It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 192 190 Red Carp, Green Carp, and Donkey (Daily Transition)

After completing the examination, Charles returned to Barcelona with his teammates and took Messi's car back home.

I just got home and saw the text messages from Guardiola and Vilanova.

The meaning of the two text messages was similar, telling him not to worry too much about the game and to take good care of his injury.

The Champions League knockout stage will begin shortly after the game with Atletico Madrid.

In this round of 16 draw, except for Serie A which had bad luck, Arsenal drew a good lot.

They faced the relatively weaker team Porto.

In addition to Arsenal, Barcelona also drew a very good draw this time, which is Stuttgart of the Bundesliga.

This time, the Champions League round of 16 is also very interesting and is not inferior to the Champions League group stage.

Beckham returns to Old Trafford for AC Milan against Manchester United after seven years;

Mourinho will also return to Stamford Bridge to take his Inter Milan to compete against his former hard work;

And Hleb went to Camp Nou to challenge his old club for Stuttgart.

The reason why I use the word challenge is because Stuttgart is now struggling to avoid relegation.

The next morning, when Charles got up to eat, he turned on the TV as usual.

Although Charles has temporarily left the football field, his figure can be seen everywhere on TV news.

Spanish TV4: "In yesterday's match between Atletico Madrid and Barcelona, ​​Barcelona beat Atletico Madrid 2:."

"The five-time champions remain strong in the league, five points ahead of Real Madrid."

"Charles scored a hat trick in the first half, Fran and Simao equalized after Charles left the field, and Ibrahimovic scored the final goal in the second half, breaking Atletico's idea of ​​equalizing."

"After the game, Charles was diagnosed with a soleus muscle strain. Through video replay, Uifalusi and De Gea did not have direct contact with Charles at the time."

"But before that, Atletico players did foul Charles."

"Through video playback, we can see that after being knocked down by Uifalusi, Charles had been stroking the back of his calf, where the soleus muscle is located."

"Looking at Ciel's previous injury history, we found that this was Ciel's first soleus injury."

"On the whole, it is difficult for Uifalusi to get rid of the responsibility for Xiaer's injury this time."

"There are too many talented players who have to end their football careers because of malicious fouls on the court."

"During our street interviews, many of the fans we spoke to said they couldn't imagine not being able to watch Charles play in the future."

"Ujfalusi did get a yellow card at the beginning, but his bad behavior cannot be summed up by a yellow card."

Spanish Channel 6: "Charles' performance on the field is very good. In addition to his performance on the field, his life outside the field is also impeccable."

"But we found out that not all players at Barcelona are like Charles."

"After the game, a reporter from Marca interviewed Pique about his recent affair with Ibrahimovic."

"In the end, when facing the interview with the reporter, Pique smiled and told the reporter - 'Ibrahimovic is my boyfriend'."

"Although Ibrahimovic is extremely angry about such rumors and is preparing to sell his car, the impact of Pique's remarks is obviously not something that can be eliminated in a short time."

Spanish Channel 3: "According to a Barcelona insider, Charles is expected to miss a month due to injury, and the earliest return date is March 15."

"The warm-up match between the Spanish national team and the French national team for the South Africa World Cup will be held on March 3."

"The two teams have met 29 times in history, with Spain winning 12, drawing 6 and losing 11."

"In 14 visits to France against the Gallic Army, Spain has a record of 4 wins, 3 draws and 7 losses."

"If Charles really misses the match against the Spanish national team due to injury, then the true strength of the French team will be revealed."

"Without Chartaudet, where will Domenegue go?"

Seeing this, Charles turned off the TV.

The current Spanish national team is indeed very strong, and this warm-up match is definitely not just a simple warm-up.

After all, the World Cup is just around the corner, and which country hasn’t thought about winning the cup?
But this time he was injured and would not be able to catch up with the game no matter what.

At that time, we can only wait and see how Domenegue can use his coaching wisdom to turn decay into magic.

In the evening, Messi finished his training at Barcelona and came to visit.

"Why are you here?" Charles pushed the wheelchair and opened the door.

Macy had a book in her hands and was trying not to laugh.

"Ah, today in the locker room, Henry said something very funny. I wonder if you know about it."

Ciel looked at the book in his hand in confusion, "What's so funny that you brought a dictionary?"

"But it's really funny," Messi pushed Charles into the living room, "Really, believe me."

Ciel was skeptical, "Well, what is that?"

Messi sat on the sofa and quickly opened the dictionary, "How do you say 'mature' in French?"

"Miu," Charles peeled an orange while sitting in his wheelchair without raising his head.

The corners of Macy's mouth began to rise. "What about 'Blackberry'?"

Charles began to realize that something was wrong, but he didn't know what interesting thing Messi wanted to tell him.

"Miu."

"What about 'whisper'?"

Ciel stared at the dictionary in Messi's hand, which he hadn't even turned the page of. "Miumiu, are you trying to tell me secretly that you prepared ripe blackberries for me?"

Messi smiled and shook his head. "You'll know in a moment. How do you say 'wall'?"

"Miu."

As soon as Ciel finished speaking, Messi's Yan State map came to an end. "What about 'Ripe blackberries whisper against the wall'?"

"miumiumiumiumiumiu."

Charles laughed so hard that tears were about to come out. He now felt like a combination of a cat and a cow.

"No, this is what you call funny?"

Messi also peeled an orange for himself and laughed. "Henry only told me once, so I had no choice but to come to you."

"And, and, Charles, how do you say 'if' in French?"

"Xi (si)."

Messi finally began to turn the pages of the dictionary in his hand, "What about '600'?"

Charles probably already knew what he wanted to do, but he still cooperated and continued speaking.

"Six cents."

"…So what does 'if 600 saws are sawing 600 sausages' mean?"

"Xixisang xixixisang, I feel like my tongue is no longer mine," Charles pushed the wheelchair over and tried to snatch the dictionary from Messi's hands.

"Unless you are going to play for a French Ligue 1 team in the future, don't ask."

Macy stood up, grabbed the dictionary and ran off, "No, no, no, one last one. I promise not to ask."

"So, how do you say 'uncle' in French?"

Charles, sitting in a wheelchair, couldn't catch up with Messi who was running everywhere, and finally experienced the feeling of Uifalusi in the last game.

"No, no, I've asked twice already. You should go find Henry."

"Well, tell me, it's because Henry only said it once that I wrote it down, so I came to see you. I'm worried that you're bored."

Charles pushed the wheelchair back and continued peeling the orange.

“Tonton.”

Macy walked back over when she saw this and went back to reading her notes. “Yours.”

“Ton.”

"What about 'shave'?"

Charles thought for a moment, "tondre."...

Messi's mouth corners were about to reach his ears. "So what do you say 'If my uncle shaves your uncle'?"

Charles felt that his mind was a little confused, "Dream play, dream ...

"Enough is enough, why did Henry say this in the locker room? Stop playing this joke!"

Charles felt like his mouth was no longer his own. What was the difference between this and the “Red Carp, Green Carp, and Fish” and “I also want to live a life of over, over, over, over, and over” he had encountered before?
"Hahaha--"

Messi burst into laughter.

At this moment, there was another knock on the door.

"Who?" Charles pushed the wheelchair slowly towards the door.

"It's me, Kolkich. I brought you some delicious fruit."

Bo Yang said outside the door.

Hearing this, Ciel quickly opened the door and said, "Come in, Leo is here too."

Boyang walked in happily carrying a bag of fruit.

"Charles, I encountered something very happy today. I wonder if you know about it."

"What happy thing?"

Charles suddenly realized something was wrong. Why did these opening words sound so similar to Messi's?

"Ah, how do you say 'mature' in French?"

……

Around 10 o'clock in the evening, Messi, Bojan, Iniesta, Xavi and Puyol left Charles' house with smiles on their faces.

2 month 24 day.

Charles turned on the TV on time.

Today is the Champions League knockout match between Barcelona and Stuttgart.

In the last match, Barcelona won 4-0 against Racing Santander. Charles believes that there should be no problem facing Stuttgart this time.

This Champions League match is also different from previous ones.

This year's Champions League has been reformed to adopt a model of two games per day.

The match between Barcelona and Stuttgart is on the third match day.

Four games have been played in the previous two match days.

Milan, which once swept the Red Devils 3:0 at home, was unexpectedly scored 3 goals by Manchester United this time.

Lyon defeated the invincible Real Madrid Galacticos, and Benzema was powerless against his old club.

Porto beat Arsenal at home, leaving Wenger disappointed.

What’s even more interesting is that a lot of wonderful things happened in the first four games.

For example, Scholes's ridiculous goal*, Fabianski saved the opponent's harmless cross into his own goal;
In addition, the Swedish referee Hansson stood in front of Campbell, allowing two opposing players to complete a quick kick-off and score a goal, without giving Arsenal any time to set up a human wall.

In short, the first four games were full of drama. In short, there is nothing you can't do as long as you can think of it.

Charles now only hopes that there will be no trouble at Barcelona.

Because of Charles' injury, Guardiola had to change the formation.

Midfielders: Busquets, Yaya Toure, Xavi; forwards: Messi, Ibrahimovic and Iniesta.

The two teams have met twice in history. In the 2-2007 Champions League group stage, Barcelona defeated Stuttgart both home and away.

The game started off pretty normal.

In the 5th minute, Stuttgart's midfielder quickly took a free kick, Pogrebnyak made a cross from the left side of the penalty area, Gebhardt made a low shot with his left foot in front of the penalty area, and Valdes bravely saved the ball.

In the 14th minute, Gebhardt handballed in the penalty area, but the referee Kuipers remained indifferent.

Charles turned up the volume on the TV.

He already smelled something unusual.

Sure enough, in the 24th minute, Gebhardt made a 45-degree cross from the right, and Cacau headed the ball into the goal from the left side of the small penalty area, beating Puyol.

This time Valdes failed to save the team again.

0:1, Barcelona falls behind away from home.

In the 28th minute, Pogrebnyak made a cross from the right side of the penalty area. Pique accidentally handballed in defense and Kuipers refused to award a penalty.

Well, both teams had handballs missed, so it’s a tie now.

In the 30th minute, Cacau knocked down Max on the right side of the penalty area, Valdes made a cross, and Kahdira was ready to shoot into the empty goal.

Puyol tried hard to interfere, but in the end Kahdira failed to kick with enough power.

Pique, who was lying on the ground, cleared the ball out of the baseline without any hesitation.

Charles stared at the TV intently.

No, this script is wrong.

From then on, Stuttgart bombarded Barcelona's goal.

It was not until the 39th minute that Messi relied on his personal ability to break through to the top of the penalty area and shot with his left foot.

However, after Lehmann saved the ball, it hit the right goal post and bounced back into the field. Lehmann reacted and turned around to save the ball.

Barcelona's attack was once again resolved.

But just one minute later, Stuttgart responded.

Pogrebnyak ran 40 meters in the midfield, broke through to the right side of Barcelona's penalty area, and made a low shot with his right foot. Fortunately, Valdes rushed out and blocked the ball with his legs.

Fortunately, after the start of the second half, Barcelona finally equalized the score.

Busquets made a lob pass from the middle, Delpierre headed the ball to clear it but accidentally touched the ball backwards, and Pique headed the ball to the left side of the penalty area.

After Ibrahimovic's shot from the center outside the small penalty area was saved by Lehmann, Ibrahimovic shot into the empty goal again.

Stuttgart 1:1 Barcelona.

Ciel took a deep breath.

After Guardiola's midfield adjustments, he believes that Barcelona will soon be back on track.

Who would have thought that in the Champions League, the defending champions would tie with a Bundesliga relegation team?

In the 68th minute, Xavi took a corner kick from the left side.

Lehmann's attack was in vain, and Ibrahimovic turned and shot from the right side of the penalty area, but the ball was blocked by Molinaro with his right upper arm in front of the goal line.

Stuttgart committed handball, but referee Kuipers still refused to award a penalty.

In the following time, both sides continued to adjust, but in the end Barcelona drew 1-1 with Stuttgart.

Charles didn't know what to say for a moment.

First, Arsenal were badly framed by the referee Martin Hansen at the Estadio do Dragao in Portugal.

Then there was a similar refereeing issue in Bayern's 2-1 win over Fiorentina.

Klose committed a foul but was not sent off, and finally scored an offside goal before the end of the game.

The referee for this match is Hening.

That’s right, he was the referee for the second leg between Barcelona and Chelsea last season.

Now there are referees who don't call handball.

The most outrageous thing is that Henning and Martin Hansen are both among the 30 referees of the South Africa World Cup.

This couldn't help but remind Charles of the previous World Cup in Japan and South Korea.

(End of this chapter)