Senior sister, please stop crying. I am really not a scumbag.

Chapter 1: Flowers bloom again and no one is young anymore

[Personal Business Card] A Xixi (Can fly nationwide)
When Yang Hao saw the blind date his mother pushed to him, he was stunned.

At this time, Zhou Jihong, who was worried about her son's marriage, was still saying earnestly:
"Hao, your uncle just recommended a girl to me. He said that she is well-behaved, sensible, thrifty, and works in a big city. You just came back from the Chinese New Year, and you are already 30 years old and haven't found a partner. Why don't you add her and chat with her? If you think she is right, I will tell your uncle to ask him to invite the girl's parents to come out so that our two families can meet and discuss the wedding house and gift..."

No, wait.

You call this being well behaved and sensible?

During the past few days when she was at home during the holidays, Zhou Jihong kept nagging her non-stop and introduced him to girls every now and then, for fear that Yang Hao would remain single for the rest of his life and she would never have grandchildren in this life.

Zhou Jihong was not picky and recommended men to Yang Hao regardless of whether they were remarried or had children.

This time it's even more outrageous. He directly pushed her to fly all over the country. How dare Yang Hao marry her?

While Yang Hao was confused, Zhou Jihong was still talking nonstop, "Your father and I have saved some money for you over the years. I think this girl is a down-to-earth person. When you get married, we old couple will give you a down payment for a house, and you can live a good life together."

Yang Hao's mind was in a mess. He pushed the phone in front of Zhou Jihong and said helplessly, "Stop, stop, Mom, look for yourself, what did my uncle push?"

Zhou Jihong took a closer look and slapped her thigh: "Wow! Isn't this great? She's a flight attendant."

Yang Hao's head was filled with black lines: "..."

Well, there is nothing to say to mom.

At this moment, the door of the living room vibrated slightly.

Yang Jianguo walked in stealthily with fishing gear on his back. He looked up and met Yang Hao's eyes. Then he winked and cautiously glanced at Zhou Jihong who was telling Yang Hao how good the flight attendant was. Seeing that his fierce wife didn't pay attention to him, he tiptoed to a room.

"stop!"

Zhou Jihong's face changed, she turned around suddenly and stared at Yang Jianguo.

Yang Jianguo's neck shrank, and he dared not move. He smiled awkwardly and turned back, saying, "Wife."

"Okay, Yang Jianguo, you're good enough, huh? I went out to buy some vegetables in the morning and you disappeared. Did you go fishing again?" Zhou Jihong said unhappily.

"Well, Lao Wang called me in a hurry this morning, saying that if we arrived late we would not be able to get a good seat, so I..." Yang Jianguo blushed and explained with a smile on his face.

Zhou Jihong stood up with a stern face, glared at him and said, "The young one is ignorant, and the old one is not in a hurry. What kind of kid is still unmarried at the age of 30?"

Yang Jianguo was afraid that his wife would find fault with him, so he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said righteously, "Yeah, yes, it's outrageous. There are three kinds of unfilial behavior, and the worst is to have no offspring. Yang Hao, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but look at your father. I married your mother when I was 20 years old. Look at you now? Why did I give birth to such a useless thing like you? You can't find a three-legged toad, but there are so many two-legged girls on the street."

Yang Hao looked innocent because he saw his father winking at him madly.

Yang Jianguo is a coward at home. He has been honest for half his life and is a typical henpecked man.

In order to avoid being lectured by his wife about sneaking out to fish, he changed the subject in time and diverted the blame.

Yang Hao said helplessly: "Dad, it's not that I don't want to get married. Look at the blind dates my mom recommends to me. They are either second-married or have kids. Now it's even more outrageous."

Yang Jianguo calmly put away his fishing gear, walked over with a smile on his face to rub Zhou Jihong's shoulders, and asked casually: "How outrageous is it? You can't push a kid for you and let him do the soy sauce, right?"

Yang Hao handed the phone to his father.

Zhou Jihong muttered, "What's so outrageous about that? I think the flight attendants are pretty good."

Yang Jianguo looked at his phone with a surprised expression.

He and Yang Hao looked at each other and smiled meaningfully.

Yang Hao chuckled, thinking that his father seemed to know a lot in private, and he probably didn't play around outside behind his mother's back.

Yang Jianguo was ashamed: "What kind of people does your brother promote? I'll call him and talk to him."

Zhou Jihong was confused and stared at Yang Hao and his son with suspicion, but she couldn't figure it out. She kept talking to Yang Hao about marriage, saying that your good brother Wang Zhipeng is said to have found a lover again, so this is his third marriage.

Yang Hao rolled his eyes: "He has been divorced twice. If marriage is really as good as you say, how could he get divorced twice?"

Zhou Jihong slammed the table and said angrily: "If marriage is not good, can he get married three times?"

Come on, there's no way to chat.

Yang Hao shrugged helplessly and saw his father on the balcony, talking on the phone in a low voice, very mysteriously. He glanced into the living room from time to time, afraid that his wife would notice him.

Yang Hao's conversation with Zhou Jihong ended in a bad mood. He returned to his room, took out his mobile phone, and watched some meaningless short videos out of boredom.

At this time, a WeChat call popped up.

It’s Wang Zhipeng.

A close friend from high school and one of Yang Hao’s best friends over the years.

Yang Hao got angry when he saw the phone call, "What for?"

"Haozi, my son will be one month old in two days, come over for a drink, Shenghong Restaurant at 9 a.m."

Hearing this, Yang Hao cursed: "No, didn't you just get married half a month ago? Where did your son come from?"

This bastard Wang Zhipeng has been married three times.

Every time, the wedding was held with great fanfare, and then ended in divorce, and then seamlessly connected. Wang Zhipeng smiled, "This time is different. This time I married a single woman with a child. Her child took my last name. Look, it just turned one month old..."

"Fuck you, why are you so hungry that you even want someone who is remarried and has a baby?" Yang Hao was really angry. He had drunk alcohol twice in less than a month.

"What do you know? Buy one get one free." Wang Zhipeng's tone suddenly darkened when he said this. He said self-deprecatingly, "Haozi, I won't hide it from you. I went to the hospital for a check-up and found that I was infertile. I really can't blame them before. It was my own fault..."

Yang Hao was stunned, "You?"

Wang Zhipeng obviously didn't want to go into details on this topic, so he smiled casually and said, "By the way, you haven't gotten married yet, and you're still thinking about... Chen Xiaoman?"

Chen Xiaoman?
When this name was mentioned, Yang Hao's eyes narrowed into slits. He couldn't help but take out a cigarette, light it, and exhale a large cloud of smoke.

"I have forgotten it long ago."

Wang Zhipeng breathed a sigh of relief and gloated, "Haozi, just forget it. That woman is not chaste. Now, it is said that she has HIV. How annoying."

Yang Hao smiled and said, "Really? That's really retribution."

Chen Xiaoman is a high school classmate of Yang Hao and Wang Zhipeng.

Once upon a time, Yang Hao pursued Chen Xiaoman for several years, from high school to college. With his relentless pursuit of gifts and the advice of his brothers, he actually got her.

After catching up with her, Yang Hao had to tighten his belt to make ends meet. Gifts, meals, and hotel rooms all cost money.

In order to make money, Yang Hao went out to work part-time, working himself to death and giving his heart and soul.

After graduation, Chen Xiaoman said she wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so Yang Hao volunteered to work in that city. He gave all the money he saved to Chen Xiaoman, almost raising her as his own daughter.

After Chen Xiaoman finally finished her postgraduate studies, Yang Hao, at the urging of his parents, mustered up the courage to propose marriage to Chen Xiaoman.

Chen Xiaoman just smiled and said that she had just graduated and hadn’t had enough fun yet, and her job was not stable, so she said she would wait and see for another two years.

Yang Hao waited.

As a result, one day, Chen Xiaoman took the initiative to break up with Yang Hao. She said, Yang Hao, we are no longer on the same level. I am making progress. I am working hard to take the postgraduate entrance examination and improve myself. But what about you? You are still doing some cheap and time-wasting work. We have no future.

At that moment, Yang Hao was struck by lightning and couldn't believe it. He wanted to get to the bottom of it like a madman.

As a result, I saw her talking and laughing with a black man, coming out of the hotel arm in arm, and getting into an Audi.

Yang Hao was deeply shocked and never recovered.

Wang Zhipeng talked about Chen Xiaoman's current situation, and he couldn't stop talking. After chatting with him for a while, Wang Zhipeng said seriously, "That's it. Remember, the day after tomorrow at 9 o'clock in the morning, Shenghonglou, don't forget to come for a drink."

After hanging up the phone, Yang Hao lay on the bed, bored and watching those meaningless short videos.

[Global Times #Musk SpaceX's experiment on November 11 confirmed Einstein's general theory of relativity... Time travel may become possible#Detailed information]

Yang Hao opened it and looked thoughtful.

To put it simply, SpaceX conducted an experiment using Mach 1, Mach 3, and Mach 5 fighter jets and installed several high-precision clocks on each fighter jet.

The test vehicle flew for 10 hours.

In the end, they came to a conclusion that there was a time difference between the high-precision clocks inside and outside the aircraft at different relative motion speeds.

Approximately, if you fly at 960m/s for 10 hours, it will be 0.0023s slower than outside, verifying Einstein's general theory of relativity, which states that the faster the relative motion, the slower the flow of time.

Just imagine, if the speed is infinitely fast and the time scale is lengthened, the time difference will be greater. Perhaps time travel is possible.

However, what has passed has passed, there is no way to go back and forth.

This is not nonsense.

In response to this, the blogger who narrated the video half-jokingly asked, "If a time machine really exists in the future, which era would you like to go back to?"

The comment section of the video is full of comments.

Some people say that we should go back more than 2000 years to see the scene of Emperor Qin Shihuang ascending the throne.

Some people say that we should return to the anti-Japanese battlefield with modern weapons to teach the Japanese a lesson.

……

In short, there are all kinds of strange things.

Yang Hao shook his head, thinking it was nonsense. He was too lazy to even comment, so he put away his phone and planned to lie on the bed in a daze.

There is a reopening day, and no one is young.

What is time travel? That's nonsense. Only idiots would believe it.

Even though technology has advanced, life should be becoming more and more convenient.

But it seemed like the functions were increasing in number but becoming less and less useful, and the operations were becoming more and more complicated. Yang Hao was afraid that one day he would be out of touch with the world and wouldn't even be able to use electronic products.

In a daze, Yang Hao closed his eyes for a while and soon fell asleep, but the noise in his ears became increasingly noisy.

(End of this chapter)