I really don't want to show off my love

Chapter 178 Let’s take a bath together?
Autumn is a good season for eating crabs.

Since ancient times, there have been sayings such as "nine females and ten males" and "a round belly in the ninth month and a pointed belly in the tenth month".

Generally speaking, September is the best time to eat female crabs, as the crab roe is the most abundant and the most delicious at this time; October is the best time to eat male crabs, as the crab roe tastes the best at this time.

An Ran likes eating crabs very much and used to eat crabs often, but to be honest, it seems that he has never bought live crabs.

Mainly because looking at those guys with fangs and claws, he felt a little at a loss as to where to start.

"Junior brother, just look at me today~" Gu Yao shook her head confidently and walked into the kitchen carrying the bag.

That's right, this is a woman.

He normally can’t even open the lid of a water bottle, but now he dares to go against General Crab directly.

An Ran followed in quietly, hoping to broaden her horizons.

Gu Yao's movements were very skillful. She first found a bucket, added water into it, added some salt, and then put all the crabs in.

An Ran was a little curious: "What is this for?"

"Give the crab a bath~"

Gu Yao looked back at An Ran and smiled sweetly, "Sister is very particular about hygiene. She will only eat it after it has been washed thoroughly."

An Ran: “…” So this is the reason why you didn’t let me go to bed because I didn’t wash my feet last night?

An Ran felt that this woman was a bit of a germaphobe.

"Okay, help me peel some garlic." Seeing An Ran standing there in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking, Gu Yao took the garlic cloves beside her and gave An Ran something to do.

"Oh."

An Ran nodded and sat aside to peel garlic.

Who made this woman cook so deliciously?
He could only help out.

Well, it’s not a loss actually, after all, we will have hairy crabs to eat soon.

An Ran was peeling garlic while looking at Sister Yaoyao beside her, feeling quite happy.

This woman looked very focused while cooking, and she had a unique charm.

He especially liked the way Gu Yao tied her hair into a high ponytail and paired it with an apron, she looked like a perfect wife and mother!
An Ran peeled the garlic cloves, glanced at Gu Yao's hair that was scattered behind her, washed her hands, and came behind Gu Yao.

"What do you want to do?" Gu Yao turned around and looked at this guy, a little wary.

hum!

Are you trying to sneak attack me again?

"I'll help you tie your hair." An Ran stretched out her hand to tie Gu Yao's hair into a high ponytail, and rolled her eyes in annoyance, "Do you really have to be so vigilant? You make me look like a bad person."

"Hey? Thank you, junior brother~"

Gu Yao smiled innocently, came over and kissed An Ran on the face.

Ok.

Our little comrade An Ran is also very easy to bribe, just a kiss is enough.

"Remember to give it back to me when you're done cooking."

"What?" Gu Yao was stunned.

"Hairband, this is mine!" An Ran raised her empty wrist towards Gu Yao and said seriously.

"Pfft~"

Gu Yao couldn't help laughing out loud, her eyebrows curved a little, and she said with a smile, "I just like my sister's hair tie so much."

“This is my hair tie.”

An Ran ignored the woman and corrected her mistake in speaking.

Gu Yao winked at An Ran charmingly and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's yours. My sister is yours too~"

This goblin!

An Ran really felt that it wasn’t that her resistance was low, but that this woman was just so capable.

He can be easily tickled.

"Don't we still have to cook crabs..." An Ran coughed and changed the subject back to the business at hand.

The main thing is that if this continues, he really feels that he won’t be able to have dinner tonight.

These days are so hard!
An Ran couldn't help but sigh.

After the National Day, the nearest holiday will be New Year's Day, which is about two months away...

That’s two whole months!
An Ran felt that her self-control was pretty good, but no matter how strong her self-control was, she couldn't withstand this little goblin.

Especially since this little devil liked to tease him from time to time.

"Hey, help me brush the crabs~" Gu Yao found two small toothbrushes from somewhere and handed one to An Ran.

An Ran looked at the toothbrush in her hand and felt that it looked familiar.

“This toothbrush…”

An Ran looked up at the woman.

"Hey, it's yours. I got it from the bathroom~" Gu Yao smiled sweetly.

safely:"……"

bully!
"Don't go too far, woman!" An Ran glared at her.

"Okay, okay, I've put the new toothbrush in the bathroom for you."

Gu Yao rolled her eyes and muttered quietly, "You're so funny, didn't you notice that the toothbrush in my hand is the same one I used before~"

Gu Yao waved the small pink toothbrush in her hand towards An Ran.

"...Ahem, didn't you explain it clearly?" An Ran coughed awkwardly and looked down at the Crab General in the bucket.

After soaking in the salt water bath for more than ten minutes, General Crab seemed to feel it was a bit salty. Bubbles were still coming out of his mouth, and some mud and sand accumulated at the bottom of the bucket.

Giving General Crab a bath is actually not particularly difficult.

The main reason was that these guys were tied up and the claws were of no use at all.

An Ran imitated Gu Yao and rubbed General Crab's belly twice.

General Crab rolled his eyes at An Ran, then spat out two mouthfuls of sand.

Brother, don’t kill me, or I’ll let you eat sand!

safely:"……"

So polite?

An Ran blinked, and without saying anything else, she began to scrub General Crab’s body even harder.

Not bad, not bad, you are very sensible!
I’ll eat you first!

General Crab: Be a human being?
After about half an hour, General Crab had turned into the color of Princess Crab.

They say that when chrysanthemums turn yellow, crabs become fat, and this is really true.

The crabs in this season are really fat and full of crab roe. Dip them in a little soy sauce and vinegar, and you will feel very satisfied after taking a bite.

There were five hairy crabs in total. An Ran ate three and Gu Yao ate two. In short, they were all quite full.

After dinner, An Ran held sister Yaoyao’s two little hands and went to the bathroom.

Mysophobia, huh?

You like cleanliness, right?

We will make you clean today!

An Ran first put hand sanitizer on her hands, rubbed out the foam, and then grabbed Gu Yao's little hands and rubbed them together.

The foam of hand sanitizer is slippery and feels like taking a shower.

Gu Yao looked at the stubborn little man in front of her, her expression a little helpless.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a childish person?
Otherwise...beat him up.

Let him know the dangers of society.

An Ran didn't know what this woman was thinking in her head, and she didn't know that her kissed girlfriend would actually want to beat her up.

At this moment, he stared at the two intertwined little hands, and the expression on his face looked like he had discovered something extraordinary.

Gu Yao gave him a suspicious look.

"Look, don't we look a bit like we're taking a shower together?" An Ran said in shock.

Gu Yao: “…”

And you still say you are not a childish ghost!

"Just shut up and wash your hands properly." Gu Yao rolled her eyes at the guy in annoyance.

I really don't know what's wrong with this guy's brain. He can even think of that kind of thing when washing his hands.

Irregular!
"I helped you wash your hands and you still blame me." An Ran curled her lips and pinched the two little hands hard in revenge.

I pinched it twice and it felt pretty good.

Girls' hands are naturally soft.

Gu Yao's hands were not fat, but rather slender, but for some reason, they felt like they had no bones. Could this woman really be a monster?
Boneless spirit!
"That's enough." Gu Yao couldn't bear it any longer. She rolled her eyes at him and slapped his hand away.

Can you even play with washing your hands?
Rubbing it is fine, but what’s the point of pinching it twice?
When An Ran saw that the woman wanted to turn on the faucet, she quickly grabbed the two little hands back and continued to scrub them carefully.

"Please wash it clean. Why are you so unhygienic?" An Ran said seriously.

Gu Yao looked at the man with completely helpless eyes.

Toxic!
Isn’t it over yet?

Who is not paying attention to hygiene? Don’t you know the AC?
How dare you say that someone who is too lazy to even wash her feet before bed is unhygienic?
An Ran ignored the look in the woman's eyes.

As long as I don't look you in the eye, I can't see it!

An Ran lowered her head, looking very serious as she washed sister Yao Yao's hands inch by inch.

By the end of washing, the back of my hands were a little red. Only then, under that threatening gaze, did I reluctantly let Sister Yaoyao go and rinsed off the foam under the faucet.

"Okay, it's clean now." An Ran nodded with satisfaction, turned around and was about to leave.

"Stop!"

Gu Yao called him.

"What...what's wrong, baby?" An Ran turned around slowly and blinked her eyes with an innocent look on her face.

I was really helping you wash your hands just now.

If you want to retaliate at this time, you would be a real ungrateful person!
Gu Yao glanced at the bad man with a sneer on her face: "Didn't you say you wanted to wash it clean? Then why don't you wash your own hands properly?"

Are you pretending to be innocent now?

Ha tui!

dog man!
"Um... when I washed you just now, I also washed you once, so there's no need."

An Ran rolled her eyes and began to explain.

"Really?" Gu Yao narrowed her eyes. "What kind of logic is this? I just can't understand it~"

"The physics teacher told us that forces act on each other."

An Ran said nonsense with a serious face.

The key is that he has a good expression, with a face full of "Didn't you learn junior high school physics?"

Gu Yao felt like giving him a beating...

"Wash my hands!"

Gu Yao didn't bother to talk nonsense with him and pulled him back to the sink.

It seems like if you don’t take a shower today, you won’t be able to go to bed.

An Ran hesitated: "I..."

"Ok?"

Gu Yao gave him a cold look.

"I, I'll wash it!"

An Ran said loudly and firmly, and then reapplied hand sanitizer on her hands.

The most arrogant tone, doing the most cowardly thing.

It's just washing hands.

Just wash it, what’s the big deal?
Anyway, he has thick skin and tough flesh.

……

When An Ran came out of the bathroom, his two pig trotters had turned the same color as General Crab.

Assi.

This woman is going too far!

An Ran glanced at Gu Yao beside her with some resentment, and cursed her in her heart as a bad woman.

"You scolded me?" Gu Yao looked over.

safely:"……"

No way, no way, you heard all this?

Can you also read minds?
"I didn't scold you."

An Ran refused to admit it.

I don't believe you have this super power.

"Humph!"

Gu Yao snorted softly. She didn't intend to continue arguing with this bastard. She turned around and went straight back to her room.

An Ran couldn't help but blink.

what does this mean?
You just let him go like that?
Incredible!
An Ran sighed in his heart, thinking that his wife is still the best.

however……

The next second, the door closed with a bang.

safely:"……"

You don’t talk about martial ethics, right?

"Knock, knock, knock!" An Ran knocked on the door and said loudly, "No, baby, we haven't gone in yet? Open the door for us?"

Wood responded.

An Ran's eyes rolled and she suddenly thought of something.

Sister Yaoyao didn't open the door for him...

It must be because he didn’t tell me the password!

Don't ask him why he told the password, that's how it's played in the movies.

"Little white rabbit, please open the door for us?"

"Open sesame?"

"Pitch black, bang?"

"Gunara..."

Ahem, forget it.

Not suitable for him.

He doesn't want to undergo a complete transformation.

After trying all the commands, there was still no movement in the room. An Ran sat down on the sofa, her little face full of anger.

dog woman!
This is obviously his room, okay?
They didn't even let him in.

It turns out that no one is good when it comes to women.

An Ran glanced at the fat little comrade who was sleeping soundly in the cat bed next to him, and walked over aggressively.

Little boy, your dad has no bed to sleep on now, and you are still sleeping so happily?
Is this appropriate?

An Ran sneered and said, "Give it to me!"

The fat little comrade was sleeping soundly and had dreamed that he was lying in the arms of a beautiful sister, rubbing his little head against her kitten.

As a result...she woke up!

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the poop scooper in front of me.

This is a dream turned into a nightmare!
"Meow~" accompanied by a miserable cat cry, An Ran directly grabbed the fat little comrade into her arms and stroked the cat's fur hard.

When it comes to petting cats, our Brother Ran is second to none, and no one dares to claim to be first.

Judging from the temper of this fat comrade, he can be considered a heroine among cats, but with An Ran's cooperation, he still succumbed.

no way.

This shit scooper is really unsportsmanlike.

She was picked up before she woke up.

hateful!

Sooner or later, I'll give him a couple of punches!

An Ran stroked the cat while complaining about a bad woman: "...Don't blame your father for bullying you, it's all your mother's fault for not letting us into the room."

He wasn't allowed to go to bed.

It's too much!
Do you know where this will lead?

This will cause a kitten to lose the light in her eyes forever!

"Tsk, you bad girl, you just bully me. What are you so proud of? You just rely on your good looks, good figure and cuteness."

The more An Ran spoke, the more she felt aggrieved.

Will bully him!
Thanks to '何夜湛秋风' for the reward of 3200 coins, the boss is very generous!

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