Douluo: The soul travels to Xu Yunhan and vows to marry Tang Wutong!
Chapter 57 Rabbit Milk
Chapter 57 57. Rabbit Milk
Yohu? Tang San is not completely stupid, he even knows to ask Ma Hongjun for food.
Hearing that his third brother had a request, Ma Hongjun came over to Tang San happily and put the beggar's chicken that Tang San had not had time to eat in his hands.
Seeing the food, Tang San smiled happily, broke the yellow mud on the chicken, pulled open the lotus leaf, tore off a chicken leg, and devoured it ravenously, not caring about his image as a God King at all.
Ma Hongjun swallowed his water and was thinking about whether he should get out some more food to eat with Tang San, when he saw that the others were looking at him with strange eyes.
Ma Hongjun scratched his head subconsciously and said with embarrassment: "Why are you looking at me like that? There's nothing on my face, right?"
Ning Rongrong said dimly, "Fatty Ma, you weigh over 300 kilograms, right? You should lose some weight. The appearance of the God Realm has been lowered by a fat guy like you."
Ma Hongjun said angrily, "Rongrong, don't you feel uncomfortable talking? You all are in pairs, which makes me miserable. This is my only hobby now. What? Are you going to take it away from me?"
Ever since Ma Hongjun ascended to the divine realm, his body has rebounded again. In addition, he does not control it and no one helps him to control it. In just three years, he has grown to his current state.
Ten thousand years is 87.6 million hours. When in the lower world, Ma Hongjun was a party girl every night. If you believe that he is loyal and can suppress loneliness, even a pig will climb a tree!
Ma Hongjun naturally couldn't bear the loneliness, and wanted to find a new love a few years after ascending to the God Realm. In terms of identity, he was a direct descendant of the Sea God, so it shouldn't be too difficult for him to find a suitable partner in the God Realm.
But the problem is, which of the goddesses and beasts in the divine world is not arrogant? Just looking at Ma Hongjun's fat body is enough to make people feel uncomfortable, let alone sleeping in the same bed with him.
So much so that ten thousand years have passed, and Ma Hongjun is still alone. The lonelier he is, the more he eats, and the more he eats, the heavier he gains. The heavier he gains, the uglier he becomes. The uglier he becomes, the harder it is to find a wife. The harder he can't find a wife, the lonelier he becomes. It has become a vicious cycle.
After hearing what Ma Hongjun said, Ning Rongrong crossed her arms, curled her lips, and said unhappily: "Who told you not to practice hard at that time? If you had gone to the brothels less often, you could have passed the test of the God of Fire and brought Chenxiang to the God Realm."
Failure to bring Bai Chenxiang to the divine realm was Ma Hongjun's lifelong pain. Ning Rongrong's sarcastic remarks instantly ignited his anger.
Suddenly, Ma Hongjun raised his right hand and slapped Ning Rongrong hard.
Snapped!
"What are you doing?" Oscar ran over hurriedly, blocked Ning Rongrong behind him, and looked at Ma Hongjun in front of him with a bad look.
"What am I doing? Ask Ning Rongrong what she's doing first." Ma Hongjun roared, "It's been ten thousand years, a full ten thousand years. It's fine if others talk about it, but every time we get together, Ning Rongrong will comment on my figure. She also talks about Chenxiang every three sentences, and every word she says is a poke at my lungs!"
"They say the Shrek Seven Devils are like brothers. Ha, what a bunch of brothers!"
After that, Ma Hongjun walked out of the Shura Temple without looking back. He waved his sleeves and left without taking a single cloud with him.
As everyone knows, the God of Emotions Rong Nianbing has eight wives, and Ma Hongjun has long had complaints about some of the Shrek Seven Devils. However, because Tang San is his immediate superior, he cannot get angry, so he can only use this as an excuse to vent all his anger on Ning Rongrong.
In the Shura Temple, Ning Rongrong collapsed on the ground, whimpering with her hands on her face. Oscar and Zhu Zhuqing knelt beside her, constantly comforting her.
Tang San ate the food in his hand silently, as if he was not interested in anything that happened in front of him. Suddenly, he put away the food in his hand, hugged Xiao Wu's arm and shook it desperately, "Xiao Wu, I want to drink rabbit milk."
Rabbit milk?
Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu's face turned red. What happened to her third brother? Why did he suddenly become like this?
It seems that she was like this when she was pregnant?
Xiao Wu rubbed Tang San's face and said softly, "Brother San, let's drink tonight. There are others here now."
"I don't care, I don't care." Tang San pushed Xiao Wu down on the bed, tearing her clothes while saying, "I just want to drink rabbit milk, and I want to drink it now."
Seeing that the situation was becoming increasingly out of control, the three gods of evil, goodness and life hurriedly put down the gifts in their hands, covered their faces and walked out of the Shura Temple.
This is too exciting. They say that after getting pregnant, you become a different person. It’s true. Even the sea god is an exception. The ancients were right.
Tang San is no longer the same Tang San as before. He is now one of the three great law enforcement gods and the immediate superior of the Shrek Six Devils. Seeing that Xiao Wu was about to be stripped naked, Oscar and Dai Mubai left the Shura Temple in a hurry, fearing that Tang San would settle accounts with them later. They even forgot about their wives and deliberately closed the door before leaving.
This was really tough for Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing. The gate of the Shura Temple was very heavy, and just moving it to create a small exit took all their strength.
The scene inside the temple, well... is a bit exciting. Even though the two of them are women, they dare not stay here for too long. People who are familiar with the great God King Tang know that his main character is an unpredictable mood.
Looking at the small exit in front of him, Zhu Zhuqing made up his mind and slowly poked his head out of the gap. Then he leaned on his elbows and crawled out little by little.
Ning Rongrong was not idle either. She grabbed Zhu Zhuqing's hips with both hands and pushed her out.
I don't know who used too much strength, but the door actually closed a little bit, and the passage that was originally available for Zhu Zhuqing to pass through was now stuck at her waist. Because the two pandas that Zhu Zhuqing raised were too large, she was in a dilemma.
"Rongrong, come on, pull it in harder, harder! Harder!"
The screams of the two soon reached Tang San's ears. At this time, he was still in an unconscious state. He staggered down from the bed and came to Zhu Zhuqing. He pushed Ning Rongrong away and pulled her legs back.
"Brother San, be gentle! You're almost breaking the panda's neck."
Zhu Zhuqing was pulled so hard that it hurt, and she didn't know what was wrong with her. Not only did she not agree to Tang San, she also held on to the door frame with her hands.
As a result, the two of them spent a long time pulling the saw there. Ning Rongrong's IQ was online, and she reminded Zhu Zhuqing in time, so she put her two arms back into the Shura Temple.
(End of this chapter)
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