Pirates of the Dream

Wang Wu's smug sand table deduction, once again suffered a disastrous defeat. More than 400 mixed soldiers of various arms were chopped down like ants climbing a tree, while Yinshuang's resurrected soldiers raised their heads to the sky and screamed like whipping corpses.

This is your mother... is it too naked to open up?

When he regained consciousness from the sand table, Wang Wu was frightened and angry, but cheers rang out from around him.

"The little princess is amazing!"

"His Royal Highness Yinshuang is really a god!"

"Your Highness Yinshuang, we love you!"

Wang Wu was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, do you guys still have honor and shame! ?It's nothing more than pink and silver cream, and it's also pink when it's open! ?You are simply brainless fans!

However, when questioned, the students were plausible. The values ​​​​of the northerners are completely different from those of the Freedom Alliance and the Holy Empire.Wang Wu's ambush battle is indeed beautiful, but Yinshuang's battle song comeback is in line with my aesthetics.

I you uncle!

Wang Wu walked away with a flick of his sleeves, tears streaming down his face.

-

"Right now, the three aspects of morality, intelligence, and physique...have collapsed across the board."

In a dark and damp basement room in Stormwind City, the atmosphere of conspiracy is dense, as the candlelight flickers on and off, a tired voice said so.

"Next, there are only two big pieces left, the United States and Lao."

At this time, an old man's voice couldn't help but interrupt.

"Are you still going to continue working?"

"Of course, this is our only hope of victory, returning to the real plane. I don't even want to taste the taste of nuclear fusion."

"Then what are you going to do? Virtue, intelligence and physique, the only field you have a chance of winning is defeated by Yinshuang, leaving Mei and Lao... Do you think you can be more beautiful than Yinshuang?"

Saying that, the old man couldn't help laughing.

Yinshuang's beauty is famous throughout the continent, although when she was 14 years old, she was limited by her loli figure.The sexiness is not good, but if a six-year-old girl is used as the standard, Yinshuang is absolutely unparalleled.

Although beauty is subjective, in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Alibudas, but Yinshuang is obviously a monster who can represent the fundamental aesthetics of the masses.Fighting beauty with Yinshuang?It is really hitting a stone with an egg.

"Hmph, hitting a rock with an egg? Speaking of which, the last time she used a thousand berserkers against my motley army, was it different to hit a rock with an egg? What happened?"

Niu Meng said: "He is one of the planes in the deep dream."

"You can cheat in the plane!?"

Niu Meng suppressed a smile: "Since that kind of war song can be effective, it means that it is also a skill that is allowed by default in the sand table deduction. If someone wins within the rules, it is not considered cheating."

"She didn't set the rules herself... bitch, bitch! But this also gave me an inspiration, she can cheat, why can't I?"

"Oh, how are you going to cheat?"

Wang Wu sneered: "I'm always going to be in a beauty pageant! Participate in person, and then operate in a black box!"

"..." The great shaman lost his temper on the spot.

-

The first "Beautiful Loli Selection Competition" in Stormwind City was in full swing amidst the din of gongs and drums.

A tryout of very dubious nature.It is said that it was sponsored by a big local tyrant from the Freedom Alliance and organized by a group of boring Northland artists in Stormwind City.

As the saying goes, masters are famous, and there is no valid reason to build this kind of aircraft on the northern snowfields that admire blood and muscle. They will only be arrested by the sheriffs of Stormwind City for the crime of mob rape and go to the small black house to pick up soap .

And these Northland artists are worthy of being masters of art.Really came up with a very shameless reason.

The first is to promote the cultural construction of the Northland. Since ancient times, the culture of the Northland has been weak on the mainland, and has been evaluated as a barbaric culture, a culture that drinks blood like hair... Weakness in culture means weakness in the soft power of the Northland.It is very unfavorable to further promote the development of Beidi Chuang.In order to effectively improve the cultural environment of the Northland, strengthen publicity, and promote the beauty of the Northland to all countries in the mainland, it is necessary to hold such a cultural event.

This reason was so imposing that it stunned many people on the spot, but many people realized the problem.

Even if it is to promote the beauty of the Northland... The Northland is so big, there are countless beautiful things, why do you want to engage in such obscene activities as loli beauty pageants?

The artists gave an answer very frankly. They claimed: the future of the Northland depends on the growth of the next generation. The youth is strong, the Northland is strong, and the youth is beautiful, the Northland is beautiful. In order to reflect the beauty of the Northland, show the Northland For an infinitely bright future, of course it is necessary to select a suitable publicity target... that is, loli.

Such logic is flawless, at least those magistrates who are full of brains really can't find fault, and this activity can promote the economic construction of Stormwind City, so they had no choice but to stamp the big seal and let it go.

Due to the strong support of the sponsors, the loli beauty pageant attracted a large-scale team in Stormwind. From organization planning to actual execution, they were all elite personnel from Stormwind City.Sprinkle a lot of publicity expenses, and soon became famous in the city.

To be honest, for ordinary people in Stormwind City, any promotion of Northland culture is nonsense. For those idle people in Northland, six or seven-year-old girls are obviously not as mature as those mature girls with big breasts and fat buttocks. Interesting—to some extent, the Northland is indeed a culturally backward country.

But beauty pageants soon present an irresistible lure.

The beauty pageant champion will receive a grand prize worth more than [-] gold coins, and will also receive the title of nobleman of the Liberty League!

This is very unusual, [-] gold coins, enough to buy a villa in the heart of Stormwind City, a place where every inch of land is expensive, plus a full set of servants and housekeepers.If you use it to visit the red light district, it is enough to visit until you are exhausted and rotten.As for the title of nobility of the Liberty League, that's a big deal.For the culturally disadvantaged northerners, the mainland's economy and culture are the aristocratic titles of a prosperous free alliance, which is as elusive as the stars in the sky.

Of course, this is also because of the lack of news in the Northland. Most of them treat the nobles of the Freedom Alliance and the nobles of the Holy Empire as equals, but they did not expect that the government of the Freedom Alliance created honorary nobles in order to generate income...

In any case, the rewards for the first prize are generous enough, and although the second and third prizes come second, they are still exciting enough. Even the encouragement prize has a bonus of more than [-] gold coins.

It is unbelievable to the Northlanders to spend so much money like this, and it can only be done by the prosperous and powerful Liberty Alliance. For a while, gossip about the Northland beauty contest spread all over the streets, and the competition soon became the hottest topic in the local area.

As the saying goes, there must be a brave man under a great reward. Such a generous bonus has indeed attracted a large number of brave men. They are Eskis from the far north, with an average height of more than two meters, and a strong body that is close to a square. stature.

When these people flocked to the registration office, they felt as if a dark cloud had covered the sun, and they said in a low voice, "We want to register!"

The welcoming lady at the registration office was dumbfounded on the spot: "Sign up? You!?"

"Yes, it's us. We ran all the way from the snow to Stormwind City. I just heard that you have a competition here. We brothers are still hoping to win the first prize!"

The welcoming lady suddenly collapsed: "You guys are mistaken! This is not a bodybuilding competition, but a beauty pageant!"

The Eski was furious: "Where are we not beautiful!? Look at our muscles and chest hair!"

Miss Yingbin was too frightened by the sharp muscles and knitted sweater-like chest hair, and said in a low voice, "But we are selecting Lolita..."

Several Eskimos looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Lolita? What's that?"

"How did we hear it was Billy?"

"That's right, if Lori has anything to choose, it's more meaningful to choose Billy!"

Miss Yingbin gritted her teeth: choose your mother!

Several Eskis argued and finally decided to stay here.

"We don't care, I came all the way to come to you, we can't just forget about it!"

"Yes, if you don't give a bonus, you won't leave!"

"We're not leaving!"

The welcome lady was terrified: among the barbarians, the Eskis with the lowest IQ are going to be a guest robber?They...they won't rape me, will they?Well, looking forward to it...

Just as she was thinking about it, she heard a cold snort coming from behind the registration office, and the welcome lady's eyes blurred, and she saw those muscular bodies flying out of the house one by one, forming a miserable arhat tower.

"Dare to be presumptuous here, you don't know how to live or die!"

Although Miss Yingbin didn't know what happened, she also knew that behind her, that is, the organizer of the beauty pageant, there must be some experts hiding, at least to solve a dozen or so Eskimos silently, only experts and experts can do it.

What a relief, but what is this faint regret! ?

-

With enough budget, enough gimmicks, and enough expert escorts, one month later, the first Lolita selection contest in Stormwind City kicked off smoothly.

The trial schedule is designed to be ten days. In the past month, the organizer has collected more than two hundred pretty and lovely girls from the Northland, the Freedom Alliance and even the Holy Empire. They come from different countries, different races, and speak different things. Language, the only thing they have in common is... cute enough!

The beautiful lolis selected from the hundreds of millions of people in the mainland are all carefully crafted works of art by the creator. Although the little girls are a little noisy when they get together, but the gathering of hundreds of beauties is enough for some people to hear the news. The eccentrics who arrived felt like they were in paradise.

And in such an atmosphere, the game officially began.Seeing that all the procedures were progressing smoothly, Wang Wu and Niu Meng, who were behind the scenes, nodded secretly.

By the way, Princess Yinshuang, the most popular loli to win the championship in the North, actually didn't sign up for the competition at all. (Your support on this site is my biggest motivation.)