I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 31 This Immortal Cultivation World is Not Serious

Tang Chengren shook his Taoist robe.

He had long known that Shen Chengxian was an unreliable guy who always believed in moderation in everything. His perfect muscular figure had previously attracted screams from the female cultivators.

I hope you will be fine after you come back.

It was as if he was possessed by a demon.

In order to supplement protein, he searched all the old hens' nests in the nearby peaks every two or three days! At that time, rumors were circulated:

'I don't know which peak has a flower thief who specializes in picking old hens, especially those that are pregnant and laying eggs. He sneaks into the chicken coop late at night and touches the old hens' buttocks in front of the roosters. His behavior is extremely bad!'

Many roosters are still depressed and can't even crow in the morning.

I discovered this matter accidentally. In order to prevent the reputation of the Ninth Peak from being ruined, I studied the protein pill, but I didn't expect that I would encourage more unhealthy trends!
"I hope he can understand after this incident." Tang Chengren sighed.

As for now.

It was his turn to turn the tide.

"Hmm!" Tang Chengren widened his eyes.

I saw a group of staff members lying on the stage, foaming at the mouth.

"Junior Brother Tang, what are you doing?" Li Changsheng saw that something was wrong and rushed over to scold him.

"Big Senior Brother."

Tang Chengren assured: "This is just a small accident, leave it to me!"

Li Changsheng glanced at him without saying anything. He waved his hand to disperse the poison gas, and then used his power to control objects in the air to send his fellow apprentice brothers who were lying in a mess back to the backstage.

'It's my turn.'

Tang Chengren's eyes fixed.

He walked up to the stage, bowed politely, and then took out the alchemy furnace.

The red copper Yin-Yang furnace slowly rose into the air.

This scene made everyone very confused. Fortunately, Tang Chengren quickly explained: "My fellow disciples and elders, have you ever thought about this question? What exactly is this world we live in?"

"Time, space, and dimension, where do they come from?"

"Humans are born to seek knowledge. Seeking immortality, seeking the truth, and solving puzzles, we spend our entire lives exploring the unknown. Although I am not very talented, I recently made a bold guess."

"This entire world, the sky above, everything in this world, all originated from an explosion!"

Tang Chengren controlled the alchemy furnace, which began to rotate faster and faster, with the internal pressure increasing.

There were some fellow students who studied mathematics off the field who were very interested in his theory, but most of them were not interested at all and just wanted to see the explosion.

What kind of things can be blown up?
Unexpectedly, Tang Chengren just smiled. Fortunately, his junior fellow apprentice was resourceful and had anticipated this scene, so he showed him a fragment of his memory.

My junior brother said that it was called fireworks.

Those scenes were the most beautiful explosions that Tang Chengren had ever seen in his life. Although his junior brother didn't understand the production methods, he was confident that he could replicate them!
As long as you add the seven-color potion he carefully prepared, you will be able to create the most brilliant fireworks.

"When Xun moves, the wind rises."

Tang Chengren cast a spell and summoned two dark clouds to dim the light. He wanted to achieve perfection.

"Look, everyone! This is an explosion!"

“That’s art.”

The energy accumulated in the furnace became more and more terrifying. Finally, a crack appeared on the surface of the red copper Yin-Yang furnace, and there seemed to be a collision of Yin and Yang energies inside.

"boom!"

"not good."

Some elders and peak masters realized that something was wrong. The energy was too powerful and might affect the disciples below. They flew out quickly and tried to stop it, but the explosion came even faster.

There was a loud noise that reached heaven and earth.

The fire only flashed for a moment, but the smoke enveloped the entire venue, uh, colorful smoke.

Qingsu frowned as he watched this scene.

Failed again?

She waved her jade hand, and the world became clear again.

There were several elders and even two peak masters still standing in the air, their hair blown into various colors, with very special shapes.

Of course, the disciples below were not much better off, that is, Jiang Qing and Qin Xiaosui, who were far away from the venue below, with Qingsu protecting them from behind.

His eyes swept away.

There are a lot of people in the sect with broom-like hair, messy hair, colorful side bangs, and dazzling and colorful pigtails.

Three words emerged in Jiang Qing's mind.

Kill! Ma! Te! !
"It seems that this potion cannot be washed off." He has already imagined the scene, in the future, when the sect goes out for training, a group of colorful
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Dynasty, Dajing. Inside the Sitianjian.

“——Report!”

"Reporting to the Lord Chief, the 3.2nd line of the Cabinet has reported that a -magnitude shock wave has been detected in the Ziyun Sect area in the central part of Shengzhou."

Qin Jianguo calmly put down the file in his hand and looked quietly at the person who came to report. If it was just such a small matter, it would never alarm him.

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"That's what you said!"

"This, this, I really don't know how to describe it." He handed over a bronze mirror, "Please take a look, sir."

"what?"

Qin Jianguo took it and looked at it and was stunned. He was stunned for a long time and asked:
"What are these colorful things?"

"Reporting to the Lord, they should be the disciples and elders of the Purple Cloud Sect. It is a bit difficult to verify their identities. Currently, we have confirmed two peak masters, more than ten elders, and thousands of disciples."

clack.

The bronze mirror slipped from his hand.

Xiaosui seems to be in this Ziyun Sect.

He really couldn't imagine what kind of sect this was, and he couldn't accept that his precious daughter had a colorful chicken coop on her head and called him "Lao Deng" all the time.

Xiaosui wrote him a letter a few days ago, and his tone was quite normal, so there should still be hope!

"Quick, call Zhan'er to me." Qin Jianguo stood up and paced back and forth, muttering to himself, "I need to ask him to go to Ziyun Sect in person in the near future. In addition to giving him the amulet, he also needs to conduct a careful inspection."

"Dude, your fur color"

At this moment in the meeting hall, countless disciples and elders looked at each other.

"Your fur color isn't as good-looking as mine! You know what, it's quite fashionable!"

"Hey, actually mine is pretty good too."

"Wow, that brother's trumpet hair is so beautiful! I want it too, Brother Tang, can you help me blow it up like that?"

someone shouted.

Jiang Qing's heart skipped a beat, as if something strange was triggered. He thought back to when this evil wind had swept through the streets and alleys in his previous life.

I didn't expect this world of cultivation.
"Xiao Sui!"

Jiang Qing quickly grabbed Qin Xiaosui's arms and shook them, "Xiaosui, you must promise me, Senior Brother, no! You must swear that you will never get involved in this kind of behavior."

Qin Xiaosui was dizzy from the shaking.

Agree repeatedly.

After a period of commotion, the following programs proceeded steadily, but everyone was not interested and they were more focused on the food on the plate.

There are such delicious things in the world!

Jiang Qing looked at this scene and felt a sense of pride. China is not called a country of food for nothing.

"Junior brother, can I get on now?"

Hearing this, Jiang Qing nodded to Li Changsheng, and there was another finale dish.

Hotpot for 1,000 people!!
The pot was huge, with red oil boiling inside. Li Changsheng placed it steadily in the center of the venue. The spicy aroma of the hot pot immediately hit his nose. In order to make this pot of ingredients, he emptied out Brother Tang's pharmacy.

“We can start now.”

Plop—Plop—

The sounds of people entering the water could be heard one after another.

“It smells very strong of medicinal herbs.”

"The Ninth Peak organized it well. There was even a medicinal bath after dinner. It was just a little too hot, but fortunately I could handle it!"

“This medicinal bath smells amazing!”

The male disciples jumped in one after another, each of them showing expressions of enjoyment as if they were soaking in a hot spring. However, there were also some with low cultivation and poor physical fitness who cried out in pain from the heat as soon as they jumped in.

As a result, I still got teased by my senior. Is there something wrong with me?
This made the female cultivators anxious, because it looked like it was really comfortable, but they couldn't have men and women together in public, as it would ruin the reputation of their sect.

"Junior sister, let's go over there."

"The designer of this pot must be a great senior, and it secretly combines the Yin and Yang."

"Let's go make a clear soup pot."

Just kidding.

Jiang Qing was stunned. He quickly grabbed Qingsu and Qin Xiaosui. This was really not a good idea.

"It's bad, big brother, stop!"

"hiss."

Jiang Qing gasped. What should he do?
Who knew that these people would jump in before I could even open my mouth? This world of cultivating immortals is too unruly.

(End of this chapter)