I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 203 Bamboo Old Man
After Jiang Qing and others left, Old Man Tianmen waved to the remaining guards, signaling them to disperse.

He walked into the pavilion alone, but the next moment, his face suddenly turned pale as paper, as if he was silently enduring unspeakable pain.

Obviously, there is a price to pay for resisting the repeated attacks from those strange alien creatures.

However, this boundary wall is specifically designed to target these mysteries outside the world, so no matter how crazy those mysterious attacks are, it is difficult to break through the boundary wall.

The most important thing is the damage caused to the boundary wall by the Longyuan Sword previously.

He was seriously injured by those two swords.

After a long time, the old man from Tianmen stood up straight, and his temples seemed to have become a little paler.

He was the only one in the empty house, it was quiet and deserted. He slowly lit the firewood, the flames reflecting a flickering light in his sunken eye sockets.

Then, he took out a jar of rice wine that had been sealed for a long time from a seemingly old cabinet. After opening it, the aroma of the wine seemed to make people forget all the pain.

He placed the jar of rice wine directly on the fire, and as the temperature rose, the aroma of the wine gradually spread.

Old Man Tianmen took a deep breath.

There was an intoxicated look on his face.

However, this tranquility did not last long, because at this moment, the entire boundary wall began to shake again, those things outside the boundary.

It seems that he is not going to let it go.

The old man from Tianmen was shocked and realized the situation was critical, so he quickly got up and prepared to go out.

But just as he reached the door, a shocking axe light appeared before his eyes. It chopped down towards the outside world like a divine punishment, directly splitting a large rift in the land outside the world, frightening those mysterious creatures from outside the domain and causing them to retreat.

The old man from Tianmen stood there in a daze.

The power of this axe was so great that it merged with the abyss crack outside the boundary to form a cross.

You know, the original crack outside the boundary was the boundary drawn by the legendary person.

This means that beyond this line is the territory of the human race, and outside creatures are not allowed to enter, and violators will be killed.

Although in the past thousand years, those things outside the boundary have become more and more restless and crossing the boundary has become more and more frequent, the deterrent of this crack has not disappeared.

It's always been there.

Without the deterrence of this 'abyss', the attacks would only come more frequently.

But now, someone actually used an axe to create such a huge rift?

Just as Old Man Tianmen was trying to figure out what was going on, the sound of stirring firewood suddenly came from the house.

Turning around, I saw an elderly and kind-looking man placing a bamboo basket aside, with a shiny axe in the basket.

The other party said with a smile: "My ignorant grandson seems to have caused you some trouble.

I have no choice but to clean up the mess.

This blow of the axe will ensure the borders are safe and secure for thirty years...By the way, your wine smells really good, how about giving me a bowl?"

……

"Oh no, I almost forgot to ask how to get out. What was that blizzard that caught us in before?" Jiang Qing was suddenly stunned.

"Yup!"

Others also suddenly realized.

If I don't ask clearly, wouldn't I be running around like a headless fly in this northern snowfield with almost no reference points?

And if we run for a long time and get caught in the blizzard, we'll be doomed.

The battle of destiny cannot be delayed.

"Let's do this." Jiang Qing took out the flying boat and landed on the ground, "We didn't fly very far, I can still sense the transmission node left behind.

I'll go back and ask.

You guys just wait for me on the flying boat, don't leave, if you exceed the transmission distance, it will be very troublesome."

"Well, don't worry about that."

Jiang Qing nodded, snapped his fingers, and the next moment his figure disappeared instantly.

Border wall.

Jiang Qing's figure suddenly appeared here. The soldiers who were sitting cross-legged in the void looked down, and when they saw Jiang Qing again, they withdrew their gazes.

When he reached the door, he sensed two auras inside, one of which...

Why does it look so familiar?

At this moment, inside the house, old man Tianmen was pouring wine for the mysterious old man in front of him with a more reserved attitude than usual.

This uninvited guest seemed to possess an awe-inspiring majesty. Even an experienced old monk like Tianmen couldn't help but behave cautiously like a junior.

The latter picked up the bowl of rice wine that had just been filled, blew gently on the foam on it, and then took a sip carefully.

“Senior, although this rice wine looks earthy, it has a strong aftertaste, so people have given it a resounding name!
It's called Shenxianzui!
Hehe, although you have great magical powers, you can't be greedy for wine. " Tianmen old man said this, but in fact he felt very painful in his heart.

He only has this one jar!

"Well, it's really good!" Old Man Zhu exclaimed, with a hint of satisfaction and pleasure in his eyes.

"This rice wine is not spicy when it goes down your throat, but has a slight sour taste." He continued to savor it carefully, his voice revealing his sincere love for the wine.

“It’s as smooth as jade, and you can hardly feel anything after finishing a bowl, but before you know it you’re starting to get a little tipsy.

Fortunately, it does not cause heartburn or nausea, but just makes people feel slightly dizzy. When you close your eyes, it feels like you are walking on a fast track, and dreams flow with your thoughts. You feel like you are neither drunk nor awake.

If you wait until one night has passed, you might feel like Lu Zu waking up from his dream and having a sudden enlightenment.

What a good wine! "

"It's obvious that you are a wine connoisseur, senior." Old Man Tianmen said with a smile as he filled another bowl for the mysterious old man.

"Hmm..." The old man responded, looking quite pleased with himself.

After drinking a few bowls of wine, the old man picked up another bowl and casually flicked the surface of the wine, as if he was casting a secret spell.

Then he looked up at the old man from Tianmen, his drunken eyes gleaming with brilliance.

"Come on, don't just stand there and watch, drink!" There was unquestionable authority in his voice.

"Thank you, senior." Old man Tianmen took the wine glass respectfully.

As the wine went down his throat, the old man from Tianmen only felt a warm air flow from his throat to his whole body. After drinking this bowl of seemingly ordinary rice wine, the injuries he had suffered before were recovering rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Even some old hidden injuries in the body were smoothed out!
The cultivation level has not decreased but increased!!
"Hey, Senior..."

The old man from Tianmen shamelessly held out his bowl, meaning that he wanted another bowl.

"Go away, even though wine is a good thing, you can't drink too much." The old man said and drank another bowl of rice wine.

"Ha~"

The old man from Tianmen looked resentful.

He just said that one should not drink too much, but he drank several bowls himself...but he didn't dare to say it out loud.

Otherwise it would probably be this picture.

"Senior, you said not to drink too much, so why did you still drink?"

"Go away, go away. I have a higher level of cultivation. How can you compete with me? You are just a child. Go play in the mud."

The old man from Tianmen's eyes twitched, and he decided not to bring shame upon himself.

He immediately began to miss Jiang Qing. Now in his eyes, this little guy was not a troublemaker, but a boy of opportunity!
If he could have a few more bowls of this kind of wine, he would rather let Jiang Qing chop him a few more times.

But he couldn't help but secretly be surprised. This yellow wine was obviously not an ordinary thing, and the identity and origin of this mysterious senior in front of him must be extraordinary. It seemed that he was the legendary Bamboo Old Man.

Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a practitioner with extraordinary talent. After deciphering a mysterious book left over from ancient times, he realized the most profound power between heaven and earth.

This practitioner was the Bamboo Old Man who was revered by later generations.

He lived in seclusion in a bamboo forest without any desires or ambitions and rarely went out, so people in the world don't know much about him.

It was from the great catastrophe of heaven and earth in the previous era that Old Man Zhu chose to enter the secular world, and his reputation began to spread by word of mouth among a very small number of immortal cultivators and emperors and generals.

Rumor has it that he once killed a demon god single-handedly with a bamboo knife.

Even in the court, there are legends about him. Even the current national master would show awe when mentioning Old Man Zhu. So people are very curious, have these two people ever fought each other?

Except for ordinary cultivators.

Even in the eyes of the strongest, the existence of Old Man Zhu is like an insurmountable mountain, making all those who know him feel awe and yearning for him.

After three rounds of drinking, Old Man Zhu spoke again: "You have already merged with the Tianmen Realm... Why do you still need the entire teleportation array?

You can’t get out.”

"What teleportation array?" Old Man Tianmen was stunned, not knowing what the other party meant.

"It's the one at your door."

"Doorway?"

Old Man Tianmen looked towards the door in confusion. There seemed to be some subtle spatial fluctuations, very subtle and hidden very cleverly.

If it weren't for Old Man Zhu's reminder, he probably wouldn't have noticed it for a while.

Could it be that kid Jiang Qing?

"Ah, but how come your teleportation array is so similar to the one my grandson uses?" Old Man Zhu was silent for a while, "I'm not taking advantage of you, I'm serious.

Huh?
Why do I feel that my grandson’s aura is getting stronger, as if he is just outside the door…”

"senior!"

Jiang Qing shouted and pushed the door open.

Bamboo Old Man:!!!
Because he drank too much Shenxianzu, his reaction was slow, and by the time he noticed it, Jiang Qing had already pushed the door open.

While he was conveying a message to the old man of Tianmen, telling him that he could not be exposed yet, he kept his head down and dared not raise it. Later, he simply put the wine jar on his head.

Well, now that makes sense!

As soon as Jiang Qing came in, he saw a man sitting opposite the old man Tianmen. This man was very strange, with a wine jar on his head.

Although I don't know him, but since he can sit on equal footing with Old Man Tianmen, he must be a senior and I cannot be impolite.

Jiang Qing bowed first.

Then he asked his question, and the old man Tianmen nodded after listening, "That is the northern tornado, it is caused by the fact that the power of the rules here becomes different due to being close to the border, thus distorting the power of heaven and earth.

It's hard to explain that stuff, and it happens from time to time.

However, most of the time, people are dragged to unfamiliar places, and some people are indeed lost in the endless snowfields.

But don't worry, it was an accidental incident."

Jiang Qing: "...sudden incident."

"But we encountered it when we came here. If we encounter it again, we may not be able to make it in time for the battle of destiny."

"That's a problem." Old Man Tianmen nodded. In fact, he was not surprised when Jiang Qing mentioned the battle of luck.

He could naturally see the strength of these young people. They could be said to be the strongest among them.

Since so many people can get together, and the battle of destiny is approaching, it is easy to guess.

"How about this."

The old man from Tianmen put his fingers in his mouth and whistled. Soon a snow sculpture flew over and landed on the city wall outside the house.

"This Snow Spirit Sculpture will take you out. It can identify directions in the area north of the North Territory and is not affected by distorted rules.

Go for it. "

"Okay..." Jiang Qing was about to leave, but couldn't help asking, "Senior, who is this senior?"

"Ah, this is your grandfather..."

"cough!"

He was interrupted by a sudden cough from the wine jar.

“Uh, this, this is the Wine Jar Immortal. Do you see the jar on his head? That is a peerless magical weapon, more powerful than my Tianmen Realm. If he hammers it down, all heroes in the world will be terrified!
Anyway, it's amazing. You don't understand. Go quickly and don't delay the battle of destiny."

Old Man Tianmen quickly made up an excuse. Although he didn't know why the grandfather and grandson couldn't meet for the time being, Old Man Zhu should have his reasons.

"Is it really that powerful?"

Jiang Qing questioned: "Why does this wine jar look like an ordinary jar to me?"

"This is already a return to the original state, you little bastard, what do you know!"

Old Man Tianmen was a little annoyed.

"Hurry up and go."

"Back to basics!" Jiang Qing exclaimed, his eyes full of curiosity, "Senior, can you show us your head-butting skills?

I want to study the principle.

After all, there are many people who practice something like Iron Head Vajra Kung Fu, but most of them practice on the body, unlike the predecessors. If they put an indestructible magic cylinder outside their head, they will probably get a concussion.

In fact, I, the younger generation, have a lot of knowledge in studying new Taoist methods and I roughly understand the thinking of my predecessors.

It should be that the head hit the cylinder body, causing the cylinder body to vibrate at an extremely high frequency.

This kind of ultra-high frequency vibration is beyond the reach of the human brain, so those who usually practice the Iron Head Vajra Kung Fu will definitely not be able to beat the senior, right!"

Old Man Zhu: “This…”

Jiang Qing suddenly bowed and said, "Senior, please confirm my guess for me.

This is of great help to the younger generation in their pursuit of knowledge. At the very least, it can broaden their horizons and help them complete their path.

Talk about it more seriously.

This has made a great contribution to the development of Taoism for our human race."

Old Man Zhu was dumbfounded. How could this be related to the development of the human race's Taoism?

"Senior, he seems to be a founder of the Dao. Like the National Master, he will pass down the Dao or even a completely new cultivation system in the future."

The old man from Tianmen reminded him, "It seems that we really can't be careless about this!

Inspiration is fleeting.”

Old Man Bamboo: “…Okay.”

"But I may be a little rusty lately, I don't know..." He frowned, what should he do?
But for the sake of his grandson's research, how could he not be satisfied?

"It's okay, please try it, senior."

"Well……"

Old Man Zhu had a wine jar on his head. He gritted his teeth and decided to fight!

(End of this chapter)