Cartoonist's Dream

At the corner of the courtyard wall of a Chinese-style house, an old beggar guides Li Mu with established facts, seeing that this big fat sheep is getting better.If you kill him, you can go to a five-star hotel to have a big meal, the old beggar added more energy and continued.

"A child can be taught, you understand, it's not too late to know now."

"Hmm... Although what you said really aroused my interest, if I can't fully grasp the persuasion, I will not pay you to buy 'The Way of Rescue'."

Li Mu squatted where Da Shengnan used to squat, flipping through the "martial arts cheats" on the gray cloth at random.He has already determined that the old beggar in front of him is actually a "master", and as long as he is a master, his ultimate goal is to sell the way to get rid of the siege.

"Good boy, be refreshing, smart people don't speak dark words. Before I explain to you, let me ask you—" The old beggar leaned over, leaned closer to his face, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and asked, "Do you know that you are one of many fates?" Peach Blossom Life?" [

"This is impossible!"

At this time, Li Mu immediately retorted that he had a girlfriend once in junior high school in his previous life.There are almost no women who have deep friendships. They didn't have a romantic relationship with their wife Lu Hui until they were 25 years old. There is no such thing as a romantic relationship.

"Don't talk about it. In fact, many people have peach blossoms, but your fate has grown very fast! In recent years, it can be said that your fate has improved by leaps and bounds. You are so active that even the old beggar can't see through it." The beggar said pretendingly, pinched his fingers and said, "But, although your peach blossoms are peach blossoms, they are Ke Nu's peach blossoms!"

"I'll be out of the car in about a few minutes, 'Master', can you just get to the point?"

Li Mu urged calmly with a straight face.In fact, after the old beggar made such a sensational statement, thinking that Mo Moxin might have an accident at this time, he had already fallen into a thorny situation.

"Young people are quick-tempered... Then I will simply say it. You are pure wood, women are water, or have a little bit of water. Plants must absorb water when they grow. The more lush the plants, the stronger the water absorption. You are growing too vigorously." The grass and trees. A woman with little moisture will be sucked dry by you just by sucking lightly, do you understand me when I say that?"

"I don't understand. Why do you insist that I am pure wood?"

"you?"

The old beggar secretly thought that an expert would be there first.But as a "hermit master", he can't show his clumsiness in front of ordinary people, but he just got suspicious and said with a clear expression:

"Let's not talk about birthdays for the time being, I'll just say that you can understand - simple words, for example, your name is obvious, your mother's surname is [Li], [Muzi]-[Li]. You are [Muzi] ]'s heir."

The old beggar said while gesturing with his fingers on the muddy ground beside him.However, there are too many women surnamed Li in the world, and the word Li alone is not enough to explain the problem, so he wrote the characters [梨] and [木] respectively.

"Mother is Mu, father is Mu, and you named Mu - in the next life, in this life, there are wooden characters all over your body. Do you think you belong to wood or not? You can't run away just by looking at your name!"

——As expected of living with one mouth.This statement is so hopeless.

"Wouldn't the one called Lin Mu, Mu Lin, and Mu Lin Sen be even more cunning...?"

Rimaki argued with reason.

"As the old saying goes, 'Woods are more beautiful than forests, the wind will destroy them'. Anyone who dares to put forests and trees together must either have low-educated parents or seek death."

"Oh? Then I can only change my name?"

After listening to the biased speech of the old beggar, Li Mu asked a question on a whim.

"It's useless to change it, I'm just giving you an example. It's one-sided and almost negligible." The old beggar spit and taught: "You think you can change your name? Boy, the world is not what you think. It's that simple! Changing your name can change your fate? Don't be obsessed with it!...Mingyue, explain it to him."[

The old beggar seemed to say that he was tired, so the old god closed his eyes comfortably, and handed over the task of explaining the situation to the little beggar.

Mingyue, who suddenly received the task, glanced at her master, but her master didn't respond at all, so Mingyue had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:

"Well, what my master said may not be easy for you to understand. To put it simply, you are like a grass on the side of the road. It doesn't matter if you call it foxtail grass or dandelion. No matter how much you shake your hands and shout, it will not affect the surroundings. At this time, who Didn't even realize that you will become a big tree. But now you have become a big tree. Unless the tree is cut down, the process of wood gas absorbing water gas will not stop. Donor, I made it clear ?"

"Clear." Li Mu nodded, not embarrassing the little beggar.

He knew that he was just a drop in the ocean of grass before, and after his rebirth, he obtained the conditions to become a big tree.The future system that exists in the brain is more like a super catalyst.The assistance given by the system, which is hundreds of years beyond the times, is enough to turn a small grass into a shrub.It even became a giant tree covering the entire city.

"Dare to ask Master." Even though he still doubted the theory of ghosts and gods, Li Mu lowered his posture when he thought about his relatives and friends: "May I ask what method can be used to crack it?"

"Have you finally realized it!"

The old beggar opened his eyes, immediately smiled, and held up a book of martial arts in his left hand.

"Boy. I see that your bones are so strange, and there is a spiritual light emanating from the top of the sky, and the emperor's domineering aura is unprecedentedly strong. You are a heavenly genius who has practiced this skill. The task of unifying the earth is entrusted to you!"

"Master, are you sure you went to the wrong set..."

Li Mu accidentally vomited.

And the lines are also mispronounced, is there any reason?And unify the earth...

Li Mu looked at the cheat book while complaining, and almost stared out his glasses, only to see a few large characters printed on the blue book [Yin Yang Acacia beep beep magic skill]!

"What boy, are you satisfied? This is the exercise that men all over the world want to practice. It can strengthen your heart, lungs and 'various' functions. You can practice both for entertainment and for both men and women! All troubles are solved! Today we Destiny, I only sell you 9999 yuan, and you can take away this magical secret book that can lead to Taoism and immortality for only 9999 yuan!"

The old beggar said with a triumphant smile.

"Master... (What are you doing?)" Li Mu's expression suddenly became stiff, "What is the solution?"

"Replenish your energy!"

Facing Li Mu, whose body and expression had become rigid, the old beggar narrated as a matter of course:

"I think you still don't understand. The faster your wooden energy grows, the more moisture you absorb, and every woman in the world who admires you may give you a little energy. Intuitively speaking, it's like a woman suffers Attracted by male stars, buying their records and famous brands endorsed by them, you will always be sucked away by them from time to time. These "luck" worth tens of dollars and hundreds of dollars are of course hurtful. But you have a deeper relationship with you It will be miserable for the women, you are like an extremely hungry beast, frantically plundering their moisture, and you will kill them in the long run."

Wow... It can be expanded to a global scale, which is beyond Limu's imagination.

"But! Master, those women who get along very close to me but have no accidents... how should women explain?"

Li Mu seized the clue and immediately refuted, which can be said to be a normal person's reaction.After all, once he accepts the old beggar's statement, the daily life he knows will collapse, and the familiar world will become strange. [

... as dazed as a lonely waif wandering in an unknown universe.

The old beggar said with a helpless face:

"The word 'qi' has a long history in our country. Everyone's qi is not deprived just by deprivation. Only when others are willing to give it can you inhale the qi, and transform the absorbed water vapor into wood qi, which is your own Qi. Not every woman around you is willing to pay for you, just like opening the gate to release water. Some women are willing to open the floodgate for you, while some only open a gap for you, and some are not even for you. Pay a little bit. As the one who accepts gas, of course you also have the right to refuse. Only when a woman loves you and you love a woman, the red line will be drawn, and the flood gate and river gate will be connected with a bang. Therefore, Wow! The flood came out."

The old beggar said vividly.Li Mu couldn't help being terrified when he heard it, because according to what the old beggar said, what they released was not flood but life!

"Hmm! So, as long as I don't love them... Eh, that's not right!? I've never loved them! I've always only loved Lu Hui, what's the matter with Liangzi and the others!"

The old beggar shook his head and glanced at Li Mu

"Yuelao doesn't understand love. Do you understand whether you love or not? Little love doesn't know, big love doesn't know. Your mother's love for you is also called love, and your love for your mother is also called love. There are so many loves in the world, so broad, you Do you know geometry?"

"But there is indeed a problem with your "Yin Yang Acacia Beep Beep Magic Art", among other things, how can I make up my mother's demons...!?"

Li Mu immediately blushed.

"What is tonic, it's tonic... Huh, after all, you are just a layman."

The old beggar sarcastically mercilessly.It seemed that he also felt that the Beep Magic Art was a bit biased, and once again, like a magic trick, he created five blue books behind "Yin Yang Acacia Bee Bee Magic Art". (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)