Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 5 My Husband is Awesome

In the afternoon, the sunlight is slightly slanted and not as hot as at noon.

The cats are also starting to get lazy...

The cat-man sentinels standing guard outside the village, although knowing full well that the blue-scaled fish-men could launch a sneak attack at any time, could not resist their instincts and lay down in the grass, on the treetops, or on the roof, taking a comfortable nap.

Elizabeth's guards were helpless.

Mind your own business with cats!
At the same time, in the small river outside the village, the blue-scaled fishmen had already assembled into an army. Several fishman scouts' heads floated up from the water a little bit, and they used a pair of bulging fish eyes to spy on the situation on the shore.

"Ow!"

"Woo!"

"Ohhhhhh!"

The fish people exchanged information in a strange language, saying that the shore was safe and there were no cat-people sentinels.

The leading general, Blue Scale, waved his hand and said, "Aoaoaoao! (Attack!)"

The fishmen began to land...

The village was surrounded by rivers on three sides, so the fishmen launched sneak attacks from three sides at the same time.

The sunlight shines on their blue scales, reflecting an eerie light.

“Woooooooooooo!”

General Blue Scale rushed forward while making non-stop "Woo-woo-woo" sounds. Humans and cats could not understand this strange sound, but the fish people could. It was an ancient war song.

"Murloc War Song"

The lyrics mean: It is a rumor that fish are afraid of cats. Gather up your courage and knock the cat over.

As soon as General Lan Lin sang to this point, he felt as if he stepped on something. There was a blue ring that suddenly lit up, and then circles of strange runes lit up in the ring.

General Lanlin: “???”

The fish-man wise man holding a magic wand in the back was shocked: "Aoaowuwuao (magic circle, jump away quickly)!"

General Lan Lin quickly jumped up...

But it was impossible to jump away.

The trigger radius is 5 yards, but the explosion radius is 20 yards.

No one can jump 15 yards away instantly after stepping on the [Fire Trap].

"boom!"

General Lan Lin was blown up into the air, flying like a red dragonfly in the blue sky...

All the murlocs within a 20-yard radius were blown up and rolled in all directions. Those at the edge were fine, just blown away, but those in the center were unlucky and instantly turned into delicious grilled fish.

The huge explosion alarmed everyone in the village.

Elizabeth and the guards immediately ran out of the house: "Enemy attack!"

The cats who were napping also jumped up: "Enemy attack, meow!"

"Yeah, I smell grilled fish meow!"

"There are fish to eat, meow!"

The cats immediately started running around...

A tabby warrior rushed out and stepped on a magic circle.

The captain of the guards who drew the magic circle himself couldn't help but get nervous. If the cat people were killed by the explosion, then Her Majesty the Queen's plan to win over the cat people might be ruined.

Fortunately, the conditional judgment rune was really effective. When the cat man stepped on it, the [Fire Trap] didn't react at all.

Then, a group of mermen rushed over... "Boom!"

The [Fire Trap] was triggered, and the [Fire Explosion] stored in the magic circle was activated. The huge magic power instantly sent all the murlocs within a 20-yard radius into the sky.

The cat man standing in the center of the formation was also frightened. Such a huge firework exploded next to him, which scared him to death. But strangely enough, he didn't feel the power of [Fire Explosion] at all. Not even a trace of the flame rushed to him, and even the impact of the explosion went around him.

Elizabeth stood in the center of the village, looking at the fish tumbling in the explosions and the confused cats around her, and couldn't help but smile proudly: "My husband is really amazing, ah, no, he wants me to call him husband, I can't forget it."
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In the evening, the sun stretches its ears, increases its alertness, and its nerve cells are on full alert.

Beware of sneak attacks!

But Wanxia set up a sniper rifle 800 meters away...

"boom!"

The sun set and was dragged below the horizon by the sunset.

It's getting dark again.

Zhang Jingyi was walking on the path home, thinking hard in his mind: What delicious food should I bring to my wife today? Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and the roadside fruit stand had new products.

What about the black pearl cherries from Hanyuan, Sichuan?

I checked the time. It was around May 20th. This time of year is when Sichuan Hanyuan cherries are on the market. They are very expensive. The slightly larger ones cost 40 to 50 yuan per pound. If you just want to eat them yourself, you can just bear with it. But if you buy them for your wife, a man won't even frown.

Men, oh, men!
While complaining about men being creatures with extremely high levels of devotion, Zhang Jingyi paid for two kilograms.

Carrying the bag, I returned home happily.

"Elizabeth, I'm back!"

"Honey, you came home earlier than usual today." Elizabeth was still sitting on the sofa gracefully. Zhang Jingyi discovered one thing: every time he came home, she would sit on the sofa, motionless, and it looked like she hadn't moved all day.

"I bought you some cherries." Zhang Jingyi handed over the bag.

Elizabeth picked one up with her snow-white fingers and put it in her mouth. Her expression immediately blossomed: "Huh? This looks like a cherry, but it's much more delicious than the cherries I've eaten before."

Elizabeth loved the taste.

The Magic Kingdom doesn’t have such a great variety!
She couldn't help but ask, "Isn't this thing expensive?"

Zhang Jingyi replied with a swelled face: "It's not expensive, our family can afford it."

Elizabeth asked cautiously, "How many pieces of braised beef from the day before yesterday can this bag of cherries be exchanged for? Or how many pieces of honey cake from yesterday can this bag of cherries be exchanged for?"

Zhang Jingyi: "Two pieces of braised beef, the cake can be exchanged for about... three and a half dollars."

Elizabeth: “!!!”

The braised beef from the day before yesterday was covered with spices, and spices were more valuable than gold.

Yesterday's honey cake used honey, and honey can cause war.

And today this strange fruit is more expensive than spices and honey.

Elizabeth's hand holding the cherries was trembling slightly. Although she was a queen and had seen luxurious and expensive things, those were all memories of her childhood. Ever since the palace coup, the death of her parents, her exile to the border, and the fight to restore her country, she had no chance to come into contact with these luxurious foods.

She and her guards had invested all their financial resources into the magical materials, weapons, armor and other things needed to restore the country. How could they have the spare energy to get these things?
The poor queen didn't know how many years it had been since she had experienced a decent life.

Zhang Jingyi walked into the kitchen again: "I'm going to cook...Huh? Is there something new in the trash can?"

He took out a thick and long fish bone from the trash can: "What is this?"

Elizabeth said calmly, "Fishbone arrow! A blue-scaled fishman shot an arrow at me this afternoon, but I blocked it with magic. It fell and got caught on the hem of my skirt, but I didn't notice it and brought it home. I only found it when I was changing my clothes."

Zhang Jingyi smiled: "My wife is amazing! I admire you so much."

Elizabeth blushed. "No, my husband, you are the real hero. The magic circle you drew is really amazing. Even my teacher praised it highly. With it, the cat people will no longer be afraid of attacks from the blue-scaled fish people. After the battle this afternoon, the cat people seem to be willing to help me restore my country."

(End of this chapter)