Alchemy Greater China

However, there is always a voice in Princess Sissi's heart shouting: that young oriental man, that mysterious earl of the British royal family, if you follow him, you can see wonderful things, but if you turn around, what awaits you will be an unchanging and lifeless future. Life!

It is precisely because of this that Princess Sissi is so persevering. In addition, she has a high-sounding reason in her heart: cowards and scoundrels who only pretend to be dynamite to blow up people from a long distance. I will follow you until I expose you as an enemy. Ten' of lies so far!

There is only one train from Budapest to Prague every day. Most of the trains are businessmen, and businessmen who have money in their pockets will buy a VIP ticket.

In any case, the treatment of VIPs is always better, and in addition to the chaos in Budapest in the past week (everyone knows the reason), the quiet and safe VIP waiting room has become a place for these businessmen who have a lot of money and have to travel far preferred place.

So, not long after Princess Sissi sat down, passengers entered the VIP waiting room one after another. Judging from their clothes, they were all middle and upper-class social classes. Most of the men wore top hats, and most of the women wore gorgeous attire.

After sitting down, the passengers chatted with each other in a low voice. The atmosphere was polite and orderly, without any sarcasm.

There are too many people, the green benches are limited, and Princess Sissi can't continue to cross her legs, but she is still very satisfied with this waiting room full of harmonious atmosphere of the upper class: Arnold is doing a good job, this VIP ticket is worth buying When!

You know, when Princess Sissi first came to Budapest, she was harassed by the Earth Dragon Gang, and she had a very bad impression of this train station.At this moment, Arnold has done a good deed, which made Her Royal Highness feel better about the train station.

Unfortunately, however.This good feeling didn't last long before it was broken. As more and more people were in the VIP waiting room, some people of all levels of education also appeared. , the swaying laughter of a beautiful girl... began to be filled with Princess Sissi's six senses.

Princess Sissi frowned her pretty brows, pinched the civilized stick, and wanted to get angry.Fortunately, at this time, the staff of the train station came over with a big bell ringing: "Attention, attention! The tk201 train bound for Prague is starting to check tickets. Please line up!"

All of a sudden, there was a lot of chaos in the VIP waiting room, and you scrambled for it.

After finally queuing up to get on the bus, Princess Sissy brushed off the vulgarity on her body, puffed her cheeks and found a seat and sat down. She didn't have much luggage, just black suitcases.He didn't put the luggage rack, but put it by his feet.

This is a booth for four people, Princess Sissi is by the window, and beside her is a panting, fat-headed businessman.

The vulgar businessman made Princess Sissi feel extremely bad, but when she was driving, a young man and a woman sat opposite her, which relieved Princess Sissi's depressed mood.

This is a pair of men and women who don't match in appearance. The man looks average, tall and thin.A pair of eye sockets are deeply sunken, as if they haven't woken up all year round.With his head down, a sinister gleam would flash in his eyes from time to time, which made people uncomfortable.

And the woman's appearance is very beautiful, with the face of a traditional Eastern European beauty, white and clean, thin and weak, making people want to feel sorry for her at the first sight!

In all fairness.Princess Sissi also had to admit that the appearance of this Eastern European woman was only slightly inferior to her own, and her timid and weak temperament, which made people afraid of hurting her, made Princess Sissi sigh to herself For example.

This pair is obviously not suitable!

Princess Sissi was a little bit injustice.So his eyes never left the pair of young men and women.

Of course, since the man's appearance was not easy to get close to, Princess Sissy's eyes mostly fell on the woman's face.

The train drove for a while, probably scared by Princess Sissy's 'sharp' gaze, the woman bumped into her male companion lightly and said something in a low voice.

"Hey, I said Mustache, what are you looking at?"

Hearing this, the sinister man immediately raised his head, stared at his eyes with more white than black eyes, and said fiercely: "This is my fiancee, look again, be careful that I goug your dog's eyes!"

That's right, it's really not polite to keep staring at a strange woman in Princess Sissi's current men's clothing.

If the person being reprimanded at this moment is really a man, he would have nothing to say, so he could only avoid it embarrassingly, but... Princess Sissi is not!

And she didn't think it was wrong to look at it a few more times: It's funny, I am a dignified princess who saw you, you should be proud!Besides, you guys are so incompatible, if you want to get angry, it should be my turn to get angry!

"Your dog's mouth is full of feces, why is it so smelly?"

Princess Sissy slapped her nose and shot back: "She is your fiancee? Why doesn't it look like it to me? Hey, didn't you use some despicable means to force her?"

Speaking of this, Princess Sissi twisted her neck and said to the woman: "This beautiful lady, don't be afraid, if you have any grievances, just tell me!"

The shady man was trembling from Princess Sissi's indifference, his fingers trembled, his Adam's apple twitched, and he seemed to be out of breath for a while, and he couldn't speak a word.

Paralyzed, look at my fiancée, how dare she be so arrogant! ?

The chubby merchant next to him opened his mung bean eyes wide, and he respected the sturdy Princess Sissi like a god: Buy cakes, this young man who looks fair and clean is so righteous in prying other people's corners in front of him. How powerful and rich his background is! !

"I, I don't know you, I..."

The timid woman shrank her body and moved closer to the sultry man.

"Don't be afraid, if he dares to threaten you, I'll cut off his bird and throw it out of the window!"

Princess Sissi didn't seem to hear, she was still persuasive, with a posture of not giving up until the mandarin ducks were separated.

"You still dare to cut, cut my... bird?!"

The shady man regained his strength, but he was almost outraged by Princess Sissy's words: You came to pry the corner of the wall, so it's fine if you don't feel guilty, and you dare to say cut my bird openly?You, what a rascal you must be! !

"Stop talking nonsense, I didn't talk to you!"

Princess Sissy, the sly man who wanted to run away even without a bird, still said to the timid woman: "Don't be afraid, what's your name? Let me tell you first. My name is Ashley, and I'm a palace official. Chief of the Palace Guard!"

As soon as the word 'chief guard' came out, the small booth... suddenly became quiet!

Young men, women and fat merchants all looked at Princess Sissi in amazement: Your sister, are you the chief guard of the palace?Liar, the palace is in Vienna, you don't stay in Vienna well.Why did he go on the train to tease a girl from a good family?Besides, this bus is bound for Prague, although it will pass through Vienna, but... it doesn't stop!

Doubts are doubts, but when Princess Sissi calmly took out a pistol and a wallet with a golden badge, the three of them believed it: let’s not talk about the pistol for now, but the badge is a genuine Austro-Hungarian imperial treasure. Logo!This little boy.Really... the head of the palace guard?

"Okay, don't say anything, this is a confidential mission!"

Princess Sissy squinted her eyes, seeing the inexplicable astonishment of the three people, and she was very proud: Haha, who said I can't travel far alone?You see, doesn't this calm them down?The princess is still very witty!

The pistol was borrowed from Arnold.

Badge wallet.It is also absolutely authentic, it was prepared by Princess Sissi before going home.I haven't had a chance to take it out before, but now it comes in handy.

"Yes!"

All three nodded, and the fat merchant even swallowed: "Okay, I wanted to persuade the fight, but now it's okay, it turns out that it's the palace guards who are in charge... hey."Don't be troublesome, get me involved!

It is said that although Joseph I's control over the empire was not good, the Austro-Hungarian Empire still managed a huge territory in name at the moment, and people in the middle and lower classes still had a lot of awe of the royal family.

"Say. What's your name, yes, it's you two! Fatty, I didn't ask you, you'd better shut up!"

Princess Sissi was arrogant and began to point fingers, while the fat merchant was pitifully ignored.

"My name is Yuli!" said the timid woman.

"My name is Fakeyu!" the shady man replied.

"Yuli, Fakeyu, are you really a couple?" Princess Sissi vented after passing through, and she returned to normal.

"Yes, it is……"

You Li rubbed the corner of her clothes and murmured.

"We are a true couple. Next month, I will marry Yuli!" Fakeyu said, staring at his sunken eyes, his anger still unabated.

Oh, it's really flowers stuck in cow dung!

Seeing Youli lowering her head shyly, Princess Sissy cried out in her heart: But that's okay, the journey is long, it would be nice to tease this young couple on the train to pass the time.

Princess Sissi: "Hehe, what are you doing in Prague?"

Fakeyu hesitated a little: "This..."

Princess Sissi: "This is one of the tasks assigned by His Majesty the Emperor. Of course, you can choose not to say it!"

Fakeyu: "..."

Princess Sissi: "Say, otherwise I have enough reasons to suspect that you are spies."

Fakeyu: "!#￥%..."

Yuli whispered: "We... are going to work."

Princess Sissi: "What job? Are you two working together? What kind of job is it? Well, these are all part of my investigation!"

Fakeyu replied angrily: "Circus! We are going to perform in Prague!"

circus? !

Princess Sissi's eyes lit up, and she finally asked something interesting: "Oh, what circus? What's its name?"

It is said that Princess Sissi has grown up so much, she has seen many operas and stage plays, but the open-air circus is only heard about, and she has never seen it with her own eyes!

Curious!

Yuli: "Standard Blue...circus."

Princess Sissy: "What are you performing? Well, let me guess first, Yuli, you must be an announcer, because you are so beautiful... Fakeyu, needless to say, you must be playing a clown, It's still the kind of clown who saves on makeup..."

Yuli, Fakeyu: "..." x2

The train was passing through mountains and mountains, and Princess Sissi's "interrogation" was also very different and out of order. Yuli and Fakeyu are worthy of being members of the circus. Therefore, the conversation between Princess Sissi and them has never stopped.

Yuli's shyness and quietness are in stark contrast to Fakeyu's eloquence!

Princess Sissi also had to be convinced: this couple.It's really complementary.

With the circus as a topic of conversation, Princess Sissi felt that Fakeyu didn’t seem to be so annoying: because Fakeyu’s role in the Standard Blue Circus is a propagandist, and his mouth is very lively, as if he can bring the dead to life. , He picked out interesting stories to tell Princess Sissi, interspersed with subtle compliments... This made Princess Sissi very useful, and felt that Fakeyu still had some good points.

Time passed quickly in a cheerful atmosphere. Train No. 201 stopped at a small station to add water, check, and refuel.

"Oh, I have a bad stomach, Yuli, accompany me to the next train!"

Fakeyu suddenly clutched his stomach and shouted.

"Going to the toilet? You go by yourself, what do you ask Yuli to follow?"

Princess Sissi immediately objected.

"This... Hey, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore!"

Seeing Princess Sissi's objection, Fakeyu stood up and sat down again.

Weird!

Princess Sissi kept her eyes open.

After the train restarts.After driving for about three hours, I stopped at a small station again.

Fakeyu clutched his stomach, and he really jumped out of the booth: "It's terrible, I can't hold it anymore, Yuli, get out of the car with me quickly!"

Yuli has been worrying about Fakeyu's stomach for the past three hours, and now she heard it and responded quickly.Stand up and help your fiancé.

"Wait!"

Princess Sissi kicked away the obese merchant who was in the way, and stopped in front of the two: "Fakeyu, can't you go by yourself? What are you always doing with Yuli?"

Fakeyu's face was so distorted that it was deformed. He said in pain, "Master, please do me a favor. I'm not worried about Yuli..."

"What are you worried about? With me here, don't you feel relieved?"

Princess Sissi said coldly.

nonsense.It is because of you, the little boy who picks people's corners, that Mr. Fakeyou is not at ease!The fat merchant who was about to become a passerby finally seized the opportunity and slandered him severely.

However, he still didn't get the spoken lines.

"Relax is reassuring, but I'm afraid I'll take too long. The train is leaving..." Fakeyu put his legs together, like that, he seemed to be incontinent at any time!

Passengers on the side stepped aside one after another, and some enthusiastic people held their noses and shouted: "Let him go, let him go, what if he is pulled in the carriage! You are responsible!?"

Fat merchants burst into tears: Nima, passer-by B already has lines...

Under the pressure of everyone, Princess Sissy frowned and said, "Hmph, don't think I don't know, you two want to avoid me and run away halfway?"

Princess Sissi has a smart and exquisite heart, so she couldn't see that although Fakeyu tried her best to flatter her along the way, there was a look of wariness flashing in her eyes from time to time.

That's right, they are a pair of circus clerks who make a living as performers, with low social status. When they first meet the young, handsome and promising 'Ashley' palace guard, a man would be worried that his fiancée would run away with him.

It is false to find the toilet with diarrhea, but it is true that you never return after getting off the car?

Princess Sissi thought she had seen through Fakeyu's tricks: Hey, as expected of a circus, the acting skills of this stomachache are so realistic, just from the appearance, this princess really has not seen the flaws now!

"Who wants to run away? Our destination is Prague. If we miss this train, we can't even find a place to live... Ouch, I can't hold back anymore. If you don't move, I will Pull here!" Fakeyu almost knelt down to Princess Sissi.

"Let him go, let him go...together, together..." There was an audience who was far away next to him, who had nothing to do with him, and the booing became more and more intense.

(Fat businessman with a full face: Passerby C is also better than me!)

"Okay, I'll be with you!"

Princess Sissy picked up the suitcase, grabbed You Li's hand, and got out of the car first: "I'll go with you to see if you really have diarrhea or want to sneak away!"

"Okay, okay, I'm not slipping away, I'm a surging tuba!"

With permission, Fakeyu jumped up like a rabbit and rushed towards the car door, but he only took a few steps before he couldn't take it anymore, twisted his buttocks, made a faint noise, and a foul smell came out vigorously , permeated the compartment in an instant.

"Damn it, do you have public morals!" x5

"Damn it bro, what the hell are you eating! It stinks?" x3

"You look shabby, but this fart is also wretched! You are too beastly!" x2

……

In the carriage, there was a lot of cursing, and the fat merchant wanted to yell a few words, but he took a long breath, and a stench came straight at him. He rolled his eyelids and fainted on the seat on the spot!

(The fainting consciousness of the fat businessman: Your sister, there are no lines for this!)

Princess Sissi and Fakeyu got off the train together. Fakeyu, like a wild dog stuffed with firecrackers in a chrysanthemum, happily ran towards the toilet in the distance, while Princess Sissi led Youli's little Tender hands, stroking fondly, under the sun, Yuli shyly drooped her little face.

It's really delicate and beautiful!

This is a small town called 'Minsk'. It is said that it has been established for less than ten years. The entire town was built for the Bubu Railway (Budapest to Prague). The area is very small and the surrounding area is also desolate.

As for the population, it is said that there are only two households, all of whom work to refill the stopped trains with water and fuel.

The sun was very strong and poisonous, and Princess Sissy walked slowly on the platform with Yuli in her arms. She was a beautiful woman, and she felt like a summer stroll.

The toilet that Fakeyu drilled into was about 100 meters away from the platform, completely within the line of sight of Princess Sissi, surrounded by dense weeds, and beyond that were green mountains.

"no, do not want……"

Under the sunlight, Yuli struggled lightly, glanced at the toilet in the distance, her face became even more flushed.

It seems that they are almost ripe! (To be continued..)