It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 40: Barcelona team watches Charles make a mummy

In the 69th minute, Xavi made a cross from the right side in front of the penalty area, and Busquets headed the ball wide.

In the 73rd minute, Toure received a yellow card for a foul in the frontcourt.

In the 76th minute, Puyol received a yellow card for a foul in defense.

In the 80th minute, Alves made a diagonal pass from the midfield, and Busquets' shot from the edge of the penalty area was saved by Kameni.

In the 83rd minute, Messi sent a free kick into the penalty area, and Busquets' header was saved by Kameni.

In the 88th minute, Ivan Alonso received a yellow card for deliberately delaying the game.

In the 89th minute, Barcelona took advantage of a corner kick, but Alves and Eto'o failed to score.

……

"Beep beep beep——"

The referee blew the whistle to end the game.

Barcelona 3:2 Espanyol.

It was barely enough to save face.

Three days later we will play against Lyon away in the Champions League.

After the game, Guardiola didn't say anything, but instead gave everyone half a day off.

After returning home, Charles no longer received late-night calls from Guardiola.

I guess Guagua already has the best tactics.

Of course, it is also possible that you have been struggling with it until now and still haven't come up with the best solution.

But Charles couldn't fall asleep.

On this night, he did not choose to drink apple cider vinegar, but instead drank a cup of coffee.

Just to wait for Guagua’s call.

After all, it was not comfortable at all to be suddenly woken up from a good sleep and then fall asleep on the table.

In this way, Charles kept looking at his watch and pacing up and down the room.

Wait until three o'clock in the morning.

Charles couldn't bear it any longer, so he picked up the phone and called Guardiola.

……

Time soon came to the next day, and everyone in Barcelona carried their luggage and boarded the plane to Lyon.

After everyone was seated, Charles asked the flight attendant for a blanket and spread it on the floor.

Harvey looked at Ciel curiously, "What are you doing?"

At this time, everyone stuck their heads out in unison.

Busquets asked tentatively, "Is mummification also popular in France?"

Charles was seen lying on the blanket, then rolling around in the blanket, quickly wrapping himself up like a mummy.

Ciel rested his head on his hands, "Go to sleep."

Anyway, the plane is chartered by the team and we are all family members, so it doesn’t matter.

This is also the reason why he dared to harass Guardiola late at night last night.

It's definitely not revenge.

It would be even better if the air flow was unstable and threw him into the sky. He will be directly suspended from the Champions League due to injury.

(There are radars on the plane, and AWR can see turbulence clearly. If there is turbulence, the captain will ask people to fasten their seat belts. At the same time, turbulence will not kill people who don't wear full belts. Seat belts only make people more comfortable in turbulence and prevent people from being thrown out of the cabin in air crashes during takeoff/landing. What Charles thought would never happen. This is why he can lie on the ground, but no one stops him. However, if you are really on a non-private plane, sleeping on the ground will still be stopped.)
Ever since Barcelona's specially assigned chefs, doctors and assistants took office, his attendance rate has skyrocketed.

After returning from the national team game, he played in two consecutive games.

Even though they didn't play the entire game.

But this is too inconsistent with his identity as a "water cooler forward".

Seeing Charles lying on the ground beautifully, Busquets' eyes lit up.

"Give me a blanket."

Soon, Busquets, who got the blanket, also spread it next to Charles, "Squeeze, squeeze."

Charles didn't look up, he just rolled inside with a gurgling sound.

Busquets, who had just watched the entire process of mummification, spread a blanket on the ground.

Then he took off his shoes, wrapped himself in a blanket and rolled around, covering his entire body.

Then he couldn't help but let out a sigh, "It's great." At this time, Charles also opened his eyes and found the gazes of everyone in Barcelona.

"Why are you all here? How can I sleep like this?"

Harvey shook the blanket he had just taken, "Let's sleep together."

"Alright alright."

While thinking about the chances of Barcelona winning if Xavi, Busquets and himself were absent from the game two days after tomorrow, Charles reached out from the blanket and pulled Busquets further in.

Harvey followed Charles's example and spread the blanket on the ground and took off his shoes.

Then he lay down on the blanket, grabbed one corner of the blanket, and rolled inward.

“Oh, that’s wonderful.”

Guardiola was still wondering what was going on and came over to take a look.

My goodness, his three beloved disciples were wrapped like mummies, sleeping in a row on the ground.

Charles squinted his eyes secretly, and seeing Guardiola, who was in a dilemma, he simply covered his head with the blanket.

"Boss, there's no room here, please go somewhere else."

Guardiola touched his head with his hands, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "What if I want to lie down too?"

Charles is afraid that if Guardiola is thrown to the sky, he will become air peps, which would be funny.

When they arrived in Lyon, they were short of soldiers and had to pay for a major general. I'm afraid this must have made Lyon laugh to death.

"Then let Messi hold you and lie down. This will be safer."

Everyone on the plane laughed, "Hahahaha——"

Guardiola couldn't even straighten his back from laughing. "Why?"

"I saw an X-ray of Messi's foot published in Daily Sports a few days ago. His foot can stick to the ball, and it must be able to stick to the floor."

"Hahaha--"

The plane arrived in Lyon quickly and smoothly.

No turbulence.

Everyone is safe and sound.

After getting off the plane, the airport reception area was packed with fans.

"Ciel!"

"Harvey!"

Most of them were wearing Barca jerseys.

When Charles got off the plane, he took a quick glance and saw Benedetto's No. 10 jersey and was stunned.

Guardiola patted Charles on the shoulder and said, "Go ahead."

It’s not that Charles didn’t recognize Benedetto’s jersey, but he couldn’t help but sigh in his heart how far away the time was.

He walked over quickly and took the pen handed over by the fan, "What to write?"

The fan wearing a Benedo jersey said with a trembling voice, "Sania is doing well."

Charles held a pen and wrote on the fan's jersey, "Charles wishes Sagna a smooth life, peace and health."

Two days later.

"Station, stage, you are watching the first leg of the 2008-2009 Champions League quarter-finals, Lyon vs. Barcelona at home."

"Barcelona and Lyon are the La Liga champions, and they have won the French Ligue 6 for six consecutive years. Both teams are currently leading their respective leagues and are 6 points or more ahead of their second-placed opponents."

"The pressure in the league is not too great, and both sides can go all out in the Champions League this week without any worries."

"Comparing the leagues and the strength of the two teams, Barcelona is a level higher than Lyon. If they play normally, winning will not be a problem."

"But Barcelona almost lost to the second-to-last team in La Liga in the last league game."

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Regarding the league score in the previous chapter, Barcelona originally lost to Espanyol 1:2. The second half of the schedule was not exaggerated.

As for sleeping on the plane, the inspiration came from Salah. At that time, the entire Liverpool team watched Salah sleeping on the floor on the plane.

Regarding safety, the knowledge was found on the Internet. If there is anything wrong, please correct me.

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(End of this chapter)