Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 61 Can be changed

"Fuck, the Black Knight is dead, and the Black-hearted Wizard ran away." Adrian turned around and felt unwell.

He is just a small border lord who joined this operation just to make a cameo appearance and gain some credit. Now that the team leader has run away, it would be strange if he didn't run away too.

"Retreat! Retreat!"

Adrien yelled.

The local miscellaneous soldiers he brought with him immediately dropped their weapons and followed him.

The light infantrymen who came with the Black Knights now had no leader and could only follow Adrian. A large group of people ran desperately towards the east.

"Chase meow!"

Cat people love to chase things the most, and a large group of them chased after it, meowing.

Antonio, who had just been released from the ice, shouted, "Stop chasing, go put out the fire in the cat village. The forest fire is very scary, and we must control the fire."

"Ah meow?" The cats finally realized that their village was still burning.

There was also a group of old cat people and female cat people scrambling to move the cat food in the granary.

When the cats thought of the delicious cat food, they quickly abandoned their enemies and ran desperately towards the village.

Antonio: "Guards, go and help the cats put out the fire. They are only good at fighting, not this kind of thing. We can't let the fire rage in the forest."

The guards rushed over.

The pickup truck stopped. Zhang Jingyi pushed open the door, jumped out, and walked around the car. He spread his hands and said, "The windshield is broken, and there's a big dent on the pickup truck. This black knight is really tough. Hitting him is like hitting a rock. Damn it! It's my new car. In this case, I can't claim insurance, right?"

An insurance claim requires photos of the scene and other things, but he can't produce them.

If you go back to your own world and find another stone to hit, there will be traces of a second impact. You will be suspected of insurance fraud and will go to jail if caught.

Forget it, I'll just find a repair shop to fix it myself.

Elizabeth also jumped out of the car, looked at the body of the black knight carefully, sighed softly, and turned around: "Thank you, husband! If it weren't for you, my teacher would be finished this time."

Antonio also came over and bowed deeply to Zhang Jingyi.

Zhang Jingyi: "The enemy already knows that we are in league with the cat people. We have to find a place for the cat people to move."

The three of them turned to look at the Cat People Village.

In the cat-people village, a large group of cat-people were meowing and looking extremely anxious.

They were first-rate fighters, making human warriors run around in the forest like headless flies, but they were incompetent at work and couldn't even put out a fire.

The forty guards ran into the village, and sent people to knock down the houses near the granary to create a cordon, and at the same time sent people to the river to fetch water. They finally managed to save the granary, but half of the village had been burned down.

A group of cat people were unscathed in the battle just now, but when they put out the fire, their fur was burned yellow and some of their beards were burned curled. They looked at their home with tears in their eyes...

The cat people only know how to fight and have no productivity. They have a hard time even building a thatched house. Now seeing the house collapse in flames, Meow Meow is so angry that he cries.

Zhang Jingyi kicked the Black Knight's body and said, "Damn it, I really don't like war."
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A pickup truck with a dented front and a broken windshield drove into a small auto repair shop on Binjiang Road. The shop was not far from the cat food processing factory, so it was convenient to drop off and pick up the car.

The owner of the repair shop saw a badly damaged new car coming into the shop and was surprised: "Hey, man, your car is still new, how come it is so damaged?"

Zhang Jingyi laughed: "Didn't you see that there are eight internship marks around my car? What's so strange about it crashing like this?"

The boss took a closer look and found that it was true. There were a total of eight internship logos on the hood, rear and doors of the car, which looked very cool.

It's not surprising that a collision like this happened.

Patting Zhang Jingyi on the shoulder, he said, "Brother, drive slowly during the internship." Zhang Jingyi said, "Can you help me figure out how much it will cost to fix it all? In addition, I want to do some minor modifications."

Boss: "Oh? Modification, you found the right place, what do you want to install? Exhaust pipe or luggage rack?"

Zhang Jingyi: "Throw away all the plastic parts on the front of the car and replace them with anti-collision beams. We can do whatever it takes."

Boss: "Si! Brother, you can't modify it like this. If it hits someone, they will be killed."

Zhang Jingyi: "What I want is to be killed in a car accident."

boss:"!!!"

Zhang Jingyi: "I'm kidding. How could I possibly kill someone? I'm not such a cruel person! Look at my poor driving skills. I have eight trainee badges and I often crash into rocks on the roadside. How dangerous it is. I want to modify the car to be stronger. This request is reasonable, isn't it?"

Boss: "It can't be changed. It won't work if you change it like this. The car must have the function of protecting pedestrians. The front of the car must be soft."

Zhang Jingyi: "Really can't change it?"

Boss: “It can’t be changed!”

Zhang Jingyi took out a stack of money and slapped it on the table.

Boss: “It can be changed!”

Zhang Jingyi: "Then it would be okay to thicken the doors on both sides and add steel plates?"

Boss: "As long as the money is in place... cough... But I have to make it clear to you first, if you drive a car modified like this on the road and are caught by the traffic police, you will definitely be fined heavily."

Zhang Jingyi: "Don't worry, being fined is my business."

"it is good!"

After the deal was done, Zhang Jingyi left the auto repair shop and returned to the cat food processing factory.

Elizabeth was seen sitting at the door of the cat food warehouse, frowning and looking at the cat food in the warehouse.

Zhang Jingyi walked over to her and sat down gently: "Have the cats made arrangements?"

Elizabeth nodded. "I asked them to temporarily leave the cat village and camp in a forest not far from Gilneas. But this is not an arrangement. It was because of me that they lost their homes. I have the responsibility to help them rebuild a new village."

Zhang Jingyi nodded: "That's for sure."

Elizabeth: "The fire caused great losses to the cat people. Many people's dried fish were burned. I need to be responsible for their losses."

Zhang Jingyi pointed to the cat food in the warehouse and said, "Send these to them."

Elizabeth: "I thought so too, but... if I were to ship a large amount of cat food over, what would I have to exchange for it? I feel a little headache when I think about it."

Zhang Jingyi: "I have thought of a good idea."

Elizabeth: "?"

Zhang Jingyi: "The Black Knight and the bodies of his light infantrymen."

Elizabeth: “Ah?”

Zhang Jingyi said: "Cat food is mainly made of meat. Bring the bodies of the bad guys to this world, and then use magic to burn them to ashes, just like the lizard man you brought back at the beginning, and let him transform into other energy forms and stay in this world. Isn't it balanced?"

Elizabeth thought about it carefully and said, "This is a good idea. However, I never thought that my husband, who is as gentle as an ordinary person, could come up with such a dark idea."

Zhang Jingyi: "Huh? I don't think I've turned evil! In our area, there is a simple kind of justice, which is that bad guys should be cut into pieces and their bones crushed and ashes scattered."

(End of this chapter)