It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 47 If Yuyu can be admitted to graduate school
After the game, Guardiola went to the post-match press conference.

Charles stayed in the locker room and showed off his banana.

Let Harvey bear the pain of dealing with the media instead of him.

When Guardiola and Xavi walked into the post-match press conference, the media in the stands quacked like ducks seeing feed.

"Pep, are you satisfied with Barcelona's performance today?"

"Pep, what do you think of Lyon?"

"Pep, how is Charles' injury?"

"Pep, after Charles left the field, the team's three lines were disconnected in the first half and the defense was under great pressure. Why is this?"

Guardiola sat down and did not answer the question immediately. Instead, he picked up a bottle of water.

"First of all, I would like to thank Real Madrid."

Guardiola couldn't tear open the paper wrapping the bottle cap, which made him even angrier.

"Thanks to the great Real Madrid, the White Army, which is known for its art but is now extremely utilitarian and insidious, for teaching all teams how to deal with genius - malicious fouls."

"In the national derby at the end of 2008, the great Real Madrid was like a lumberjack. In one game, they took a chainsaw and chopped down Messi like a stake a dozen times."

"I think everyone knows what they did after Charles came to Barcelona, ​​so I won't go into details - every time I mention these things, it will hurt the parties involved."

"It is obvious that in this game, Lyon also got inspiration from the great Real Madrid."

"Once Messi gets the ball, Lyon players will use various fouls to knock him down before he approaches the penalty area."

"In the first 30 minutes of the first half alone, Messi suffered four malicious fouls."

"After they found out that Charles was no less threatening than the forwards, they committed a malicious foul."

"The spikes - those were so hard that they hit Charles directly."

"Although Charles is very strong, Charlie was about to cry after applying the medicine on him."

"Even before the final whistle, Chris was still choking Messi in a dead ball situation."

Guardiola couldn't tear open the paper wrapping the bottle cap, so he ended up putting it directly into his mouth.

"They were able to stop us from playing the way we wanted to play. Obviously, we learned our lesson."

"As for the free kick in the sixth minute, Valdes did a great job. It was a world-class goal that seven goalkeepers couldn't stop."

"At halftime, I asked the players not to panic and to stay calm, and in the end we got a wonderful victory."

"I'm very happy with the performance of my players."

After unscrewing the bottle cap, the thirsty Guardiola finally drank some water.

On every game day, he would be so anxious that he couldn't eat and would just drink water (once a reporter accompanying the team found that he didn't eat).

"Regarding Ciel's injury, we must use him with caution."

"His current performance is not at his peak at all."

"We have gradually figured out how to take care of him now, and I believe he will recover quickly after adapting."

"..."

"Pep, do you have any plan for the upcoming game?"

Guardiola touched his head and said, "Fouls restrict Messi and Charles, which also restricts Barcelona's breakthroughs and threats to a large extent." "But we still have Xavi, Henry, Eto'o and others."

"I think Barcelona's recent slight weakness is due to the fact that the three lines of the team are too far apart, which makes it impossible to exert strong pressure on the opponent as before, and the players are slightly anxious in the stalemate."

"I'm not worried about the performance of the players at all."

"It's not even March yet, and I believe Charles will once again become the team's locomotive in the final stages of the season."

……

After the interview, the team boarded the bus and headed to the hotel to rest before flying back to Barcelona the next day.

After returning to the hotel, Charles still stayed in the same room with Bojan.

Although Guardiola said that he wanted Charles to live with Messi, Xavi or Puyol to eliminate the sense of strangeness, he would not let him change rooms directly.

The next game is an away game against Atletico Madrid.

Now Charles has developed a psychological shadow on away games.

Under Ruth's gaze, Charles finished all the food and went back to his room to take a bath.

Taking a shower should be a happy thing, but when Charles thought about having to play in the next away game, he felt uncomfortable all over.

After taking a shower, Ciel turned on the TV and felt even more uncomfortable.

"Last Saturday morning, when Atletico Madrid's youth team was playing a game, Rivero, who was on the bench, sat obediently."

"But after a gust of wind, the awning behind the Atletico Madrid home team bench was suddenly blown down, and the top of the fallen awning hit Rivero's head squarely."

"Rivero, who suffered a severe head injury, fell unconscious and was immediately rushed to the hospital by helicopter for emergency treatment."

"But due to severe skull injuries and massive brain bleeding, Rivero's life is still uncertain." (The time in the article is February 2009, 2. Rivero passed away two days later, on the 24th)
Seeing such news, not only did Charles feel uncomfortable, but even his furry pajamas turned into foxtail grass, which was prickly and itchy.

Change the channel.

"Previously, Sevilla winger Jesus Navas suffered from a mental illness of being afraid to leave home. The current Sevilla manager Monchi suffered from depression due to too much criticism from the outside world."

"Although Sevilla is third in the league, the fans' powder keg was ignited after losing to Betis at home in the derby."

"Monchi, the manager who is considered to be the best in La Liga, complained to the outside world that he was suffering from depression."

"He told reporters, 'Every time I hear or read some of the comments, I feel sad.'"

"'As a sports manager I've cried a lot, mostly in big finals. This season I've cried more for league games in general.'"

"'I have all the pressure and depression that players have now. I cried when we won against Deportivo La Coruna away, and I also cried when we won against Espanyol in the last round.'"

Charles agreed that he was under a lot of pressure.

After all, he is extremely reluctant to play away games.

If Yu Yu could have been admitted to graduate school, he would have graduated with a doctorate by now.

Change the channel.

"Spanish police seized a shipment of cocane with a market value of around 7000 million euros in a cargo hold during a joint operation at the ports of Madrid and Valencia on Thursday."

Due to geographical and historical reasons, South American dealers often choose Spain as the entry point for cocane to Europe.

In 2008, Spanish police seized 21.8 tons of cocane and arrested more than 8000 people.

(End of this chapter)