Jiuyang Tongshen Art
Chapter 418, Shrew
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Seeing his polite appearance, Lin Shaoyun felt sick. At this time, the shopkeeper had already sent Santan Nuerhong, and he was upset, so he poured himself a drink.
"Oh! My girl's name is Xiaohong this year." Liu Ruoxian said seriously.
Lin Shaoyun snorted when he heard the words, drank the wine in his mouth, and couldn't help spit it out. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, and hurriedly lowered his head, and the drink spilled on the ground, making him choke for a while.
, Xiaohong?
Lin Shaoyun couldn't find anything to say. A discerning person looked at the master, at least 27 or [-], and how many were thirty, and said, isn't it a big joke?
What's more, can this deceive people?
Lu Fang looked like 'I believe', and said with a smile: "So it's Miss Xiaohong, I'm sorry and disrespectful." Turning to Zi Ling, he said, "Then can you tell me your name and age now, Miss?"
Zi Ling saw that this guy was a bit annoying, a typical familiarity, it was the weasel who gave the chicken New Year's greetings, uneasy and kind, snorted softly, turned his head to the side, and pretended not to hear.
Lu Fang was not angry, as if there was no such thing, and said to Liu Ruoxian: "Miss Xiaohong, do you know if you are married?"
"I really want to hit someone. Isn't this guy too thick-skinned? He even started asking about marriage?" Lin Shaoyun poured wine down his throat again, gurgling.
It is said that wine strengthens the hero's courage, Lin Shaoyun plans to get half drunk, and then beat this guy up.
Liu Ruoxian didn't care about Lin Shaoyun, it seemed that after Lu Fang came, she also forgot about Lin Shaoyun, and said to Lu Fang with a smile: "Oh! I'm talented, everyone says I'm not good-looking, and no one is married. "
Lu Fang secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is not good-looking, I really don't know what is called a beautiful woman, although she is a bit older, if she is accepted, it is also a good choice, Lu Fang's experience, the older the Women, the more experienced they are in that area, the more his tongue starts to heat up.
"The girl is as beautiful as a fairy, and no one will marry her? I don't believe it!" Lu Fang immediately expressed his attitude.
"Haha! I really am as beautiful as a fairy!" Liu Ruoxian felt secretly happy in her heart, and said in a coquettish voice: "What I said is true!"
While speaking, she winked.
Lu Fang was only fascinated by watching, and forgot about the east, west, north and south.
"Then... what do you think of me?"
Lu Fang said excitedly.
"I think you, Mr. Lu, are handsome and unrestrained. You are the most handsome and talented son in Hangzhou City. Your name is like a torrent of rivers. The little girl has long admired you, but you have never seen each other. , seeing you today, meeting is better than being famous, it is my great fortune!"
Without blinking her eyes, Liu Ruoxian said a lot of compliments in one breath, not like a martial arts master.
The young masters around heard Liu Ruoxian's praise of Lu Fang who looked like a pig, and they all shook their heads secretly: "With his dead appearance, he can also be called a talented son, so isn't he the most romantic in the world? "
But they quickly figured it out: "It seems that the beauty is so praised, but because the pig wants to pay them, so she said it against her will!"
Mr. Lu patted the table lightly immediately: "You really know me, girl! If we can't get married, wouldn't it be a disappointment to God's good intentions? Since we can meet in this vast sea of people, this is fate, God's will. Arrangement, if you don't go home with me now to perform husband and wife ceremony, I guarantee that you will eat well, dress well, and become rich and rich." He took out an ingot of gold from his bosom and said: " Just this gold, I have several big boxes at home."
Liu Ruoxian smiled and said: "If I go back with the young master, won't I be gossiped?"
"Oh!" Lu Fang felt a tingling in his ears, and said viciously, "Who dares to pull my ears?"
"Okay, Lu Fang, you told me to buy rouge for me, but I ended up buying it here, and I got stuck with these fox spirits. Hmph... Go back and tell my father."
When Lu Fang turned his head, he saw a shrew-like woman standing behind him angrily. That was not his original wife. She smiled apologetically, "Ma'am, you are here."
Be as good as a puppy, begging for mercy.
The shrew slapped him firmly across the face, making a crisp sound.
The people around, seeing this slap, couldn't help but feel some pain on their faces.Everyone felt interesting, and now it was lively.
Because most of them knew that this shrew was the daughter of the prefect of Hangzhou, now Lu Fang would be in trouble.
"Tell me! Who are they?" The shrew asked, pointing at Liu Ruoxian and Zi Ling, but she glanced at Lin Shaoyun, she paused for a while, and said in her heart: "This man is so handsome! I never thought there would be such a handsome man in the world."
"This is my cousin Xiaohong." Lu Fang panicked, no worse than Liu Ruoxian, then pointed to Zi Ling and said, "This is my little cousin Xiaoqing."
Although he didn't know Zi Ling's name, he immediately made one up.While speaking, he hurriedly looked at Liu Ruoxian, but Liu Ruoxian just showed a charming smile.
The ability to adapt made Lin Shaoyun roll his eyes.
"Then what about him?" the vixen asked, pointing at Lin Shaoyun.
Only then did Lu Fang take a direct look at Lin Shaoyun, and he was stunned for a while: "How can this kid look like a woman? Could it be a woman disguised as a man?"
Thinking this way, I was shocked by Lin Shaoyun's peerless handsomeness.
Seeing that Lu Fang didn't answer, the shrew shouted, "Are you dumb?"
"He is my cousin, Xiaoshi." Lu Fang made up another name for Lin Shaoyun.
The shrew nodded, and then asked: "Is what he said true? Why have I never heard that he has so many cousins?"
Lu Fang hurriedly said: "Ma'am, those are relatives from afar, and they came here this time to join us."
Lin Shaoyun was about to stand up and say, "He's lying, I don't know him."
Unexpectedly, the master had already noticed his movement, stepped on him under the table, and made a look at him at the same time.
Lin Shaoyun stopped moving, thinking: "Okay! I'll pretend to be dead, and I won't say anything." He started to pour the wine, and continued to drink by himself, but he found that no matter how much he drank, he would not get drunk, and he was not even half drunk. No, if it wasn't for the smell of the wine, he would really doubt if he was drinking plain water.
"Cousin, sister-in-law is very fierce!" Liu Ruoxian stood up coquettishly, swept the shrew's chest, and then straightened her proud chest.
Seeing his polite appearance, Lin Shaoyun felt sick. At this time, the shopkeeper had already sent Santan Nuerhong, and he was upset, so he poured himself a drink.
"Oh! My girl's name is Xiaohong this year." Liu Ruoxian said seriously.
Lin Shaoyun snorted when he heard the words, drank the wine in his mouth, and couldn't help spit it out. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, and hurriedly lowered his head, and the drink spilled on the ground, making him choke for a while.
, Xiaohong?
Lin Shaoyun couldn't find anything to say. A discerning person looked at the master, at least 27 or [-], and how many were thirty, and said, isn't it a big joke?
What's more, can this deceive people?
Lu Fang looked like 'I believe', and said with a smile: "So it's Miss Xiaohong, I'm sorry and disrespectful." Turning to Zi Ling, he said, "Then can you tell me your name and age now, Miss?"
Zi Ling saw that this guy was a bit annoying, a typical familiarity, it was the weasel who gave the chicken New Year's greetings, uneasy and kind, snorted softly, turned his head to the side, and pretended not to hear.
Lu Fang was not angry, as if there was no such thing, and said to Liu Ruoxian: "Miss Xiaohong, do you know if you are married?"
"I really want to hit someone. Isn't this guy too thick-skinned? He even started asking about marriage?" Lin Shaoyun poured wine down his throat again, gurgling.
It is said that wine strengthens the hero's courage, Lin Shaoyun plans to get half drunk, and then beat this guy up.
Liu Ruoxian didn't care about Lin Shaoyun, it seemed that after Lu Fang came, she also forgot about Lin Shaoyun, and said to Lu Fang with a smile: "Oh! I'm talented, everyone says I'm not good-looking, and no one is married. "
Lu Fang secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is not good-looking, I really don't know what is called a beautiful woman, although she is a bit older, if she is accepted, it is also a good choice, Lu Fang's experience, the older the Women, the more experienced they are in that area, the more his tongue starts to heat up.
"The girl is as beautiful as a fairy, and no one will marry her? I don't believe it!" Lu Fang immediately expressed his attitude.
"Haha! I really am as beautiful as a fairy!" Liu Ruoxian felt secretly happy in her heart, and said in a coquettish voice: "What I said is true!"
While speaking, she winked.
Lu Fang was only fascinated by watching, and forgot about the east, west, north and south.
"Then... what do you think of me?"
Lu Fang said excitedly.
"I think you, Mr. Lu, are handsome and unrestrained. You are the most handsome and talented son in Hangzhou City. Your name is like a torrent of rivers. The little girl has long admired you, but you have never seen each other. , seeing you today, meeting is better than being famous, it is my great fortune!"
Without blinking her eyes, Liu Ruoxian said a lot of compliments in one breath, not like a martial arts master.
The young masters around heard Liu Ruoxian's praise of Lu Fang who looked like a pig, and they all shook their heads secretly: "With his dead appearance, he can also be called a talented son, so isn't he the most romantic in the world? "
But they quickly figured it out: "It seems that the beauty is so praised, but because the pig wants to pay them, so she said it against her will!"
Mr. Lu patted the table lightly immediately: "You really know me, girl! If we can't get married, wouldn't it be a disappointment to God's good intentions? Since we can meet in this vast sea of people, this is fate, God's will. Arrangement, if you don't go home with me now to perform husband and wife ceremony, I guarantee that you will eat well, dress well, and become rich and rich." He took out an ingot of gold from his bosom and said: " Just this gold, I have several big boxes at home."
Liu Ruoxian smiled and said: "If I go back with the young master, won't I be gossiped?"
"Oh!" Lu Fang felt a tingling in his ears, and said viciously, "Who dares to pull my ears?"
"Okay, Lu Fang, you told me to buy rouge for me, but I ended up buying it here, and I got stuck with these fox spirits. Hmph... Go back and tell my father."
When Lu Fang turned his head, he saw a shrew-like woman standing behind him angrily. That was not his original wife. She smiled apologetically, "Ma'am, you are here."
Be as good as a puppy, begging for mercy.
The shrew slapped him firmly across the face, making a crisp sound.
The people around, seeing this slap, couldn't help but feel some pain on their faces.Everyone felt interesting, and now it was lively.
Because most of them knew that this shrew was the daughter of the prefect of Hangzhou, now Lu Fang would be in trouble.
"Tell me! Who are they?" The shrew asked, pointing at Liu Ruoxian and Zi Ling, but she glanced at Lin Shaoyun, she paused for a while, and said in her heart: "This man is so handsome! I never thought there would be such a handsome man in the world."
"This is my cousin Xiaohong." Lu Fang panicked, no worse than Liu Ruoxian, then pointed to Zi Ling and said, "This is my little cousin Xiaoqing."
Although he didn't know Zi Ling's name, he immediately made one up.While speaking, he hurriedly looked at Liu Ruoxian, but Liu Ruoxian just showed a charming smile.
The ability to adapt made Lin Shaoyun roll his eyes.
"Then what about him?" the vixen asked, pointing at Lin Shaoyun.
Only then did Lu Fang take a direct look at Lin Shaoyun, and he was stunned for a while: "How can this kid look like a woman? Could it be a woman disguised as a man?"
Thinking this way, I was shocked by Lin Shaoyun's peerless handsomeness.
Seeing that Lu Fang didn't answer, the shrew shouted, "Are you dumb?"
"He is my cousin, Xiaoshi." Lu Fang made up another name for Lin Shaoyun.
The shrew nodded, and then asked: "Is what he said true? Why have I never heard that he has so many cousins?"
Lu Fang hurriedly said: "Ma'am, those are relatives from afar, and they came here this time to join us."
Lin Shaoyun was about to stand up and say, "He's lying, I don't know him."
Unexpectedly, the master had already noticed his movement, stepped on him under the table, and made a look at him at the same time.
Lin Shaoyun stopped moving, thinking: "Okay! I'll pretend to be dead, and I won't say anything." He started to pour the wine, and continued to drink by himself, but he found that no matter how much he drank, he would not get drunk, and he was not even half drunk. No, if it wasn't for the smell of the wine, he would really doubt if he was drinking plain water.
"Cousin, sister-in-law is very fierce!" Liu Ruoxian stood up coquettishly, swept the shrew's chest, and then straightened her proud chest.
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