It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 58 Guti and Barcelona

The three of them didn't play very late and went home when it was almost time.

The next day, Charles opened Mundo Deportivo and prepared to see how the media reported the news "truthfully".

But the headline on the front page was not from him, but from Real Madrid vice-captain Guti.

Mundo Deportivo: "Although Guti performed his duties as vice-captain very well at the press conference, he hoped that Barcelona would continue to lose and pointed out that Guardiola's team is currently in a slump."

"But Real Madrid, or Guti, is the one that needs to change the most."

The next long paragraph is a mockery of Guti's hairstyle.

Before, Guti was crazy about Redondo and was often ridiculed for cutting his hairstyle the same as Redondo.

But until now, the media still hasn't let go of his hair.

"Real Madrid's captain is from Atletico Madrid, and their vice-captain Guti is a big admirer of Barcelona."

"He participated in a competition held in his hometown of Trehon, and Guti and his partners won the championship. After the game, Guti, wearing a Barcelona jersey, took a photo with his friends."

"The coach who coached Guti said that they had always thought that Guti would join the Barcelona youth training camp because his father was a staunch Barcelona fan."

"In comparison, Iniesta's choice is more worthy of recognition."

"Iniesta was born in Albacete and almost joined Real Madrid's youth academy at the age of 12 because his family supported Real Madrid."

"However, the dormitory of Real Madrid's youth training is located in the red-light district of Madrid. I think this is also one of the reasons why it is difficult for Real Madrid's youth training to be promoted to the first team."

……

Charles couldn't help laughing after reading this report. He couldn't imagine that his report would be so "truthful".

Turning to the next page, it was indeed Charles' report.

But the preface is: "Let's take a look at the top ten glass men in football."

"10th place: Orbaís (Athletic Bilbao)"

"Defensive midfielders are always known for their lethality, but Orbais hurt himself."

"In the Spanish football world where excellent defensive midfielders are scarce, Orbais was once considered the best candidate for a future international, but two serious knee injuries in the 02/03 and 05/06 seasons ruined his career."

"9th place: Nihat (Villarreal)"

"Due to injuries, Nihat only played nine league games in the 06/07 season after joining Villarreal, which is even more exaggerated than Charr."

"Last season, the Yellow Submarine won the La Liga runner-up. Nihat played 34 games and scored 18 goals. But this season, Nihat was hit by injuries again."

"After 25 league games, Nikhat has played only nine games, and the number of goals he has scored is a pitiful zero."

"8th place: Odonkor (Real Betis)"

"Odonkor became famous in the 06 World Cup and Betis immediately took him in."

"But in the first two seasons after joining, Odonkor played only 33 La Liga games in total."

"Odunkel's injury has become more serious this season. The German has only played in two league games so far."

"..."

"Fifth place: Messi (Barcelona)"

"Messi has been in the game for less than five years, but he has already suffered seven injuries, big and small."

"After being injured again in the Champions League quarter-finals last season, Flea even shed sad tears on the stretcher."

"Fortunately, Guardiola's rotation system has protected Messi well, and the flea has not suffered any injuries this season."

“Fourth place: Vicente (Valencia)”

"In the era when Robinho and Ribery were not yet famous and Robben was still a rookie in the Eredivisie, Vicente was a strong contender for the world's best left winger."

"The magical duo formed by him and Joaquin is the most beautiful scenery of the Matador Corps."

"But due to injuries, Vicente has long lost his place in the national team." "Even in Valencia, he has to be a substitute for the 20-year-old Mata."

"Third place: Robben (Real Madrid)"

"The faster the player, the more likely he is to get injured. Vicente's today may be Robben's tomorrow."

"Since joining Real Madrid, Robben has been sidelined numerous times due to injuries."

"Robben even pulled a leg muscle during warm-up before the Champions League group match against Juventus."

"Real Madrid vets believe Robben's unique running posture has caused him to suffer frequent injuries."

“Second place: Valerón (Deportivo La Coruna)”

"If it weren't for the damn injuries, Valeron might have become a Zidane-like figure."

"In the old days of La Copa del Rey, Valerón and Deyaminha were synonymous with football brains."

"But weak knees ruined Valeron and he had to undergo a series of operations."

"But frustratingly, each return seems to only lead to a longer absence."

"Velleón has played 12 La Liga games this season, which is already twice as many as he played in the previous two seasons combined."

“First place: Charles (Barcelona)”

“He went to almost every hospital in the road that he went to.”

"Barcelona has booked a VIP ward for him in a local hospital for a year."

"Next is our reporter's exclusive interview with Charles - 'My First Time at Barcelona'."

……

After reading it, Charles can only say it is too cool.

He hadn't expected that he actually meant this.

Real Madrid's mouthpiece, AS, is a traitor, and so is Barcelona's Mundo Deportivo.

As for whether the ranking is accurate, Charles doesn't know.

But Charles felt that ranking him first was quite inaccurate.

There is nothing else to say, the main point is just being tough.

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Time passed quickly, and with the ball hitting the ground again and again, the game day soon arrived.

"Station, stage, you are watching the 2008th round of the 09-26 La Liga season, Barcelona vs. Athletic Bilbao at home."

"In the last round, Barcelona made a lot of individual mistakes at the Calderón Stadium and didn't play very well."

"Although, they scored four goals, they still didn't win the game."

"Football is a game full of mistakes."

"In this game, everyone has the right to make mistakes. The difference is that some mistakes are bigger and some are harmless."

"As the saying goes, it's easy to conquer a kingdom but hard to keep it. Barcelona has been on a roll since the start of the season and now is the time to test them."

"At a moment like this, every detail can determine the outcome of a game."

"Barcelona's godfather Cruyff wrote in his latest column, 'However, Barcelona is not in a low period, they are just not functioning well overall'. I don't know how Barcelona is adjusting now."

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