It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 35 Chapter 35 It's not allergies, it's...

With a "swoosh", Guardiola stood up suddenly and patted Charles who was lying on the table with his hand, "Charles? Charles!"

Ciel's hair trembled slightly as he patted it.

But he didn't wake up.

The reporters in the audience looked at each other in bewilderment.

Guardiola was so anxious that he picked up Charles and ran while shouting, "Pruna, Charlie, Charles fainted--"

Ten minutes later, an ambulance arrived.

Reporters looked at the ambulance in amazement, flashbulbs flashing.

"Get out of the way, hurry up!"

I saw the team doctors of both teams carrying a stretcher and running towards the ambulance.

The reporters poked their heads out of the crowd and, as expected, saw Charles lying quietly on a stretcher.

"Wow wow wow-"

hospital.

Charles was sleeping soundly on the hospital bed.

Guardiola held the diagnosis report in one hand and supported his waist with the other.

"Which of you brought wine to Charles?"

The Barcelona players standing in front of him looked at each other in bewilderment.

Harvey raised his hand cautiously, "Is he drunk?"

Guardiola's face turned pale, "Yeah."

At this time, the doctor opened the door and said, "The results are out, you can come in."

Guardiola walked into the house and sat down, holding his waist.

The doctor pushed through a dozen reports, "It's aldehyde dehydrogenase deficiency, so it's very easy to get drunk."

"Is this serious?"

The doctor thought for a moment, "Well, how should I put it? Different people have different alcohol tolerances, and this is all because everyone's biochemical basis is different."

"The main pathway for alcohol metabolism is oxidative decomposition via alcohol dehydrogenase and acetaldehyde dehydrogenase."

"The difference between these two enzymes is the main factor in determining alcohol tolerance."

"In Ciel's case, his biochemistry causes him to get drunk after just a little bit of alcohol."

"His situation is not an isolated case, but it's just that no one is as exaggerated as him."

"It's like the yellow race has a defect in the acetaldehyde dehydrogenase gene."

"About 40% of people are more likely to develop liver cancer and various digestive tract cancers because of this defect, so they should stay away from alcohol."

……

Xavi and Busquets, who came in together, were a little at a loss when they heard the word "cancer".

Busquets pursed his lips, "But he hasn't touched any alcohol today."

"He drank a few sips of apple cider vinegar after the game today," Harvey frowned, trying to recall the details of today's game.

The doctor put his hands together in a tower shape. "That's what we don't understand. We didn't find any alcohol in his blood."

"Did you bring the bottle of apple cider vinegar he drank?"

"I brought it," Vilanova opened his backpack and handed the apple cider vinegar to the doctor, "This is it."

The doctor took the apple cider vinegar and said, "I think I know."

"This is done by fermenting the apples first to produce alcohol, and then the alcohol is fermented a second time to become vinegar."

"But not all of the alcohol is fermented into vinegar, so apple cider vinegar contains trace amounts of alcohol."

Guardiola was stunned. “You mean, Charles got drunk because he drank two or three sips of apple cider vinegar, which contains trace amounts of alcohol?”

Vilanova had a complicated expression, as if to say, "Are you kidding me?" "When will he wake up?"

"Normally he will wake up in two to three hours, but he is so special that it is difficult for us to predict."

Time passed quickly, and Charles woke up amid the crowd's gaze.

Charles was so scared that he pulled up the quilt. "Why are you all gathered together? Watching me sleep?" He soon realized something was wrong. "Why am I in the hospital?"

Busquets held his face in his hands and said, "You are drunk."

Harvey tutted his words, "I'm really curious, do you pour it in one drop or half a drop."

“He was talking about cocktails,” Henry added.

After understanding the whole story, Charles would rather not wake up.

After Guardiola was optimistic about his waist, the group returned to Barcelona.

On the way to the car, we were surrounded by gossiping reporters.

Charles used Vilanova's backpack to cover his face, huddled among his teammates who were trying to hold back their laughter, and fled to the bus in a panic.

Just as he sat down, Guardiola came up and looked at Charles meaningfully, "Don't drink apple cider vinegar in the future."

Guardiola had just left, and Henry sat down next to Charles. "I now understand why the club doesn't allow you to go to nightclubs or bars."

Harvey also turned his head from the seat in front of him and imitated the latest popular TV series, pinching his voice in an affected manner, "Oh, baby, be careful they covet your body. After all, you fall down with just one drop."

boom--

Everyone in the car laughed.

It seemed as if the temperature had risen a few degrees.

Eto'o also turned his head and imitated Xavi's tone, "Oh, baby..."

Ciel laughed and threw the bag at them, "Go away! Act normal!"

Eto'o caught it easily and started screaming again.

Boyang, who was sitting in the back, screamed, "Baby is angry out of shame!"

Iniesta also joined in. "It's okay, baby, we'll take you to the bar next time. We're here to keep you safe."

"Hahaha--"

Guardiola also smiled and typed a text message:
"In the kitchen, screen all the seasonings and drinks used for Ciel. Do not use anything containing alcohol."

“PS: Especially apple cider vinegar.”

After finally getting home, Ciel was lying on the sofa, about to watch TV, when he felt his phone vibrate.

Open the text message on your phone.

"Charlie, don't drink apple cider vinegar in the future. Also, you actually poured it in one drop, which is really funny. Hahahaha. - Love your dad."

"Charlie, I sent you some Grimaldi chocolates. It's a good thing that you can't drink. Eat some chocolates and don't be too sad. But don't eat too much. - Your loving mother."

"Charles, the chocolates and Twinings tea from Whittard of Chelsea are about to be delivered, please check them. - Anais Amelia."

After replying to the text messages one by one, Charles turned on the TV.

Sure enough, there were a lot of reports on TV about this.

Spanish Channel 20: "The most efficient athlete - Charles. Not only can he assist and score two goals in just 20 minutes on the field, but he can also get drunk in minutes after drinking apple cider vinegar containing trace amounts of alcohol."

The damn Spanish Channel 5 not only spread the video of him getting drunk after drinking apple cider vinegar, but also circled his red face in the video and used a magnifying effect.

Charles picked up the remote and pressed it hard.

Spanish Channel 6: "'Napoleon' got drunk, took three sips of apple cider vinegar, and passed out at the press conference."

"Maybe other teams could just sell apple cider vinegar in their drinks machines when they face Barcelona."

"Or maybe putting two drops of vodka in Charles's glass would stop Napoleon from attacking the city."

Baiser!

Damn reporter.

Damn Betis.

Charles turned off the TV and covered his head with the pillow. His reputation was ruined.

Since I am not a medical professional, any mistakes are normal. Please don’t take them seriously.

I have almost forgotten the high school biology and chemistry knowledge about the conversion of acetic acid to ethanol, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, etc. If there are any omissions, please correct me.

The most important point: If you feel unwell, please seek medical attention.

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