You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?.

Chapter 13 Let's talk about our own things. You call me Senior Brother and I call you Brother.
Zhang Feihong's face went numb for two seconds before he felt the pain.

Seeing his stunned look, Li Shouling waved at him.

The village chief saw him still lying on the ground in a daze and hit him with his walking stick.

"Go ahead, Feihong!"

Zhang Feihong shuddered and walked over with his face covered.

Perhaps he usually displeased many villagers.

At this moment, Zhang Feihong, who was covering her face and looking like a young wife, made many villagers laugh.

Li Shouling asked again.

"How is it? Does it make any noise?"

He stammered and didn't dare to answer.

Immortal power swirls for two weeks!
Snapped!
Li Shouling slapped him again with his backhand.

This made Zhang Feihong's ears buzz and stars appeared in front of his eyes.

Without asking him any more questions, Li Shouling turned to the villagers.

"Do you think a slap makes a sound?"

"ring!"

“Sound!”

“It’s very loud!”

Voices of agreement came one after another.

Yaya's face was flushed.

In her entire life, no one had ever been able to vent her anger like this.

Looking at Zhang Yu Niang again, she was already frightened silly.

Although she really wanted to help Zhang Feihong up, she didn't dare to go over under the current circumstances.

After dealing with Zhang Feihong who didn't speak human language, Li Shouling asked Yaya.

"Do you remember how many times she hit you?"

Yaya thought about it carefully, and then said uncertainly: "It seems to be three times?"

Upon hearing this, the candy shop owner two tables away immediately started to make a fuss.

"Impossible! I've seen it more than three times!"

Thinking that he had lost so much money, it was probably because Zhang Yuniang had made the immortal unhappy, and now that he had found the opportunity to trick her, he would not let it go.

Soon after, other people started to make a fuss.

"I saw it six or seven times, and they all spanked the buttocks!"

"I've seen it seven or eight times, spanking someone with a shovel!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I've seen it more than ten times, spanking someone's butt with a big iron pan!"

The more he talks, the more outrageous it becomes.

The more Zhang Yu Niang listened, the more frightened she became, fearing that the immortal would believe their lies.

Looking at the excited crowd, Li Shouling was very surprised. They were so excited, weren’t they afraid that they would be the next one?
But the focus is not on them now.

"Since there are so many different opinions, I'll just believe Yaya."

Zhang Yu Niang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this.

But when she saw the immortal taking out the plate, her heart tightened again.

"You hit Yaya three times in public, so I'll hit you three times in public too. Isn't that fair?"

The old village chief watched the fun and stroked his beard, responding: "As expected of an immortal, you are extremely fair!"

Seeing what the village chief said, Zhang Yu Niang had no choice but to put on a smile that wouldn't be so ugly even if her mother died.

"Fair... fair."

The moment the words fell, a loud noise spread throughout the ancestral temple.

Zhang Yu Niang let out a strange, sharp cry, jumped high, and then fell to the ground.

She had a feeling that if he was hit three times with that kind of force, the person might be dead.

So, driven by instinct, she stood up and ran.

But as soon as I lifted my legs, I found that I couldn't run.

She felt as if her shoulders were clamped tightly by an iron clamp and she couldn't move at all.

Li Shouling immediately knew that it was a herbal medicine.

He suppressed the urge to smile and handed over another plate.

There were no strange screams this time.

Because her eyes rolled back and she fainted from the pain.

Shengyao felt the person in his hand lose strength and squeezed it slightly.

The pain in her shoulder immediately woke Zhang Yu Niang up.

The next moment came the third time.

With the last move, Li Shouling circulated his energy to three cycles in one breath.

The force is three times that of an ordinary person and the plate is directly broken into pieces.

Zhang Yu Niang fainted again.

After dealing with Zhang Yu Niang, Li Shouling looked at the man who had been knocked to the ground by Yaya.

"You, the hand that patted Yaya just now was your right hand, right?"

Li Shouling said this and raised his right hand.

"Then I'll pat you with my right hand, too."

The iron claws reflecting the cold light instantly completely dissipated the man's drunkenness.

That's the claw of an immortal!

Who knows if he will be slapped in the middle and split into two?

There were rumors in the next village that there was a landslide after heavy rain.

Just as the village was about to be flooded, the immortals in Caiyun Cave moved the mountain away.

This great power will come to me...

Men dare not even think about it.

He immediately ran to Yaya.

"I'm sorry, Yaya. Uncle kowtows to you to apologize!"

The sound of banging and banging was endless.

As if afraid that this was not enough, he took out more than twenty copper coins from his pocket.

"I only have these copper coins. I just stained your roast chicken. You can buy a new one."

"Please, Yaya, please let your uncle go, okay?"

While begging for mercy, he kowtowed to Yaya.

He is also considered a smart man.

When he sobered up, the first thing he realized was that begging for mercy from Yaya would be more effective than asking an immortal for mercy.

Thinking that although she was in a mess just now, it didn't hurt much, Yaya softened her heart again.

Especially when he saw that he gave all the copper coins he had to himself and his forehead was bleeding.

So he looked at his brother.

"Yaya is not mad at him anymore, so let's leave it at that."

Li Shouling nodded and said to him, "Yaya has said so, get up and go back to your seat."

Upon hearing this, he immediately expressed his gratitude to Yaya, stood up and walked back.

But after taking only two steps, I felt a huge force coming from my butt.

The whole person flew out more than one meter and lay on the ground in a dog-eating-shit posture.

There was laughter all around.

Feeling the burning pain in his buttocks, the man was immediately ecstatic.

He can feel pain and still stand up, which means the immortal will not kill him!

Without caring about other people's ridicule, he immediately nodded and bowed to Li Shouling.

"Thank you for not killing me, Immortal, thank you very much..."

As he spoke, he returned to his seat.

Of course, he could only stand now.

After this incident of killing the chicken to scare the monkey, no one dared to think of bullying Yaya anymore.

After dinner, Li Shouling gave instructions to the village chief.

"Zhang Pandi hasn't shown up yet. It might be because it's too unusual for him to come to the ancestral temple every day."

Village Chief Zhang was stunned.

"The immortal means..."

Li Shouling drank a sip of juice and said, "Starting tomorrow, don't mobilize so many troops like this."

Touched Yaya’s head.

"I just want to eat whatever I want."

After saying that, he suddenly remembered something.

"But make these into individual portions and send them to my senior brother's room."

When Shengyao heard this, a slight light of joy appeared in his eyes under the gauze.

After the meal, everyone left.

Yaya also returned to her home.

On the way back to the restaurant, a voice suddenly sounded beside Li Shouling's empty body.

"Junior Brother Ziwei, how old are you this year?"

Li Shouling was used to it and was not scared.

"Almost seventeen, what?"

"Sure enough, he's older than me! I'm only fifteen years old~"

"Hey~" Li Shouling laughed and said, "It's quite strange to call a girl younger than you "senior brother"."

The herbal medicine has its head exposed alone.

"It feels weird, right? Then when you're not in Caiyun Cave, just call me sister, how about that?"

Li Shouling paused.

"Sister~" he called with a smile.

Herbal medicine also laughed.

"elder brother!"

She thought to herself, now I don’t have to envy Yaya anymore.

Not long after the two returned to the restaurant, there was a knock on Li Shouling's door.

It was Yaya. She left her things and money at home and came over.

"Brother, Yaya wants to tell you something."

Li Shouling thought of the way she seemed to be hesitant to speak when he first met her.

"Well, Yaya, come in and talk."

After the two sat down, Li Shouling asked, "What's the matter?"

Sadness visibly crept onto Yaya’s smiling face.

"It's my sister... Zhang Pandi."

(End of this chapter)