You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?.

Chapter 29: Welcome from a Lady

Li Shouling saw Erhuang Haozi rushing over and subconsciously wanted to swing his Yuanying fetus over.

Fortunately, he slid to his knees quickly and escaped death.

Seeing him coming here to worship, Li Shouling immediately refused.

"I'm not interested in taking in younger brothers. Stay away from me."

After saying this, he returned to the carriage.

But Erhuang Haozi changed his position and stopped him again.

"But I'm interested in you being my big brother!"

Li Shouling ignored him, walked around him and continued walking towards the carriage.

"Brother, if you want to go to Longqian Town, I can help you a lot. No matter what it is, as long as you open your mouth, I can handle it!"

"Humph!" Li Shouling snorted coldly, "No matter how nice you say, I can't possibly accept a man who flirts with women as my younger brother."

This time he didn't stop her, but...

"Brother, I swear I will change! I will never tease other people's girls again in my life!"

After saying that, he ran to Li Liuxia and knelt down.

"Girl, I was wrong!"

As he said this, he slapped himself in the face.

"I'm sorry I made a mistake just now!"

Snapped!
"I don't ask for forgiveness, young lady."

Snapped!
"I'm a bastard, I deserve to be beaten, I just keep beating myself..."

Snapped!
"Until Miss Li is satisfied!"

clap clap clap...

Although Li Liuxia couldn't see him attacking with both hands, she could tell from the crackling sounds that he really didn't hold back.

She frowned slightly, clicked her tongue, and waved her hand.

"That's all. I have to get going."

Erhuang Mouse paused.

The swollen face smiled happily and said: "Miss Li is so generous! Thank you for your forgiveness!"

After saying this, he ran towards Li Shouling.

He turned back halfway through the run and added.

"By the way, if you need any help, you can always come to me!"

Li Shouling had already returned to the carriage.

The coachman has also pacified the giant horse and is ready to set off at any time.

Erhuang Haozi came up and sat next to Li Shouling.

"Brother, did you see that? From today on, from now on, I will change my ways!"

"If you're still not satisfied, when we get to Longqian Town, you supervise me and I'll go and apologize to all the girls I've flirted with one by one!"

Li Shouling glanced at him.

Why does it feel like... he flirts with quite a few people?
Thinking of this, he didn't want this younger brother even more.

So he said nothing, crossed his arms and prepared to go back to sleep.

But Li Liuxia came over at this time.

"Thank you for saving my life, young man. Liuxia doesn't have anything valuable, so I'll just give you a grain of rice."

As he spoke, he took out a grain of rice as white as jade.

Li Shouling took a look and felt a little curious.

"What's the use of this rice?"

Seeing that he did not refuse, Li Liuxia smiled slightly.

"This thing is a relic of a mi lady. It can predict good and bad luck."

"You see it should be white now, but if it encounters danger, it will gradually turn red."

"The more dangerous you are, the darker its color."

"Until it turns completely black, it means death."

"When that time comes, don't think about anything else and just run away with all your might."

This made Li Shouling feel quite novel, so he took the grain of rice and put it together with the severed hand.

At this time, the severed hand had recovered from its previous dry state.

After closing the sachet again, he went back to sleep.

This time he slept very soundly and was not woken up until he reached the Longqian Town Post Station.

After parting with Erhuang Haozi and Li Liuxia, he walked out of the post station.

As soon as I came out, I saw a familiar figure - it was Cai Nu.

Still looks so beautiful.

The only difference is that she was wearing a mental illness suit before, but now she is wearing a black Taoist robe.

As soon as she met Li Shouling, she greeted him excitedly.

"Little junior brother!"

The girl happily ran over and looked him up and down. "Tsk tsk tsk tsk~ Junior brother looks quite handsome in his Taoist robe~"

Li Shouling's face turned slightly red, he coughed lightly, and turned his head away.

"Thank you for the compliment, Senior Brother."

The beautiful girl jumped two steps, tilted her body, and faced Li Shouling again.

"Are you shy? Shy little junior brother is also very good-looking!"

Li Shouling's face turned even redder.

He was just an ordinary student before.

I didn’t understand these things in elementary and junior high school, and in high school all I did was prepare for exams. When have I ever experienced this?

So the embarrassed Li Shouling decided to change the subject.

"By the way, this time Master asked me to help, what exactly is it?"

He scratched his head and said, "I am only at the tenth level of cultivation now. Can I really help?"

The girl put her arms around his neck.

"Of course!"

"I'm going to tell you something, please listen carefully!"

Li Shouling hummed but didn't dare to nod, for fear of touching something he shouldn't touch.

"We are here to deal with the red and white conflict this time."

"Do you know that red and white collide with each other?"

"I don't know." Li Shouling said honestly.

"Well, to put it simply, there is a wedding procession carrying a sedan chair for a ghost marriage, and a funeral procession carrying a coffin, and there are dead people on both sides."

"They squeezed people in between and injected great evil energy into them, killing them."

Li Shouling shuddered at the thought of being sandwiched between two groups of dead people.

The girl felt that he was afraid, and she hugged his neck even tighter.

"Don't be afraid, little brother. It's not a very dangerous thing."

"In the past, any of our brothers could kill both sides at the same time."

Li Shouling: ...

No, are you all so fierce?
Just from the tone, there should be a but...

Sure enough, as soon as Li Shouling thought of it, the girl spoke.

"But this time, it's a little unusual..."

"We can't touch or feel the filth, but they can touch us in a way similar to possession."

"Of course, there is a solution."

"Senior Brother Tianji has come up with a solution."

"First, we need to lure them to appear, possess us, and pull us into the illusion."

"Then, we need someone to enter the illusion together but not be possessed, and he will ensure the safety of the bait."

"Finally, a fourth person is needed to kill the filth from the outside and dispel the illusion."

After hearing this, Li Shouling understood.

"So you need me to be the bait?"

The girl nodded.

"That's right! That's what it means!"

Li Shouling thought about it.

"Then you or Senior Brother Tianji will protect me and the other person in the illusion."

"Yes! To be more precise, Senior Brother Tianji protected us."

"Then who is responsible for breaking the illusion?"

"Long Geng, he has great cultivation and extraordinary strength, he will be responsible for the kill without fail."

The girl let go of Li Shouling and raised four fingers.

“In total, there are four steps.”

"The first step is for the two of us to act as bait to attract the filth to appear."

"The second step is to let the filth take over and pull us into the illusion."

"The third step is to bring out the red and white collision evil again."

"The fourth step, breaking the evil!"

Li Shouling nodded, and then suddenly realized a problem.

"Wait, how exactly are we going to attract the filth to appear?"

A meaningful smile suddenly appeared on Cainu's face.

"Worship."

"Worship?"

"Yes, you and I will get married!"

(End of this chapter)