Senior sister, please stop crying. I am really not a scumbag.

Chapter 219 Hot Potato
When I returned to the dormitory, I saw Wang Qiang with a bitter and resentful look on his face. Yang Hao had just returned, and Li Xing also came back humming a little tune. This bastard has been acting like a Buddhist lately. I don't know if he has let it go or has faced the reality.

"Wang Qiang, what the hell is wrong? Hey, why are you getting a haircut?"

After spending a week together, although Li Xing looked down on Wang Qiang from the bottom of his heart, he did not reject this guy. The main reason was that Wang Qiang was more respectful to Li Xing and Yang Hao in private, calling them Brother Hao and Brother Xing all the time. As the saying goes, one should not hit a smiling person.

In addition, Li Xing has been in a good mood recently.

Wang Qiang had his hair cut today, and you can tell at a glance.

Wang Qiang sighed, "Brother Xing, I seem to smell the sour smell of love."

"Tell me in detail." Li Xing replied casually as he entered the dormitory and began to take off his clothes.

Wang Qiang began to tell the story. He went to get a haircut today. Anyone who has been to college knows that the barber shop in the school has Tony's haircut skills, which are really not good. He goes in with a smile and comes out with a smile. No one can walk out of the barber shop in the school with a smile. Wang Qiang had learned from the previous experience and planned to find a barber shop outside Nanmen Bridge to get a haircut.

Not only is the cut not good, but it is also expensive.

If it costs 20 outside, then it will cost 30 at school.

After entering the store, Wang Qiang sat down and asked, "How much?"

The aunt was stunned for a moment and said, "80."

Wang Qiang was stunned at the time, "How much? What kind of black shop are you? You charge me 80 for a haircut?"

When the aunt heard this, she hurriedly said, "No, no, a haircut costs 15, and a wash, cut, and blow dry costs 20. Come here, I'll wash your hair first."

Wang Qiang felt something was wrong at the time, wondering what the hell was 80? However, Wang Qiang was also very worldly-wise, and he understood immediately, realizing that this shabby hair salon was not that simple.

When Li Xing heard this, he had already taken off his pants and was about to take a shower. He said impatiently, "Let's get to the point. You don't have such a strong taste that you like that old lady, do you?"

Wang Qiang realized that he had gone off topic, and quickly said again: "No, I like that aunt's daughter. Oh, Xingge, you know what love at first sight is, right? I fucking feel like I fell in love at first sight. I came back today, and I felt so confused. I couldn't eat or sleep well, and I felt uncomfortable all over. When I closed my eyes, I thought of that girl, and it tickled my heart, like a soft knife cutting me."

Li Xing curled his lips, too lazy to listen to Wang Qiang's nonsense, and rushed into the bathroom, humming a tune while taking a shower.

Seeing that Li Xing didn't want to listen to his nonsense, Wang Qiang looked at Yang Hao again and said eagerly: "Brother Hao, what do you think I should do? Should I take the initiative?"

At this time, Yang Hao was sitting in front of the computer, browsing the information sent by Manager Wang.

Manager Wang said that Xiashanhu was smuggling a cultural relic recently, and it was a bronze artifact that was punishable by death. As we all know, bronze artifacts are national treasures, and the sale is prohibited. If caught, the person will be beheaded. This is no longer a prison sentence, but a rebirth. How could Xiashanhu be so bold as to smuggle bronze artifacts?
Xiashanhu probably doesn't have the guts to smuggle this stuff.

Who in China dares to buy this thing?

If you hold it in your hands, it will be a hot potato.

Therefore, Manager Wang suspected that Xiashanhu prepared it for the person who was being honored by his superior, perhaps as a birthday celebration. What Manager Wang meant was that he and Yang Hao had teamed up to rob the bronze ware.

Hearing Wang Qiang calling him, Yang Hao nodded absentmindedly, "Yeah."

Yang Hao thought to himself, bronze ware is not simple. If it is robbed by Xiashanhu, won’t he be mad?

Moreover, this is a hot potato. It is an innocent man, but it is a crime to possess a treasure.

So, Yang Hao is still considering it.

Wang Qiang saw Yang Hao nod, so he slapped his thigh and said, "Damn it, yes, don't be afraid, if you like me, just confess. At worst, we can't even be friends. What's the point of being friends? Anyway, I don't lack friends."

With Yang Hao's encouragement, Wang Qiang became bolder.

Li Xing said it well.

The ugly ones have partners, the short ones have partners, the handsome ones have partners, the poor ones have partners, the rich ones also have partners, but there is only one type of people who have no partner, and that is the cowardly ones.

Wang Qiang turned on his mobile phone, plucked up his courage, and sent a message to a girl whose online name was "Don't Eat Coriander".

"Are you there?"

After a moment, the other party replied: "Yes."

"Do you have time? Come out, I'll treat you to barbecue." Don't eat coriander: "No, I'm losing weight."

When Wang Qiang heard this, he was secretly delighted, thinking that since she didn't reject him directly, it meant there was hope.

He recalled the chat techniques that Li Xing used to flirt with girls.

He summarized two points.

First, you must demonstrate your manliness and not be timid like a girl.

Second, language art should be humorous and approachable.

Thinking of this, Wang Qiang typed a string of information and sent it.

"Other people lose weight because they are fat and don't look good."

"You are not good-looking to begin with, why do you want to lose weight?"

"And lose weight first, reduce your breasts."

"Your breasts are so small, if you reduce them any further they will probably disappear."

Wang Qiang looked at the information he had entered and thought, damn, I think I have learned the essence of Li Xing, right?

After sending this humorous and witty remark, girl A will definitely be unable to stop.

next moment.

Don’t eat coriander: “???”

"Where are you now?"

Wang Qiang took one look and slapped his thigh. He couldn't help but light a cigarette and said, "It's done. It's stable."

At this time, Li Xing came out of the bathroom, wiping his wet hair with a towel. He saw Wang Qiang's excited look and couldn't help but feel puzzled.

He always takes a shower very quickly.

In fact, men also take a shower like this. They finish in three minutes without any drag.

"Wang Qiang, why the hell are you so excited?" Li Xing asked in confusion as he wiped his head and went to the cabinet to get a hair dryer.

Wang Qiang chuckled and gave Li Xing a thumbs up, "Brother Xing, I just used your previous rhetoric to ask that girl out for a midnight snack, and she agreed."

Li Xing was a little surprised, "Oh?"

Wang Qiang volunteered to give the phone to Li Xing, "Look, thanks to Brother Xing, I won't be back tonight. I'm going to go out. Let's take advantage of this now. The dormitory will close in 10 minutes."

Li Xing took a quick glance at the chat history and immediately frowned.

Li Xing: “…”

Wang Qiang didn't notice Li Xing's speechless expression at all. He took out the hairspray complacently and combed his hair into a slicked-back style, looking very proud.

He opened the drawer and took out a pack of small umbrellas and a small blue pill.

Li Xing looked at his cocky appearance and hesitated to speak. Out of the affection between roommates, he couldn't help but remind him: "Wang Qiang, I don't think you need to bring this."

Wang Qiang was stunned, "What should I bring?"

Li Xing really couldn't bear to tell Wang Qiang the truth, but he thought it would be good for Wang Qiang to experience some things, at least he could grow up quickly, so he looked at him with a hint of pity and said, "Bring a cell phone, be ready to call the police or an ambulance."

Wang Qiang didn't understand.

But in the end, Wang Qiang didn't listen to Li Xing, but set off happily with a bag of small umbrellas and a small blue pill.

(End of this chapter)