Monks

Chapter 1000 two hundred and seven

Zhang was very helpless, shaking his head and said: "Don't talk about the crow's mouth! I don't know if it's good or bad?" A little panicked. 26nbsp;

Zhang Fear said: "It's okay." With the body protected by Buddha treasures, he can do whatever he wants, as long as he doesn't want to die, even if he fails to break through, he won't go mad or die due to exhaustion.

Bukong interrupted and said: "Before you came, I carefully checked his meridian qi and blood. It is the time when it is vigorous and surging. You should be able to pass this pass steadily." Then call a few people benefactors, and change to you, me, and his "chaos" for a while.

Zhang Ai nodded after hearing this, and said in a low voice, "You can call us by our names." Zhang Tianfang followed up and said, "That's right, don't even think about it, there are still a group of Taoist priests under the mountain, and you call indiscriminately in front of them every day. , still make people unable to live, think about the thoughts of those people, you are too immature!"

This crazy guy actually has the face to educate others!Zhang Fear looked at him helplessly and said, "When are you going to break through?" Zhang Tianfang yelled as if his tail had been stepped on and backed away: "Come on, I'm willing to be a low hand and break through my head." Eyes rolled After a few turns, he turned his head and asked Bukong: "Little monk, if I mess with you, you monks don't need to break through?"

Bukong Zhengse replied: "Buddhism requires enlightenment, and one day you will realize your own body, which will be the stage of great accomplishment." Zhang Tianfang blinked and asked, "When you talk about enlightenment, do you just sit and think?" Bukong said helplessly: "You can say it this way." Zhang Tianfang thought for a while, and asked again: "You guys are enlightened..." Before he finished speaking, Zhang Ai interrupted: "Don't mess with you, you are also a monk, and The worst of the monks."

Zhang Tianfang stared and said: "You don't care about me, I don't even care about Buddha, what nonsense are you talking about?" After he yelled, he vaguely felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it carefully, if he wanted to cultivate enlightenment, he really couldn't mess around Cursing the Buddha, he coughed lightly and said: "I didn't say anything just now, and you didn't hear anything." He said to God silently in his heart: "You didn't hear it either." Then he continued to ask Bukong: "You, ah No, our comprehension...why is it so awkward? Never mind, it’s just this comprehension anyway, can you comprehend while walking?” Zhang fearfully said, “What is comprehension while walking? I think you want to comprehend while playing!” Zhang Tianfang He stared at the bull's eye again and said: "You want to take care of it?"

Bukong smiled wryly and replied: "It is reasonable to say that it is possible. There are also many great virtues in the Buddhist scriptures who suddenly became enlightened when they were busy at work and rest. From then on, they ascended to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss and enjoyed eternal glory forever."

As soon as Zhang Tianfang heard this, he laughed at that time: "This is good, this is good, I will practice this enlightenment, how should we practice?"

Although Zhang Tianfang asked very impolitely, he was able to persuade him to convert. Yu Bukong said that it was a great achievement to let the Buddha return to the Buddha's embrace, so he said seriously: "First of all, you must shave, and then ..." Zhang Tianfang interrupted him before he could say anything, "Is shaving your head just like a bald head?" Not to say yes.Zhang Tianfang shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, this won't work. I don't want to walk around with a big bald head. Can I ignore my bald head?"

Bukong replied seriously: "You are different from others, you must shave your head for conversion." Zhang Tianfang frowned and said, "I didn't say I want to take refuge, I just want to practice enlightenment with you, so I don't need to shave my head?"

I didn't take a look, well, I just said nothing for a long time, and turned to look at Zhang Ai, meaning to ask him what to do?

Zhang Afraid shook his head at him, then looked back at the living room behind him, Fang Jian was working hard there at the moment, waved to call a disciple, and asked him to go to the Snow Mountain School to inform Song Yunyi and others, telling them that he had to stay at the main peak for the next few days. After going back, he meditated at the door, waiting for the moment when Fang Jian was done.

He sat down, Zhang Tianfang was still asking Bukong: "Tell me, can I enlighten?" Bukong thought carefully for a while, and replied cautiously: "Although the Buddha is merciful, he will not save those who are not destined." It was rejected.Zhang Tianfang poked his neck and said: "I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, I am the Buddha's killer."

Zhang Ai said angrily: "You are not only a Buddha killer, but also a Buddha body." At the beginning, Zhang Ai used the Buddha's will to help this idiot grow his cultivation, and created the Buddha body in a daze, which made Bukong envious for a while.

Zhang Tianfang slapped his head and said, "That's right, and this matter, I almost forgot about it. You see, I have such a predestined relationship with Buddha, so I should be able to realize something easily, right?"

This guy is simply the best representative of "treacherous", lazy, greedy and unreasonable troublemakers, so Bukong had no choice but to put down his idea of ​​converting him, stop talking to him, go to the other side of the room and sit cross-legged, and recite the mantra to himself all the time.

He didn't want to talk, but Zhang Tianfang didn't follow him. He chased after him and murmured in a low voice: "How do you realize this thing? Tell me?" Bukong just didn't answer, and Zhang Tianfang kept inkling him. Convinced, he said to Bukong: "Speak to him, or I will kick him away."

Bukong closed his eyes and spit out two words: "Kick it."

The rascal Zhang Tianfang finally annoyed the little monk. Zhang Ai heard the words and said yes, and got up and walked towards Zhang Tianfang. Zhang Tianfang was not afraid of him, and stood with his waist pinched. .”

Well, I'm afraid you can't make it?Zhang Ai stopped and said, "What kind of brain are you? Look at the person you asked, if Bukong knew how to enlighten, he would have ascended a long time ago, why would he be with you in this inkblot?"

Zhang Tianfang thought about it and said, "That's right, that's the truth." Turning his head, he couldn't help shouting, "Did you lie to me just now? To trick me into shaving my head? To trick me into your temple?"

Bu Kong was completely speechless, and said to Zhang Afraid: "Look at him, call me if you have something to do." After speaking, he turned around and left, refusing to stay here for a moment.But Zhang Tianfang was still reluctant, and asked: "How could something happen to me? The little monk underestimated me too much." Zhang Fear was speechless, but in order to hit Zhang Tianfang, he said in a low voice: "The one who is not talking about it is the one in the room." That Fang Jian is not you."

ah?Zhang Tianfang was stunned for a moment, when did I get so ignored?I looked for Bukong in a blink of an eye, but at this moment, Bukong ran away early and disappeared.Then he turned his gaze back to Zhang Ai, and Zhang Ai said coldly: "What do you like to do, I don't have time to talk to you now, if you dare to talk nonsense to me before Fang Jian leaves the customs, be careful and I will deal with you."

This sentence is icy cold, Zhang Tianfang carefully considered the possibility of this sentence, and felt that Zhang Ai might do this, so he didn't want to continue taking risks, tilted his head to look at Fang Jian's room, and then turned to ask Zhang Ai : "When will he come out?"

Zhang Fear was speechless, and said in a low voice, "That's called going out!" "Okay, go out, when will Fang Jian go out?" :"how could I know?"

While the two brothers were talking nonsense, a disciple from the mountain gate ran up the mountain quickly, aiming at the Tianlei Palace.When Zhang Tianfang saw it, he asked Zhang Fear, "What's the matter without asking?" Zhang Fear didn't even look at the disciple, and said casually, "If you feel bored, you can go there to make troubles, only one, and you can't go down the mountain."

After saying this, Zhang Tianfang gave Zhang Fear a strong look of contempt, and then said, "If you don't let me go down the mountain, why don't I go and see?" All the motivation for this guy's work is to go down the mountain and go wandering outside.

But even though he was very angry and depressed, Zhang Fear ignored it completely. At this stage, the most important thing was to protect Fang Jian's successful cultivation to the top level. As for Zhang Tianfang?That guy is not normal at any time, so it can be completely ignored.

After Zhang Tianfang muttered something, his eyes followed the disciple and looked over.After a while, the disciple entered the Tianlei Hall, and after a while, the disciple came out again and returned to the mountain gate.And Zhang Tianfang kept looking at him eagerly.

Zhang Fear said with a helpless smile: "If you want to know what's going on, just go and ask, don't stay here." Zhang Tianfang replied: "I don't bother to know about them, it's just some crap about who was beaten and who was beaten. .”

That being said, the attention is always focused on the direction of the mountain gate.

Zhang Fear smiled and said, "Should I tell you what it is?" Zhang Tianfang said casually, "Don't talk to me!" Zhang Fear just kept silent.After a while, Rui Yuan came to him and said respectfully: "The emperor of Dayue Dynasty sent a special envoy to Tianlei Mountain to burn incense and worship, praying that the weather in Dayue Dynasty will be favorable and the crops will be plentiful."

He had just finished saying this, and even Zhang Tianfang couldn't hear it right, so he asked directly: "Speak directly, why are they here?"

Rui Yuan smiled lightly, and said to Zhang Tianfang: "It's not because of Zhang Shishu's last incident. You ordered that the emperor of Dayue Dynasty abdicate honestly and replace him with someone else. The new emperor always feels something is wrong because he is concerned about the existence of Tianlei Mountain. I don't feel at ease, so I will send people to climb the mountain to burn incense to see me every few days. They have no other ideas, but hope to be recognized by you, uncle, so that they can be emperor for a few more years."

After Zhang Tianfang heard this, he scratched his head and asked, "I kicked out the last emperor?"

Zhang Fear was speechless in one sentence, and said angrily: "Forget when you 'forced' me? You said you wanted to kill the emperor and restore the world's innocence! How long have you forgotten all of this?"

Zhang Tianfang thought about it carefully and said, "It seems that there is such a thing." Then he asked Ruiyuan, "Just this matter?" Ruiyuan replied, "There is another thing. The current emperor wants us to send some disciples to the court. , choose outstanding disciples, and bestow the title of the world's number one national teacher."

As soon as Zhang Tianfang heard that he was number one in the world, Zhang Tianfang immediately became interested, stood up and said, "I am suitable for this matter, I am suitable to be the number one national teacher in the world, and no one else is suitable!"

Zhang was so angry that he wanted to kick him, followed behind him and said, "In my opinion, you are the most suitable idiot in the world!"