My God and the Holy See

"boom!"

The usual explosion sounded again, and a three-meter-high splash exploded in the Seine River, and a black Huhu thing that exploded in two fell in front of several goblin masters.

Kabbalah, the leader of the goblin masters, widened his eyes in astonishment, this is unscientific!The underwater detector 2387 has been tested twice, and the results are good, and there is no explosion. How could it explode again this third time.

Among such a large group of teammates who dragged their feet and pitted their ancestors, how difficult it is to research an underwater detector that is not easy to blow up. The number plate of 2387 alone can tell the degree of difficulty. The first water test did not blow up, and only these two tests made Master Kabbalah excitedly took two sleeping pills before finally falling asleep.

"Who the hell can tell me which bastard sneaked into the storage room of No. 2387 last night and added some ingredients to it? Stand up by yourself, and I promise not to kill you." Sweep over your engineering team.

"Captain, I don't think it's our problem. Look here." Facing Master Kabbalah's furious gaze, all the goblin engineering masters who were holding each other back swallowed in unison. After a period of silence, , a master of the goblins pointed to a black piece of something that had just been blown to their feet.

"What is this? A fish that was fried into charcoal? I should have said that it is forbidden to install touch-type bombs." Kabala frowned, and poked the black charcoal on the ground with a branch.

"Why does this look like a hand?" Master Kabbalah stared at this black charcoal-like thing for a long time, then scratched his hair that was sparse like weeds in some puzzlement.

As soon as Kabala's words fell, one of the goblin masters nodded in agreement: "Kabala, you feel the same way, I also think it's a hand. By the way, Princess Cagalli's front section Time seems to say to form a 'frogman force' specialized in diving operations?"

As the goblin master of death talked, his voice became softer.

A cold wind blows.Several masters looked at each other worriedly, could it be that they and others caused trouble again?Thinking of this, this group of young masters couldn't help but shudder.

Since Kabbalah blew up the small black house last time, Princess Kagali has come up with a new way to teach those who dare to do anything wrong in the barracks.

No, Beifeng, a famous gentleman in the military camp who was arrested some time ago, finally escaped this morning.Seeing the sad wind again is simply embarrassing.What a handsome young man he was before, he was directly turned into a human figure.

Beifeng, who escaped from the Kaiser, was mentally disturbed. He looked very fragile, and he kept saying things like "he is a ship, if it weren't for him to be a ship", as if he had suffered some inhuman torture.

As for Bei Feng, the military thorns were taught to be like this bird. All of a sudden, the group of famous troublemakers in the army clamped their tails decisively.

"No, look on this arm, the dark lines should be scales." Kabala stared at the scorched broken arm for a long time, and saw the abnormal lines on the black arm .Said a little confused.

"Maybe the 'frogman' we bombed is a person with a skin disease like ichthyosis."

Just when several death masters were discussing whether to pack up and run away early, and plant warning mines along the escape route, three or four huge splashes exploded on the surface of the Seine River.

"Oh no! No. 2388, No. 2389!" Seeing two more water splashes, Master Kabala howled twice in pain, and seeing a black murloc head exploded, the angry Kabala kicked Kick it back into the river.

"Fuck! Kabbalah, you idiot, what the hell did you do! That fish head is obviously a murloc's. Damn, what a good exoneration thing, you just kicked it back?! We can say The 'frogmen' were attacked by the murlocs, and we killed these murlocs." The masters of death who obviously had some brains.Before recovering from the accidental injury they imagined, they looked at their stupid team leader Kabbalah with an angry face.

Fortunately, not everyone was off-line like this group of funny dwarfs. After several human warriors serving the goblin masters looked at each other solemnly, one of them quickly separated and rushed to the camp.

But in a short while, a loud horn sounded from the Emperor Serres, which was the horn of war alert.Remind everyone, the battle is coming!

When the masters of Kabbalah were surprised, a large group of Griffin Knights flew out of the camp. They quickly passed through the air and threw huge fishing nets into the Seine River.

When the murlocs who dived over were caught by fishing nets.While struggling on the surface of the water, the leader of the Griffin Rider detonated the signal flare without hesitation.

Orange light rises above the Seine.

What followed was a loud horn sound.

Assemble!Assemble!The Sea Clan is coming, ready to fight!

The entire barracks was operating quickly, and teams of soldiers quickly assembled.

"Hurry up! Throw the things of the masters into the river, pay attention to safety, and be steady!" Just when Kabala and his little friends were stunned, a group of hippogryph knights flying at low altitude hung their hands on their hands. A lot of things that Kabala and other masters are quite familiar with flew over Kabala and others.

"Oh my god! What are you doing, isn't that my dear little yellow duck!"

"Fuck! What are you going to do to my Lan Lan? It's just a mechanical dog. You can't do this. I have worked hard for the coalition forces. You can't treat my personal belongings like this. I want to see His Royal Highness Kajiali! "

The exclamations of the cheating teammates around him sounded, and Kabbalah was immediately changed back to his soul. Master Kabala, who came back to his senses, saw a lot of his experimental products being thrown away by the group of hippogryph knights like garbage to the sea.

Faced with this situation, Master Kabbalah almost kicked his legs in anger for a while.Mistake, Master Kabbalah suddenly remembered that besides the cheating teammates in his team, there was also a group of commanders in the barracks who were always ready to cheat their ancestors.

At this moment, Kabbalah finally knew where the mines in the mine warfare that these unscrupulous commanders had created some time ago came from.

"Damn it! That's my Rubik's Cube, it's not a mine!"

Just when Kabala howled miserably again, a violent explosion erupted from the seats where the Hippogryph knights dropped their things.

A series of deafening explosions silenced the entire battlefield.

Combined with the crystallization of the wisdom of the goblin engineering masters, the Alliance side won the first battle of the mine warfare!The violent explosion made the mouth of the Seine River glow red for a while.

Ignoring the splash of water splashing on his face, Kabala turned around expressionlessly, and looked at the group of cheating teammates who were about to smear the soles of their feet...

"Who the hell can explain to me that the little yellow duck is so explosive? Also, who the hell can explain to me why the explosion effect of that mechanical dog is comparable to a sixth-level explosive magic bomb? Yes, who the hell..." (To be continued...)