I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 24 Doesn’t this make sense?
The Purple Cloud Flying Boat was sailing in the Yunhai Mountains while Li Changsheng was repairing the formation which only had a few flaws left.

As for everyone else.

Some were resting, some were healing, but there was a group of people gathered together.

They chose to sit next to Jiang Qing and looked at him resentfully. Even a group of elders looked in this direction with curious eyes.

"Senior brother."

Qin Xiaosui, who was beside him, poked him.

Jiang Qing was originally fighting with these people with his eyes. Fierce people? Who wouldn't be able to do that!
"Little junior sister, what's wrong?"

Qin Xiaosui leaned close to Jiang Qing's ear and said, "Why are they all staring at you, Senior Brother? Their eyes don't seem very friendly."

Jiang Qing snorted.

"Whatever they want, I saved them. If it weren't for me, they would have died long ago. They are all silent and staring at me. I don't know what they are doing!"

in fact.

They were indeed grateful to Jiang Qing.

But tricking them into pretending to be cows and horses
If it weren't for this kindness, I would have rushed up to strangle him long ago. Some of my fellow disciples still habitually imitate the shaking of cows and horses!
This is something I learned under extreme pressure and with an extremely strong desire to survive. It has become a subconscious habit and I'm afraid it won't be changed in a short time.

They were so angry that they could only express their dissatisfaction with their eyes.

"Brother, there must be some misunderstanding. How about you try to ease the atmosphere?"

Qin Xiaosui was worried about Jiang Qingdao.

"Don't go."

"But Senior Brother, isn't this what you taught me? You should be polite and worldly-wise. Did you lie to Xiao Sui all along?"

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The corners of Jiang Qing's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say for a moment. What he taught did have a little bit of misleading elements in it.

'Well, whatever.'

He sighed inwardly.

As a senior brother, I still need to set a good example. Popularity is indeed important.

He stepped forward, bowed and said:
"My fellow disciples, it will take another two days to return to the sect. We are lucky to still be alive and sitting here. We should celebrate. Why are we so sad?"

After hearing what he said, everyone nodded. It was indeed true. Compared to their fellow disciples who died in the action, it was good enough to be alive.

What else is there to worry about?
"Junior Brother Jiang is right!"

Luo Shui took out the wine gourd he carried with him and drank it. "There is a food storage room on the flying boat. There should be some food in stock. How about we celebrate?"

She looked at the elders.

The elders nodded and agreed that it would be okay to let the disciples relax since they had barely escaped death.

Soon the food was served. Most of them were spiritual fruits that were sealed with spiritual energy and were still fresh. The wine also became more mellow with time.

Soon the lights began to intertwine.

After this incident, the relationship between the surviving disciples became more harmonious.

"How can we have wine without meat?"

Jiang Qing picked out two cows and horses from his storage bag and said, "Everyone, these are specialties from the Daqing Mountains. Wouldn't it be great to grill some steaks and eat them?"

"Brother Jiang is so generous, hahaha!"

The two oxen and horses were quickly carried over.

Qin Xiaosui also drank a few sips of wine, and her face was flushed. "Brother Jiang Qing, what is this hanging on your waist?"

"what?"

Jiang Qing touched his waist and found something, a white mask.

这 是
He frowned and looked at the mask. Several images became clear. The person in the picture had such a mask hanging around his waist.

"Senior, is that you?"

He glanced at Qin Xiaosui casually, "Hey, Xiaosui, where is the little Nian beast hanging on your waist?"

"That's the amulet my father gave me." Qin Xiaosui stretched out his hands and turned them in front of him. "I'll ask my brother to send a few more over later, and I'll give one to brother Jiang Qing as well!"

Jiang Qing smiled and was about to respond, but was interrupted by a shrill scream.

"Ahhh! It hurts me so much!"

"what happened?"

Everyone's attention was drawn to it; even the elders rushed out, not knowing what was going on.

"Ah! My beloved disciple!"

"Why are you biting my apprentice's butt?"

Luo Hua was seen biting the butt of a disciple, but in his own eyes, it was clearly a steak.

He just used Fireball to cook a steak medium-rare!

"Elder, if you want to eat, just tell me." Luo Hua was a little dissatisfied.

"What do you mean, kid? Elder Gao, come and take a look at your peak's disciples. What ridiculous things are they doing in broad daylight? Humph!"

He waved his sleeves.

The elders of the First Peak rushed over after hearing the news, pushed aside the crowd and saw that the beloved disciple of their own great elder was biting the butt of another disciple.

"Look at it."

"How can this be disgraceful!?"

The elder stared at Luo Hua, his face dark as water could drip out of it, "Asshole, why don't you let go!"

"Why are you stopping me? I almost died in the mountains. It's just a bite of meat. What's wrong with that?"

"How dare you talk back?"

He forcibly grabbed Luo Hua's leg and dragged him into the cabin. He was too embarrassed to stay on the deck any longer. Qin Xiaosui was screaming beside him the whole time!
Then take out the small notebook.

It says: "The first disciple of the great elder Lingxu of the First Peak, Luo Hua, likes to bite people's ass"

Jiang Qing couldn't bear to watch and had already hidden far away. He really couldn't imagine that the two cows and horses were his fellow disciples in disguise.

Although I did give out two talismans, I forgot about it!

"Well, this can't be entirely my fault, right?"

'Brother Luo, take care. Don't worry.'

The flying boat slowly landed, and the disciples finally returned to Ziyun Sect. Many of them cried with joy.

Some matters concerning the aftermath were quickly unfolded. Li Changsheng briefly spoke a few words to Jiang Qing and then left.

Jiang Qing weighed the storage bag.

Go straight to Lingbao Palace.

Soon, a magnificent palace decorated with gold and jade appeared before their eyes, filled with spiritual treasures!

Although there are many disciples in Ziyun Sect, the price of spiritual treasures is very high. If there is no large-scale task requiring the purchase of supplies, not many people come.

Yan Yuanzi was lying on a recliner, crossing his legs and stroking his white beard, looking very comfortable.

"Uncle Master!!!!"

Yan Yuanzi was completely frightened.

It took him a while to come back to his senses. He saw that Jiang Qing had found a big loudspeaker from somewhere. It would have been fine if he had just used the loudspeaker, but the problem was that the mouth of the loudspeaker was pointing at his head.

And it’s so loud!
"Little bunny!"

Yan Yuanzi looked around and suddenly his eyes lit up. He picked up his slippers and pretended to hit.

"Uncle Master, look at this!"

Jiang Qing took out a giant egg taller than a person from his storage bag. The eggshell was transparent, like white jade.

Yan Yuanzi, who picked up the slippers, was stunned.

What is this?

"Uncle-master, this is a cow and horse egg. How many contribution points do you think it can be exchanged for?" Jiang Qing asked expectantly.

"Cow and horse eggs?"

Yan Yuanzi circled the giant egg several times, incredulous, "How can a mammal lay eggs?"

Hearing these words, Jiang Qing's eyes lit up. As expected of the head of Lingbao Palace, he was well-informed and knowledgeable. Wasn't this easy to explain?

"Uncle Master, have you ever heard of the platypus?"

"It's a creature that has an otter's body but a duck's beak on its face. It lays eggs, and the same goes for my cow and horse eggs."

"That makes sense, right?"

Yan Yuanzi glanced at Jiang Qing. He had indeed heard of this kind of creature, but what were cows and horses?
Jiang Qing looked at the expression on Yan Yuanzi's face, and he understood immediately, saying:

"Uncle Master, please look."

He opened the storage bag and actually released a creature that looked like neither a cow nor a horse.

In fact, after paying tribute to Senior Xuan Jian, he found that the main force had not returned yet, so he went to the jungle and captured dozens of cattle and horses into his storage bag.

It really wasn't intentional for Luo Hua to bite someone else's disciple's butt.

"Moo!"

Jiang Qing stared at the cow and horse.

This kind of creature is very strong. He was chased by a whole herd of cattle and horses. Such a large group would not dare to confront him at all.

"I've never seen this before."

Yan Yuanzi took out a pair of glasses from the counter and looked carefully while listening to Jiang Qing's explanation.

"He was captured from Lingxi Prefecture? That's not surprising. That place is full of poisonous miasma, anything could happen there."

"How about this, you take the eggs first, and I'll keep this cow and horse for now. I need to study it carefully before I can determine the price."

Jiang Qing nodded and put the egg away, but he took out a bunch of medicinal herbs such as Ganoderma lucidum and poisonous insects. Unexpectedly, he was disliked by Yan Yuanzi.

"Jiang Wazi, these things."

He really wanted to say that no one would pick these things up if they were thrown on the roadside, but seeing how precious they were to the other party.

Jiang Qing had sharp perceptions and quickly put the things away. He couldn’t use them in the world of immortal cultivation, but his grandfather was still a mortal.

So he took out another pair of claws.

"Uncle Master Yan, look at how many contribution points these claws can be exchanged for."

"Oh?"

Yan Yuanzi finally became interested.

"The claws of a Jindan-level lion demon are still so new. If they were made into daggers, they could easily break through the defenses of a Foundation Establishment cultivator."

He praised him repeatedly.

Finally, I estimated a price for the pair of claws and packed them up for recycling, a total of 20,000 contribution points.

"Sell!"

Yan Yuanzi nodded and said:

"Take out your identity token. You should know that this token has many uses. Not only does it record all your identity information, it can also be used for transactions."

Yan Yuanzi took out a purple crystal token from the cabinet and touched it with Jiang Qing's token.

A string of numbers suddenly appeared on Jiang Qing's token.

"20000 contribution points."

(End of this chapter)