It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 231 229 Days of Mouse Hunting with Muller
After packing up his things, Ciel left the locker room as usual.

But what he didn't expect was that there were other people in the player tunnel besides him.

"Hey, Ciel, I didn't expect you to come out so early."

Mueller was a little surprised.

"It's okay. I'm used to it."

As soon as Charles finished speaking, Mueller couldn't suppress his curiosity.

"Is what happened a few days ago true?"

"Ah - I'm not sure about that either."

Charles didn't know what to say.

After all, these two people are both his chefs, and they are both undercover agents.

It’s just that one of them said that he was an undercover sent by Real Madrid, and the other said that he was an undercover sent by Rosell, and they were about to go undercover in Real Madrid.

"During this period of time, you didn't notice anything unusual about your chef?"

Mueller asked.

"I only know one of my chefs, Alessandro, who has been researching mousetraps recently, but I haven't found any others."

When Charles finished speaking, he leaned against the wall and started chatting with him.

"Mousetrap? Why, there are a lot of mice in Barcelona?"

"There was a period of time when there were a lot of rats. Many of our staff, like Alessandro, were bitten by rats."

"Then in order to catch rats, we had to move all the lockers in the locker room out. I don't know if all the rats have been caught now."

“But now there are few rats to be seen.”

Mueller listened with great interest, "I am the best at catching mice. I have a stable at home. If you don't pay attention, mice will come out."

"You know, every night those rats would pop their heads out from all sorts of magical places. Their eyes are all green, which is particularly scary."

"Then, in the battle of wits and courage with mice, I learned a set of methods to catch mice, which is very effective."

Charles was very surprised to hear this.

"You also raise horses? I also have a horse at home, named Wan Ni, but it's been so long, I still don't know how to catch mice properly, and sometimes I can't even recognize mice."

When it comes to raising horses and catching mice, Mueller instantly becomes excited.

"What kind of horse do you have? Wanni? Does it mean vanilla?"

Charles smiled and said, "It's a Norman Copper horse. It seems that it was originally used for agriculture, but in my house, it became my playmate."

"Wanni does mean vanilla."

Mueller also began to miss his own horses.

"My wife is a rider and I have two horses at home, one of which is called Pollo, and I love to dance with him."

"If you can come to Bayern one day, I will take you to see my horse. It is really cute."

Charles naturally understood the hidden meaning of Muller's words, but finally shook his head.

Although there are rumors that he is going to leave Barcelona, ​​he does not have this idea yet.

"You'd better tell me how to catch mice first. I don't want to go back and see mice but can't catch them."

"Okay, but catching mice is like playing football. It can't be summed up in one sentence."

"I'll send you my mouse-catching method when I get back, and you can just follow it. If you still don't understand something, you can email me."

"Among them, the most important thing when making rat bait is not to forget to put in Lafite."

"Of course, if you want, 82 Lafite is the best choice."

Ciel nodded thoughtfully, "I see, then how about 7-joy?"

"Of course, you can use any type you like, but 82 Lafite is the most effective. If you use too little, the mice will quickly forget about it and won't learn their lesson, so you won't be able to completely eliminate them."

"Thank you, Thomas. This is the first time I know there are so many tricks to catching mice."

Charles thanked him sincerely, "The rats in Barcelona are too rampant. When the plague was rampant, many of my things were stolen by the rats."

"The point is, I can't remember what's missing. I feel like I'm missing something very important."

Mueller couldn't help but sigh when he heard this.

"Describe it to me, maybe I can help you figure it out. I didn't know Barcelona had such a serious rat infestation. If you need anything, tell me next time you see a rat and I'll help you catch it."

Charles thought about it and said, "It was golden and round. I can't remember anything more."

Hearing this, Mueller also felt it was difficult.

Because he couldn't think of anything other than the Ballon d'Or to describe this, but Charles didn't really have such a thing.

Besides, how could a mouse steal a 30-pound Golden Globe?

"I can't think of it either. Hey, I'll help you catch mice next time."

As soon as Muller finished speaking, Robben walked out of the locker room.

"Thomas, are you telling jokes to others again?"

When Charles saw Robben, he couldn't help but think of the "weapon" Benzema had hidden for him in the player tunnel.

"That's not the case, but I do have a joke, and it's very funny."

Mueller's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Oh?"

Robben also looked over curiously and said, "Tell me about it, but my sense of humor is higher than Thomas'."

"Ahem," Charles cleared his throat, "Real Madrid!"

Instantly the entire player tunnel was filled with laughter.

"Zhuangdianer.com, Zhuangdianer.com, you are watching the 2009-10 season, the Champions League final, Bayern vs. Barcelona."

"Today's final will be held at the Bernabéu Stadium."

"Now both giants are moving towards the goal of winning the treble this season."

"If Barcelona can win the title in one fell swoop, then together with the possible Club World Cup next season, Barcelona is likely to create the myth of six championships together."

"Although Barcelona won five titles last season, they missed the Copa del Rey. This season, they have already won the Copa del Rey as well as the La Liga title."

"Historically, only four teams have won the treble. Whoever wins today will become the fifth club to continue this glory."

"If Bayern wins this game, they will win an extra place for Germany in the Champions League next season."

"In this match of the century, no matter which team it is, there is a reason to win."

"This match is also the most important and final official match before the World Cup in South Africa." "Both Barcelona and Bayern have assembled a large number of international players who will participate in the World Cup."

"This game, like the Spanish national derby between Barcelona and Real Madrid not long ago, is the most important rehearsal before the World Cup."

"So this game not only touched the hearts of the fans, but also the hearts of the coaches of the four national teams."

"After Ballack's injury, Germany coach Loew is now most looking forward to Ramsweinteger and Muller not getting injured again."

"At the same time, Van Bommel and Robben are still the absolute core of the Dutch team. Without them, the strength of the Dutch team will seriously decline."

"Argentina coach Maradona paid close attention to this game. Although Yosi had already made him very dissatisfied, he is still full of expectations for his 'successor'."

"Apart from the three coaches mentioned above, the one who is most worried is probably France's Domenegue."

"Because after having Charles, the French team has been making great strides in the competition. However, in the friendly match in March when Charles was absent, the French team's performance was a disaster. The French players were almost sleepwalking."

"If Charles gets injured, it will directly affect the French team's performance in the World Cup."

“In addition to the coach’s attention, there are many other things to watch in this game.”

"For example, this match can be described as a match between a master and his apprentice. Both teams threw a lot of smoke bombs before the game started."

"Van Gaal won the trophy with Ajax in 1995. If he can win it again, he can also create a new historical record."

"He is the third coach after Happel and Hitzfeld to lead two different teams to win the Champions League."

"He will also become the first coach to win the championship again after the longest absence."

"The most noteworthy thing is the undercover incident. From this, we can see that this game, whether it is the competition on the field or the competition off the field, is very fierce."

"Here is the lineup for the match:"

“拜仁慕尼黑（4-4-2）：22-布特/21-拉姆、5-范比滕、6-德米凯利斯、28-巴德斯图贝尔/10-罗本、17-范博梅尔、31-施魏因斯泰格、8-阿尔滕托普/25-托马斯·穆勒、11-奥利奇”

“巴塞罗那（4-3-3）：1-巴尔德斯/2-阿尔维斯、3-皮克、5-普约尔、19-马克斯维尔/8-伊涅斯塔、16-布斯克茨、6-哈维/10-梅西、9-伊布拉希莫维奇、7-夏尔。”

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“TADA~Congratulations to the host for getting the reverse Thomas Muller—Marco Reus.”

"People come and go in the Bundesliga, but we are the only eternal rivals."

"One is forever red and white, the other loves yellow and black."

"Over a long period of time, they have received olive branches from different clubs, but in the end they all stayed in the place they loved."

"Royce's parents originally planned to name their son Dennis, not Marco."

"But then his father saw Van Basten's amazing goal from a zero-degree angle in the 1988 European Cup final and decided that his child should be like Van Basten."

"So he was renamed Marco."

"In 2009, Reus moved from Red and White Allen to Monchengladbach. In the same year, Muller also played in the Bayern first team."

"One is a Bayern fan forever, and the other is the most loyal Dortmund fan."

"In the 2001-02 season, Dortmund won the Bundesliga title and displayed the championship medal to the fans at the opening game of the 2002-03 season. The 13-year-old Reus also had the opportunity to take a photo with them."

"But no one expected that this was the first time Royce was so close to the salad plate, and it might be the last time."

"Roy, Ross, and Royce are the three biggest problems in sports medicine."

"Won the NBA Rookie of the Year award in the 2006/07 season, was selected to the NBA All-Star Game in the next three seasons, and once had a crazy performance of 52 points in a game."

"However, due to two knee surgeries in 2008 and 2010 to remove the meniscus in both knees, Roy's career was almost over."

"2008/09 NBA Rookie of the Year, selected for the new season's NBA All-Star Game, and at the age of 22, was elected NBA regular season MVP, becoming the youngest MVP in NBA history..."

"When the genius Rose debuted, everyone thought he was invincible, just like when Roy just debuted, everyone thought he would be Kobe's successor."

“Everyone is waiting for him to lead the Bulls to a revival, but injuries are again, and the former genius is about to follow in Roy’s footsteps.”

"Royce, a combination of Roy and Ross."

"He has far more injuries than either of those."

"When Reus was four years old, 29-year-old Van Basten suffered a serious injury. Two years later, unable to hold on any longer, Van Basten retired at the age of 31."

"No one expected that Royce would become such a tragic hero."

"Although fate never let him go, he never spared fate either."

"Fast speed, strong explosive power, agile movements, delicate techniques, broad vision, accurate passing, smart movement... these are all Reus's strengths."

"Whether it's right winger, left winger, shadow striker, or retreating to play as attacking midfielder, Reus can do it all."

"If Reus didn't have so many injuries, if Reus had stronger teammates, if Reus joined..."

"Unfortunately, there aren't so many ifs in the world. Just like he had the choice to leave again and again, but he still chose to stay."

"Perhaps, just like a butterfly that cannot fly across the ocean, no one has the heart to blame it."

"Time is chasing him, and maybe in the end, the Rocket will be a little faster."

Both Muller and Reus were born in 1989.

Football nowadays is very different from before, in that money-driven football is extremely popular.

As far as Charles knows, the closest one is Real Madrid. Florentino is obsessed with building a galactico, and the money he spends may be more like the galaxy than the galactico.

A little further away are Chelsea and Manchester City.

As football competition becomes increasingly fierce, it is difficult to maintain the team's competitiveness without increasing investment in the team.

Unless, of course, your team's head coach is Wenger.

But even Wenger is often stretched to the limit when faced with such situations.

In this era of money-driven football, it is incredible that one can still maintain his original aspirations and stay in his favorite team.

In football, loyalty is extremely valuable.

Many times, fans cannot accept the transfer of their beloved players, but with various temptations, few players are able to stay in the end.

According to the system's introduction, Reus will eventually transfer to Dortmund, and his strength is very good, so he can join any top club.

Dortmund is more like a "black shop", and players can use Dortmund as a springboard.

But in the end he chose to stay.

Regarding this, Charles didn't know what to say except admiration.

After all, honor has never been a criterion for measuring a person.

Hey Charles video is out and placed in the book review section.

Made by AI, the only thing I am not satisfied with is that the protagonist's name is pronounced in English.

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