It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 207 Chapter 205 How to Become the President of Real Madrid (Daily Transition)
On April 4, the Spanish national derby officially kicked off.

While Charles and his teammates were having lunch at a Florida hotel, the news was playing on the TV in the restaurant.

Charles didn't care about these things at first, after all, eating was more important.

But as the terms Florentino, Real Madrid and Calderon were constantly mentioned, Charles also raised his head.

Sure enough, news about Real Madrid was broadcast on TV.

Charles looked carefully and found that Calderon's membership card had been revoked by Florentino.

You know, the president of membership clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona must be a member.

Although members of a membership club do not receive any dividends and still have to pay money to the club, it is still quite difficult to become a member.

Although Real Madrid supporters (not fans in a broad sense) are also called members, they are completely different from real members.

Supporters can pay to join, but Real Madrid members are not.

In the past, as long as you were recommended by a Real Madrid member and paid the fee, you could become a Real Madrid member.

But now you cannot become a new Real Madrid member unless you have a blood relationship with an existing Real Madrid member.

Moreover, Real Madrid membership is a family system, which means that a family must have three generations of fans; one person alone cannot become a member.

The situation at Barcelona is similar.

In other words, it would be extremely difficult for Calderon to make a comeback and overthrow Florentino's position as the president of Real Madrid.

Because he doesn't even have the first step, which is to become a Real Madrid member.

The TV began to play footage of Calderon being interviewed.

He was very unhappy with Florentino.

"He said he would rebuild a super luxurious team next season, but wasn't 250 million luxurious enough last summer?"

"If Barcelona really lifts the Champions League at the Bernabeu, how many banks will Florentino mortgage the Bernabeu to, and how much money will he get in exchange to repair his ridiculous Galacticos?"

"At this time a year ago, what Florentino sold the most was hope. Now he is in power and has cancelled my membership, but what? There is only disappointment left at the Bernabeu now."

Charles was amazed when he saw this.

On the other side, Messi, who was concentrating on eating, finally raised his head.

"What are you watching on the news?"

“It was Florentino who expelled Calderón from the membership.”

As soon as Charles finished speaking, everyone at the table with him started laughing.

As time passed, the group soon got on the bus to the Bernabeu.

Unlike Barcelona, ​​the streets are a sea of ​​white.

There were also many fans waving white scarves. The whole scene looked spectacular, like pieces of white clouds being torn into pieces and scattered on the ground.

In the car, more and more people began to discuss the matters of Real Madrid members and the President of Real Madrid.

As the topic progressed, it soon turned into how to become the president of Real Madrid.

"The first step is to become a member of Real Madrid," Pique began to count on his fingers one by one.

He is a member of Barcelona and has been exposed to these things so he knows them very well.

"Then the question is, how to become a member of Real Madrid?" Messi turned his head and looked at Pique curiously.

Although Real Madrid and Barcelona do not get along, as membership clubs, their membership development situations are similar.

"First of all, you must have a family member who is already a Real Madrid member. And unlike us, you cannot become a member by relying on relationships such as father-in-law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, or partner."

Peake explained.

Charles also turned around and said, "So, marrying a Real Madrid member is not an option, right?"

"Yes, grandparents and grandchildren, parents and children, and siblings are all OK."

Pike thought for a moment and answered seriously.

The requirements for Barcelona membership are more extensive than those for Real Madrid membership.

Hearing this, Messi continued to ask: "So are there any nationality requirements? For example, must you be Spanish?"

“There are no requirements, except that you must reside in Spain.”

"Oh - I understand!" Charles clapped his hands excitedly, "Then can I ask a Real Madrid member to recognize me as his father?"

Guardiola almost spilled the water in his glass when he heard Charles's long talk.

"Why did the Real Madrid member recognize you as... um, father?"

Charles looked at Guardiola seriously, "Because I have a father!"

"Hahaha--then why not brothers?"

Messi felt like his teeth were going to fall out from laughing.

"No, no, this is not as reliable as what I said."

Pique felt like his head was about to get dizzy.

He had never thought of this possibility.

"Then, whose father do you want to be? It can't be Florentino's, right?"

The entire bus burst into laughter instantly.

Ibrahimovic slapped the back of his seat frantically. "Let's try to score five goals for him today and make Florentino recognize Charles as his father."

"Hahaha--"

Charles couldn't laugh anymore, "So what's the second step to becoming the president of Real Madrid?"

"The second step...hahahaha...is to have Spanish nationality and be a Real Madrid member for many years. As for how old you have to be and how long you have to wait before you can run for election, that's not very clear."

"Some say you have to be 60 to qualify, some say you have to be a Real Madrid member for 20 years, and some say you have to be a Real Madrid member for more than 10 years and be over to qualify."

"But I think it should be enough to have a 20-year membership of Real Madrid, because your godson...hahahaha...started his first campaign for the presidency of Real Madrid at the age of 47."

Pique smiled and gave the solution for the second step.

Everyone began to nod.

Charles sighed at this moment.

"Alas, the identity of Real Madrid president is not meant for me. It is impossible for me to change my nationality."

Henry nodded secretly.

"That's fine, then we can let Xavi and Iniesta become the presidents of Real Madrid."

"what?"

Xavi had never imagined that the choice of becoming Florentino's father would fall on his shoulders.

"No, no, I don't want to be the president of Real Madrid."

He came to Barcelona when he was ten years old, and over the years, his blood has turned red and blue.

Iniesta scratched his head and said, "Then I will be Florentino's father!"

In an instant, the entire carriage was filled with cheers and applause.

It seems like Iniesta has really become the president of Real Madrid.

When the atmosphere calmed down a little, Messi looked at Pique expectantly.

"So, what happens after 20 years of Real Madrid membership?"

Pique stroked his chin.

"The next step is to wait for the election of the Real Madrid president, or you can mobilize other members to impeach the current president." "Oh - so that's how it is, then how do we run for election?"

In membership clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​the entire club is owned by all members.

Therefore, the presidents of Real Madrid and Barcelona can be impeached.

For example, Calderon stepped down in disgrace before the end of his term.

However, the presidential election will not be brought forward, and there will be an interim president during the blank period, just like Boluda at that time.

At the same time, the president of Real Madrid is not the owner of the club. He cannot sell any assets related to Real Madrid, and others cannot buy Real Madrid.

"Well, candidates must submit 15% of the club's annual budget as a deposit, and it must be personal property."

"If Real Madrid's annual budget is 8 million euros, then the candidate must submit a deposit of 1.2 million euros."

“At the same time, the personal property aspect is difficult because the money you submit has to be separate from the money in your company account.”

"You know, many businessmen like to use the company's money to spend on themselves, because they pay less tax this way."

"At the same time, if you make a profit through a company, you have to pay a lot of taxes."

Spain’s tax laws are confusing to begin with, and the various tax payment methods are extremely complicated, requiring professionals to handle them.

So Pique didn't say much.

Hearing this, Iniesta was also stumped.

Although he can save the deposit in two or three years as long as he is willing to save.

But that's still 20 years later.

Charles saw his difficulty and said, "Why worry about it? Let your godson help you."

Everyone in the car grinned.

It is the case that the filial piety is great and the one who relies on his parents for support is the real one.

"Hey! I forgot I have a godson."

"Hahaha……"

Amid laughter and joy along the way, Barcelona's bus finally arrived at the Bernabeu.

The players went to the visiting team's locker room to change equipment, and Guardiola also went to the pre-match press conference as usual.

Today in the car, he listened with great interest.

Now when I think of Florentino, the word Iniesta's godson comes to mind.

Fortunately, he wouldn't be able to see him unless Florentino took the initiative to show up.

Otherwise, he was really worried that he would laugh.

But Pellegrini was not so happy.

In the last national derby, he carefully arranged tactics, but was defeated by Barcelona 5:1.

He thought about this game for a long time but still couldn't figure out how to limit Barcelona's attack.

At this moment, seeing Pellegrini walk in, all the reporters in the stands went crazy.

They are now very curious about how long Pellegrini can hold on without being sacked.

"Pellegrini, the record holder for La Liga's home unbeaten record is Deportivo La Coruna, but if Real Madrid fails to win this game, it will break Deportivo La Coruna's home unbeaten record.

"Are you confident of getting a win at the Bernabeu?"

“Pellegrini, it is now known that Valencia has lost its former glory without Benítez;
“Deportivo La Coruna, far from the Irureta era, has never recovered;
"Sevilla is no longer as good as it once was without Ramos."

"Now there are only Real Madrid and Barcelona in La Liga. How did you lose to a third-tier team by three goals and not bring back a single 'Char' from Alconco?"

"Pellegrini, Real Madrid now has the double Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka, as well as the recognized future star Benzema.

"Do you have the confidence to use these geniuses correctly, unlike when you couldn't find Riquelme's instruction manual?"

Pellegrini's face turned green.

It's endless, right?
Before the game even started, everyone was already pessimistic about him.

What broke the home winning streak, what lost to a Class C team, and what didn’t use talent.

Although what these reporters said were true, was there no fault of Benzema at all?

……

After not sitting in the locker room for long, Charles changed his equipment and went to the player tunnel.

As the locker room door opened, the shouts and conversations outside the stadium all came to Charles' ears.

"TADA~Congratulations to the host for obtaining the reverse Raul - Davor Suk."

"In 1996, Davor Suker left Sevilla and moved to Real Madrid."

"With the departure of the 'Five Tigers of Real Madrid', Raul and others who have just been promoted from the youth training team are still a little immature."

"Real Madrid is going through a period of turmoil as a result of the pain of the rebuilding period."

"At this time, Davor Suker joined Real Madrid and became the top star in Capello's 'Christmas Tree Stars'."

"He was not only the star on the Christmas tree of Real Madrid, but also the brightest color before the disintegration of Yugoslavia."

"Daver Suk, his golden left foot can play the violin."

"The sound of his left foot moved the heaven and earth and made all things obsessed."

"He is an outstanding example of a pure technical striker."

"When he was at Sevilla, he mesmerized everyone with his left-foot violin."

"He was the top scorer of the entire Sevilla team, even overshadowing his teammate at the time, the Argentine football king Maradona..."

"In the following time, he slowly reached the peak."

"A brace, a hat trick, everyone was mesmerized by his fantastic pace."

"In 2003, Davor Sukur officially retired."

"Do you want to hear the violin?"

"It's a pity that after this, the sound of the violin that destroyed the opponent in the midst of lingering passion has been cut off forever."

Davor Suk!

Charles knew this player.

Before Yugoslavia disintegrated, it had a large number of high-quality top stars who were capable of dominating the international football scene.

For example, in the last match against Real Madrid, Charr drew Dragan Zajic, who was a Yugoslav.

The only difference is that Davor Suker was born in 1968 and Dragan Zajic was born in 1946.

After the breakup of Yugoslavia, Davor Suker became a Croat and Zajic became a Serb.

Davor Suker is also known as the Golden Left Foot, but in translation it means he is a complete left-handed person. The only contribution his right foot can make in football is walking and running.

His left foot was said to play the violin, but this was an exaggeration.

The reason is that Suker's left-foot ball control technique is unique, especially his left-foot pulling action is very classic.

So gradually, the saying came into being that his left foot could play the violin.

In the 1998 World Cup, although the champion was the French team, the top scorer of that World Cup was Suker.

Charles glanced at the sea of ​​white on the stands and sighed helplessly.

There’s no way, you don’t want to never hear the violin sound of Golden Left Foot again, right?
(End of this chapter)