It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 151 Chapter 149 Excellent Aircraft Carrier, Excellent Charles

Pastor Hamburg ran out in a hurry, trying to catch up with the three men.

But when the Pearl Master noticed the movement behind him, he pulled the Bread Warrior with his left hand and the Yogurt Warrior with his right hand, and ran faster and faster, disappearing in almost the blink of an eye.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Charles kept shouting from behind, but he couldn't stop.

Soon, he rushed outside, and it started snowing again.

Charles was holding the burger in his hand, the cold snow splashed on his face. For a moment, he felt confused as he took the burger away and looked around.

At this moment, Busquets, Pedri and Messi suddenly jumped out from behind the door.

"Ha, evil hamburger priest, we have discovered your identity as a dragon. Get ready to face the challenge of our righteous warriors!" Pedri shouted, waving the baguette in his hand.

Busquets stood on one leg, holding the bread in his hand in front of his chest like a shield.

"That's right, Dark Hamburger Priest, if you want to take Princess Chupa Chups away from us, you must first step over our dead bodies."

"You are the princess!"

Messi took out his lollipop and hit Busquets hard on the head.

Seeing this, Charles probably understood what kind of adventure they wanted to take.

A typical story of a hero and a demon king.

So he immediately raised his burger and said, "Humph, I, the burger devil, am invincible."

Busquets and Pedri looked at each other and jumped forward at the same time.

"Come! Behold my sharpest spear, and my strongest shield."

Only then did Charles realize that something was wrong.

He is holding a burger, but Pedro is holding a baguette. How do you fight?
Seeing the snow on the ground, Charles had an idea and immediately grabbed a snowball from the ground and threw it at the Bread Warrior and the Yogurt Warrior.

Soon, the yogurt warrior who was hit and his allied bread warrior immediately put down their weapons, grabbed a handful of snow from the ground, and joined the battle.

"Snapped--"

"boom--"

"Boom-"

The three of them fought snowballs back and forth, but Charles alone was no match for two people.

"Princess, save me," Charles shouted to Messi, "Come and help me."

Busquets grabbed another handful of snow from the ground and said, "Damn Hamburger Dragon, the princess will only follow the brave, surrender quickly..."

Before he could finish, while they were playing snowball fight, Messi had already rolled a big snowball from the ground and pushed it towards Busquets.

The yogurt warrior was caught off guard and was knocked to the ground by the big snowball.

"Who is plotting against me?"

When he looked back, he saw that Messi had run from behind them to Charles' side - the princess had actually joined forces with the dragon!
Time passed quickly, and finally, thanks to the efforts of the dragon and the princess, the hero was defeated.

"It's not fair," Pedro muttered, "How can a princess be with a dragon..."

Ciel forced himself to hold back his laughter and said nothing.

"Oh no, what time is it now?" Messi suddenly asked.

The bread warrior, yogurt warrior, and hamburger priest all changed their expressions instantly.

"It shouldn't be that late, it seems we didn't play for very long..." Busquets said uncertainly.

The four of them walked quickly back to the hotel. As soon as they arrived at the hotel lobby, Charles saw that the hour hand of the wall clock on the hotel wall was pointing to 10.

"Oh, it seems we are late," Pedro said dully.

Guardiola stipulated that all players must return to their rooms to have a good rest before 10 o'clock in the evening, but now it seems that the four of them are having so much fun that they have forgotten the time.

"Pep shouldn't be guarding the elevator, right?" Messi murmured, "As long as he's not there, we won't be discovered if we go back now."

But at this time Busquets' eyes had already been cast on the automatic snack vending machine not far from the hotel lobby.

"It's late anyway, it doesn't matter if it's a little later," Busquets said, "Who has money? I want to buy some snacks."

Charles took out his wallet. After playing for so long, he was hungry.

“Let’s buy together. Let’s buy together.”

Pedro looked at the elevator, then at the snack machine, and finally decided to follow his heart and ran towards the snack machine with Messi and the other two.

"Potato chips, I want to eat this."

"Buy, buy, buy——"

"Charles, I want to eat some melon seeds. Yes, yes, that's it."

"Buy, buy, buy——"

"Here, yes, Charles, that's right, a few more packs."

"Buy, buy, buy——"

Soon, a pile of snacks such as potato chips, melon seeds, and cola appeared in front of the four people.

Busquets picked up a bag of potato chips and asked, "How are we going to take this back later?"

He still had a large loaf of bread in his hand and couldn't take so much.

Pedro looked at the snacks on the ground and the baguette in his hand, and felt that he would be in big trouble if he was discovered by Guardiola.

As a Barcelona youth player, he is very clear about Barcelona's style and requirements, and he doesn't want to be demoted to Barcelona's second team at all.

Back when Guardiola was still a player, Cruyff was also the coach of Barcelona.

Once, when Guardiola was injured, he accepted an invitation from a clothing brand to be a model in a fashion show. After he came back, he was severely scolded by Cruyff and finally seemed to be demoted to Barcelona's second team.

At that time, Guardiola couldn't understand why the coach was so angry. After others explained it to him, he finally knew the reason.

After apologizing to Cruyff, he was transferred back to the first team.

Think about a player who was directly taught by Cruyff and almost became a good waist player for Barcelona B team... although his waist is not in very good condition now.

Charles directly picked up a bag of potato chips and stuffed it into his clothes. "We hide in our clothes, and as long as we don't meet Pep on the way back, we'll be fine."

"Good idea," seeing this, Messi also picked up bottles of Coke and kept stuffing them into the hem of his clothes.

The other two followed suit.

"What if we are discovered?"

Pedri is still a little worried.

"What are you afraid of?" After stuffing several bags of potato chips into his mouth, Charles reached out and picked up the hamburger on the ground with difficulty. "These are all wild potato chips. They just grew out of our clothes."

Busquets nodded vigorously, waving the black bread in his hand, "That's right, and with my yogurt warriors protecting you, there will be no problem."

From then on, the four of them went upstairs with full confidence.

"Let's go, let's be quiet and don't let anyone find out."

Messi said quietly.

Charles, Pedro and Busquets held their stomachs and nodded repeatedly.

“Ding Dong—We’re on the eighth floor.”

As the elevator's warning sounded, the elevator door slowly opened from the middle.

As soon as Pedro took the first step, he was instantly frozen in place.

"Hey, let's go," Busquets poked Pedro in confusion, but he didn't expect that as soon as he took the first step out of the elevator, he would meet Guardiola's eyes.

"Oh, it's still a gang crime," Guardiola said with a straight face, "Is there anyone else behind?"

Charles subconsciously covered his stomach, and Messi couldn't help swallowing his saliva. The two of them huddled together, trying to reduce their presence.

"Are you guys going on a team building trip? What time is it now? Why are you back just now?"

Guardiola's face turned green when he saw Charles and Messi walking out of the elevator together.

"Boom-"

Messi's face turned pale with fright.

Because the Coke in his clothes fell to the ground!
"What's going on? Who laid an egg?"

Guardiola lowered his head and looked towards the source of the sound, and the four of them immediately huddled together.

At this time, as the four people moved, the sounds of melon seeds, potato chips, and plastic friction could be heard continuously.

Soon, Guardiola picked up the Coke that had just fallen on the ground.

Under the light, the Coke held by Guardiola emitted a black light, just like the eyes of a dead fish.

"Hey, who gave birth to this little Coke?" No one dared to answer.

Guardiola sighed, walked over to Charles and took the burger from his hands.

"Don't eat the burger if it's cold. If you're hungry at night, eat more at dinner instead of buying Coke all day long."

The four nodded.

"Go, go, go, go back to sleep, and don't do it again!"

……

The next few days went according to plan, and soon their match with Kazan kicked off.

As soon as Charles arrived in the locker room, before he put his things away, Alessandro followed Guardiola with a lunch box in his hand.

Charles was a little surprised. "Alessandro, weren't you bitten by a rat before? Why don't you take a good rest?"

After all, in his impression, as long as you are at work, there is no one who doesn't like to slack off. If you are injured, you must have a good rest and take a long vacation. If the boss is different, the employees will directly take out the yellow vest from the trunk.

I didn’t expect that Barcelona’s newly hired chef would be so passionate and dedicated to his work.

Alessandro forced a smile and kept rubbing the place where he was bitten by the "rat". "Fortunately, I am very happy to be able to work."

Happy ass.

He never thought that he just went to the kitchen to see what Alvaro was up to. After all, knowing yourself and your enemy will ensure victory in a hundred battles.

But he never expected that his hand would be caught in the mousetrap!
God knows how he endured the severe pain without making a sound, and then accepted the doctor's treatment despite his suspicious gaze.

The only thing he was thankful for now was that the person who sneaked into Barcelona was a rat. If it was a duck, he would not know how to explain the scars on his hands.

It's impossible that a duck has a mouse head above its neck, right?

Originally he didn't want to be an undercover agent so early, but Real Madrid offered too much.

现在欧冠两轮过后，皇马以6分小组领跑，苏黎世、AC米兰和马赛分别积3、3、0分排名小组2~4位。

In the next round of matches, which is the day after the match between Barcelona and Kazan, Real Madrid will face AC Milan.

The two teams have met 11 times in history, with 5 wins, 1 draw and 5 losses.

In other words, from the perspective of historical probability, it is not certain who will win or lose between Real Madrid and AC Milan in the next round of the Champions League.

……

In short, Real Madrid said a lot of things and explained a lot of reasons. In the end, Alessandro summed it up in one sentence:

Give Ciel something "good".

So he went to find Ruth and got from him a "secret burger" that he had painstakingly researched.

Guardiola took the thermal box from Alessandro and said, "The burgers are still hot this time. Didn't you want to eat burgers last time? Come and try this."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guardiola turned to look at Alessandro and said, "By the way, what flavor of burger is this time?"

"The falafel burger, which uses a chickpea patty instead of a beef patty, is served with lettuce, tahini, and spicy yogurt sauce."

Alessandro said confidently, "The bean cake is coated with bread crumbs, and the skin is very crispy after frying. At the same time, this will also stimulate the aroma of the beans, and the overall taste will be very satisfying."

Guardiola nodded and said, "Charles, come and try it. You can eat the cold burgers from that day, but this one looks better than the one from that day. Come and try it."

Charles wanted to refuse.

But he had just been caught staying out all night not long ago, so he had no choice but to reluctantly extend his hand.

Alessandro was overjoyed.

Guardiola was ecstatic.

"Yes, yes, good boy, everything will be fine after eating the burgers!"

Charles frowned, feeling that this burger smelled like champion scavenger.

Charles took a careful bite, without tasting it at all, and swallowed the burger as if it were medicine.

Seeing Charles' face turn green, Guardiola immediately took the hamburger back from Charles.

"If we don't like it, just make a new flavor. Don't force yourself."

After that, he sighed and put the burger back into the insulated box. "Okay, I have to go to the press conference."

Rubin Kazan press conference hall.

As soon as Guardiola walked in, the reporters who had been waiting for a long time immediately stretched their necks like giraffes.

"Hello, Pep!"

"The Shire is better—"

The reporter held the microphone in his hand and didn't know what to say.

Guardiola slapped his head and said, "Oh, what was I talking about? Sorry, I was just thinking about something and I haven't reacted yet."

The reporter took a look at Guardiola's increasingly thinning hair, but ultimately gave up the desire to ask him what shampoo he used.

"Pep, Barcelona has made the best start in its history. Will you start Charles against Rubin Kazan this time?"

"Mr. Guardiola, you didn't give Charles a rest in the last game. Is this because Barcelona has really found the secret burger?"

"Pep, will you choose to continue to let Charles play as a striker this time?"

Guardiola adjusted the microphone on the table. "First of all, whether Charles will start or not depends entirely on his condition and the needs of the team. He is also willing to make efforts and sacrifices for the team. Having said that, I have to say that he is really an excellent player. Young players should learn from him in this regard..."

The reporters in the audience were all frowning.

It's endless, right?

"As for the hamburger issue, it is Barcelona's top secret. I cannot reveal more about it. I can only say that Charles is doing very well now and we are also making continuous progress in our research on the hamburger."

"As for Ciel's position, it depends on... my god, what am I saying... he is a very good player..."

The reporters in the audience were all frowning, and Guardiola was slapping his head again.

No, summer comes and goes, right?
……

After changing his equipment, Charles came to the player tunnel.

For some reason, he felt something was wrong.

It seemed like he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what it was.

Before Charles could remember, the system prompt sounded.

"TADA~Congratulations to the host for getting the reverse De Gea - Harry Maguire."

"Harry, the Harry of Harry Potter, is even more so the Harry of Harry Maguire."

"There can be many Harrys in the world, but there is only one Maguire in football."

"Maguire, a turning defender, Manchester United's big baby, makes De Gea's goalkeeper training hard."

"Retreat to defend, advance to score goals."

"Although he has been misunderstood many times, he is still the most outstanding Harry Maguire!"

Ciel suppressed his surprise.

How powerful must a defender be to be able to scare a goalkeeper just by looking at him? And hearing this explanation, his team is not going in the reverse direction, right?
Just like Real Madrid, although they have defenders, midfielders and forwards, sometimes their defenders and defense can be said to be like whoever runs slower will guard the home, and they all rush forward to become forwards.

But now, the Manchester United he knows does not have such a number one figure at all, which can only mean that this is what will happen in the future world.

It seems that he is becoming increasingly unable to understand the direction and trends of the future football world.

……

"Station, stage, you are watching the third round of the UEFA Champions League Group F match in the 2009-10 season, Rubin Kazan vs Barcelona."

"There has never been a record of confrontation between the two teams in history."

"Here are the match rosters for both teams:"

“巴塞罗那(4-3-3)：1-巴尔德斯/2-阿尔维斯、3-皮克、4-马科斯、22-阿比达尔/6-哈维、24-图雷、8-伊涅斯塔/10-梅西、9-伊布拉西莫维奇、7-夏尔。”

“喀山红宝石(4-2-3-1)：77-里日科夫/9-萨卢克瓦泽、76-沙罗诺夫、4-塞萨尔-纳瓦斯、3-安萨尔迪/16-诺博阿、7-西马克/19-卡勒辛、61-卡拉德尼斯、15-里亚桑特瑟夫/10-多明戈斯。”

"Charles started today, which is quite rare. There have been rumors that Barcelona has found a way to keep him healthy. Now it seems possible."

"Looking at the current group stage, Barcelona is firmly in first place, but it's still a little bit uncertain who will qualify as runner-up, after all, Inter Milan's performance is a little bit beyond people's expectations."

"Recently, in the last game, Barcelona achieved a breakthrough in team history and won seven games in a row."

"Speaking of this, Rubin Kazan is comparable in this respect."

"In the 2008 season, Rubin Kazan won seven games in a row at the start of the season, breaking the six-game winning streak previously held by Dynamo Moscow, and achieved an amazing performance."

"In the end, Rubin Kazan won the league championship in a historic move."

(End of this chapter)