It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 157 155 Purple Butt Can Enter
【Charlotte Bar】

“Is it true that Guardiola was awarded a medal?”

"You remembered it wrong. He was not awarded a medal. He was awarded the title of city hero by his hometown, Santampe."

"It seems that Europeans are particularly fond of this kind of thing. Is it time for an awarding of honors?"

"Come to think of it, why isn't the European 'Grand Duchess' shortened to 'Grand Duchess'?"

"???"

"Is there a possibility that the 'male' here is not the 'male' in 'male and female'?"

"Isn't your situation just like me taking the bus to work this morning, but there was a traffic jam on the way, so I was accidentally late for work. As a result, my company fired me directly. This is so unfair. I even suspected that my boss was taking revenge on me."

"Tomorrow I will go to the labor union to expose this boss with a duck voice for using the official seal privately, and then go home to take the civil servant exam. They say that the end of the universe is the civil servant exam, and it really is true for me."

"Today is the civil servant exam. I walked to the bus stop on the side of the road to wait for the bus. After getting on the bus, I suddenly felt like smoking. But then I thought about not being able to smoke in public places. As a prospective civil servant, I must have a sense of morality."

"The test site is located in a maternity middle school, next to which is the Maternity Security Bureau. I just walked past the Maternity Security Bureau and saw a couple, the girl was chatting with the boy."

"The girl said, 'Mom, what are we going to eat?'"

"But after entering the examination room, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my national ID card, and my ambitions were instantly gone."

"I can't stop laughing!"

"What happened just now? I was just distracted for a while and looked at the forum, how did I score a goal?"

"Don't say that. Although there is still a lot of time left in the game, I think Ruby is basically gone."

……

"Ciel!"

“Ciel!!”

"Ciel!!!"

"Barcelona 2:0 Rubin Kazan."

"After taking a three-match break, Ciel is still unstoppable."

"In the back and forth, the players of Barcelona and Rubin Kazan have been constantly testing each other. Compared with the previous game's conservativeness, in the passionate Spain, this game gave everyone a refreshing feeling."

"Everyone is making progress, and everyone is striving to be better. Shire is no exception. Instead of being carried forward by the wind and waves, it is better to take the initiative to ride the wind."

“He is a raging tide, but he is always calm; he is the sharpest sword, but he is always restrained.”

"Now, Rubin Kazan's players have to catch up."

Domingos felt sweat all over his body and couldn't stand the heat.

I glanced at Zhikov secretly and found that he was still lying on the ground, gasping for breath, and looked like he was dying.

Domingos checked the level on the sidelines, but eventually licked his lips and walked directly to the goal post to pick up Rizhikov's water bottle.

Lying on the ground, Rizhikov felt a warm current flowing through his heart for an instant.

Unexpectedly, compared to those unreliable defenders in the team, the most careful player in the team is the forward who is farthest away from him.

Rizhikov stood up with a somersault and just stretched out his hand, "Thank you..."

I saw Domingos open the cap of his water bottle and start drinking (rinsing his mouth).

The Kazan goalkeeper's face was distorted.

It's hard, the fist is hard.

At this time, Kalesin also came over, patted Domingos on the shoulder with a serious look on his face.

Rizhikov also put down his hand that was about to hit someone.

As expected, the forwards are all unreliable guys, and the ones who really understand are the midfielders.

“Give me one, too,” panted Kalessin.

Although he has been here for several days, he is still not used to the temperature in Barcelona. It is too hot.

Although there is water on the sidelines, distant water cannot quench immediate thirst. What could be more convenient than the goalkeeper's water?
Domingos widened his eyes, took a look, and finally handed over the bottle of water in his hand.

"Does it taste good?"

Rizhikov teleported in front of the two of them, his face as gloomy as a dark cloud about to rain.

"Delicious," Kalessin said automatically.

Domingos quickly poked Kalezhin with his hand, and he turned around. Unexpectedly, he saw Rizhikov's big face at a glance, and was frightened.

"Shall I go get you a new one now?"

Rizhikov grabbed his water bottle and said, "Why didn't you say you were going to steal the goalkeeper's water from the other side to feed me? What are you waiting for?"

Kalessin obediently went to get the water.

Domingos looked at Kalessin's back, which seemed to be on fire, and couldn't help but sigh, "Unlike me, I only feel sorry for my brother."

Rizhikov pretended to pick up a water bottle from the ground, as if he was going to hit someone, which scared Domingos so much that he ran away with his head in his hands.

……

Rubin Kazan restarted the game.

Domingos quickly passed the ball back, and under the pressure of Barcelona's frontcourt, the ball was quickly passed back to goalkeeper Rizhikov.

I don’t know if it was because the water was stolen, but Rizhikov kicked the ball directly over the center line.

But maybe it was because Kalessin was frightened by drinking water, but when the ball came, he lost to Charles in the header competition and was at a disadvantage again.

"boom!"

The moment Calcin was knocked over by Charles, the ball also flew out. Navas jumped in front of Ibrahimovic, pointed his forehead at the ball, and headed the ball to the front court again.

Domingos looked back at the ball and ran towards the landing point.

On the road of pursuing the right path, there will never be a shortage of people. Puyol and Pique also rushed to the landing point like him.

It's now!

When Domingos already felt the breath of scoring, he suddenly felt like he had hit a wall. At the same time, Puyol headed the ball again.

Toure, who was chasing back, stopped the ball with his chest, and spotted Karadenis not far behind him with his peripheral vision. He gently rubbed the ball with the toe of his left foot and transferred the ball again.

Charles catches the ball.

Domingos, Karadnis and Kalessin immediately surrounded Charles like a big cage.

Soon, the three-person cage was transformed into a luxurious package for five people.

Kalessin followed behind Charles, running back and forth non-stop, trying to reduce Charles's space for movement.

Just as he wished, Charles was driven to the place he wanted like a sheep.

But just as Domingos tentatively stretched out his foot to intercept Charles' ball, he saw Charles aim the outside of his foot at the ball and kick it across again, transferring the ball away again.

Kalessin immediately turned around, and as the luxurious cage dispersed, Charles, who had regained his freedom, spun around and ran out from behind Kalessin.

Abidal pushed the ball with his instep the moment he received it, and it flew past Calesin like a mellow note on a stave, and landed directly at Charles' feet. Noboa and Calesin could only rush towards Charles one after the other, but it was too late. Charles and his teammates once again played their passing and controlling game.

At this time, Kalessin looked at the clothes on Charles and suddenly realized that he was not a sheepdog, but was being played around by Charles.

The ball was firmly controlled by Barcelona.

Not long after, almost the entire Barcelona team once again crossed the center line, and the game returned to its familiar rhythm.

Puyol saw the opportunity and kicked the ball over the top again. Iniesta stopped the ball steadily again behind two Kazan players.

Noboa and Simak immediately turned around and rushed towards Iniesta. At the same time, Sharonov, the Dinghaishenzhu lurking in the back line, suddenly moved and stretched out his foot to steal the ball.

At this critical moment, Iniesta kicked the ball with the inside of his left foot half a second before Sharonov intercepted the ball and took the penalty kick.

But this time, the players of Rubin Kazan seemed to suddenly explode collectively. Karadenis was like a cheetah, directly blocking Toure's position.

In this way, with the exquisite cooperation of four people, Karadenis took the ball with his left foot and ran successfully.

Barcelona's defense was shocked and immediately returned to defense, but people are never as fast as the ball.

Karadenis made a long pass, directly passing the ball to Riasantsev, and then rushed forward like a gust of wind.

"Barcelona's backcourt players pressed too high. Now the backcourt is empty and they are about to be counterattacked."

"And now Rubin Kazan's players have points for passing the ball and counterattacks."

The moment Riyad Santsef received the ball, Xavi, who had been running all the way, just rushed up, but Riyad Santsef did not give Xavi any chance at all.

Riyasantsev, who had played football in Kazan for so long, had a mind as calm as the snow in Kazan. At the moment when Xavi's reach reached him, Riyasantsev kicked the ball directly.

"Snapped."

Xavi quickly looked down and saw the ball pass directly under his legs.

Karadenis didn't stop the ball, but kicked it again, like a transit station.

Charles and Toure had no choice but to change direction again and press towards Kalessin together.

The sky cleared up, the snow stopped, and Kalxin, who had secretly drunk the goalkeeper's water, felt that he was fine again.

He glanced at Charles and Toure who were still on the road, and pulled the ball forward without hesitation.

"call out--"

Domingos, surrounded by Puyol and Pique, was not afraid at all. He didn't even look at Valdes' water bottle. The moment he jumped, he exerted strength from his waist and abdomen and headed the ball.

There was a moment of silence in the stands, and everyone held their breath.

Valdes looked at the ball getting closer and closer, concentrated his attention, pushed off the ground with both feet, dived sideways, and lifted the ball directly out of the baseline.

"Valdez managed to save the ball."

"Rubin Kazan's counterattack was very good this time. Barcelona pressed too high in the backcourt, but their luck was not very good in the last moment. The ball was saved by Valdes."

"You know, the number of times Valdés fished the ball out of the goal has been greatly reduced compared to last season."

"Okay, Rubin Kazan corner."

Domingos walked towards the corner flag area.

The extremely beautiful counterattack just now directly raised the temperature in Camp Nou by several degrees. The heat in the air made Domingos unable to help but want to steal some water next to the goal post.

But after looking at the clothes Valdes was wearing, and seeing that there was no former teammate of his in the Barcelona team, he finally gave up the idea.

Charles silently followed Valdes' instructions, while staring intently at Domingos who was preparing to take a corner kick.

Domingos took the ball from the caddy, wiped it, and put it on the ground. As if he couldn't stand the heat, he quietly pulled his pants down and then pulled up the hem of his clothes.

Charles' eyes widened.

What tactic is this?
"Pay attention to the back point! The back is exposed!" Charles figured it out in an instant and immediately reminded his teammates.

Puyol was confused, "What?"

"Their tactic was to go in from the back and let Kalessin shoot."

Ciel explained seriously.

Harvey also turned around, "How did you know?"

"During the days I was in the Kazan hospital, I studied Rubin Kazan's corner kicks. After my analysis, the signal given should be a missed ball at the back post."

Puyol gasped.

While the Rubin Kazan players were confused, the Barcelona players were seen nodding frantically, looking like "I get it".

With the referee's whistle, Domingos kicked the ball above his head.

Just as all the Rubin Kazan players were moving according to the original plan, the Barcelona players had already seen through it all.

All of this was an illusion, and there was only one truth, and that was Kalecin who came in from the back.

Just as the ball flew over the Barcelona penalty area, Calesin, who was directly targeted by Puyol, headed the ball off target. Just as Pique and others were looking towards the landing point of the ball, Karadenis knocked the ball into the net again!
Barcelona 2:1 Rubin Kazan.

Puyol looked at Charles with an apologetic look on his face, "I really didn't expect that what you said was true. If I had blocked it, the ball would not have gone in."

Ciel waved his hands. "I didn't expect to guess it right, and now we are two goals ahead."

Guardiola, who was standing on the sidelines, looked at the scene on the field with disbelief, then turned to look at the Kazan head coach next to him.

"Tito, do you think our tactics are a little behind the times? Have the tactical corner kicks in other places developed to this point?"

Vilanova took out a notebook from his pocket and said, "Don't worry, Pep. When we get back later, we will just study other people's tactical corner kicks."

Guardiola nodded.

"Did Charles understand what they meant just now? It seemed that Puyol and the others were consciously defending Kalessin."

"Maybe. Then let's ask Charles to study the tactical corner kicks together."

【Charlotte Bar】

"Corner kicks usually have tactical significance. Can anyone analyze what this tactic is?"

"What kind of tactics is this? Do all Russian teams play this wildly?"

"How can you not love this Champions League?"

"Butt ball."

"ASSist"

"Domingos: Look, Kalessin, the back point is leaking."

"May I ask, why do you do this?"

"Maybe they really feel hot. After all, they are a Russian team, and the temperature difference is more than 30 degrees."

"In fact, Domingos really sacrificed himself to tell his teammates and then leaked the information."

"I read in the news that someone on the sidelines was cursing at him, so he kissed my ass."

I really want to play Minecraft. I just installed a module and have been thinking about it, so... today there are only 4000 words o(╥﹏╥)o
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