Pirates of the Dream
Chapter 296: You are all mighty and majestic good men, so please die as much as you want, I will che
Chapter 290 Six: You are all mighty and majestic good guys, so please die as much as you want, I will cheer you up!
For a good make-up master, it is necessary to pretend to be whoever he is, even if he is playing a role of the opposite gender, he must also be seamless. ╚26nbsp;╝
In addition to the problem of appearance, the biggest difficulty in dressing up as a woman lies in the bones. The bones of women and men are very different, and this is not easy to cover up.Fortunately, Wang Wu is now wearing a full-coverage leather armor suit. The slender curves that a girl should have are covered up in all directions, and it is not easy to see the difference.
The real problem, though, is actually at hand.Because no matter how you cover it up, it is impossible for a person to wear gloves for a lifetime, and once the palms are exposed, then the flaws will also come out.
As a professional golden finger, Wang Wu's palm is quite beautiful, but it is male's beauty, slender and white without losing strength, which is too rigid by women's standards.
However, at this moment, the palm holding Gustav...has no half masculine characteristics! ?
The team members were going crazy, because no matter how they thought about it, it was unreasonable to change the shape of a person's palm, but Wang Wu did it!That soft and silky little hand made even Han Lu feel jealous after seeing it!But it happened...it was actually a man's hand!
The team members were furious in secret, but they didn't notice that the moment the old general shook hands, a flash of light flashed in his eyes.After the palms of the two separated, the old general smiled sincerely: "Welcome to temporarily join the Porcupine Legion!"
Wang Wu nodded: "You're welcome, the daily rental fee is [-] gold coins, and the monthly subscription fee is [-]. It is a cash transaction. No credit is accepted, and installments are not supported."
The old general choked up on the spot, the asking price...much higher than his salary!
However, the blond girl didn't seem to worry about the other party's refusal at all, she smiled and said: "Do you think the price is too high?"
Gustav thought about it and said, "Judging from the strength of the girl, the price is indeed not high, but the cost of the legion is very tight now, I'm afraid..."
Then the girl waved her hand generously: "Then double the price, the daily rental fee is two hundred, and the monthly subscription fee is five thousand. Just say that this is my asking price, and you can talk about the rest with the accountant slowly. The reserve price is the first price." This quotation, I wish you success 7e"
Gustav sighed helplessly: "Deal."
Thus, the happy life of the blonde girl in the Porcupine Legion officially kicked off.
----
For this adventurous team that suddenly appeared in the barracks, most of the soldiers of the Porcupine Legion were [-] points of curiosity, especially when they heard that the girl leading the team was beautiful, with a bold temperament and amazing force... The dream goddess of all imperial people!
In fact, most of the soldiers who witnessed the real person would have a hallucination - they probably really saw the goddess!The girl with waterfall-like blond hair is exactly the one I've been dreaming about!
Of course, since the origin of this team is unknown, the Porcupine Legion will naturally have to do some investigation.Wang Wu claimed to be from a small rich but relatively closed manor at the junction of the Empire and the Northland Alliance.
As for this superb skill, half of it comes from extraordinary talent, and half comes from the guidance of a famous teacher. There is a reclusive northern monk in the manor, who taught her a lot of superb kung fu.The monk had traveled to the mainland, and taught her a lot of common sense about adventure, such as herbal detoxification, which is the unique skill of a monk.
This statement is quite reasonable. The martial monks in the north are very powerful, and the mainland is well-known, and young masters who have received the inheritance of monks are often seen in the empire.As for the further verification work, firstly, the blond girl refused to disclose the location of her hometown, and secondly, there is no extra manpower in the army now, so she went to the border of the empire.
For the sake of safety, Gustav finally sent a dream builder to conduct a simple polygraph test on the blonde girl, and everything went well. The dream builder personally assured: "Her statement is not false."
The old general really didn't expect that there really was such a professional golden finger in this world who could talk nonsense in front of a senior dream builder without changing his face.In a moment of confusion, he believed it to be true, and sighed again and again, his life was smooth and stable, but unexpectedly he was approaching his sixtieth year, but he was lucky one after another.Not only was he rescued from the gate of hell, but he was also able to recruit an imperial wizard to join the legion.
The only point of dissatisfaction is... After returning to the camp, the maidservant was really ruthless. The old general was bruised and bruised all over her body after being pulled and twisted so hard.The military officer in charge of finances in the army told him meticulously: "Your Excellency, you should pay half of the cost of hiring an adventure team yourself."
Still, the deal is worth it.The blond girl entered the barracks in a high-profile manner with the attitude of a queen, and on the day she entered, she resolved an assassination crisis.The despicable and shameless alliance members once again assassinated Gustav and dropped poison on his meals, but the officer in charge of the drug test did not notice any abnormalities at all.Until the old general was about to eat his food, he was slapped by the blond girl.
And after that, the blond girl was wandering around in the barracks, just in time to see the regiment's routine martial arts training.The girl taunted the instructor of the legion, and went into battle herself, knocking the middle-aged instructor who had retired from the guards to the ground within three strokes.Afterwards, the girl took over and taught the soldiers a set of simple boxing techniques. Although the power is not top-notch, the effect of strengthening the body is extraordinary. Obviously, it is the legacy left to her by the northern monk.
In addition, this girl also has considerable experience in small-scale battles, and has a unique vision in grand strategy... In short, she made Gustav truly see what an all-rounder is.
It's a pity that the blond girl didn't come to be recruited as an instructor. She was recruited for one purpose: to find out the team of assassins from the Freedom Alliance.
----
Regarding the assassination incident that happened more than a week ago, the Imperial Army was actually quite shocked.Brent, the head of the first-level legion, almost died in the hands of the alliance assassins. At that time, there was obviously a master-level dream builder in the field, but that team of assassins went away, all the way deep into the hinterland of the empire, and is currently missing!
A hidden assassin is ten times more terrifying than an exposed assassin!And a team of assassins who have a chance to assassinate Brent... I am afraid that few people in the empire can stop him!
In order to deal with this Wang Wu, the emperor's side did everything they could, and even invited the holy high priest to personally launch divination in an attempt to lock the opponent's position.However, after the high priest inquired about the gods, he sighed and said nothing more.
Divination does not work, and the imperial people can only find Wang Wu's trace through normal means.As for the Porcupine Legion, because their location was very close to where Wang Wu disappeared, they were also under considerable pressure, asking them to find clues about Wang Wu as soon as possible.
Now, there are indeed clues—not long ago, the alliance assassins assassinated General Gustav, and they almost succeeded!Although the assassins did not show their traces, it was obvious that they were hiding nearby!
However, when they really searched, the Porcupine Legion found nothing, and they couldn't get a clue at all.
Regarding this, the blond girl just sneered: "Wake up, if he can be caught by you idiots, he won't be worth the price I charge. The other party is a master thief, and it's not so easy to reveal his whereabouts."
In the meeting room, dozens of military officers were ridiculed by the blond girl wantonly, and each of them was extremely ashamed and indignant. One of them couldn't bear it and asked loudly, "Then what do you want to do!?"
The blond girl said: "It's very simple. That alliance thief is a very proud character. He is very confident in his kung fu. Although he is not the top master in the mainland, his arrogant personality is one of the best in the world. To deal with such a character, we must Just use the aggressive method."
"Stimulus method?"
The blond girl smiled and said: "The easiest way is to hang a flag directly in the center of the city and write to Wang Wu, idiot, I guess that guy can't help but jump out to make trouble. Either cut the flag, or It is to raise a new flag next to the flagpole, or to kill people and set fire to the city... But in short, with such a flag, there is no need to worry about him not showing up!"
Dozens of officers looked at each other in blank silence.And the other members of the adventure team who entered the conference room with the blonde girl nodded vigorously, thinking: "This grandson really knows me very well..."
Based on what the few of them know about Wang Wu, if someone really used this mentally retarded provocative method openly...then Wang Wu would definitely be recruited by the mentally retarded openly. Although this guy is terribly powerful in some aspects, but in some aspects But he was stupid as hell, thanks to him knowing it!
General Gustav, who presided over the meeting, was quite moved by this idea.For this miraculous blonde girl, the old general had an instinctive sense of trust.
"Okay, let's write the flag, this time we must let that alliance thief die here!"
The blond girl sneered on the spot: "Die here? You really have great vision, even I didn't dare to expect to keep him here, at most a few teammates... As a thief, fighting may not be so fierce , but he is first-class sharp when escaping his life. Even the master-level dream builder in Mozhou City can't keep him, just rely on you?"
Gustav was not angry either, and said with a smile, "Girl, aren't you here?"
The blond girl looked at him, and said very unhappy: "Old man, are you asking me to seduce that Wang Wu? I'm sorry we only sell art and not ourselves."
"...I mean, girl, you have amazing martial arts skills and extraordinary wisdom. You will definitely make that little thief die without a place to die!"
"Although I am indeed amazing in martial arts, wisdom, and beauty, I still can't beat me if I should. Even if I can really fight, then we have to work hard. We only sell our skills, not our lives."
After the blond girl finished speaking, she waved her hand: "I've come up with an idea, and I'll leave the rest to you. As the imperial concubine, a group of mighty and majestic men, you don't have to be a beautiful girl to do it, right?"
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For a good make-up master, it is necessary to pretend to be whoever he is, even if he is playing a role of the opposite gender, he must also be seamless. ╚26nbsp;╝
In addition to the problem of appearance, the biggest difficulty in dressing up as a woman lies in the bones. The bones of women and men are very different, and this is not easy to cover up.Fortunately, Wang Wu is now wearing a full-coverage leather armor suit. The slender curves that a girl should have are covered up in all directions, and it is not easy to see the difference.
The real problem, though, is actually at hand.Because no matter how you cover it up, it is impossible for a person to wear gloves for a lifetime, and once the palms are exposed, then the flaws will also come out.
As a professional golden finger, Wang Wu's palm is quite beautiful, but it is male's beauty, slender and white without losing strength, which is too rigid by women's standards.
However, at this moment, the palm holding Gustav...has no half masculine characteristics! ?
The team members were going crazy, because no matter how they thought about it, it was unreasonable to change the shape of a person's palm, but Wang Wu did it!That soft and silky little hand made even Han Lu feel jealous after seeing it!But it happened...it was actually a man's hand!
The team members were furious in secret, but they didn't notice that the moment the old general shook hands, a flash of light flashed in his eyes.After the palms of the two separated, the old general smiled sincerely: "Welcome to temporarily join the Porcupine Legion!"
Wang Wu nodded: "You're welcome, the daily rental fee is [-] gold coins, and the monthly subscription fee is [-]. It is a cash transaction. No credit is accepted, and installments are not supported."
The old general choked up on the spot, the asking price...much higher than his salary!
However, the blond girl didn't seem to worry about the other party's refusal at all, she smiled and said: "Do you think the price is too high?"
Gustav thought about it and said, "Judging from the strength of the girl, the price is indeed not high, but the cost of the legion is very tight now, I'm afraid..."
Then the girl waved her hand generously: "Then double the price, the daily rental fee is two hundred, and the monthly subscription fee is five thousand. Just say that this is my asking price, and you can talk about the rest with the accountant slowly. The reserve price is the first price." This quotation, I wish you success 7e"
Gustav sighed helplessly: "Deal."
Thus, the happy life of the blonde girl in the Porcupine Legion officially kicked off.
----
For this adventurous team that suddenly appeared in the barracks, most of the soldiers of the Porcupine Legion were [-] points of curiosity, especially when they heard that the girl leading the team was beautiful, with a bold temperament and amazing force... The dream goddess of all imperial people!
In fact, most of the soldiers who witnessed the real person would have a hallucination - they probably really saw the goddess!The girl with waterfall-like blond hair is exactly the one I've been dreaming about!
Of course, since the origin of this team is unknown, the Porcupine Legion will naturally have to do some investigation.Wang Wu claimed to be from a small rich but relatively closed manor at the junction of the Empire and the Northland Alliance.
As for this superb skill, half of it comes from extraordinary talent, and half comes from the guidance of a famous teacher. There is a reclusive northern monk in the manor, who taught her a lot of superb kung fu.The monk had traveled to the mainland, and taught her a lot of common sense about adventure, such as herbal detoxification, which is the unique skill of a monk.
This statement is quite reasonable. The martial monks in the north are very powerful, and the mainland is well-known, and young masters who have received the inheritance of monks are often seen in the empire.As for the further verification work, firstly, the blond girl refused to disclose the location of her hometown, and secondly, there is no extra manpower in the army now, so she went to the border of the empire.
For the sake of safety, Gustav finally sent a dream builder to conduct a simple polygraph test on the blonde girl, and everything went well. The dream builder personally assured: "Her statement is not false."
The old general really didn't expect that there really was such a professional golden finger in this world who could talk nonsense in front of a senior dream builder without changing his face.In a moment of confusion, he believed it to be true, and sighed again and again, his life was smooth and stable, but unexpectedly he was approaching his sixtieth year, but he was lucky one after another.Not only was he rescued from the gate of hell, but he was also able to recruit an imperial wizard to join the legion.
The only point of dissatisfaction is... After returning to the camp, the maidservant was really ruthless. The old general was bruised and bruised all over her body after being pulled and twisted so hard.The military officer in charge of finances in the army told him meticulously: "Your Excellency, you should pay half of the cost of hiring an adventure team yourself."
Still, the deal is worth it.The blond girl entered the barracks in a high-profile manner with the attitude of a queen, and on the day she entered, she resolved an assassination crisis.The despicable and shameless alliance members once again assassinated Gustav and dropped poison on his meals, but the officer in charge of the drug test did not notice any abnormalities at all.Until the old general was about to eat his food, he was slapped by the blond girl.
And after that, the blond girl was wandering around in the barracks, just in time to see the regiment's routine martial arts training.The girl taunted the instructor of the legion, and went into battle herself, knocking the middle-aged instructor who had retired from the guards to the ground within three strokes.Afterwards, the girl took over and taught the soldiers a set of simple boxing techniques. Although the power is not top-notch, the effect of strengthening the body is extraordinary. Obviously, it is the legacy left to her by the northern monk.
In addition, this girl also has considerable experience in small-scale battles, and has a unique vision in grand strategy... In short, she made Gustav truly see what an all-rounder is.
It's a pity that the blond girl didn't come to be recruited as an instructor. She was recruited for one purpose: to find out the team of assassins from the Freedom Alliance.
----
Regarding the assassination incident that happened more than a week ago, the Imperial Army was actually quite shocked.Brent, the head of the first-level legion, almost died in the hands of the alliance assassins. At that time, there was obviously a master-level dream builder in the field, but that team of assassins went away, all the way deep into the hinterland of the empire, and is currently missing!
A hidden assassin is ten times more terrifying than an exposed assassin!And a team of assassins who have a chance to assassinate Brent... I am afraid that few people in the empire can stop him!
In order to deal with this Wang Wu, the emperor's side did everything they could, and even invited the holy high priest to personally launch divination in an attempt to lock the opponent's position.However, after the high priest inquired about the gods, he sighed and said nothing more.
Divination does not work, and the imperial people can only find Wang Wu's trace through normal means.As for the Porcupine Legion, because their location was very close to where Wang Wu disappeared, they were also under considerable pressure, asking them to find clues about Wang Wu as soon as possible.
Now, there are indeed clues—not long ago, the alliance assassins assassinated General Gustav, and they almost succeeded!Although the assassins did not show their traces, it was obvious that they were hiding nearby!
However, when they really searched, the Porcupine Legion found nothing, and they couldn't get a clue at all.
Regarding this, the blond girl just sneered: "Wake up, if he can be caught by you idiots, he won't be worth the price I charge. The other party is a master thief, and it's not so easy to reveal his whereabouts."
In the meeting room, dozens of military officers were ridiculed by the blond girl wantonly, and each of them was extremely ashamed and indignant. One of them couldn't bear it and asked loudly, "Then what do you want to do!?"
The blond girl said: "It's very simple. That alliance thief is a very proud character. He is very confident in his kung fu. Although he is not the top master in the mainland, his arrogant personality is one of the best in the world. To deal with such a character, we must Just use the aggressive method."
"Stimulus method?"
The blond girl smiled and said: "The easiest way is to hang a flag directly in the center of the city and write to Wang Wu, idiot, I guess that guy can't help but jump out to make trouble. Either cut the flag, or It is to raise a new flag next to the flagpole, or to kill people and set fire to the city... But in short, with such a flag, there is no need to worry about him not showing up!"
Dozens of officers looked at each other in blank silence.And the other members of the adventure team who entered the conference room with the blonde girl nodded vigorously, thinking: "This grandson really knows me very well..."
Based on what the few of them know about Wang Wu, if someone really used this mentally retarded provocative method openly...then Wang Wu would definitely be recruited by the mentally retarded openly. Although this guy is terribly powerful in some aspects, but in some aspects But he was stupid as hell, thanks to him knowing it!
General Gustav, who presided over the meeting, was quite moved by this idea.For this miraculous blonde girl, the old general had an instinctive sense of trust.
"Okay, let's write the flag, this time we must let that alliance thief die here!"
The blond girl sneered on the spot: "Die here? You really have great vision, even I didn't dare to expect to keep him here, at most a few teammates... As a thief, fighting may not be so fierce , but he is first-class sharp when escaping his life. Even the master-level dream builder in Mozhou City can't keep him, just rely on you?"
Gustav was not angry either, and said with a smile, "Girl, aren't you here?"
The blond girl looked at him, and said very unhappy: "Old man, are you asking me to seduce that Wang Wu? I'm sorry we only sell art and not ourselves."
"...I mean, girl, you have amazing martial arts skills and extraordinary wisdom. You will definitely make that little thief die without a place to die!"
"Although I am indeed amazing in martial arts, wisdom, and beauty, I still can't beat me if I should. Even if I can really fight, then we have to work hard. We only sell our skills, not our lives."
After the blond girl finished speaking, she waved her hand: "I've come up with an idea, and I'll leave the rest to you. As the imperial concubine, a group of mighty and majestic men, you don't have to be a beautiful girl to do it, right?"
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