Delivery man on the battlefield: Start with the sword

Chapter 54: The Chatterbox

"...Mr. Xu, let me tell you, our grain station is led by Li Laohuai, who has poor eyesight. One night, he got drunk and sneaked into the stable.

The big black horse had its back facing him, and he didn't see clearly that it was a horse. He went up and pulled its tail, saying: "Oh, whose girl is this?"

Before he could finish his words, the big black horse kicked him into the haystack..."

Xu Fu's head began to sweat. It had been more than half an hour and Wang Zhifei hadn't stopped talking.

"Brother Wu, Wu Paotou, I'm going to the kitchen to see if the pork shanks are ready. You stay here for the next few days. When everyone is gathered, I'll have someone notify you when the meeting starts."

After saying that, Xu Fu ran away in a hurry.

"Eh? Eh! Master Xu, I haven't finished yet! I..."

Finished? I'll die here after finishing it! Xu Fu thought to himself while wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.

Wang Zhifei watched Xu Fu walk away and sighed, "Hey! Master Xu is such a talkative person. I haven't had such a good chat with him in a long time.

Damn it, look, there are people who want to chat with me. No one chats with me in the big pot. I chat with the big tree, but they actually say that I talked the tree to death..."

The guard standing next to him...

Just from what you said, this is called chatting?

Wang Zhifei looked at the guard standing next to him. The guard glanced at Wang Zhifei in panic and said, "Wu Paotou, I have something else to do. I'm leaving first..."

Wang Zhifei...

There is no one who can fight.

Wang Zhifei took out a dollar from his pocket, blew it, put it to his ear to listen to the "buzzing" sound, then threw it up and slapped it on the back of his hand.

I opened it and took a look: a human head.

good! good!
Wang Zhifei's sniper rifle is good, but is it really that powerful? How is that possible!

However, people cannot reach that level, so it is okay to hang it! The padlock, rounding up, Yuan Datou is also a head, isn't it?

……

Wang Zhifei traveled around the east of Naitou Mountain these days and learned about some places that are different from those in movies and TV shows, such as the Eagle's Beak Peak is not in Wohu Mountain, but here, Naitou Mountain of Xu Damabang.

In addition, the mountain eagle in Wohu Mountain is not as bad as Xu Damabang. The mountain eagle also knows that rabbits do not eat grass near their nests, but Xu Damabang only eats grass near their nests.

Just look at the area within Naitou Mountain and you will see that there are very few ordinary people.

Also, how do you think Xu Damabang got his nickname? It was because Xu Damabang liked to beat the common people with a big stick with thorns, so he was called Xu Damabang.

He is a villain who has done all kinds of evil. However, he now has a strong army of more than 2,500 people. Except for 500 who serve as his guards, the rest are under the command of his eldest son Xu Fu.

Although he has a strong army, he still has to bow and scrape to Xie Wenhan because Xie Wenhan has Xiao Gaga's support.

This is not just about looking at the owner's support when beating the dog, but real support. Xie Wenhan was a real man who killed Xiao Gaga before, but later he surrendered and was taken to Xiao Gaga's palace and received by Xianyuan Palace Zairen.

That is little Gaga’s prince. Xie Wenhan has suddenly changed from a dog to a pet dog. In short, Xie Wenhan is now the most powerful.

The rest of the gangs are all fence-sitters with no opinions of their own.

... "The great Bodhidharma Patriarch, the mountain god, is above us. Today, I will borrow your precious land to start the Yang-killing feast! The Eighteen Arhats bow their heads! Bow! Bow again! Light incense to start the feast."

Xie Wenhan stood at the front, holding three incense sticks in his hand, and started worshiping the gods according to the procedure.

The leaders of each mountain burned incense one by one according to the level of their own strength.

Although Li Delin's big pot-kui has been very low-key in recent years and his strength has been very low, this old guy is very smooth and has three or five old gangs who buy his face.

In addition, he stood firmly behind Xu Damabang and waved flags and shouted cheers, and he actually made it into the top five in the gang with only twenty or so people.

After burning incense, representatives of the first few gangs went to the Juyi Hall to discuss matters, while the rest of the gangs ate and drank to their heart's content, played finger-guessing games, and waited for the result in the hall outside.

“Everyone, I brought this chef here specially. He’s Chun Xiaoga, and he once made sushi for the royal family.

Sake sushi, the perfect match for Xiao Gaga, I specially prepared this for you, please enjoy it! "

Wang Zhifei frowned when he saw the raw thing, and then looked at the sake next to him with an expression that even a dog wouldn't drink it.

I don't know why Xie Wenhan feels so superior even though he's just eating sushi.

Damn it! Our ancestors spent so much time learning how to use fire, and now you’re back to eating raw meat and drinking blood?

If I had known you would be like this, I shouldn’t have given you this fire thing.

Wang Zhifei took a look and it seemed that he was not the only one who looked down on this thing. Except for a few curious people, no one touched the sushi.

He just picked up the sake and took a sip.

"Everyone, we are all gathered here today for one thing. Why is this guy surnamed Yang beating people for no reason? The woodcutters cannot go up the mountain to chop wood, and the farmers cannot go to the fields to plant crops. The people are living in misery.

Therefore, the Security Department decided to issue an order to kill Yang. Anyone who could kill him would be rewarded with 50,000 silver dollars and the position of Binsui Security Commander.

Ladies and gentlemen, as the saying goes, one becomes an official thousands of miles away just for the sake of money. We all come here to seek wealth. So no matter what grudges you had in the past, today, for my sake, Xie, please put them aside!
Did you see this? The appointment of Binsui Garrison Commander is just waiting for you to make meritorious service. Once you fill in your name here, you will not only be given guns and salaries, but also land.

However, who will get the position of garrison commander will depend on the strength of each of the leaders."

"Minister Xie, let me stop you from saying this. As the saying goes, a bird cannot fly without a head, and a snake cannot survive without a head. We have so many gangs, and without someone to command the overall situation, I'm afraid it won't work.

It will be a mess by then. Let alone catching people, it would be good if we don’t start fighting. I think it’s better to choose a temporary garrison commander first.”

The voice of Zhang Leshan, the mountain eagle, is very special, like a hoarse night owl, which makes people feel creepy when listening to it.

"Whether it is temporary or not is easy to say, but Mr. Xie, are you just talking nonsense and using a piece of paper to fool us?

"To pull something for nothing requires a bare hand, right? In this case, you don't even need a bare hand?"

Xie Wenhan...

Xie XX? What kind of address is this? I said Xie XX, and you also said Xie XX?
When Xie Wenhan looked over, he realized that the person who was speaking was none other than Wang Zhifei, who was disguised as Wu Dabangti.

"I'm sorry for my poor eyesight, this brother is..."

"Ah, how can I forgive you? I don't know how! But there is no need to repeat these little things.

Mr. Xie, although Xiao Gaga used money to encircle and suppress the Yang people, we used our lives. You gave us nothing but a piece of paper. Isn't that quite immoral? Shouldn't you give us some guns and ammunition?
Besides, we can’t let us bring food and necessities when we go up the mountain to search for people!”

(End of this chapter)