I really don't want to show off my love

Chapter 206 Our skills are very good!

For modern couples, committing suicide has become an indispensable daily activity.

It's actually pretty easy to understand. It's probably just like when adults are taking care of their kids during the holidays. They're just too bored to even bother with anything, so they make the kids cry, and then they coax them...

There is no reason, and no purpose. It is just to relieve boredom and appreciate the cute and angry look of human babies.

An Ran looked at Sister Yaoyao in front of her with an angry face and couldn't help but blink.

He didn't know whether human babies were cute when they were angry, but he was sure that Sister Yaoyao was very cute at this moment.

The white and tender little face was slightly rosy, the eyes were round and round, and the charming little mouth was slightly pouting...

No matter which part it is, it looks so cute and playful.

Especially when they are combined together, they look even more perfect.

An Ran stared at the slightly wrinkled nose and wanted to gently scratch it with her fingers...

It must feel great!
This is what he thought in his heart.

and also……

An Ran's gaze gradually moved downwards and landed on the white and tender little foot.

Ok.

The young comrade still hesitated for two seconds, but unfortunately, he finally couldn't suppress the idea of ​​seeking death.

Do not ask.

The question is, seeking death is the belief of life!

As for what greeted him...it was naturally Sister Yaoyao's Foshan Shadowless Kick.

"hiss……"

An Ran let out a scream and was thrown onto the bed.

Yes.

Just fight.

He had just half-propped himself up, but was kicked back down by the woman.

How strong was the force of this blow?

Let’s just say, even the Simmons mattress made a creaking sound.

"Fuck, wife, are you trying to murder me?" An Ran covered his old waist and gave her a resentful look.

At this moment, his expression couldn't help but become a little depressed.

Being kicked down twice by your own girlfriend, who wouldn't be depressed if this happened to you?

Moreover, how come this woman is so strong?
Is this the legendary girlfriend who can’t open the bottle cap?
An Ran didn't know whether Sister Yaoyao could open his skull, but he was sure that the kick from this woman just now almost crippled him.

But, having said that... well, it does feel pretty good! ?
Anran's mind began to wander again.

"Who told you to be so dishonest? Even in this situation, you are still trying to be naughty." Gu Yao was a little speechless and couldn't help but glare at this guy.

Look at you, we're still angry now.

Are you going to give us some work again?

To be honest, even Sister Yaoyao was a little overwhelmed by this little man.

Being extremely thick-skinned means being invincible, right?
"Hehe, this is... just a convenience, just a convenience." An Ran felt a little embarrassed after hearing this and said with a wry smile.

"Humph!"

Gu Yao snorted coldly, turned around and ignored An Ran.

"Hey?"

Anran looked at Sister Yaoyao who was sitting beside the bed and blinked.

Are you... really angry?
An Ran suddenly felt a little scared.

Based on his understanding of this woman, the current situation is not good.

If he continues playing like this, he will probably have to sleep on the floor at night.

Actually, think about it.

The other person was still angry, but he didn't try to appease her, and he also showed no respect for martial ethics and launched a sneak attack...

If this guy isn't angry, then something must be wrong, okay?

"Um, wife..." An Ran smiled ingratiatingly and moved towards Gu Yao.

"Don't touch me. Go wash your hands first."

Gu Yao said without turning her head.

An Ran: "..." Pretentious! Just tell me if you are pretentious!
It's just touching your jio!
Still need to wash your hands?

An Ran was whispering madly in her heart.

Women are trouble.

Even you dislike yourself?
but.

Although he thought so in his heart, he definitely couldn't say these words out loud.

what?
You want him to stop being a coward?
Ha ha!

what?

Do you really want him to sleep on the sofa at night?
"Okay, okay, let's go wash our hands." An Ran stared at Sister Yaoyao's back for a while, her expression a little helpless, then she stood up, put on her slippers, and walked towards the bathroom.

Hi.

To be honest, he really couldn't help himself just now... and he didn't mean to make Sister Yaoyao angry.

After all, if he made this woman angry, he would have to comfort her himself in the end!
He was just having some fun.

Just let go of your anger for a bit and appreciate your girlfriend's cute little expression.

As for really making people angry...

Just think about it, how much of a headache is it to coax a woman?
"Can I be blamed for this? It was this woman who seduced me..." An Ran came to the bathroom, stood in front of the sink, and couldn't help but mutter to herself.

He didn't want to die, but Sister Yaoyao's feet were so beautiful!
Correct.

It’s all Sister Yaoyao’s fault!
……

at the same time.

in the room.

Gu Yao sat with her back to the door, listening to An Ran's footsteps fading away. She turned back quietly and muttered softly, "Really? What's there to touch..."

Gu Yao lowered her head to glance at the two white and tender little feet, and recalled the scene just now.

"abnormal!"

Gu Yao couldn't help but spit with a red face.

Forget it, forget it.

Anyway, he is just a pervert.

Who would like Jio?!
Gu Yao glanced around the bed angrily and happened to see the cat doll that she had bought at the cat cafe leaning against the bed.

She picked up the fat otaku Unit 2 and held it in her arms, squeezing it hard.

As if he treated it as Enron.

"A-choo!" In the bathroom, An Ran was washing her hands and suddenly sneezed violently.

"Who is talking about me..."

An Ran rubbed her nose and couldn't help but mutter softly.

Hmm... you can guess the answer if you think about it a little.

It’s probably that woman!
An Ran washed her face with cold water, then looked at herself in the mirror and a bright smile appeared on the corners of her mouth.

"Wow, so handsome!~" An Ran smacked her lips and then turned back to the room.

When I passed by the living room, the fat little comrade was sleeping soundly on the sofa.

Alas, kittens’ lives are happier.

No need to worry about what to eat tomorrow, no need to be afraid of your partner being angry or anything... just eat, sleep, drink, and stay fat and cute.

Shit scooper? Haha! Just a servant!
Only beautiful sister is true love!

An Ran felt a little unbalanced and rubbed the cat's fur in revenge.

"Meow~" The little guy woke up all of a sudden and crawled under the sofa. "I'll let you off this once today." An Ran looked at the little tail that was half exposed outside the sofa and muttered softly.

If there wasn't a big witch in the room waiting for him to subdue her, he would have made sure to let this brat taste the dangers of life today!
When Anran returned to the room, Sister Yaoyao was still sitting by the bed.

I just got to that position, but... there seems to be something extra in my hand?
An Ran looked carefully and found that it was the fat house unit No. 2.

And the next second, he couldn't help but shiver again.

I saw that the fat otaku Unit 2 was being held in Gu Yao's arms, kneading it with her small hands...

Well, that little hand looks soft, as if it has no strength at all.

But under the kneading of those small hands, the fat house Unit 2 gradually turned into the shape of a little boy.

At that moment, An Ran felt a chill on her back.

The young comrade's expression instantly became serious, and he walked towards Sister Yaoyao cautiously.

He doesn't want to be the second fat otaku Unit-2!

Sister Yaoyao had obviously noticed that the young comrade had returned to the room.

Just when An Ran was about to sit down quietly next to Gu Yao, a pair of eyes suddenly looked towards An Ran.

"Are you back?" Gu Yao looked at the little man in front of her with a faint smile on her lips.

"Wash, wash your hands."

An Ran laughed awkwardly, then raised her hands, "Look, they're still wet!"

In order to avoid being called back by the woman to wash his hands again, he didn't even dry his hands.

what!

We have preserved the evidence this time, is there nothing we can do?
Thinking of this, the young comrade's expression suddenly became a little smug.

Don't ask him why he had such "foresight", because the answer is the lesson of tears!
Women are really unreasonable!
Especially those beautiful women.

The more beautiful a woman is, the more unreasonable she is.

An Ran was whining and complaining to Sister Yaoyao in her heart.

Well, we're not saying anything bad about you.

This is a compliment on your beauty!
"Oh, you can predict now?" Gu Yao looked at the little man, and the smile on her lips became more intense.

An Ran: “…” Isn’t this because you taught me well?

Anran recalled the past.

At that time, he was still a simple and innocent young comrade, but... under the bullying of a certain bitch, he has now become a veteran driver.

Anran lamented the passing of her youth.

But then again, this woman was smiling so brightly... why did he feel a chill on his back?
An Ran was very keenly aware that something was wrong.

Is this woman going to use a big move?
An Ran rolled her eyes.

In that case, don't blame him for being rude!

After all, you’re not the only one with a big move!
An Ran sat down next to Gu Yao, and then decisively admitted her mistake: "Sister, I was wrong."

Hi.

This is really not because he is cowardly.

The point is that he was the one who made people angry, right?
Otherwise, given his family status, would he admit his mistake?
Ha ha!

Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"What's wrong?" Upon hearing this, Gu Yao asked the legendary soul-searching question without hesitation.

"Uh..." An Ran's expression froze for a moment, but fortunately he was prepared in advance, and said sincerely: "I shouldn't have said you were fat."

"That's it?"

"I promised you not to touch your feet, but I just touched them secretly..."

"uh-huh!"

Gu Yao snorted and glanced at the little man.

It seems that the little man has made a lot of progress now.

Can you even answer soul-searching questions so easily?
Gu Yao had a teasing smile on her face: "Little man, you are so naughty? You knew you couldn't touch me, but you still touched me. Tell me...how should I punish you?"

"or……"

An Ran thought about it seriously for a moment, then blinked, "Can I massage your feet? I'm very skilled, and I can definitely cure your illness!"

Seeing this bastard in front of her openly promoting himself, Gu Yao couldn't help but twitch her eyes.

"roll!"

Gu Yao glared at him unhappily and threw the Fat House Unit 2 towards An Ran.

"hey-hey……"

An Ran took the fat man's No. 2 unit casually and smiled slyly.

Although he was hit, based on his understanding of Gu Yao, the other party was most likely not angry now.

"Are you not angry anymore?"

An Ran blinked.

"Humph!"

Gu Yao snorted coldly and ignored him.

When An Ran saw this scene, the curve of her mouth became even more pronounced.

Oh, little darling, are you still being stubborn?

If he was a little unsure before, now he was completely sure that Sister Yaoyao's anger had subsided.

An Ran casually threw the fat otaku Unit 2 aside, then domineeringly hugged the girl next to him into his arms.

"Let me go." Gu Yao groaned, struggled symbolically for a few times, and finally let this guy hold her in his arms.

I feel a little helpless.

This bastard always does something fancy every time she is angry... making her forget that she is still angry for a moment, and then when she comes to her senses, she finds that she can't get back to that state.

That is what is called 'the anger has subsided'.

Gu Yao's brain was very flexible. She immediately figured out the little man's strategy and snorted, "Too much!"

"How about I take you out for a big dinner tonight?" An Ran said with a smile, like a weird uncle who is trying to fool a child with candy.

"Well……"

The kitten, who was originally hesitant, suddenly fell into hesitation.

Of course she didn't want to forgive her junior just like that, but there was a big dinner to be had in the evening!

Gu Yao struggled for two seconds, then coughed softly, "I want to eat hot pot."

"Okay, I'll do as you say! The temperature has dropped, so let's go eat hotpot."

An Ran agreed without any hesitation.

The moment An Ran agreed, Gu Yao suddenly smiled mysteriously: "Well, then let's go eat mutton hotpot tonight~"

"Okay, mutton hotpot is just mutton...wait!"

The next second, An Ran suddenly came back to her senses.

Mutton hotpot! ? ?

An Ran looked at the woman in front of her with a sly smile on her face, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.

"No, sister, are you still angry?"

An Ran's expression was a little bitter.

After what happened last time, he feels like vomiting whenever he smells mutton...

Can you imagine that feeling?
After drinking a big bowl of the special mutton soup, the smell of mutton was everywhere in my mouth and in the air I exhaled from my nose.

Then... I drank half a bowl of mutton soup.

It can be said that it was the first time in An Ran's life that she had such a huge psychological trauma about a certain food.

Moreover, eating too much can cause psychological trauma.

It's just so outrageous!

At that time, An Ran couldn't even find words to describe her feelings.

(End of this chapter)