Delivery man on the battlefield: Start with the sword

Eh? Dingxianglou is quite busy today. There is a barber opposite, a shoe repairman next to it, and a beggar not far away.

After Wang Zhifei came over, these people looked at Wang Zhifei and their calves were trembling.

Wang Zhifei...

Forget it, now that we are here, I might as well stop hiding the gun and the like.

"Shopkeeper Sun, business is good recently, right? You..."

“Ahhh~ Ahhh…”

"Hey, Manager Sun, why are you killing a donkey in the front hall?" As soon as Wang Zhifei entered the door, he heard a series of donkey brays.

"Why am I killing a donkey in the front hall...a donkey...Oh my god!"

When Shopkeeper Sun heard someone greeting him, he thought it was an acquaintance and turned around to greet him. But when he turned around, he saw Wang Zhifei carrying a lot of guns and cannons, like a walking arsenal. His legs went weak and he almost fell to the ground.

“Jin Jin Jin, Jinbao…” Shopkeeper Sun pulled Jinbao hard.

"Shopkeeper, why are you pulling me? You saw a ghost in broad daylight...Oh my god!" Jinbao was still wondering, what was the shopkeeper's situation? Did he see a ghost in broad daylight?

When I looked back, I almost fell under the table.

"What are you doing? Since when did you become so polite when meeting at Donkey-Jaw Bridge? Are you trying to prostrate yourself in front of me?" Wang Zhifei said with a smile.

"Hey, this, sir, what are you doing..." Shopkeeper Sun was indeed well-informed and asked, suppressing the discomfort in his bladder.

"Shopkeeper Sun, this is, oh, you mean the gun, right? Little Gaga is about to run away, so it's been a bit chaotic recently, so I took it for self-defense.

Don't you recognize me? Me! Hi! Look at your memory, get a room, stay for two days, and bring me 100 kilograms of marinated donkey meat when you leave."

"Ding!"

Wang Zhifei popped out a dollar.

"Oh my, it's you, Boss Wang! You scared me to death! Please, please, please come to the private room! Jinbao, put Boss Wang's horse in the barn in the backyard and give it some good grass and feed.

Boss Wang, your guns and cannons are safe, but don't say anything like "the game is almost over", because words can cause trouble..."

Shopkeeper Sun took the money, wiped his sweat, and went to the private room in the inner room to invite Wang Zhifei.

No wonder. The last time Wang Zhifei came, he had a full beard and had no time to shave. This time, he not only shaved his beard, but also took a bath and had a haircut. It is understandable that Manager Sun did not recognize him at first.

Jinbao hurried over and pulled the horse to the backyard.

Wang Zhifei handed the reins to Jin Bao, and then said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? They are almost finished. You don't know that they were defeated miserably on the battlefield.

When they are completely finished, they will pack up and roll back to their hometowns. It will be a pity for those black dogs, yellow dogs and dog men. When they leave, they will not take these inhuman things with them. When the time comes, they will settle accounts with them, hehe...

Oh, by the way, why did I hear a donkey braying outside the door just now? "

"Hey! What's that donkey braying? Isn't this the elder sister-in-law? She's here to look for her child."

"Her child is a donkey?" Wang Zhifei asked in confusion.

"What do you mean the child is a donkey? It's her child who is lost. She came to look for the child, but she couldn't find the child and is crying."

"Oh, so you're crying like a donkey." Wang Zhifei suddenly realized.

Are you kidding me? Can the pelvis of a person who has given birth be the same as that of a person who has not? This is looking for a donkey~ cough cough, a woman who cries like a donkey looking for a child, she has never even given birth, where can she find a child?

And her eyes are gurgling, and there is no sadness on her face. You say she is looking for her child? Besides, have you ever seen anyone looking for a child come to a restaurant? Is she looking for a child? Is she looking for a meal?
……

Wang Zhifei entered the private room. Widow Xu was stunned. She had heard everything Wang Zhifei said just now. Although she didn't understand it very well, she had heard one thing.

Hei Teng and his men are almost finished and about to leave, but it is impossible to take them away. What will happen if they stay here?
You can tell with your butt that nothing good will come of this for them. They'd better think of a way out as soon as possible, otherwise they'll be doomed when the time comes.

Widow Xu no longer cared about Hei Teng's mission at this time, and hurriedly went out to find her dozen or so lovers to find a solution.

As soon as Manager Sun went out, he said, "Eh? How come the sister-in-law who was looking for the child is gone? It's just right that she's gone. She was talking nonsense, and I was really afraid that she would offend the person inside.

No wonder he is not afraid of anything when traveling all over the country. With just this outfit, even the King of Hell will have to give him this.

Jinbao, please prepare some private rooms, and I will go buy two donkeys."

"Hey! Boss, you can go with peace of mind." Jinbao shouted.

"I feel so unlucky when I hear this."

……

Wang Zhifei finished his meal and returned to the backyard. He felt comfortable here. He could say whatever he wanted to say and not do anything he didn't want to do. No matter whether it was Hei Teng or Jia Gui, they were all bullies who only feared the strong and bullied the weak. He came in with an arsenal so brazenly this time, and no one even stopped him. Not bad! Not bad!

……

The next day, Wang Zhifei came to the private room and saw a guy sitting on a stool with one foot on the stool, peeling peanuts carelessly and shaking his legs.

"Eh? What are you doing? Who asked you to come in? Get out of here right now...

Hey, do you know that I...

Grandpa, spare me! Grandpa, spare me! "

It only took him one second to go from being arrogant and domineering to kneeling and begging for mercy. The transformation was so smooth and natural.

Wu Yaozu looked at the golden pistol on his forehead, raised his hands and knelt on the ground.

"Damn it, how did you get a bug like you from eating sunflower seeds? Who are you? You are so arrogant, how come you have never been beaten?"

Wang Zhifei loaded the gun with a "click" sound, and Wu Yaozu was almost scared to death.

"Grandpa, spare my life. I am the nephew of Shopkeeper Sun and a worker here."

"Hey, man? When did you become so arrogant? You actually dared to chase the guests away from the private room. Believe it or not, I will shoot you dead. No one in Donkey-Ju Bridge dares to say a word against me."

Wang Zhifei poked the guy's forehead with the gun again.

"Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!"

"I don't think you believe it, so let's give it a try." Wang Zhifei said.

"Don't try, don't try! I believe it, I really believe it! Uncle, help! Help! Wuuuuuu!"

Wu Yaozu was so scared that he started to cry. "Oh my god, if you try, I will be dead. You are playing with guns, but I am risking my life. I am just a few dogs and I only make a few dollars. Why are you risking your life?"

"Ouch! Boss Wang, Boss Wang, calm down, calm down. This is our new guy, and he is also my nephew. He can't speak human language, so please bear with him. Bear with him.

Jinbao, take your nephew away quickly. You are my uncle, but you don't even ask me to keep an eye on this little bastard."

Shopkeeper Sun came in and said. (End of this chapter)