Delivery man on the battlefield: Start with the sword

Chapter 196 Fooled

"Even in the dream, I paid it back!" Jia Gui started to make a fuss.

"Don't worry, Captain Jia..." Sun Youfu had messed up.

"Stop talking nonsense. Hei Teng will come over soon. If you tell him that I owe you money, we are not done yet.

Hey? What are you laughing at? Shopkeeper Sun, you don't have to pay my debt. I'll treat him to this table.

"Old man, I've already treated you, so shouldn't you treat me too? So, I'll treat you to this table, and you can pay my debt!"

Jia Gui has set his sights on Wang Zhifei again.

Wang Zhifei smiled and said, "Captain Jia, we can take turns inviting you, but there is one thing I don't understand, and only you, Captain Jia, can help me solve it. What do you think..."

"You tell me! As long as it doesn't involve money or Shi Qingshan, I can answer you even if you ask about Mrs. Nojiri's panties."

Jia Gui patted his chest and said.

I asked what that unlucky thing was for?
"I definitely won't interfere. I've always had a question, Captain Jia. You killed yourself with this punch. Does that mean you have great strength and good health, or does it mean you are weak and sickly and have a bad health?"

"What the hell are you talking about? If I punch him..." Jia Gui was about to answer, but he felt conflicted.

Is it considered good health? He beat himself to death! Is it considered bad health? He killed someone with one punch.

"Here……"

While Jia Gui was thinking, Wang Zhifei took the box on the table and left. Before leaving, he secretly stuffed the money into the hands of Shopkeeper Sun.

Although Jia Gui owed money many times, he didn't eat any good food. Dog meat was not considered a regular dish. The best he could think of was a baked bun with three portions of donkey meat, so he didn't owe much money.

There were a full 100 kilograms of marinated donkey meat in Wang Zhifei's box. This time Jia Gui had miscalculated.

But it's normal. It would be abnormal if Jia Gui didn't miscalculate.

Jia Gui gestured with his fist on his chest: "If I kill myself with one punch, is it considered good health or bad health..."

At this time, Hei Teng came over. Seeing Jia Gui's thoughtful look, Hei Teng came over and asked, "Captain Jia, what conspiracy are you thinking of?"

"How dare I be a ghost? You are the ghost. Just now someone asked me if I killed myself with one punch, would it be considered good or bad health?"

"You, you killed yourself with one punch?"

"Yeah!"

"I don't know whether your body is healthy or not, but your brain must be in trouble. Who is so different from ordinary people that he kills himself?"

"Oh my god, I've been cheated. Shopkeeper Sun, has the old man paid the bill?"

"Captain Jia, they have already settled the bill for you. I would say you shouldn't change it." Shopkeeper Sun was still pretending to persuade her.

"What's going on?" Hei Teng asked.

Shopkeeper Sun told the story again, and Hei Teng became interested: "Oh! I know this, this is called reciprocity, being at a loss for words, and the collapse of rituals and music.

I will preside over this exchange of rituals and music!"

"Yes, you see, Lady Heiteng presided over this bad exchange, what else do you have to say? I'll settle the bill for this table, and we'll be even from now on." Jia Gui said "generously".

Shopkeeper Sun nodded helplessly: "Well, Mr. Jin will live here..."

"It's none of my business how long he stays. I'll just pay for his table! Only the food on the table counts."

"Okay, seven dollars."

"What? You are trying to extort me! Seven dollars for just these few dishes?" Jia Gui almost fell down.

"He also ordered a hundred kilograms of donkey meat."

"One hundred pounds!" Jia Gui said gritting his teeth.

"Yes! Every time he comes, he orders a hundred or eighty kilograms of donkey meat in sauce when he leaves." Shopkeeper Sun said.

……

Wang Zhifei came back. After staying in Dingxianglou for a few days, he felt happy both physically and mentally. He no longer felt like pulling out his gun when encountering problems.

You can be reasonable!
As for those who are unreasonable, I'll put on my crazy dad mask and learn a little bit of fighting skills.

The days passed quickly as Wang Zhifei was busy accumulating energy points. In addition to accumulating energy points, he also offered rewards on the forum for various questions.

For example: If the Watergate Bridge was bombed and the enemy was completely wiped out, would the enemy use a nuclear strike?

There is an interesting answer. He thinks the other side will conduct nuclear blackmail, but there is a high probability that they will not launch a nuclear strike.

Because the other party probably no longer has atomic bombs, the two made for the rebel are all they have, and it is impossible for them to make a third one in a short period of time.

Moreover, they may not be able to break through our air defenses. Even if they do, they may not be able to find valuable targets. Even if they do, they may not be able to complete the planned strike force...

In short, they were just trying to scare people at best, but when the scare failed, they found a way out and withdrew.

Wang Zhifei...

After thinking about it carefully, it seems that this comment is the most reliable. If it is true, then was my Dongfeng thrown away in vain?

It wasn't in vain, at least it accelerated their withdrawal.

Wang Zhifei threw down the book in his hand. He had been studying that period of history for some time. Now that he had the opportunity to go back, he should learn more about it.

After playing Chicken for a while, the other player was winning the game while he was eating garbage. Once again, he was sniped by a sniper from 800 meters away and was poisoned to death. Wang Zhifei threw his phone aside.

"Oh! I'm so unlucky! How about I try to give Little Gaga a mid-flowering next time? And also have a hearty chicken-eating game?"

"as you wish!"

"Eh? What did I say? It's just as I wish! I'm a delivery man, not a chicken eater."

“Please be prepared, deliverymen. We are a formal company. In order to improve the cohesion of the company, team building is also essential.

As for where to go, the company is also very humane and considers the suggestions of employees. It is also within the scope. The company has unanimously approved your suggestion. What you want to eat chicken is arranged! "

Wang Zhifei...

"Wait a minute, the company? Unanimous vote? How many people are there in the company? Why was it unanimously passed just when I proposed it?"

"Including you, there is only one person in the company."

Wang Zhifei...

That was not passed unanimously. Not to mention suggesting eating chicken, even suggesting eating dog shit would have been passed unanimously.

"The company is humane, not personalized. We can veto anything that affects the corporate image."

Wang Zhifei...

"Please prepare yourselves, team-building activities will start immediately."

"I'm not ready yet..."

"Whoosh!"

Wang Zhifei disappeared from the spot, and when he appeared again, he saw a big red sign next to him: Coca-Cola, Watsons Soda.

There is a river next to it. It is dark on this side of the river, but brightly lit on the other side.

"System! System! I can understand you wanting me to eat chicken, but isn't this yellow vest with bunny ears a little too conspicuous?"

Wang Zhifei said as he looked at himself in his courier uniform.

(End of this chapter)