tiger teacher

Wang Jian feels that his current life is too chaotic, really too chaotic.His IQ is not as demonized as Xiao Jin and Ah Er, but only at the level of normal people. Perhaps in a certain sense, because he doesn't have to think about intrigue, he is even a little less intelligent than many people.

So what he has to do now is to make a list of all the things waiting to be processed, and then check out one by one.

Taking Xiaojin for a stroll in the dirty vegetable market, Wang Jian acted decisively like a housewife, haggling over prices and arguing about the price, anyway, he always brought his daughter to buy vegetables The young father... Even many aunts who sell vegetables praised Wang Jian for his good looks, and his daughter looks so young at such an age.

Xiao Jinxue was about to get angry, but he had no choice but to stand behind and stare, letting others misunderstand that she was Wang Jian's daughter...

"Actually, I'm more depressed than you." Wang Jian carried a bag of vegetables: "I'm so old? I'm only 25, and I'm still too young."

Xiao Jin curled her lips and said nothing, just rolled her eyes and licked a lollipop. Anyway, standing next to Wang Jian, she looked more and more like his daughter...

Carrying the things they needed for dinner, the two returned to the martial arts hall. When they went upstairs, they found that Tianraner and Liang Huanhuan were doing a very strange thing...

While watching TV, they held a piece of pink and green stuff under their noses and smelled it intoxicated. The two of them sat on Liang Huanhuan's bed, with intoxicated expressions on their faces, looking stupid.

"They are so stupid." Xiao Jin looked at and shook his head: "Damn... playing with my sanitary napkin!"

Wang Jian let out a cry, then turned to look at Xiao Jin: "What do you mean?"

"They're smelling my pads. My pads are lavender. Homemade."

Ah Jian was about to cry after hearing this, and there seemed to be no one around him who was a little bit normal. Liang Huanhuan was stupid, really stupid, after all, he was a special person.But Tianran Er shouldn't... After all, she shouldn't play with such strange things...

"Ajian, Ajian!" Tianraner suddenly saw Wang Jian, waving the green thing in his hand, jumped in front of Wang Jian, and stuffed Xiaojin's sanitary napkin under his nose: "You smell it, you smell it ,smell good!"

After finishing speaking, he leaned towards the sanitary napkin and took two deep breaths... In that way, he seemed mentally retarded.

"Don't be so perverted." Wang Jian pushed her face away: "Go and play by yourself, I will cook."

But Tianran Er followed Wang Jian to the kitchen relentlessly: "You smell it, it's really delicious."

Wang Jian was so fooled that he had no choice but to lower his head and smell it.Not to mention, it's really delicious...

But he can't be like Tianraner, holding a thing and playing with it for a long time, he can only turn Tianraner's body over, push her shoulders with both hands and push her out of the kitchen: "Watch TV."

Naturally Er responded, happily ran to watch the boring variety show, and continued to smell Xiaojin's sanitary napkin...

"I said you two, who asked you to dig through my things?" Xiaojin questioned Liang Huanhuan and Tianraner in the room: "You don't understand this rule?"

"I'm here, I don't need yours, should I just stand there and let it flow?" Liang Huanhuan glanced at Xiao Jin: "Isn't it just two auntie towels, I will return them to you later.

Tianran Er also nodded: "It smells so good..."

"Didn't she have it? Why did you take mine?"

"I don't like that brand, do you care?" Liang Huanhuan has always been domineering, even in front of the gloomy Xiaojin, he did not change his true colors, and put his hand into his pants as a gesture: "Do you want me to pay you back?"

Xiao Jin had nothing to do without her, so he could only say viciously: "Next time I will put mustard on it and let you use it!"

"Momo, if you dare to wipe, I dare to use this thing to make water to drink."

Even Wang Jian, who was in the kitchen, couldn't stand the nausea anymore, he stuck out his head and shouted, "Shut up, you guys are so disgusting!"

After all, Xiaojin listened to Wang Jian's words, turned around and went out with a snort, took a stool and sat at the door of the kitchen, watching Wang Jian chop and wash vegetables inside.

"Can you be normal for me?" When Wang Jian squatted down to turn on the gas, he turned his head and glanced at her: "What's the matter sitting there and looking at me?"

Xiao Jin giggled happily: "I don't!"

And just as he was tossing around here, his phone rang suddenly. The outdated four-chord ringtone was really refreshing.

After he answered the phone, it was actually He Rui's voice: "Mr. Wang, there is a party in the class tonight...do you come together? It's in a hotel near the school. We will go to the concert together after the meeting. It's aa, it's very cheap." of."

Wang Jian thought for a while: "I may not be able to go."

He Rui let out a cry, looking very disappointed: "Just come here..."

This is the most unbearable thing for the third master. After all, although the third master is not physically human anymore, but spiritually, he is still just an ordinary young man. Although he has a lot of social experience, in the final analysis he It is quite different from someone like Dawei who sees all the glitz.

So when He Rui acted like a baby and begged, he was a little embarrassed to refuse, so he could only ask, "What time is it?"

"The concert is at eight o'clock, and we have dinner at 06:30."

"I won't go there for dinner, I'll go again around seven o'clock."

"Then...Okay." He Rui is a very shrewd person, and she didn't force it: "Then see you later."

As soon as he hung up the phone, Wang Jian met Xiao Jin's gloomy face.

"What's your expression like?"

"It's that little rascal He Rui." Xiao Jin's tone was very unfriendly: "What is she going to do?"

"Isn't it normal to have dinner in the class?" Wang Jian couldn't figure out why Xiao Jin was in such a dead state: "You can't do this, you have to integrate into the group."

"My mental age is 30 and you let me blend in with them? You're hilarious."

Wang Jian thought for a while: "How does the IQ conversion formula work?"

"Mental age divided by actual age, multiplied by one hundred."

"It's quite accurate." Wang Jian said with a smile: "Okay, don't worry about this, I am the head teacher after all."

Hearing Wang Jian's words, Xiao Jin suddenly became happy, jumped up and down to Tianran Er's room, and happily started to snatch the remote control...

This change was so fast that Wang Jian couldn't accept it at all. He was confused for a long time before scratching his face and continuing to cook.

It has to be said that although Wang Jian's cooking skills are not in the elegant hall, home cooking is still quite acceptable.It's just that the original life was relatively poor, so most of the time I couldn't eat any good things at all.

But today is Xiao Jin's birthday, and he spent all his money on shrimp, eel, mutton, and other dishes that he would not be willing to eat when he was alone.Seven dishes for four people, and a fish head tofu soup. When it was served on the table, Natural Er even started to pick it up with his hands.

"Take the chopsticks." Wang Jian slapped off Tianraner's hand: "You should be more conscious."

"That's right." Liang Huanhuan stuffed a shrimp into his mouth with his hand, and at the same time cast a blank glance at Tianran Er: "He's such a big man, he doesn't understand at all."

As for Xiao Jin, she sat at the table, and burst into tears suddenly... This once again made Wang Jian confused, looked at the meal he was cooking, and said to himself:

"Is it so unpalatable..."

"Actually, it's not a question of whether it tastes bad or not." Liang Huanhuan suddenly became extremely normal: "This feeling is actually very subtle—yes, I'm actually of Vietnamese descent, and you all know that I'm an orphan from the age I was born, parents They all died in the aftermath of the war. If there is a man who can make such a big table for me, I will marry directly, and marry backwards."

"Then it looks like it's your birthday, so I can only order takeaway for you." Wang Jian shrugged: "Otherwise it will be very troublesome."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian stretched out his hand to help Xiao Jin wipe away tears: "Actually, it seems that I am the happiest. Every year, I eat longevity noodles, chicken legs, and big steaks... heaven."

And Tianran Er laughed: "I have it too!"

In fact, strictly speaking, none of the four people sitting here has a complete family.

Of course, Tianran Er and Wang Jian are still very happy, and Liang Huanhuan also grew up in the army, so it's not too bad.The most pitiful one is probably Xiao Jin. Wang Jian can't imagine how she got here in the past few years. You should know that when she became an orphan, she was less than ten years old. It's scary to think about it...

"Okay." Wang Jian stroked Jin Huiming's back like a puppy: "There's nothing to cry about."

While crying, Jin Huiming suddenly raised his head and looked at Wang Jian: "You unbuttoned my bra."

Wang Jian withdrew his hand like lightning... and then looked at Liang Huanhuan's arrogant laugh and blushed helplessly, and pretended to go to the toilet to cover up his embarrassment.

After a meal, it was almost seven o'clock, the sky was getting dark, and the students from the martial arts hall came one after another. Wang Jian assigned them today's training tasks, and then got in the car and went straight to He The hotel Rui mentioned.

There is only about three or four kilometers away from the martial arts hall, but this distance can be said to be a natural barrier in the most congested city in the world, but I don't know whether it is Wang Jian's luck or because of the mascot's glory, his road is very smooth, and he can It is said that it is a direct express, and it only takes 7 minutes to reach the designated destination.

Entering the hotel, one can see at a glance that the gang of monkeys from class 29 are sitting in the lobby, divided into three tables and mingled with each other. Other than these three tables, there was no one else in the whole hall. Those who didn't know it thought that this group of guys with long hairs on their mouths had packed up the place.

"The king is here!"

I don't know who yelled drunkenly, and all the little bastards turned their heads together, and then Zhao Feng, who was a little drunk, raised his hand: "Shou and Tian Qi!"

Wang Jian's head was full of black mist, he looked at this group of people, and frowned: "Who told you to drink?"

"Red... red wine, you won't get drunk!" Zhao Feng just finished speaking, covered his mouth and went straight to the bathroom

In the second half of the night, I have been very busy at work these days.I have to work overtime until after twelve o'clock... Anyway, the workload will not be small, so I try to squeeze time.