating. You almost made me forget it."

It turned out that Xiao Zhen converted to Catholicism while studying in Europe.

He put down his chopsticks for a moment and murmured, "God, we sincerely thank you for all the grace you have bestowed upon us."

Luna was so frightened by his prayer that she took several steps back.

Xiao Zhen: "What's wrong? Haven't you seen people pray before meals?"

Luna didn't even want to talk to him and rushed into the kitchen.

Zhang Jingyi was preparing two other dishes at this time. When he saw Luna coming in, he smiled and handed her a plate of braised magic armor venison: "Here, take it to that customer."

Luna lowered her voice and said quickly, "Your Majesty, the man outside is from the Holy See. I heard him praying before dinner."

"Someone from the Holy See?" Zhang Jingyi's forehead was slightly blocked for half a second, and then he reacted immediately: My wife said that the patriot Ugumantai was colluding with the Holy See of Light and oppressing the people of Gilneas.

This setting probably comes from Catholicism, Christianity or some Protestantism. Anyway, Zhang Jingyi couldn't understand any Western sects. When all these religious names were put together, he couldn't even tell which was which.

Seeing Luna's nervous look, Zhang Jingyi said, "Not all the people in the Vatican are priests, Templars, inquisitors, and arbitrators. They may not be here to hunt down my wife. I think he is just an ordinary believer, not a dangerous person."

Luna nodded. "Your Majesty is right. He may just be an ordinary believer, but we still cannot let our guard down. The Inquisitors often disguise themselves as various people to carry out activities. Once they catch us, they will burn the heretic to death. We must keep a close eye on him."

At this point, Luna grinned, revealing two cute little canine teeth: "If he is the Daoduan Inquisitor, then a battle is inevitable."

Zhang Jingyi spread his hands: "Hurry up and send the braised magic armor venison out."

"Oh!" Luna came out with a plate.

At this time, Xiao Zhen had finished praying, picked up the chopsticks again, picked up some "kelp" and put it into his mouth...

He didn't have much expectation at first, but the moment he entered, Xiao Zhen suddenly felt something was wrong.

The taste of this thing is completely different from kelp.

The kelp is a bit hard and has a slight fishy smell.

But this thing called water caltrop has a soft texture and is easy to chew. It has no fishy smell but instead has an indescribable fragrance, which is just right to relieve the greasiness of pig trotters.

"Great, fuck, great!" Xiao Zhen is a rich second-generation who has eaten all kinds of delicious food. He has tried all kinds of strange and weird things from east, west, south, north, Central Asia, Europe and Africa, but he has never eaten such delicious aquatic plants. It's like a new world has opened up.

Just as he was sighing, Luna came out with a plate of braised magic deer, placed it in front of him, and then stepped back three steps vigilantly.

Xiao Zhen pointed at the meat on the plate and said, "Is this the braised magic armor deer?"

Luna nodded.

Xiao Zhen: "It looks like ordinary beef."

This time he did not directly say it was a gimmick, because the "kelp" just now had already slapped him in the face, and he dared not underestimate this thing anymore.

Luna said, "This is a magic deer! It is a magic deer covered in thick armor. It has superb combat power. It took more than thirty elite cat warriors an hour to kill it."

Xiao Zhen: "Well, a new gimmick has appeared again."

He stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a small piece, and threw it into his mouth.

"Fuck, what a delicious taste this is, so good, so good..."

Because of the thick shell of the Demonic Armored Deer, the meat inside is very tender, without any meaty smell, only a faint musk.

This is another rare thing that Xiao Zhen has never tasted before.

He looked at Luna in astonishment: "The things you have here are really interesting."

Luna didn't say anything, just looked at him warily.

Xiao Zhen: "Now I'm looking forward to the last dish. What's it called? Stir-fried cat's head mushroom, right? Bring it up quickly."

Luna ran back to the kitchen and quickly brought out the stir-fried enoki mushrooms.

Xiao Zhen took a closer look and found that the cat-head mushroom had a very strange appearance. It even had a pair of pointed ears on it. No wonder it was named this way.

Pick up a piece and put it in your mouth!
It has the freshness of mushrooms, but without the astringency and faint moldy taste of other mushrooms.

"Fuck, this one is good too. It's so good, meow."

Xiao Zhen finished speaking, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "Did I say "meow" just now?"

Luna: "Ugh!"

Xiao Zhen: "Why meow?"

Luna: "Not everyone will experience this side effect of the cat head mushroom. Only people who are attracted to cats will have this reaction."

Xiao Zhen: "Are you selling poisonous mushrooms?"

Luna: "It's not a poisonous mushroom. It's a normal mushroom."

Xiao Zhen: "Call your boss and chef out, meow."

Soon, Zhang Jingyi came out.

Xiao Zhen finally recognized Zhang Jingyi and was shocked: "You opened this store?"

Zhang Jingyi: "Yes, my store! Manager Xiao, what a coincidence."

Xiao Zhen was furious: "You... you must have been holding a grudge against me after being fired by me, so you deliberately made poisonous mushrooms to mess with me, meow."

Zhang Jingyi: "This is not a poisonous mushroom. I tried a piece when I was cooking in the kitchen just now, and it was fine."

Xiao Zhen: "Try eating it again in front of me, meow."

(End of this chapter)