Senior sister, please stop crying. I am really not a scumbag.
Chapter 17 Two Dog-Headed Military Advisors Confronted
Chapter 17 Two Dog-Headed Military Advisors Confronted (2)
Room 14, Building 429.
Li Xing analyzed, "Look, she hasn't replied for a long time, which means there are two possibilities. First, she doesn't know how to reply and is considering whether to go or not; second, she thinks you are too presumptuous and doesn't want to bother with you. Now we just need to wait and see what happens. In my opinion, she will definitely say that she has something to do tomorrow and use this vague answer. If this is the case, then it means it's a sure thing."
As soon as I finished speaking, WeChat rang.
"You are so direct, have you sent this message to others before? (naughty)"
Yang Hao was surprised when he heard this, thinking, is a woman's sixth sense so accurate? Don't mention it, he just said this to Xia Shushu.
When Li Xing saw this reply, he frowned and put out his cigarette.
"What's going on?" Yang Hao asked.
"It's bad, the other side has a master."
Yang Hao: “???”
Li Xing took out his cigarettes, handed one to Yang Hao, and said, "Jiang Li is a typical social phobic, she would never say such a thing. I am very good at judging people, and I usually don't make mistakes. Her social phobia is definitely not fake. She can't be the kind of woman who looks well-behaved but is actually a playboy in private. From this point of view, she has an expert around her."
Yang Hao was really speechless. He was just chatting, but Li Xing turned it into a spy movie.
"You just said, 'I'm afraid if I don't speak more directly, you'll be snatched away by someone else.' Still with the same expression as before." Li Xing pondered.
"it is good."
Just as Yang Hao was typing, Li Xing stopped him and said:
"Forget it, that sounds too frivolous. Just reply, 'I can't help it. I'm always straightforward when it comes to relationships.' Add an emoticon, just like the one just now."
"Row."
Not to mention, it’s fortunate that there is Li Xing. If it were Yang Hao, he would be completely in the dark and might just reply with something like “No”.
……
Female dormitory, Room 7, Building 323.
Dog-headed military strategist Luo Ting was talking to Jiang Li nonstop, "Just wait and see. If he replies with something like 'That won't happen' or 'I only sent it to you', it means he's a veteran and has sent this message more than once. He's a typical example of casting a wide net."
Jiang Li seemed to understand but not quite.
At this time, the information came.
"I can't help it. I've always been straightforward when it comes to relationships. (grin)"
Seeing this, Jiang Li's face turned slightly red.
Luo Ting narrowed her eyes and said in amazement: "It's bad, there is a master on the other side."
Jiang Li looked puzzled.
Luo Ting said, "As for Yang Hao, I have also met him twice. Although he is not honest, he definitely doesn't have so many ulterior motives. For example, at noon, Li Xing and I went to sell something, and he sat there with you for a long time without saying anything. If Li Xing hadn't taught him how to talk, you two might have just sat there staring blankly for the whole morning. He definitely wouldn't have replied to you like that, so I suspect that there is someone else who is helping him chat and giving him advice."
"What should we do then?" Jiang Li had never expected that chatting would involve so many twists and turns.
"Give me the phone, go do your work, and let me handle him."
"Oh oh."
Luo Ting took the phone, thought for a moment, and typed in a string of messages.
……
429.
"Tsk, tsk, that's great, it doesn't keep people guessing. (Smile)"
Seeing this, Yang Hao’s CPU was already overheating.
what's the situation?
Yang Hao thought about countless ways Jiang Li would respond, but he never thought she would respond like this. Wasn't her thinking too jumpy? If it was Yang Hao, after seeing this message, he would really be helpless. At most, he would just respond with an expression and would not be able to respond at all.
Li Xing had a serious expression and exhaled a large puff of smoke. He said, "Stop chatting. Give me the phone. I've figured out that the girl on the other end must be Luo Ting who's controlling the phone. Let me meet her."
"Okay, come on."
Yang Hao shrugged.
In this way, the military advisors of both sides took over the mobile phones and started to fight against each other.
Let's see whether Brother Qingshen is more skilled or Sister Haiwang is more capable.
Li Xing promised Yang Hao that he would let him and Jiang Li have dinner together in the second canteen tomorrow. He said, "Don't worry. You can do your own thing and leave everything to me." Yang Hao followed his lead and thought that college students were so damn cute. He didn't think they were childish, but just thought it was fun. In fact, he was very uncomfortable with his rebirth these two days. He always felt that his mood couldn't keep up. Now he felt that he had really returned to college.
An era belonging to a group of green and simple young people.
At this time, Wang Qiang returned to the dormitory with a sigh.
Yang Hao then threw the pack of Blue House cigarettes to him.
"Thanks, Haozi." Wang Qiang had a sad face. His luck was even worse today. He lost more than a hundred yuan in a one-dollar entertainment game. On the second day after registration, before school started, he had already lost three hundred yuan. He was in an extremely depressed mood.
"fine."
"What are you doing?" Wang Qiang opened a cigarette and gave one to Li Xing and Yang Hao respectively. He caught a glimpse of Li Xing's frowning brows, which sometimes relaxed and sometimes twisted into a knot. Upon closer inspection, he found that they were chatting on WeChat.
Li Xing took the cigarette and said casually, "Nothing, just helping Haozi chat with girls."
"Oh my god, then I have to learn. I can tell whether Brother Xing has any ability or not just by looking at his move." Wang Qiang shamelessly sat down next to Li Xing.
Soon.
Wang Qiang shouted excitedly and exclaimed from time to time.
"Fuck, can we still chat like this?"
"Brother Xing, your cheesy love talk is too cheesy, isn't it?"
"Fuck? Brother Xing is awesome!"
"I learned it, I learned it."
Wang Qiang watched with great interest from the side. He felt that Li Xing's conversation skills had opened up a vast world for him and enlightened him. He wished he could find a woman to chat with right now.
After Yang Hao finished his work, he turned off the computer and went to the bathroom to take a warm shower.
Turn off the lights at 11 o'clock.
At this time, Li Xing lit a cigarette with a tired face, yawned, and handed the phone to Yang Hao, "Here, tomorrow at noon, you go to the entrance of Building 2 to wait for her and take her out to eat."
Wang Qiang on the side was still marveling at the sight.
Yang Hao was puzzled and asked suspiciously: "Aren't we going to the second cafeteria?"
"Go to hell! That bitch Luo Ting is butting in. She thinks the second canteen is too low-class and insists on going to a western restaurant outside the school. Well, I'll pay for it and you can just eat out without worry." Li Xing didn't care. He claimed to be Yang Hao's adoptive father, so he had no choice but to do such a thing. Besides, how much does a meal cost?
Yang Hao smiled and waved his hands, "Damn it, I'm going on a date with you and I'm asking you to pay. How can this be justified?"
If I remember correctly, the average cost per person at that western restaurant outside the school was only 60 or 70 yuan.
Li Xing thought so too, since it was not much money anyway, and said, "Okay, I will teach you the art of speaking tomorrow."
"Sure." Yang Hao agreed readily. In fact, if it was Yang Hao, why would he go through so much trouble? Just ask directly. If you want to go, go. If you don't want to go, forget it. At worst, you can just ask next time.
Now, Yang Hao’s attitude towards relationships is that if they can develop, then develop them, and let everything depend on fate.
If Li Xing hadn't fanned the flames, Yang Hao might not have added Jiang Li on WeChat, let alone asked Jiang Li out for dinner.
……
After lights out.
Wang Qiang lay on the bed and opened QQ. He first looked around, wanting to try out the cheesy love words he had just learned from Li Xing, but he couldn't find anything suitable.
After much hesitation, he decided to send a message to Yan Zhenzhen.
To use Li Xing's words, no matter what, just use a combo followed by A to attack. Chatting with a girl is like fighting a monster, you have to be patient, if one set doesn't kill it, then use two.
So, Wang Qiang edited a message.
"Are you there? (grin)"
As a result, the message was sent, but there was an extra red exclamation mark!
[Sending failed, please add the other party as a friend first]
Wang Qiang was stunned for a moment, cursed angrily, and opened Yan Zhenzhen's homepage again. He wanted to click on her QQ space to take a look, but it showed that access was prohibited.
"Fuck! Bitch."
Helplessly, he opened the class group of Marketing 1402 again. Except Yan Zhenzhen, he applied to add all the female classmates who were not ugly in the class as QQ friends based on his memory.
(End of this chapter)
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