I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 18: Playing Around

"Moo~"

"Moo, moo, moo"

A dozen cows and horses were on all fours, trotting through the woods.

"Junior brother!"

Luo Hua approached Jiang Qingdao.

"Do we have to learn how to call?"

Jiang Qing glanced at the progress bar.

[Current progress: 60%]

They used branches to make ox horns, carved wood into long horse-face masks to wear on their faces, and collected wild grass and tied them up to make horse tails.

In order to make it look more realistic, he even thought about plucking all the hair from the calf and horse and sticking it on his clothes, but when the other disciples saw him doing this, they also came to pluck their hair.

They also discussed that why not peel off the cow and horse skins and wear them on their bodies, which would make it more realistic.

The calf and horse were frightened and cried out in fear.

In terms of disguise, he has done his best to look like a cow or a horse.

But the progress bar is still a long way off.

So he decided to start with the facial expression.

"Moo~"

[Current progress: 70%]

"It really works!"

Jiang Qing was secretly happy.

"Brother Luo, you don't know that the most important thing in disguise is not appearance.

Even if the appearance is 99% similar, if the expression does not match the disguised image, it is easy for people to see the flaw at a glance.

And what are we doing now?
Run for your life, it’s a matter of life and death!

I don’t care about all that. I have to do my best to imitate the behavior of cows and horses.

I'll also tell you a secret. According to my calculations along the way, our sect's Purple Cloud Flying Boat is parked within the Daqing Mountains.

As long as you can get into the flying boat.

If we turn on the flying boat's protective shield, we will be safe. Even if the shield is breached, we can hide in the cabin.

According to my observation, these monsters are actually in physical form, and we can rely on the narrow cabin entrance for defense.

After that, just wait for the sect to come to your aid."

Everyone was excited after hearing this.

Yup!

Forgot about the flying boat!!
No wonder he was so confident and dared to lead everyone back.

Luo Hua was so excited that he said "Moo~"

There was a sound.

Let the calf walk in the front, and then a group of people follow behind it. The camouflage talisman works well, and no monsters surround it anymore.

Although the speed is slow, it is safer.

Time passed and the team had already covered most of the distance.

So I decided to rest here for a while.

Jiang Qing was very depressed when he saw the progress bar at 90%, only the last point was left.

"Deng deng deng"

There was a sound of rapid footsteps.

"Rest. Rest for a while. I can't hold on any longer." The man walked to a nearby place and stopped. "It looks safe here. There are no traces of monsters."

His companion sighed.

Then he stared at the stones on the ground in a daze.

Too many people died and many teams were dispersed. Now, how long can they hold on?
Luo Hua and his group naturally heard the noise, but none of them showed up.

What can I do?
So much for the spells.

I can't give them my disguise charms. There is only one outcome if I lose my disguise.

dead.

Moreover, if I show up like this, people might think I have some special fetish.

Jiang Qing glanced at Luo Hua. He had told everyone before that there were seventeen cards in total, but in reality there were twenty cards in total, and he had hidden three of them.

"It's better to send it secretly."

'So as to avoid being accused of hiding something.'

The disciples who were pretending to be cattle and horses also looked at the two fellow disciples with complicated feelings. Perhaps everyone was thinking about his own little thoughts in his heart.

‘What? ’

Luo Hua discovered that

The disciple pushed aside the grass and walked towards him, and he seemed to see the god of plague.

Isn't this exposing our position?

What frightened him even more was what happened next. Due to the effectiveness of the camouflage talisman, the other party was unable to recognize the identities of the group and only felt curious about creatures like cows and horses.

After observing for a while,
He squatted down.
Luo Huaren was stunned and couldn't help but say, "Are you here to take a shit?"

"what?"

The disciple pulled up his trousers, looked around to see if there was anyone around, and then he picked his ears.

"???"

Luo Hua was shocked and almost exposed!

He quickly stopped talking.

But I saw the other party squatting down again.

"Moo moo!!"

Luo Hua cursed.

Unexpectedly, the other party was unhappy first, "Go away, you little calf, go eat your grass." Not far away, Jiang Qing's eyes lit up when he heard this.

I made up my mind and bit a mouthful of grass.

[Ding, mission completed]

【Earn rewards.】

"Wow! Brother, are you working so hard?" Luo Hua was shocked when he heard the sound of chewing grass from the other side.

A strong desire to survive.

"Moo! Moo! Moo moo!" Luo Hua suddenly shouted, the other party is serious!

Since he couldn't afford to provoke someone, he couldn't afford to hide away. He simply stood up, rolled up his trouser legs, and ran away quickly.

Seeing this, the others realized they couldn't stay here any longer and followed.

"Ah? This, this, this!"

The man was frightened. He crawled to his companion and said, "Hurry, run. We can't stay here for long."

"The cows here are all spirits!"

"The cows can speak human language and like to spy on people defecating. I saw a young cow climb up a tree and jump between the treetops."

"Is this true?"

His companions were even more shocked.

These are monsters. They have been cultivating for at least a thousand years. Such a group of bull monsters are more terrifying than demons.

Just as he was about to run away, a stone suddenly shot towards him and hit him on the back of his head. The stone was wrapped in paper.

Open it and take a look.

The words "flying boat" were engraved on the stone.

On the back is a coordinate.

"Disguise Talisman" He suddenly realized something and found the abandoned hairless calf.

"Look, the Purple Cloud Flying Boat!"

The disciples were extremely excited; under the pressure of death, they acted the roles of cows and horses to such perfection that there was no need for real-life proofs.

A group of people rushed onto the flying boat.

Jiang Qing finally put his mind at ease.

"Everyone, come up quickly."

Now that the crisis has been resolved, those who are still alive have experienced life and death together and have quickly become familiar with each other.

It was lively for a while.

Someone said something out of the blue.

"Well, who knows how to activate the shield?"

"."

Everyone was silent.

Everyone turned to look at Jiang Qing.

Fortunately, he was confident and recalled the scene of Luo Shui opening the protective shield in his mind.

She entered a string of numbers on the console and a protective shield instantly covered the ship.

"it is good!!!"

Everyone cheered, and Luo Hua patted Jiang Qing on the arm, "Brother, we all owe you a life."

Jiang Qing didn't say anything, just nodded, and walked towards the edge of the flying boat, as if he wanted to jump off.

"Brother Ginger!"

"What are you going to do?"

He quickly stopped Jiang Qing.

The noise attracted everyone's attention, and Jiang Qing touched his nose.

He couldn't say that he had a system and had just gained the power of accumulated sword intent, but had no chance to use it on the way to escape. Now that he was safe, he was going to try it nearby.

Having pretended to be a beast of burden all the way, he was now very curious about the purpose of this sword.

Well, you can also get some magic crystals and exchange them for contribution points when you return to the sect.

He thought for a moment and said:

"Just for fun."

After saying that, he jumped down.

"What?"

After hearing this, they all had a question mark in their heads: Does this mean he doesn't even want to live anymore?
The disciples looked down, at a loss as to what to do at the figure that was gradually being swallowed by the thick fog.

At this time.

Someone suddenly pushed through the crowd.

He was the disciple that Jiang Qing used as an example to scare others. The blood line on his face had already scabbed over, but he luckily survived.

Choking and saying:
"There are hordes of monsters everywhere outside now. What's worth him going out for?"

This is what everyone is curious about.

"It's responsibility." The man said in a resounding voice, "We are fellow disciples who are still struggling to survive!"

"Could it be him?!" someone exclaimed.

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone's eyes were filled with admiration. Outside, it was like a riot of demons. They rushed out to save people, obviously disregarding their own lives.

What courage this is!

Along the way, those who had once held grudges against Jiang Qing couldn't help but feel guilty.

"Sir, you are righteous."

I don't know who was the first to bow.

Then, everyone bowed in the direction where Jiang Qing left.

(End of this chapter)