You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?.

Chapter 31: Loud gongs and drums!

These impolite words made the faces of several people in the room change slightly.

Tianji sneered.

"Just because one person is missing, we won't give you face. You guys are pretty generous."

One of the quintuplets snorted.

"Of course, our Xiuxian Sect even has to give face to the current emperor, let alone your small Caiyun Cave?"

Tianji raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at Li Shouling's clothes.

There was a magical weapon that was made with the efforts of the entire Yuanying Sect.

The girl said with a sigh, "Are you monks usually like this? Aren't you afraid of offending others?"

When the other monk heard her speak, he gave her a lewd look.

The girl noticed his gaze and glared at him unhappily.

He was not angry when he was glared at, but smiled instead.

"Oh, the little girl looks so pretty even when she glares at people. It looks like she doesn't have to worry about offending anyone."

"After all... who would be angry with such a pretty face?"

"But after all, you don't know the rules. How about coming to my place tonight and I'll teach you a lesson?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Tianji immediately narrowed his eyes and looked over.

There was a faint halo spinning behind him.

Li Shouling even slammed the table and stood up.

"How about I teach you how to speak human language now?"

Unexpectedly, when the monk was about to get angry, the brother next to him held his shoulders.

"Oh my, I just realized that this young boy is so handsome. Why don't we come together tonight?"

He chuckled twice and said, "The little girl came to learn, and you~ come to teach me how to speak human language?"

Huang Youtian was sweating profusely as he watched from the sidelines, fearing that a fight would break out.

Li Shouling felt a chill and couldn't help swearing.

"You he……"

Before he could finish his words, Tianji on the side suddenly snorted coldly.

The halo behind him suddenly solidified, and emitted a faint golden glow.

The quintuplets felt as if a mountain was pressing down on them. The seats beneath them broke at the same time and they sat down on the ground.

"People have tongues for eating and talking. If you keep farting there, I'll pull your tongues out!"

The quintuplets were horrified.

They were lying on the ground like five dogs, but they were actually struggling as hard as they could.

But no matter how hard he tried to push his cultivation forward, it was of no avail.

Even the golden elixir was motionless!

After realizing the gap between the two sides, they wanted to give in.

but……

Under such heavy pressure, they couldn't even open their mouths!
Mayor Huang Youtian wanted to give some advice.

But when he saw Tianji's face, which was trying hard to suppress murderous intent, he held back his words.

He looked at the devout men and women around him again.

They have already started eating.

It's obviously useless to beg them for help as you are acting so affectionately to each other without caring about others.

In the end, Tianji took a deep breath and relieved the pressure.

The quintuplets suddenly felt relieved and gasped for breath.

Tianji snorted coldly.

"Killing you now would only reduce my merits, so I will spare your lives."

His cold eyes swept over their heads.

"I hope you won't commit suicide!"

After saying that, he sat down to eat again.

The girl clapped her hands.

"Sixth Senior Brother was awesome this time. He managed to hold back and not kill the whole family!"

Li Shouling, who was originally a little annoyed, couldn't help but be stunned for a long time after hearing this.

He suddenly remembered the first time he ascended, when he stabbed the big guy with a fork.

From this point of view, he seems to have indeed restrained himself...

The quintuplets nearby were able to move with great difficulty, but when they heard this, they were so frightened that their legs went weak again.

Who is this?
Why are you so domineering?
Is it worthy of applause and praise for resisting the urge to kill the entire family?
They decisively admitted defeat.

"I'm sorry, we don't know how to speak..."

"I'm sorry, we were too arrogant."

"I'm sorry, I beg you to forgive my mistakes..."

"We know we were wrong, and we hope you can calm down..."

The good men and women who had never participated in the discussion suddenly started talking.

The believer mocked, "Hey, where is the Xiuxian Sect? Where is the Jindan Stage? Now you can't be so arrogant anymore?"

Shannan replied sarcastically: "Don't say that. Look at them, they are like turtles. They are practicing the art of shrinking their heads~"

The two of them sang in unison and then burst into laughter.

The quintuplets' actions at this time were indeed similar to those of the turtle. So they quickly stood up.

Their faces turned red and white, almost like they were performing the art of changing faces.

But even so, they could only endure it and dare not flare up.

They are really just five bastards.

The mayor originally wanted to say something polite, but now he couldn't say it.

After dinner, Cai Nu took Li Shouling and left the town.

"Let's go, now that we've had enough to eat and drink, it's time to get familiar with the process."

Li Shouling's heart tightened.

"Is this the procedure for the wedding ceremony?"

The girl nodded and walked quickly ahead.

Neither of them noticed that there was someone following them.

A monk with a face full of resentment...

The girl pulled Li Shouling all the way to a sorghum field.

If you ignore the slightly squinting eyes of the sky, the red sorghum swaying in the wind is actually quite beautiful.

Li Shouling turned his head, and his eyes were filled with the image of the beautiful girl.

She smiled, and the reflection in her eyes was also full of Li Shouling's face.

Neither of them noticed...

In the brocade bag inside Li Shouling's collar, the rice grains that were stuck between the fingers of the severed hand were gradually turning red.

With her hands behind her back, the girl asked Li Shouling, "Have you ever seen a wedding in a wealthy family?"

Because the movement of his hands behind his back made the lines clearer, Li Shouling didn't dare look directly at him.

He turned his head and pretended to look at Gao Liang.

"No, I've never seen a wedding of a rich family, or even an ordinary family."

The girl smiled slightly, took Li Shouling's hand, and asked him to turn his back to the sorghum field.

"According to the custom here, the groom has to wait here first."

"Then the bride will be carried over in a sedan chair."

"Then we will toast to both sets of parents."

"After the toast, they bowed to each other."

Li Shouling was startled.

Bowing to each other? Shouldn't it be worshiping in the hall?

As the girl said this, she let go of Li Shouling and made a bowing gesture.

"Come on, do it with me."

Li Shouling did as he was told in a daze.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

After saying that, he bowed.

Li Shouling also learned from him.

Then Cai Nu turned around and faced the red sorghum that was like waves.

"Bow to Gaoliang twice!"

Li Shouling was confused again.

Second bow to Gaoliang? Shouldn't it be to the parents?

But looking at the large sorghum field in front of me...

Maybe this is also a kind of local culture.

They were fed by sorghum, so the one they bowed to secondly was not their parents but sorghum.

Li Shouling suddenly felt that perhaps this was better than paying respects to his parents.

Thinking of this, he followed the girl's movements and bowed down.

At this time, the rice grains in Li Shouling's sachet had begun to turn dark red...

Then, the girl turned towards him.

"Finally……"

"Couple greetings!"

Hearing this, Li Shouling bent down with her.

When he lowered his head, Li Shouling suddenly noticed that Senior Sister Cai was wearing red embroidered shoes today.

Don't mention it, it's pretty good~
Thinking of this, he raised his head.

"The ceremony is completed! Enter the bridal chamber!"

A deep male voice burst into Li Shouling's ears.

He was surprised to find...

There is a woman wearing a red veil in front of me.

Judging from her height, she is not a virgin at all!

Moreover, he was surrounded by people.

Night returns to evening, and the place changes.

Here is...

The crowds were bustling and the drums and gongs were loud!
It’s really hard to handle. I originally promised readers three updates, but I really can’t write the third update in my current state. I’ll see if I can make it up tomorrow.

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